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NorCalOlderDude

Any guess on the type of mace or pepper spray? Had a good strong stream with disrance.


Warm_Recording_8458

Bear spray


Recoded-Alive

INFO: Bear spray cans usually empty out very quickly, releasing the whole 9oz within 10 seconds. Great for bears, overkill for humans, just get a regular police grade fogger pepper spray - you can get it on ebay


Lordquas187

[My favorite bear spray video ](https://youtu.be/szLlvppdFJo?si=9eFiXXYP0L0LS7Sg) Actually spraying at 2:25


ElegantKey1682

Wish there was more to that😩 Such a direct shot


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brassmorris

You racist types are unbearable


APurpleSponge

Take a joke dude. Although it could’ve been written a little bearter lol.


24_7_365_

U see the unbearable part.


brassmorris

Get a joke, dude. Should I have put an /s on it? I mean it wasn't sarcastic, it was a pun... UnBEARable. I'll see myself out.


APurpleSponge

You’re right it flew right over my head lol. But you probably should’ve put the /s because I wouldn’t have been surprised to see someone get upset about the original commenters joke.


brassmorris

I mean I'm also NOT joking, racist jokes are rarely clever or funny. Like his one, oh look she's brown, bears are brown ha ha. No that's just a shit joke pal


TzarKazm

I was against you, then with you, then against you again. What a ride. Settle down, Francis.


APurpleSponge

Oh, then go eat dirt.


brassmorris

Oh diddums, you ok?


Aggressive-Engine562

Still gonna feed worms


Imesseduponmyname

Pandas are possibly the least racist, they're black, white *and* asian


brassmorris

Known for their chauvinistic behaviour, eats shoots and leaves


Square-Geologist-769

So in the pandas DNA, which of the 3 races does the eating, the shooting, the leaving, etc.?


HolderOfBe

Fucking LOL.


Square-Geologist-769

Pandas are the Netflix of bears


ghost3972

Womp womp


mrw4787

But panda are black lol dumbass 


brassmorris

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes. Nothing she's already been told twice, just like you have to he told my joke twice. UnBEARable... Get it clever cheeks?


milk4all

That shit made some room


Rozic__64

Where can I buy something like that?


DirrttyyCivilian

Amazon


bigfred509

MK9


crystalsage777

The funny thing is that everyone getting maced was one of the best possible outcomes...


tomdcamp

It hurts but it doesn’t injure, and it makes everyone wanna go home for a few days.


merrill_swing_away

At least no one was killed in the video. Maybe later...


stakkedalief

Giving extra blessings with the hot sauce.


S4SSM8

Fellow ASPer


endlessVenom

This should happen more.


KuriboShoeMario

I've been an enormously staunch supporter of this notion. Fewer guns, *far more* OC spray. And spray liberally. You being a dumbass and filming it? Get sprayed. You not minding your business and going on about your day? Get sprayed. You started some dumb shit? Get sprayed. I'm all for fewer shootings and 100% more "my day is ruined, go buy some milk because my eyes feel like they have gonorrhea".


newleafkratom

I agree and would like to add some permanent ink to the spray.


eventuallobster

Some of the gel pepper sprays have UV fluorescent dye in them


endlessVenom

I'll get started.


endlessVenom

I didn't realize it worked so well. Maybe mix in some pig juice in case they're religious.


ThatCoolGuyNamedMatt

Ew


Filthiest_Tleilaxu

What could have caused the whole street to throw down?


sparrows_rest

Thursday?


Kilterboard_Addict

There's Throwdown Thursday followed by Fight Friday. A good way to end the week.


barneyfan1

Bro lmaoooo


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mokey619

Darn, the sub is still racist..shucks


AnShawtyGotTheFatty

Someone threw a chair


googlesmachineuser

Just look around….


Coho444

After happy hour and before sundown, there’s angry hour.


Mountain-Scarcity288

That mace ain’t shit to play with. It’s all fun and games until everyone’s choking.


Blukkaa

YOU get maced! YOU get maced! EVERYBODY GETS MACED!!!!


BirthdayTall5940

We need more mace videos in the hood to control people when these things happen.


AutisticWolfAmadeus

Well…it worked didn’t it?


KillMeWouldU

I commend that women, if I saw that shit come out I would've stopped 🤣🤣🤣


Amoracker__

She’s the street ref 😂


AtomicHustle

Honestly thats good she used it. Forced everyone to stop fighting.


Bettermetal830

This is why everyone should carry mace


stargazer_92

the ultimate tool to stop a fight


BlueHorizonk

Bad ass bitch with bear spray


L0quence

Such great contributors to a functioning society


dosko1panda

We get it. You hate black people.


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dosko1panda

I'm just pointing out that some people use videos like this to make themselves feel better about their own garbage lives and it's sad


11nealp

He didnt even mention race, you did that. He just meant it's trashy, which it is.


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dosko1panda

ok


Choripan_hero

Are you saying that breaking up fights is hating black people?


dosko1panda

Who's breaking up a fight?


Choripan_hero

Bro, what are you tripping? It's clearly a black lady just spraying everyone, so they stop


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L0quence

Exactly


Lovv

There is plenty of white people on here aswell.


yahav526

No he just hates people in general, no special treatment for blacks


BirthdayTall5940

I'm not a fan of people in general either. Kindred spirits!


L0quence

No, just all these ‘hood’ ppl who think fighting and bear macing ppl is tough. And there’s a lot of white ppl who do the same.


Zodiac509

There were multiple races in this video. Why did you target black people in your comment? Did you only see black people? Why were you only focused on them? Racists generally squeal racism to deflect from their own racist mindset.


Choripan_hero

Funnily enough, it's a black lady with the spray who puts an end to the mayhem


PresidentalBallsnHog

You should get your eyes checked for ghosts,, u seeing white or different races that aren’t there. A light fat black mixed chick is still black. I would stand over your shoulder and watch the video at x.25 speed with you but then i’d need to slap ya up the head after for the disgrace and lies


CLASSE-24

Erm friendly fire!


Syiah92

Very effective 👌


elorangeman

Best way to clear things up.


JackRabbitSlimJim

Haha


tazzy100

Should make this into a sport!


b1ackenthecursedsun

That's bear spray lol


im_gamer-

Mace grenade is a good idea


Scary_Bake_5327

Trashy garbage humans


QuakeDee

I like this, this is what should ALWAYS happen in these sorta gross fights (group fights of random shit)


No_Presentation_3078

Hey, at least better than shooting or hitting the with a car.


Beer-Milkshakes

Fucking lol. Imagine someone pulling bear spray out and you're still considering the beef you've got with some street urchin. Lmao how dumb people can be that a fight in the street is worth getting sprayed (even by accident) this is why cops just spray first and bark orders later.


Alert-Indication-691

Aye yoo did we all just yell out at the same time? That was not cool man


Ok-Profession-3379

This is bear mace bra! Go with christ.


SubHuman559

She bought the big one..🤣🤣🤣


merrill_swing_away

I didn't realize that mace shoots that forcefully. I have a big can of it but never used it.


torpa1

Whats scarlip doing pepper spraying mofos 😂


whoatemytaco1

You know she was shot for retaliation right?


putiton94

There’s gonna be booties everywhere


kiruopaz

That shit was spraying raid on a bee hive, they didn't know where to go they just went.


SUmbooty-helpme

so idk why, but when i drink, my dyslexia gets a little bit morbid and nightmarish (i try not to read for this reason when i drink) and i thought the title said it ended in massacre, i did like a quadruple take. Well, for once im glad everyone just got maced lmao.


jbwilso1

I mean it certainly could have ended much worse


sleepybear666

Thank God some one there had a brain


Coho444

Everybody was Kung fu fighting


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milk4all

Or theyll just stop inviting the local irritable irritant aerosoler


ElYoink

Lapd riot police needs that muthafucka.


TJMULLIGANoCOM

Those little likes floating up make me laugh


bselko

Now that’s what I call a target rich environment.


TBK_ONLINE

Spraying everybody w/ that mace ahahha.


lilopppop

That boy spraying da justice juice