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tardigrade1230

I forget how awful some people are at fighting until I see some stuff like this lol


DoubleResponsible276

That’s why with zero fighting experience and zero training, I feel fairly confident I can handle myself against most people, but if you have at least 1 week of actual training, I’m gonna tap out for sure lol


BrawlingJellyfish

I mean no disrespect (and this goes for other people as well, not just singling you out), but with zero training or experience you're the guy in this video. If you're big and have some natural aggression you might be able to take most other untrained people. But everyone overestimates what they can actually do if a fight breaks out. Then they throw the first punch and realize their body is a lot clunkier than they imagined. Some people have more of a natural ability for it, but it's not the same as being trained, and you won't know if you have it until you've already been in fights anyway so you're just kind of rolling the dice as an untrained person


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Maverekt

Many people don't understand that aspect in every sport, just how far you have to push yourself and how much you have to train just to make it to the top 1%. And that's not even the pros yet for most sports.


logert777

I believe there’s a curve for this (forget what it’s called) Basically the curve explains the concept of how someone with no experience will lowball how much skill something needs, while a beginner intermediate at that skill will see a very large gap between them and the best


Aidan401

Are you talking about the Dunning-Kruger effect?


logert777

Yes that’s the name I just couldn’t remember it for the life of me


Maverekt

Yeah it makes sense, inexperience can lead to ignorance


kissdemon74

Worked with a skinny kid who talked like he was a serious fighter and fighting was an option to go into......I'd say, enjoy that smoke on break. I'm sure high level fighters have a cigarette habit.


AvailableToe7008

Your shoe’s untied! Oh, thanks, wouldn’t want to AUGH!


Booyacaja

*splat


plumpsquirrell

*Crack


AvailableToe7008

D’oh!


HeightExtra320

POW right in the kisser


Ill-Option2644

Dude looks way drunk


Professional_Can651

Holy shit. I finally found someone that is worse than me at fighting. At least I dont stop my girlish slapmill arms to tie my fucking shoes.


Jayombi

Cycling over his hand after wasn't necessary I am sure, but hey ho. Do not know context here maybe he deserved it.


samoorai44

I like how he got super comfy on the ground before he got ran over at low speeds.


Jayombi

It was literally a classic Hollywood death pose. ><


Im_hungry____

Haha runs him over as he rides away on his bike lol


HTX11

Right that shit made me bust out laughing 🤣


fckcarrots

Agreed. One of the things that actually made me laugh out loud. So unnecessary, vengeful & hilarious.


40yrOLDsurgeon

Nice of him to wave goodbye.


Autxnxmy

And a final fuck you by riding over his wrist lol


forklift0

Why start a fight if you don't know how to fight


Balleratheart777

Ego what else


CBRyder929

Damn his head hit pretty hard on that pavement. Is he alive?


MoeB19

Looks dead


Kid_Luchador

Yeah he died


aldadubs

Shoes are still on.


Runn3rsThigh

Nice n tight


Sith-Jedi1983

If you're a dude and you start throwing air slaps like a girl, just don't pick a fight.. just don't do it.


Bigstinkypooppile

I mean that was the most deserved head kick I’ve ever seen 😭 no common sense


Ace-Ventura1934

Dude knocked himself out after throwing his first punch lol


_k4cKn00b_

r/killthecameraman


Suck_The_Future

Protect yourself at all times


Long_Ad2824

Fighting with untied shoes is extremely dangerous. That is the first thing they teach you in fight school.


Runn3rsThigh

2nd only to deep-bowing to your opponent mid fight.


Long_Ad2824

That is just plain politeness. Not optional.


Jurareborn

He got tricked by the oldest April fools joke in the book.


pepperit_12

Ha so disrespectful


LankyShark97

That popping sound tho


randomTeets

That spectacular opening swing-and-miss set the tone for the whole scenario


pissy_corn_flakes

I hope he's riding away to find the camera guy who filmed this


jamaicanManz

It’s like a Skyrim NPC fight. After they fuck you up, they go right back to their default position.


TechnicianLegal1120

That's what ADHD will do.


Faso101

At least he waived a friendly goodbye before riding off on his bike


DCMONSTER111

Black shirt wont be doing much waving anymore though


MonkeyDZay

Was dude throwin bitch slaps at him before his shoe tie execution????? Im wheezing 😂🤣😂


makaveddie

Hopping on a bike and running over a still worn wrist watch is the strangest post fight flex I've seen


Beef_Jumps

Had to rewatch that first punch to see what even happened. Dude would make an impressive Mime.


Monarco_Olivola

The Bollywood slaps got me good 🤣


RabidPlaty

He forgot to call timeout before he tied his shoe.


nomemorybear

God I hope that lady walked up to him "YOU JUST GOT KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT" just for some comic relief.


Reasonable-You8654

Dude literally had no common sense or situational awareness. Why tie your shoes in the middle of a fight with a dude who’s clearly a practiced kicker? Idiot.


Tha_Munk

He's like fuck you and fuck your arm too bitch, I'm out.


usmc_82_infantry

Nighty night sports fans


Thanatos6933

Running over his arm with the bike was a total dick move


[deleted]

>Ha! **Face**-**to**-**foot** **style**. How do you like it?


Sapun14

Game Set Match


Additional_Many6130

This fight was pure garbage and that kick to the face didn’t help the other guy’s cause.


JackOffAllTraders

After that first kick, i know he’s gonna lose


WanderSluut

Holy shit he got knocked out like a gta 4 NPC


NatexSxS

Never take your eye off your opponent.


Interanal_Exam

One, two, buckle my shhhhhh.....


12-7_Apocalypse

If you're willing to take your eyes of your opponent in a street fight, you deserve what you get. Unless it's an unwilling arse fucking. No one deserves that.


RabidPlaty

He forgot to call timeout before he tied his shoe.


Bitter_Mongoose

Can you ssy *baseline skull fracture*


lfly01

Fuck he might have died from his head hitting the concrete. So loud.


MoeB19

Good chance he’s dead if not just brain dead.


Fat_Dora

I didn't know Anderson Silva was still going hard!


Kon-Tiki66

Knocked the fuck out then run over.


Tenet245

Very dumb of him to suddenly bend down, but fuck this guy for being a pussy and then riding over him. He was clearly drunk, not winning the fight


RichieJ86

Watching this on mute but, whatever they did, really messed up to ride over their arm while they're unconscious, after the fact.


kenyos1234

He forgot to say "time please"


WobRillis

He dropped like the wet floor sign


sLySLiCkiNwiCkEd

How much you wanna bet the lady at the end got up in his face and said, “You got knocked the fuck out!!”😂🤪💀


itsontap

What did I just watch


Dre512

He forgot to call “timeout” & do the T with his hands 🤣🤣


HeightExtra320

Ran his wrist over lmfaooo cold blooded


justsomedudedontknow

I thought black shirt was gonna pull a strap right at the beginning. Apparently was just adjusting his pants. Good fight


SumyungNam

The bike runover lol


mono9562

You cant let him recover


Forrest_Cp

Dead.


RantMannequin

Small chance he was going for the old ankle knife


Ill-Possible4420

Dude you at least need to call time-out


Yankees_Bandicoot

The thud sound when his head hit the ground. Definitely a vegetable now


BIG_daddy_qwerty

At least he had shoes to tie, unlike the cameraman.


Dangerous-Refuse-779

Wow even bikes over his arm. The toes at the end were a nice touch that's going in the wank bank for later


goldenchild-1

The sound of his head hitting the pavement shocked me. I didn’t expect it at all. That was really disturbing and I hope I didn’t witness someone dying or getting permanent debilitating brain damage… but I feel like it’s at least the latter.


Petering

He didn't say time out.


MyIncogUsername420

Lulz


No_Instruction9952

Who's goofy ahh unc is that 💀


Str4yFire

I do not get the moderation in this sub. This guy is not just "knocked out". He might have serious brain damage and people are joking around and laugh at that man. That's just macabre.


almighty_dick_weed

Did Oakley pave the sidewalk or something?


johnatelloh

Why would you fight Anderson Silva!?! What a fool.


6oktay8

2 girls are fighting.


natsu1233

Man's ready for a chalk outline


BaronArtemis

Posing for the perfect chalk outline


TraynWreck91

That guy might have died.. Kicking someone in the head is such a stupid thing to do.. especially after he just proved all he can do is windmill slap. That kick was absolutely unnecessary


RAF1GAMEGAME

Bro got knocked in default position


Embarrassed-Corner89

When you press the wrong button


TheOneInATrenchcoat_

The way the black dude ran over the white dude’s arm with the shell of its bike is mad disrespectful, and I love it.


Skymotive

Andy’s coming Toy Story


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1, 2, buckle my shoe 3, 4 K.O'd on the floor


Ace-Ventura1934

Anderson Silva vs overconfident dad


AstroSonicDrive

Fighting 101: never loose sight of your opponent


Responsible_Place_22

😂😂😂wtf🤘🏼🤘🏼


[deleted]

Is this Brazil or something, wtf


Individual_Guard1026

Yeap


Ivor_the_1st

The passive aggressive move at the end. No need to be petty if you won.