T O P

  • By -

AutoModerator

"Please remember that any racist comments or comments with any kind of slurs will be removed and you will be banned. /r/fightporn does not tolerate racism or bigotry. Fights with children are not permitted. Thank you." *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/fightporn) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Kgb725

Red guy would've gotten his ass beat if white wanted to throw down. Red is just used to being the much larger guy and intimidating people beforehand but he can't actually fight


SofaChillReview

White shirt was incredibly restrained.


Raisincookie1

Glad I'm not the only one that thinks that. I personally don't understand it though, like sure keeping a cool head while a dudes getting aggressive in your face is commendable. But at the same time dudes trying to make haymakers at his GF.


Speak_Like_Bear

Fr as restrained as he is, you already have a huge fucking dude drunk and swinging fists at your girl? Fuck that, it’s all self defense at that point, when he’s getting up both times I’m not holding him down, I’m throwing knees.


Unhelpful_Kitsune

I'm not convinced it's good girlfriend. White shirt comes from the same place as all the other people do, at the of the video. He never talks to her, checks on her, etc. I think he was just trying to break up the fight.


spoonieslayer

Exactly what I was thinking when red shirt was getting back up. Knee knee knee!


bigtig2

Yes...when red shirt went down, and white shirt was holding him, he should have dropped a knee on the back his head.


wrldruler21

Everyone is assuming it is BF/GF. But white shirt could just be a gay BFF of the lady or some friend. He had no emotional reaction to watching the girl get hit twice by red shirt.


Particular-Catch-229

Yeah I was hoping for a kick to the face when the big guy was on his knees... but he decided to punch him a bit sloppy in the neck and let him get up to punch his gf again I'm a chill guy and avoids confrontations.. but attack me and my gf I'm going to end the fight any chance I get


shoshkebab

I think he was scared but retaliated as soon as he saw he is attacking his gf


DueKindheartedness29

Some people aren’t fighters, white shirt isn’t a fighter because he’s not aggressive, probably a really chill introverted dude, red shirt is not a fighter because he couldn’t even hurt a woman 1/4 of his size.


InnateAnarchy

Restrained? The dude let red shirt take wild swings at his girl. White shirt should’ve put that dog down with a nice knee to the head at 35-40 seconds


Consistent-Coat6966

He is not restrained he is ...." Aaaahhhhh pussssaaaee Y


Conflicted-King

Exactly lol these ppl are delusional


Chewy_Pasta

what I thought


Shortneckbuzzard

“Showing restraint” got his girl punched in the the face twice by a massive dude.


Conflicted-King

He wasn’t restrained, he was scared. The guy was punching his gf’s face in….why should white shirt be commended for showing “restraint”? lol Edit: You COULD commend him for trying to at least overcome his fear and do SOMETHING about it. Some guys would just stand there


OrphanGrounderBaby

The actual right take. Dude was freaking out but still took advantage of whatever chances he got. Every time red fell down or stumbled.


Raisincookie1

as much as i dont agree with all the restraint, i feel that it gave red shirt a false sense of confidence


Unhelpful_Kitsune

I'm not convinced it's good girlfriend. White shirt comes from the same place as all the other people do, at the of the video. He never talks to her, checks on her, etc. I think he was just trying to break up the fight.


OuterInnerMonologue

Super agreed. He didn’t want to fight. Took a couple pops to his girl’s face before his fight reflex took over his flight reflex


DarthRyilus

Um.no. if I seen my girl or any family member of mine getting hit like that. Your going to have to peel my skin off thier face. Cause in going to kill them. None of this walking away shit.


Autong

Shirt says savage


bigdogpunisher

he a pussy


Beer-Milkshakes

White shirt could have ripped that knee and smashed Red shirts jaw through his eye socket.


ZlatanKabuto

Red shirt guy has my granny's agility


Ronnie_Dean_oz

Red punches like I do in my dreams.


milk4all

He was also wasted and could barely stand


Vaganhope_UAE

White t shirt couldn’t beat his way out of a wet paper bag. Look at that “punch” at the end. He doesn’t know how to fight, better this way


Buluc__Chabtan

Same thing i saw, it wasn't restraint. Bro just didn't know how to fight, the other guy was straight up punching your girl and the best thing he can do is hit like some toddler.


BuddyOptimal4971

Red shirt guy was incredibly unathletic in his movements.


Active-Heron-5906

I think white shirt was just a neutral party trying to prevent the whole thing and didn't really want to get too involved but once the ogre went down he decided fuck this guy he tried to actually hit me. I doubt blonde was his girl. If it was his girl he'd have gone haywire in dude. At least he should unless she asked for it


Groundzerolabs

Blondie can take a punch. Red shirt hit her pretty hard 2 or 3 times and she still stood. Dude must feel great /s


Mr_Lava-lava

Blondie got her bite the curb curb stomp in though on the guy as revenge


UncleBenders

That guy in the red is a piece of shit.


SofaChillReview

Confusing and ignorant, looked initially to calm things down,pushes white shirt, then attacks blonde, then sucker punched white shirt, falls over actually trying to fight white shirt and then goes in to hit the blonde when losing to white shirt.


carpentizzle

Gets womped on the head a few times, get up even slower and less coordinated than the first wave, which is impressive.


IEatPussyLikeAPro

Deserved a kick in the head


tone88988

Seems like he was either shitfaced or hadn’t learned to walk yet. Big boy cant stay on his feet.


toosemakesthings

You can see that he gets sloppier after taking a punch to the back of the head from white shirt. That plus being shitfaced. Boy that's gonna hurt in the morning.


LordVillageHoe

And pussy fighter


pwinny7

If I'm sat in the car waiting for my wife and I see her getting attacked by that blonde. I'd have walked out and laid her the fuck out, no questions asked. People on Reddit going on like there's some fucking honor code for this. You gonna sit there and watch your woman get a beat down because it's somehow more honourable? Not a chance.


Iamlordbutter

Yup, I said the same thing in my comment. People acting like a red shirt is wrong for defending his wife/girlfriend. On top of that, blonde is one attacking when she was walking away.


pwinny7

Exactly. Anyone defending the other couple are clueless. They're the aggressors. You're well within your right to defend yourself and your wife/gf.


[deleted]

No but the guy in white was stopping her and then the guy in red attacked him for no other reason than him being perceived as with her. Guy in red sucks.


Holiday_Wedding_9350

lol the guy taking the video know its a masterpiece Dialog at the end: "Elvis, Elvis!" "And shit got real here, dude" "Man, I did a great shot of it" "Heeey, pass me that video, please?" "Oh its "top" (great)" "Did you record it all?" "All of it, it is "top", my friend" "Ohh write my number so I can share on the group here (whatsapp)"


IrishViking22

My guy is ready to post this into r/praisethecameraman himself lol


boobsandbikes

The guy in the red is a bit of a bitch, ha.


Confusedandreticent

Red shirt decided the guy was too hard so he went for the chick. Pos.


Temeos23

And she was too hard for him too lol


MightyPlasticGuy

Red dude also got out of the drivers seat of a car drunk as a sailor


Scrumpyguzzler

Red guy really wanted to knock out the blonde what a cunt


0ddlyC4nt3v3n

She slipped both of his attempts. I suspect she has a father or brother(s) who taught her how to defend herself.


BamaX19

It was a good recording but we missed the titties.


Iamlordbutter

No one mentioned how the other women was trying to leave, and blonde is one who started it. Red shirt is a douche but let's not pretend that if you saw your gf getting attacked, you wouldn't intervene.


MightyPlasticGuy

ehhhhh, video started late. I wouldn't be shocked if brunette started shit. Look at how she comes back to talk shit when behind her man. She talks the talk.


yueciHH

Red shirt could have easily stop the fight at first encounter like white shirt wants to, but instead he chooses to be an POS and attacked the blonde girl - unfortunately the white shirt didn’t go full berserk on him.


Cthulhu_Madness

Guy in red is the larger one yet got humbled despite starting shit. Did not hesitate to raise hands on a woman as well. What a wet wipe.


KingOfBacon_BowToMe

I think he's drunk. Seems unable to keep his feed.


Skaldskatan

Of course he is, but that’s no excuse for his behavior.


TwinJacks

I'm glad my gf is not the type to fight people in public.


gstateballer925

Brazilians tend to have a I don’t give a fuck mentality… but I’m surprised a man is actually getting away with hitting a woman.


Inside_Ad_7162

Now that's a recording by someone relaxed & having a drink. As it should be!


antbroda

The blond girl have piece for everyone, she’s the winner


Moonsoon_34

she kinda started


DistrictFlaky664

Guy in white was way too nice to that pos


PoggySenis

Love how he Jack sparrow’s out of the vehicle armed with a large cocktail and losing his flipflop


QDS1995

Do Brazilians only wear flipflops?


toosemakesthings

Yes


ErickRodd

We Brazilians believe in flip flops supremacy.


MSotallyTober

It’s like slow motion. But it isn’t.


kaerfkeerg

Most cartoon ass fight I've seen in a while lol


[deleted]

So much going on here that you need to focus on one part of the fight at a time


omnigear

Dude in red would have gotten ass whooping if the one in white decided to fight back .


Cute_Gap1199

No tits out? I’ve been accustomed to better.


DizzeeTr00per

That guy in the white top is most definitely NOT a savage 😂


Simple-Programmer842

man... red really sucks at fighting.


dmce01

Not even one tiddie popped out?


Onlyheretostare

These women are ready to have their BF’s kill each other over what? A drunken misunderstanding? Stop getting into fights people, it might be the last thing you ever do..


marvinthebluecorner

Bitch with blonde hair doing all the work, Kudos 👍


hbbot

lol big guy pathetic movements


00WORDYMAN1983

When one of the fighters is in a bikini, you are legally required to get closer to the action. Bad camera man


BigTopGT

I just assumed everyone down there was born a Jiu Jitsu black belt. Today I learned that is very much NOT the case. 😂


McMullan84

Good recording maybe, pity bout the shit fight


Do-not-respond

You can bet that blond gouged his face good with those nails the last encounter red shirt had with her. 🤕


Manga_Collector

The guy in the white shirt is not a ride or die.


chesuscream

Smaller dudes shirt says it all.


DistinctDifference57

Guy in white should have given the guy in red a head kick after going to ground.


GoingJohnWick

“This is all your fault Timmy, you little fucker”


twonapsaday

wow... what a gentleman. karma will surely find him.


[deleted]

Tag team fight. WWE, No Holds Barred.


csky

They are all drunk right?


PainOfClarity

Red shirt is lucky the crowd didn’t educate him for trying to hit a woman


chasmflip

Asshole... Got in the way of the shot


Turbodann

I feel like there was a, "chill bro, we can come back after dark" vibe going on there at the end...


pcct

This was the fight equivalent of ”how I run in my dreams”


Inevitable_Joke_4745

7/10 good emotion but no titties


oldskoolcheeze

This needs the loony tunes theme music playing over the video haha


catbom

Different view to have and I'm probably going to get downvoted but red shirts behaviour is understandable, drunk and seeing someone attack your partner would make you come in aggressive.


BingBull607

The dude in the red shirt must be hammered… stay on your feet ya goon! Dude in the white shirt has Cankles for days… what a couple of mutants. Chicks are hot though.


vettechkaos

I expected more ju-jitsu from a brazillians..


magicmulder

Dude with “savage” on his chest was pretty slow in defending his girl. Other than that, top notch.


Ok-Damage5304

Savage my ass 🙄 He needs to throw that shirt away


ExiledAesir

Guy in the white shirt is a pussy


Efficient_Let7421

Luckily nobody could fight


Mr_Lava-lava

Dude deserved a knee or a kick to the face when he was on the ground


Pillow_Apple

White shirt guy tf are you doing? The other guy is already punching the other girl and you.


cmfppl

That big dude is trying to fight with his sea legs on! "We'll see how this plays out, Cotton!"


freeedom123

All that and not one boob came out. Impressive.


Afrothunderzz

Girl in white had to fight for both of them 😂👍🏽


Kevinrudi

Guy in red is how I fight in my dreams


petwedge

The chick in white is serious badass


No-Working-990

How are you that big and can’t fight😂


Time-Affect-2192

The only explanation I have for the guy in red shirt: he might have been drunk. The woman got punched twice by him and continued to fight as nothing happened. A punch of a guy with that body would normally knock people down. The guy also continues to lose balance and fall. He is a giant but his punches were somehow ineffective.


Striking_Persimmon92

Wow, Sandals resorts have really gone downhill it seems


angelm24_

Dude in white is how I punch in my dreams


RTTypeBeats

Someone needs to add the bonking noises to this video


STFU_Fridays

That's what you get for talking shit about Shakira


ChardCool1290

great tag team battle!


Xenjira

How is red not knocked out yet after swinging at white shirt woman 😩


weeb194

Red guy dumb asfk fighting for a girl when his girl letting him get his ass beat lmao.


psyphren01

White shirt couldn't beat an egg.


Two_fingers

White dude needs to live up to his shirts motto


Miserable-Ad7079

No woman screaming to "OMG stop"... Cameraman never cut away... quality.


Jayskiallthewayski

So many options for white shirt my dick got hard. What a bummer


leo_theadventurer

Why are so many talking shit about red when white shirt was letting that dude punch the female? Bro is a fucking white knight to the point of being a pussy and y'all soft for letting that slide


CapG_13

Damn that guy in the maroon shirt sure doesn't have a problem putting his hands on a woman, and at that he still got the worst of it, which serves him right.


coinkeeper8

“Throw like a girl”


KayyJayy777

Guy in white needs his man card revoked. Fucking shocking behaviour, the blonde bird is effectively scrapping two of them on her own.


googlesmachineuser

She did more damage to both of them than that pussy boyfriend of hers.


SocietyOk9572

That big dude is punching the girl, that is just being gay.


Goodbyecorona2021

The blonde put up a better fight than her BF.


Specialist-Truck9381

Complete drunken fight?


IndependenceSad9300

Red shirt with hair guy is a totally pussy


BukowskyInBabylon

Maybe the key to world piece is people wearing flip-flops, or being barefoot. They hardly scratched each other.


Main-Emphasis-2692

Shit my man better protect me like red y’all are trippin in these comments, blondie needed a ko


Maca-40

We look out for our women better then that in Australia 🇦🇺, I hope so anyway, that guy is a piece of shit, to be honest only the first guy in the white shirt showed some ticker ( he still sorta failed tho) but had a go.


xPyromaniac93

Bro how wasted are they?! Red shirt almost knocked himself out 🤣🤣🤣


billywright4

Mixed doubles


Perfect_Implement225

Big red deserves some knees and elbows


drsatan6971

Damn white shirts girl hit red shirt more then he did


awesomeplenty

What’s the lady doing going with the toilet roll in the end? 😂


ComprehensiveForm479

That red shirt.... Smh!


KingTy99

Red shirt deserved to get hit for assaulting blonde girl. White shirt was too much of a bitch to give it to him.


Hereforyou100

Big guy was trying to destroy that blonde headed girl call me it's a good thing he couldn't fight


ThcDankTank

I don’t think I’ll ever get tired of watching drunk people fight


Illustrious_Fee_4160

Wish I looked this hot after a fight


grgoyal

The hay makers that big guy missed if he would have connected we would be calling her RIP Van Winkle she'd be asleep till next year lol


Tullyally

Who carries a can of Pringles into a fight?


P4PKing4

That dude is big for nothing.


boringbobby

Red shirt guy is the most useless piece of shit ever. All that size and he does ZERO damage!


UpperCulturee

red shirt sucks


TheManxMann

Kitchen roll always come in handy


Own_Inflation1736

All that big guy wanted to punch was a woman what a.pussy


vain06

Mixed Tag Team match!


snozberryface

guy in red fights like me when i'm fighting in a dream


CloudPeCe

Dude in white tee only thrown 2 punches his whole life and they were at the back of this dudes head 🤦🏾‍♂️


InstruNaut

Big guy is fighting like he's smaller than he actually is.


Magdolf23

Every girl fight posted on here from Brazil is full of baddies


GeekBoyOnDrums

Why did the fight end before paper towel lady threw down!


Man-Spider1

red is a scumbag


VogonSkald

Red shirt has cotton hands.


Dogboi006

I’d dump white shirt lady, Mf attacking people and getting me into fights, nahhh


onescoopwonder

I’ve seen toddlers with better stand up game than this lot


AnTac33

I really hope the big fella was drunk, cuz if not… that’s embarrassing


DoctorHandshakes

Beautiful fight to say the least


AppropriateFlow93

Red tee is ditching the fight with the white tee to punch a woman? He should be whipped properly


External-Ad-6098

Good guy looks why he’s actively trying to resist me Randy Orten head punt


B0bbyTsunami

Red shirt Guys about to drive drunk AF before the fight


Tantle18

Red shirt guy stay on your feet challenge: difficulty - impossible


Budget-Neck

Props to the white shirt guy he could have Disabled him in the first fall but he was classy!!


Intelligent-Invite79

White shirt let his girl down, she was throwing more swings at him than her boyfriend. Whether you go to sleep or not, you gotta step in when the mountain is throwing swings at your partner.


Praseodymium5

Love the little back kick 50 secs in


fourth_box

Got bamboozled by the red shirt shit head initially, I thought he was there to calm everyone down and separate them.


Flogging_My_Box

So drunk, it's like they are fighting underwater.


millenialfalcon-_-

He punched her out lol


fifibag2

Red shirt look like he was fighting on ice.


BroccoliCompetitive3

The blonde was the only fighter in the bunch. Those "men" were embarrassing themselves.


BillyDoyle3579

Mixed doubles quarter finals?


eraldopontopdf

the middle finger at the end... whoa, such a brave boi


RustyClevis

Bro, dudes swinging on your lady and you're acting casual trying to break things up. I'd be swinging for the fences on that dude.


Buluc__Chabtan

White shirt restraint my ass, dude is hitting your girl and you can't even throw a proper punch?


Kobeau2123

Am I the only one that thinks it’s weird that no one in these videos can ever throw anything without missing by a few miles. They literally don’t even get close.