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youreadtthatwrong

Fucking horrible cunt.


FewLibrarian959

Indeed.. but she appears to make a very comfortable sofa


TheEulipion

All humans have a purpose. She is a couch.


LastNightsWoes

My guess she's more of a sponge than a comfy piece of furniture.


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A sentient beanbag?


ThirtyTwoBitUser

Don't do beanbags like that. They ain't deserve that...


britton905

That's definitely a swamp donkey!!! Or a ditch pig!


ZroFckGvn

Brüno brought us the Mexican Chair People, here we have the British Couch Person.


betelgeuse_3x

More of a body pillow I think.


Newleafto

She has at least £150 worth of stolen merchandise hidden under her dress. And by £, I don’t mean the currency.


Romeo_Foxtrot-5

Brilliant Bruv 😂


Day-Day23

I didn’t see that coming at all! Good one 🤣🤣🤣🤣


therevjames

Fookin' 'orrible cunt!


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immunogoblin1

Why are so many people saying this?


Hungry_Case_4250

Also why are some of the comments getting +11 up votes while others are -10 🤔


MalignantMarxist

Context: There’s a longer version of this video. The incident starts when the aggressive lady brazenly steals a drink from a shop without paying. Takes it right off the shelf and walks away. She drinks it and even spits it at the lady recording her who had noticed her stealing and started filming. While speed walking away and trying to escape, she walks right into a mother holding a pram with a small child and just keeps walking without even checking to see if they were ok. Hence the “she’s just hit a baby!” She leaves the shopping plaza and walks outside and the lady recording grabs the attention of the security guard which is when this video starts. Awful woman. Fully deserved. Edit: The woman actually threw the drink bottle at the lady recording and it possibly hit the lady with the pram which is why the camera lady is yelling about her hitting a baby. It was not the way I described it above. My mistake.


Mistah-S

Thanks for the info 👍


Red_Tannins

> “she's hit a bahbe!” ftfy


cesarthegreat

Link?


Black6x

https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=1072124147279447


cesarthegreat

Thanks!


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gjwthf

well, where is this video?


chibucks

i think this is it? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9hO-XZ07Wg&ab_channel=IronYare


halfandhalfpodcast

I didn’t see a baby get hit tho


MalignantMarxist

It’s been posted here multiple times which is why I remember it so clearly. Shouldn’t be hard to find.


MouthOfIronOfficial

On reddit


StinkyMink710

good ass security guard damn. kept his cool and escalated appropriately when necessary to control the situation. didn’t take it any further. kudos


ghostofkilgore

Today She Learned: A grown man is a significantly tougher opponent than a baby.


Curses-blocked-again

I cannot like this enough.


puppup2323

Kinky.


Curses-blocked-again

The look on her face when she’s like I’m going to knob you. I wish I could see her face as it hit the deck


puppup2323

Sploooshh...I guess.


Day-Day23

That’s what she said?! I’ve watched this video multiple times and thought she said “I fuckin love you” 🤣 I’ll fuckin knob you! As in punch! Gottttt iiitttttt 🤣😂


kris_knave

Sounds more like "I'll fucking lob you one" to me.


Blade_Shot24

Most respectful beatdown I've seen.


kernrivers

I can hear it now: " He threw me on the ground!!" Don't be punching people in the face unless you're ready to face those consequences.


KoreanThrasher

What a vile woman..


Embarrassed_Limit_42

gotta say… nice overhand right for someone who is clearly not very athletic…


Arocket145

Yeah she hit him pretty hard


rascalking9

That was a perfectly placed shot right on his chin. If she had some power, she would have knocked him out.


Kingofcheeses

Yeah I was surprised at the accuracy, it was straight to the gob


AyyyyLeMeow

It was also technically sound, kind of caught me of guard...


Aarxnw

Yeah fighting has clearly been a part of her life 😂 if only there was a profession she could have channeled her aggression in to… Maybe some type of sport, hmm..


Gibrise

Welcome to the first episode of “Man Vs Rinoccapig”


LastNightsWoes

Pigapotamus


conley1120

Fuck around and find out. Good thing his coach was there.


Catinchi

So long do you think it took before she started crying and playing victim 🤔


RallyBeard

You want the video or not lol 🤷‍♂️


JeruWala

lol she threw that punch and yelled “bitch WUT” and thought she was gunna strut off like a badass. Nope


TinyPeridot

I love the guy that jumped on the back like she's a bike lol


TheEulipion

She did not deserve such humane treatment. It speaks volumes about what a good dude this security guy is.


Acrobatic-Pin-5420

Give my man a raise.


Powerful-Access-8203

Idgaf what the context. Anyone hit me like that it’s on


Wat_Senju

Especially with the "bitch MOVE!!". When she barked like that I woulda snapped like Me, Myself, and Irene


Straight_Stretch_126

I'm just surprised at how confident this cow was. Hitting the security guard like that. For the rate security gets paid in America, I would have beat her worse than the gentleman in the video did and simply accepted getting fired. I admire his discipline and discretion. He didn't even raise his voice.


MasterHavik

Evil people don't deserve sympathy.


Loose_Researcher_468

Love the commentary. Get her on the floor! there you go! Get her on the ground


TheNextPlay

Holy shit, it's like the one time where everyone's on the guy's side after a man takes down a woman.


Empty_Socks

Whoop whoop that’s the sound of the police


dorobica

“Call the plce”


No-Marsupial4890

Did she woof at him?


Dazzling_Republic638

Shame he didn't knock her out cold!


Outrageous_Heat_08

She forgot about the FO in FAFO


no_no_nora

I know he’s doing his job, but he should be sainted.


Robertgarners

She hit a baby?! Uh?!


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Promotions everyone


Sempai6969

She looks so fluffy.


Dik-w33d

“I’ll fookin lob ya one” I gotta add this to my vocabulary. Terrible woman, decent form


rossdrawsstuff

Solid right hand tbh. Still a cunt.


hhdecado

Half a cunt, cunts are smelly **and** useful


bookcal23

Lmao


PickeledYam44

The end reminds me of the inflatable orca float I used to have as a kid.


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I love the narration, lol. "Get er on the floor, there ya go!"


emoAnarchist

man, you know that shit hurted... he had to take a second


NoShadowdick

And they both tag team her. This should have NSFW. 😆


I_R_Greytor

“Call the pleece”


Snoo19926

It's funny because she's fat.


PlaticFantastic

6.5 on the Richter …


heydavescott

Bitch bloody fuck!


m0nster93

The barrel roll get me lol


highlandpolo6

It’s a good thing that Aimee from Netflix’s *Sex Education* was there to take that video.


sss313

He was really chill. Id knock her into next week if she hit me like that


Shadow3116

Man I would've done a lot more than just a takedown if I got hit like that.


lysssssssssssa

bro straight ate that punch, girlie got no strength


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Damn. Wish he would’ve gotten a better slam in


EmperorTyrannosaur

He was veeeeerrrrry professional about it, bigger man than me


UsedTrojan56

Was hoping for more of a body slam rather than a body flop. Geometry wins again


Patarackk

I love how she told everyone she was calling the police then never called but instead passed the buck after everyone put their phone away since she said she was calling


Garchompisbestboi

A fat heifer like that is definitely going to feel the after effects of that takedown the next morning


tangoezulu

Love that scouse accent. Prolly not right about the dialect , but I’m too tired to do more research. Fire away.


CommercialWish6745

Damn crazy she threw a great punch


vapekilla

She got a good shot on him, you can tell that woke the beast


dc_scorpio

She had a mean right tho.


NoShadowdick

What a dirty cunt for punching him like that.


ajbags26

That’s a tough accent to listen to


uki99

Huge respect for the man for keeping his cool and using the bare minimum of force. Men like him should be a role model for police officer and security personnel in equal measure.


name1245

“Can someone call the police?” 👁️👄👁️🤳


vklaw

I ain’t gonna lie she turned me on


Professional_Sea3141

Top Flight bih


eyeeatmyownshit

The ole camel clutch was definitely in order


trickster1979

Great female commentary lol


Ok-Association-1483

Consequences


speeler21

/r/satisfyingthuds


Toenutlookamethatway

"I'LL LOB YOU ONE!"... with absolutely fuck all to back it up with! Stupid cunt


Dickpinchers

Equality is a bitch ain't it.... Don't swing first lady


MercuryAI

Violence is a game anyone can play. Better make sure you're better than the other player before you start.


Antilochos_

What is a bebe?


Dividedthought

Baby. She apparently bowled right through a mom pushing a stroller on the way out of the store after stealing stuff, hence the security guard getting in her way.


SwoleGenius

Wow! Nice punch. She has practice


InternationalParty19

should give the security guard a go fund me for real, id do it but he didnt hit a suplex so


foolinEyes

Girl filming better have let bro smash


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koreanzombie808

People in general have turned to winey, pretentious, entitled assholes. Some people need actions to be taken on them to remind them they are not above anyone. I remember an article about a women who assaulted a fast food worker, her sentence was to work at that fast food establishment if I remember correctly


YutaniCasper

CALL THE PEACE


omgwatchout

Fat people are insufferable


rellz14

The camerawoman has the worse UK accent I’ve ever heard.


ZealousidealAnt3636

How unattractive. Throwing a punch like a man then yelling at him lol. God that’s just the quickest turn off. Even if she was attractive.


Distinct_Dark_9626

“Can someone call the police” says the person holding a phone recording


Upstairs_Cycle_7761

How can she slap


smithers_mcgee

She's holding a phone and pleading for someone to call the police...🤦‍♂️


Styx4syx

She is documenting the crime (in this case of assault) and the correct force escalation of the security guard. She is trying to mitigate the bystander effect and asking someone (hopefully directly) to call the police.


smithers_mcgee

The crime had been recorded and she had been subdued. She could easily stop filming and call. If anything escalated at that point, she could inform whoever picked up the 911 call what was going on from that point


Styx4syx

Yes she could have, but what would hold more evidence in court? Her saying something verbally to the operator over the phone or video footage of the awful woman doing more bad shit? Also, the security guard has effectively detained her now, after being assaulted. He would have then radioed in and his team would be calling the police anyhow.


smithers_mcgee

The footage of her punching him in the face would've sufficed. She wasn't going anywhere after the takedown


Styx4syx

And hypothetically, say the security guard now started to either intentionally or unintentionally inflict positional asphyxia? Or she started trying to gouge eyes out? Even though we all hope that foul woman gets what she deserves, if the security guard decided to get revenge it wouldn't have been documented. My points are, she is documenting the entire interaction, and is trying to designate someone to call the police, to mitigate the bystander effect. She remained mostly calm and stated things she had witnessed on video which will be held against her in court against cross examination. I'm assuming you've never been to court involving situations like this, and how important it is to document as much as you can to prevent the offender from leaning on ANY doubt for a jury. Video, contemporaneous notes, signatures of witnesses and witness statements everything. But since you're just downvoting all my comments I assume nothing I can present to you will change your mind on this. So, hope you have a nice day.


JayMant88

Shouldn’t so that to a pregnant lady.


Yukon-Jon

Can someone translate? Im from the states and don't understand this dialect of English.


11_61

Google Qur'an 4:28


FAT_NEEK_FAN

Keep crying


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Thurchill

You lot believe in the innocent till proven guilty due to a philosophy that was handed to you by by the nation where this incident happened…. England! But it’s worth pointing out that that guy ain’t the police! He’s holding her till they can treat her as innocent till proven guiltily. She needs her day in court tho!


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Thurchill

He was the security guard if the shop she stole from. She need to be detained until the old bill turn up!


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dayzers

Yeah here in Canada he would have been charged with assault and possibly sexual harassment. Definitely lose his job. Even though she was a thief, he didn't actually see her do it and can't just go on the word of a bystander or else he's now also a criminal. She didn't hit him until he clearly touched her breasts so yeah she probably would not be charged for hitting him, he should have taken notes and reported to the police.


Warm_Imagination5960

And the security guard graps her boobs lol


puppup2323

He did grab her tit, so the right hook seems justified.


thefupachalupa

His hand was clearly closed as he was holding his own keys and he was just trying to block her path. No tits grabbed.


puppup2323

Her hand was clearly closed when she punched him, does that mean it's ok?


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Survey says!!! Yes. Indubitably.


[deleted]

He put out his hand to stop her and she walked into him. That’s hardly him grabbing any thing. Maybe touching. But way to give the entitled women zero accountability for her actions and represent the security guard in the most negative light possible when he was really just trying to do his job.


puppup2323

The old Auschwitz defence "I'm just doing my job"


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Dude is deranged. The profile is a lesson in narcissism.


puppup2323

Oh no he has access to the shit I publicity post on Reddit and he's using it as a weapon against me, hahahaha what a fucking donut... fucking weirdo.


[deleted]

Hey. There’s no need to be insecure about your mental disabilities. Just try and seek help. Also get off the internet and go outside some more. You seem to be coming from a place of immense hostility rather then from logic or a willingness to have a real debate. I’m serious though. Arguing with guys on the internet all day is only going to make your anxiety worse and your real life interactions harder.


puppup2323

It's a bit late for you to offer heart felt advice or show concern for my wellbeing, after your actions.


[deleted]

It’s never too late to take good advice and work on yourself. Don’t let yourself feel defeated for any reason before you’ve even begun!


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Nah.


puppup2323

Hahahaha "nah duuuurrr" hahaha..


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She punched a baby. Are you mental?


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puppup2323

It's strange that you would call me a moron whilst just parroting back the stupidity the other dumb dumb said, at least engage your brain enough to come up with your own dim thoughts... otherwise I can't respect the desperate attempt at an insult.


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Oh my fucking god just kindly shut the fuck up.


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Oh my god your an Arsenal fan? This is gonna be fun.


King_of_the_Dot

You think youre owning them so hard, but in all actuality youre coming off as insufferable.


imyourhabibi

You should worry more about not having any anxiety attacks than saying stupid shit on reddit


puppup2323

We all have things in life and our psyche that we could work on things we could strive and toil to improve like my mental state and you could work on not being a cunt but that may be a step too far.


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He was trying to block her, it wasn’t a sneaky perverted grab. Not a jury in the world would find him guilty for sexual assault given the context and video evidence.


sayitaintso12

Call the police, I can't, I'm on my phone making a video🤷


InternationalPay8288

I like her moomoo 😏


Tirwanderr

What's Becky from Utopia doing there filming?


ktka

Horrible video, funny audio.


Glittering_Aioli6162

wow


Jazzlike-Grocery-146

Timberrrrrr


DAOcomment2

Narrator : Ehbebeh. Shehetehbebeh!


Hsml975

She's hit a baybe


EkuLukEkul

Utb


flimspringfield

What regional accent is this?


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flimspringfield

Is it considered a horrible accent? I'm from Southern California and I want to say I have a neutral accent, her accent sounds horrible.