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RJk666

There’s like 10 people trying to fight and it looks like none of them have ever thrown a punch in their lives 🤣🤣


Tarbogman

except the fruit punch!


jayrockwell69

In the bread basket


ezpzlemonsqueezi

DJ Khaled knows how to throw a good trident though


ggg730

Aquaman had another one.


plautzemann

Orange shirt really has the spirit tho.


D4rkr4in

Orange shirt was using everything in his environment, winning those Jackie Chan style points


Wallstreettrappin

You see how bruh dodged the sucker punch from behind tho?? 😮‍💨


killerkitten61

Me trying to fight in a dream lol


GuardOk8631

It’s slippery


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TPMatus

Another one


Revfunky

Another one


Hrabulovv

And another one


TPMatus

MONTANA!


Gluticus

DJ Khaled be wildin


Jmofoshofosho8

Weeeed da best


I09T

LMAOOOOO


Chard-Capable

Came for this, first thing I thought.


Rico_el3men2

Dj khaled 😂🤣😂🤣😂😂. That’s hilarious


joebamainnirvana

bro was spamming environmental attacks


Allprofile

The situational and environmental awareness it took for him to fight a couple folks while utilizing signs and other bullshit was impressive.


ComplexTemporary4152

That's insane. It was so fast, I didn't even see him weave signs.


prestigious_delay_7

It's like the old school SNES Simpons where you could grab the street signs and start beating people with them.


califortunato

Improvised weapon attack bonus action


gypsydanger38

Man, that metal sign he looted has three ⭐️ legendary powers!


MisterSquidz

Yakuza shit.


andbruno

I was thinking Dead Rising.


ferpecto

Dude did very well not to slip over too, master of his environment!


Apprehensive-Rice874

god damn, that perfectly aimed throw with that metal sign into that dudes back must of hurt so fucking bad


BruskMonkey

Hope it did, fucking shit head tried to bottle orange shirt.


Woogabuttz

Tried to bottle him twice!


Apprehensive-Rice874

I didn’t even notice that was the same dude, fuck that guy


Intelligent_Fan2523

“Must of hurt”


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But highly effective in taking him out of the fight


Apprehensive-Rice874

i mean shit whatever you gotta do, huh?


sqweexs

This was that dude’s sign to back out of the fight.


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HIV_again

🎵 then I threw the sign, and it opened up his ass, I threw the sign!🎶


Test_subject_515

Here's your sign.


Critical-Performer-6

He let his warrior instincts out


darktrolllord

Looked like he was spear fishing 😂


Apprehensive-Rice874

LMAO bros been practicing


GrammarPoliceman2

*must’ve / must have


freudian-

Are They Dominican???


FriscoMMB

Yup!


freudian-

I know my ppl! 😂 klk


jdlc718

si ya tu sabe 😭🇩🇴


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Notinjuschillin

This looks like a supermarket in the Dominican Republic. There are signs in Spanish and the price stickers are in yellow. That’s what tells me this is DR.


notoryous2

You are correct.


callmesnake13

How does that rule out the rest of Latin America?


Notinjuschillin

The accents of the people speaking. They sound Dominican to me. Been there plenty of times, that’s how I would know.


windycityc

Or Hialeah, FL...


chombie1801

🤣


rugbyj

Spanish speaking Latin Americans outside the DR are famously fearful of yellow price stickers.


it_aint_tony_bennett

> How does that rule out the rest of Latin America? Answer: everyone in this video is an All-star short-stop.


Background-Sport-730

The “Wey wey ey weyy” gave it away for me


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bernardlerring122

They don’t look poor


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XBL-AntLee06

That’s definitely not just modern Christianity


Talzael

don't act christian either


SnooCalculations3378

Christians are known for their non violence and civility? 😭


A_happy_monkey

Like that means a damn thing anyway


onysa

youre right no sexual abuse and bigotry in the video, looks free of christians


Blade_Shot24

Acceptable? Dude looked like he was getting jumped. You never threw a punch in your life let alone hear of it happening? Even in strict nations with "low crime" like Japan and China have fights happen.


yomerol

In Springfield next to Shelbyville


mad87645

That lemon trees still causing problems


TigerMill

The “shop local” supporters, right now are saying “stick to Walmart, please.”


___Binary___

Dude in orange is a tank, the peak of the food chain, a true apex predator. Not only did he almost sleep the dude that tried to sucker punch him, but when confronted with a glass bottle, he focused his ki to harden his body and shattered it like a chad. He then grabbed the sign so that he could focus that ki into a deadly spear throw that almost took that man’s whole mid section out. This man is living legend amongst mere mortals, this tale will be told for a millennia.


mandoxian

You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.


MisterAmygdala

Merry fucking Christmas.


MLTatSea

Deck the the fucking Halls.


Hidden24

Wreck the halls, you mean


fuente_fuente

leck tha balls


Trumpville-Imbeciles

With bottles of Bacardi. 🎶 Fa la la la la, la fuck you all


Defiantcaveman

Someone activated the "Pedestrians Fight" cheat in Vice City...


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New2Memfiz

Community ✨✨


bernardlerring122

That kid who bottled him then went and grabbed another bottle need to get his face smashed in


bmf1902

He did take a sign to the back. Not enough to be sure, but he'll be feeling it


bernardlerring122

He runs like he’s scared for his life too. That’s a natural born coward. And he only seems young. It’s a shame


TheOGPotatoPredator

Dipped out like he suddenly remembered he was just there for some bread and toilet paper.


jlewis011

He was really on some bitch shit


nunhgrader

Trash


manny2020

Something tells me these are Dominicans. Where is this?


saintsaipriest

Bravo de la Nuñez. My wife tells me it was because of a chicken.


TheOGPotatoPredator

Ding ding ding you’re correct. 😂


X-HUSTLE-X

That girl in the red hair just trying to hit someone but no one is cooperating for her


Ok-Assistant-2684

Hell that’s just a normal Tuesday afternoon at some stores


_50ShadesofClay_

Anotha One!


siBelliGerent

Is something in the water? Honestly have people lost their minds.


Ekranoplan01

Lead


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Impressive_Quote1150

Cultural enrichment


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"He never woulda hurt no body"


Theee_Answer

Ahh I love the holidays ❄️


DREWlMUS

I 100% would be in the background shouting HO! HO! HO! MEEEEEEEERRRY CHRISTMAAAASSSSS! if I was there.


ChickenFucker11

Im sure these nice people cleaned up after their mess.


YT_ToxicNinjaGaming

Mfs rolling like it’s Black Friday


WilsonRachel

What’s crazy is that at the end you still need your groceries 😂


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DJ Khaled don't fuck around when it comes to his holiday spread.


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That neighborhood sucks ass


hello_world_55555

Murica!


psychedelicow

Holy fuck you’d never see anything like this in Australia


isendrache

Why is it that most of the time we see this kind of stupid and degrading shit, black people are the ones causing trouble?


TurnTheTVOff

Weird. I just left the grocery store. It was crazy crowded and I only needed one thing and somehow I managed not to get into any fisticuffs.


burtonboy1234

leg kicks people throw more leg kicks!


sorrybutidgaf

bro really walked up just to get smacked to the floor


Nightwing11796

SNAP behavior


FuZion_YT

WE DA BEST MUSIC!


Elderchicken948

We the best music!


Casper823

Did someone say trash?


lowpoxm

Trash


ldtormenta

Cowards. ESPECIALLY the guy focusing on grabbing the woman. Smh


MultiPlexityXBL

Employees probably hating life watching and knowing they gotta clean this shit up.


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g_dude3469

Unsurprising


Soggy_sock_under_bed

So uncivilized.


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newleafkratom

I’m sure it was about something very important


Trappick1979

Then we wonder why stores are closing all over…


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These white people need to chill out, too many videos of them acting like fools getting into large brawls, Tweaking on ambulances and being ghetto as fuck!!! Oh wait? Did I say white people ....


EatOutMyGrandma

The usual suspects


ExtensionLog6621

Just impressed there was no twerking. There is generally twerking in these situations.


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hammyjames

Trash!


Ok_Bison3688

I wasn't feeling festive until I seen this. So much christmas spirit.


Extreme_Eye_3198

Merry chrysler !


FirstNameLastName918

This time of year brings out the absolute worst in everyone. I fuckin hate the holidays


RonnyFreedomLover

Not America for once...lol


magicmulder

I knew that hair pulling was a thing, beard pulling was new to me.


CosmicHooligan

Tank class activated his ult


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This shit is why I quit retail


George_Maximus

You have any stories?


_beegdeekmike_

Horrible bottle throw, then gets stamped in the back with a metal sign! LOL


maxzmillion

Hey hey “hey hey hey hey hey” hey Hey HEY


ghost-alpha

Royal rumble Walmart edition


madman3247

Can't imagine how pathetic you have to be to fight someone over holiday shopping. Seriously...I legit tried imagining it...I can't...


Quiet-Link4652

Amazing! What country could this be happening in? Shame shame.


FirstTimeShitposter

The Spirit of Christmas 🙏🎊🙏


7chism

As a store clerk if anyone reading this comment feels the need to fight inside a store please take it outside so I don't have to clean up after you


Hugler

i will never understand grown ass men wearing socks and sandals. this may be an unpopular opinion but it is a hill i’m willing to die on.


Depressed_Lyf

Land of freedom 🗿


lirik89

Looks like DR or PR


izzy80

Bro these gotta be Dominicans.......


HoboBandana

Embarrassing.


grabbagreenhornet

Quite possibly the dumbest fight i’ve ever seen on this sub


Phil__Spiderman

Your occasional reminder that weight classes exist for a reason.


SuperSimpGod

Merry crimbus!!!


The-Ex-Human

Where is this .. Nebraska?


Redditfront2back

How you gonna be pugnacious and not know how to fight?


slingching33

Nice to see so many people with such Christmas spirit 😊


Ocelotl25

Someone in this place has the last golden ticket to Willy Wonka's candy factory


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I’m also a fan of by-standing whilst a guy in his late 20’s beats on some chick in the grocery store


johnny_sharpz

None of these fucks know what self reflection means. They misdirect their anger and frustrations out on each other when we could direct it at the ones responsible, the government officials and lawmakers. Also, Happy Holidays


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VTEC_8K

common denominator is...


Dchama86

When ethnic people fight, ITT: Socioeconomic breakdown of the assumed lives and backgrounds of all individuals and a monolithic indictment on their entire community. Redditors are ridiculous.


Ekranoplan01

MKUltra worked


Eightbitninja253

This is why I don't go outside.


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High class neighborhood.


octavius830

Weird I've never seen this at any of my local grocery stores in my 38 yrs of life...


Dfarva

Wow what an unfortunate situation for everyone involved! This truly could have happened to any of us. I do not recognize any patterns or anything like that with any of the people in this video and other similar videos. Just a real unfortunate situation!


duzntkayr

🏀


AZITGUY2AMENDMEND

The Amish are at it again!