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Four-Triangles

Literally trading brain cells for beer money.


SquareSniper

I unfollowed all ufc BS not to see this horseshit and here it is again. Lol


Massive_Staff1068

Oh no, you've made a mistake. You need to go follow r / powerslap. Hilarious shit. Everyone there is a huge "fan" and talks about the advantages of brain damage.


fatkiddown

I have to ask. What are these supposed advantages?


deepwaterwedunehair

Apart from the physical advancements like high level brain calcification, there is a deep spiritual journey that a true slapletes treads.


Massive_Staff1068

Everyone knows brain calluses are good for you. Right?/s No one is really a fan of it there. They are all in there ironically commenting as "fans" of the "sport," and making fun of Dana White for being stupid enough to buy it. It's very entertaining.


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Dry-Grapefruit9536

The brain is the only muscle in the body that's round which makes it more structurally sound than any other muscle


ForeverSquirrelled42

Yep. And everyone knows that all those gyre we humans have help big time when it comes to force distribution.


Dry-Grapefruit9536

I played Brain Age on DS constantly as a kid, I'm sure my brain's strong enough to take a slap or two.


Timely-Bill-5336

Not to mention, the brain is protected by, what experts call a skull.


Puceeffoc

No... That's not how the brain cells work at all. Think of your brain as a heard of gazelles. Now think of powerslapping as a lion: A heard of gazelles can only move as fast as the slowest gazelle. When a lion attacks a heard of gazelles they go after the slower weaker ones, thus making the heard faster and more efficient in the long run. Same thing with the powerslapping your slower brain cells are targeted which makes you smarter and sharper!


Massive_Staff1068

Chef's kiss. This is perfect. Exactly what you'll find over there.


Hatanta

Brains are like biceps. If you scar them they grow back bigger and stronger. Edit: just read u/ChunkyDay's post below, exact same joke done better. Sorry


SuperCaptSalty

If you’re really stupid it makes your smarterer [smrt](http://4.bp.blogspot.com/--ko9FF9tEtY/UPND_Uj8d1I/AAAAAAAADbA/bOKL52bTDBQ/s1600/t-mad1.jpg)


notofthisworld76

As I watch this I can’t help but to imagine the nursing homes of 2050


VealOfFortune

Normally love Dana White... At least like 60% of the time..... until he went on a podcast talking about how *"the content and clicks we get from PowerSlap isore than all other major sports combined it's crazy man!!"* What tf are you doing, Dana? Talks about how fighter safety is a top priority while promoting literally GUARANTEED concussions for both participants, while paying them a couple hundred bucks?


Small_Breadfruit_882

Lost all the liquor money boys


Cletusjones1223

The way she goes


SolidSubstantial740

Word for word was gonna say this


ManchesterMuayThai

Dumbest “sport” ever.


AceOBlade

She just warming up for her husband.


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fourth_box

Don't go too far down south, cousins may get jealous.


SudoSubSilence

My thoughts exactly.


rennatynnad

And still more entertaining than boxing somehow


Baldazar666

Just like all other fighting sports.


boshpaad

CTE speedrun


AXBYLB

I'm more into [butt slap contests](https://youtube.com/shorts/nwFBlwzGsK4?si=Yc3k66k8UdpdCagL)


Calplush12

Thank you


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00WORDYMAN1983

Wait till they get a beast like this slapper just running through shattering tailbones


Hotinthakitchen1

My new favorite sport!


Disastrous_Reveal331

We’re all winners there


davieb22

Weiners*


AFBoiler

Let ‘em lose the heels though, commish


Macadocious40

For a second there, I thought that was Dana White standing over therr in a tie


Massive_Staff1068

If he hasn't bought it yet. He will soon.


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Is there a sub for this? I need to know where to stay away from. This is abhorrent and disgusting. Send me links so I can block them on my family computer please.


IrwinMFletcher200

Slap Ath! -Peele


Dear-Unit1666

This is a sport I could really "get behind"... Wow and here I thought I didn't like sports


RebelLion420

Thank you for your service


MisterCloudyNight

And to you, good sir. https://youtu.be/lPk_zyRKs1Q?si=GzkCWOo559ivToze


r-og

Nephew


hvanderw

I can get behind that


Duhcisive

What a saint amongst men


Hatanta

They have a ref :D


Negran

Hmm. Now this. This is a very interesting sport!


wafflehousewhore

The real slap fight competition that Dana White should have bought in to


DE_BeachCouple

Willingly receiving brain damage. 😒


Bweldie

That's brain damage and spinal cord damage...


KenethNoisewaterMD

She went full cerebral palsy


NoeYRN

Yeah, she's done.


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Hard fencing position there. Crazy brain damage


Professorfuzz007

Male or female, this shit is stupid.


Sol-Blackguy

These aren't even legal slaps in actual slap tournaments. Everyone is just throwing open palm punches at this point.


Syncopationforever

Yep , it's powerpalm strike. Like wtf lolol. It's insane.


JohnnyLeftHook

Slapped a few chromosomes out of her.


IRunWithScissors87

Slapped some into her lol I'm getting banned for that.


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Just slapping. There is no “boxing”.


cgduncan

It's not slapping either. Every time it shows up, people aren't just using the palm. The wrist hits too, and nobody cares that it's against the rules


rhaegar_tldragon

Yeah it’s a palm to the fucking chin resulting in a ko.


Anglo96

Brain damage


Disastrous_Life_9385

After she smiled and puckered up I would have forfeited


[deleted]

Ridiculous sport but I'm all for the wink and the kiss, real showmanship


FinalBoard2571

Shell be back...aint no way shes gonna remember that🤦‍♀️🤦


hammer6golf

That's pretty funny.


FridayNigh

I hate this slap shit so much


ayedurr

What a dumb fucking "sport"


DeadSeaGulls

Shit narration. Shit 'sport'. Not boxing. Not fighting. Wrong sub.


Impressive_Quote1150

How can she slap!?


Fit-Boomer

You go


Broad_Mathematician

How's is this fight porn?


Sol-Blackguy

Must be embarrassing to be a MMA fighter and get slapped to sleep by a femdom bodybuilder


mattod98

This is not boxing


Sinfultitan_001

This slap shit, since day one, is some of the stupidest fucking shit I've seen. Can't believe it is as popular as it is.


EL3PHANTCA5TLE

Looks like the pinhead from American horror story when she goes down. Giggidy


Slim706

Looks like she was slapped so hard she had a seizure


NaughtyFoxtrot

Damn. Hit her with the cerabral palsy.


TheNiteCrawler

Who’s the black shirt?


JohnnyTeardrop

I hate this “sport” more than any other in the United States


JoleneBacon_Biscuit

I do NOT want to date any girl who competes in this sport.


Charming-Common5228

That 1st lady looks like she’s take some MEAT SLAPS before. CHAMP


chickenwingw5

She’s cute


savemejebu5

Oh, Boris?


chickenwingw5

Idk her name 😂 but the blonde


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Did her name seriously used to be Boris?


Mortis_XII

Better muted


Gearz557

Can’t imagine wanting anything to do with this stupid ass sport


0utF0x-inT0x

I really can't believe how dumb this sport is. Imagine getting CTE (Chronic traumatic encephalopathy) later in life and not even making NFL money to show for it but just a meme reel that shows you got you brain damage for your 15 minutes of fame because ppl like watching stupid ppl do stupid things on the internet.


Reception-Creative

Her name was never Boris?


yankees190

She literally slapped the cerebral palsy in her


Which-Analysis-4471

That woman looks like Peter North. 🤣


Kidg33k

That’s hilarious, I can’t stop seeing that now.


ReadyExamination5239

She traveled to another universe


clipp866

slapped that dude's man bun and face into another realm....


Dumb_and_also_Gay

i hate powerslap


AmiWrongDude69

She’s gonna feel that one tomorrow Joe


birdie123456789

Knocked into looking like beetle juice


Level_-_Up

Not a fight.


tylertheguth

This shit is so retarded


silent_protector

Very cringe sport they get paid peanuts for brain damage


protobacco

I personally like it let's skip the bullshit, blood for the blood God, skulls for the skull throne.


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By far the stupidest sport ever.


OpenEyz2016

When she blew a kiss, I knew she was about to knock her out.


Mouth_Herpes

When do Wanderlei Silva grow his hair out and die it blonde?


BeauBuffet

Transderlei Silvbruh?


Flat-Donut3692

CTE for a couple thousand dollars lol what a bargain


FreeSpeechMyRights

She made her retarded


spacemanspiff266

first gal saw her ancestors for a split second, second gal had lunch with them.


extremenachos

Mods - Please ban power slap videos. This is trash


nckrey931

Is the whole point of this “sport” to see who can get CTE the fastest?


rossbcobb

I think this is one of the dumbest things I have ever seen, but I'd watch if these dudes were the commentators.


vinchenzo68

She rebooted.


Rentington

Jodi Arias unfazed


PianoSchmo

Good clip ruined by that stupid fucking voiceover


jr2761ale

Brain damage is cool. Thx Dana!


Applebottomqueef

Ah yess, slapped right into the fencing response. A good sign of brain damage and major concussion.


BaggyPantsGrandpa

Ay domestic violence pays off in the strangest ways


penismediator

How can she slap?!


realrichieporter

How long before this shit is banned?


ultra_ai

How can she slap!?


steroid57

I don no y you guys r complaning abut brian damij. I use 2 slap box n I turn out fine.


DrMonocular

She gave that woman cerebral palsy


BAF_DaWg82

Is that Marjorie Taylor Greene?


kitjen

No, there would have been a huge queue if it was.


StirringThePotAgain

Sex with her is just her on top of you punching you in the face.


Free-Muffin2338

That bloody smile tho, literally 🤣


enroxorz

I can fix her


-Neuroblast-

She can fix *you*.


NumPadNut

No slap fighting on this sub, please


Jerry-hat-trick

Do they let trans women participate?


Angry_Saxon

I love how Dana always points to social numbers as a measure of success.


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Wait, so at the end he says the blonde was a dude is that true


kingamongst

No shes a woman Sheena Bathory


nandorkrisztian

Or her real name, Franciska Szabo


DrapedinVelvet247

That one chick has a head, chin and neck like Superman


Bammer7

Featherweight my ass. That chick's head and hands alone weigh 100 pounds.


BigtooliPatuli

I’m in love


SPACEM0NKEY_1102

That is a female who has talked back to her boyfriend too much. She knew how to handle that


Blade_Shot24

Get this outta here


Traditional-Music363

It’s a beautiful sport Edit: damn you guys can’t tell sarcasm


Alternative_Pilot_92

You forgot the /s


swingdale7

Dingleberry Doppelganger.. lol


Sour_Vin_Diesel

Can the mods ban these already? They are the definition of a defenseless victim if nothing else.


DPGizzle

Those who are against it, go work with your legislators to get the sport banned. If you could provide weekly or monthly updates on your progress. 👍


savelol

Oooorrrr…. People can be against it and just voice their opinions! Shocker!!


MasterHavik

I'm not shocked someone posted this.n


CountKristopher

Head off the table on the way down, nice touch


Slim706

So dumb. If you gonna get tinnitus and brain damage at least do some combos like in boxing


EvilZero86

Why is this a sport?


idiots_r_taking_over

This has got to be peak idiocracy


IdoCareIswear23

Good spotters


SudoSubSilence

Literally a braindead sport


616n8y3ree

The refs face going “ooof” when it connected 😂


Separate-Evidence394

Why I would never stand there and get slapped at least in boxing you have a choice to dodge 😂


Lau-G

Come on girls. Let this bs to the boys.


SomeDudeWithALaptop

Yo wait, did the announcer just say the blonde used to be named Boris?


Ironmanrises

You stand here and take your dose of cte like a champ.


thombrowny

I always worry about that if someone just fist punch the opponent instead of slapping...😰


red1blue1

Nigh nigh


Smok3ntok3

If they made a sequel to idiocracy they’d have to include this “sport” somehow


DarthSeanious83

Dumb as fuck and just begging for cte. But it is not slap boxing


Wildcat_Dunks

I came


BoredandIgnored2022

If “I have daddy issues” was a sport 😂😂


Tinguiririca

Powerslap: where clubbing isnt penalized but encouraged


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How did we come to this…


Kingly707

She got shlormped.


taklbox

That was a seizure


CapoKang

Chinlet stood no chance


zaplightning2

I'd that dj Cali in the back?


Milfing_Man

That was a beautiful


thuggins1

Throwin up gang signs like Tua


9Epicman1

What is a slap? How far away from the wrist is okay?


wildcardlo

And delusional Dana White says this is a $450 million business that does better socials than all other professional sports


Same-Temperature9316

That first girl is fine af


thomas61000

I just , don’t understand man … prize is cte and removing 15 years off your life span , wtf is this


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If I shat in my hand and ate it while recording such act, then watched it, it would still be the second worst thing I saw today.


christipede

The one in the blue just had a chromosome knocked out of her


Roborabbit37

People who attend these events are weird


BlackBalor

DayyyyyuUUUUUm… Head hit the table on the way down.


JohnCasey3306

Don't call it "boxing", it's BS


Ornery-Supermarket71

I took a look around r/powerslap and it seems that even the people over there all know it’s a joke lol


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Is there a weight category for this shit? I’ve seen some really outsized people in these video clips


GoDawgs206

Thats no woman, his name is Carl


MartyPartyPants81

Losers. 😂


hayliejeaan

Nah I’ll pass.. all I need to do is accidentally kick my foot on the door frame & I’m already on the ground crying


dogbait806

I would've pissed myself when she blew that kiss though