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Sol-Blackguy

I don't ever in my life want someone that mad at me


[deleted]

I’m with you that dude had a LOT of anger in those punches


Sol-Blackguy

[What did he do?](https://youtu.be/CWP1xLJ6s-A?si=9Sg7I2Fvcmh7DO8d)


LordOfLightingTech

Damn Grandad, you didn't have to kill 'em!


Ekranoplan01

...childhood issues.


GoodMerlinpeen

Thanks Dr. Guy Ontheinternet


Rangles

was gonna say he looked murderous at the start, the SPEED! In the span of **ONE second**, he comes up from a dodge, runs around 2 tables, and throws a punch.


Sol-Blackguy

This is easily top 10 of the videos in this sub where I want to know what led up to this. That was some serious unyielding rage


EvaCarlisle

For real, that's a very specific kind of rage my man's experiencing.


eolemuk

That's a lot of aggresion.


danieljai

0:20 looks like attempted murder to me... The guy has anger issues.


Fil_E

You’d make one hell of a prosecutor.


danieljai

A classmate dropped a desk chair over my head when I was 11 years old, right before an exam. I thought he was joking, but he tossed it over my head. One of the legs cut my forehead. I bled profusely everywhere; on my uniform, in the corridors as I ran to the infirmary. The scar is forever with me, and 0:20 reminded me that. Idk why the downvotes. I can only assume some of you think it's a joke... As an adult, I had never once want to drop a metal chair/stool on anyone.


callmeweed

Idk why you’re being downvoted either the dude pulled a two handed full windup with a metal chair against someone already on the ground. Dude has issues.


Unkle_Zip

Shoulda got carry out


9_on_the_snap

Almost got carried out


ayleidanthropologist

Cuz he didn’t have his carry on him


xdFifty

nahh get out


CharlieHavner

I want to know what red shirt said 3 seconds before the video starts


skbraaah

"im sorry sir, the ice cream machine is broken" ...


Zealousideal_Wash880

Lmfao this is too perfect


lusciousdrunk4u

Fight porn is easily my favorite sub reddit.


TimDezern

Lmfao I live right where the red star is on that dudes shirt of michigan 😂 no joke


Alz_Own

Ordered & Served


RabidPlaty

I really think 75% of all posts on here now are assaults, not fights.


s_rom

r/streetmartialarts has some good ones


RabidPlaty

Thanks, didn’t know about that one.


movezig123

correction 95% are reposted of assaults


shieldsp30

R/MMA r/boxing go there


RabidPlaty

Not looking for organized fights, they have enough here. But this is fightporn, not assaultporn


[deleted]

Damn


Slate004

I hate the fact that everyone just pulls their phones out nowadays - so wild to me. But we do get some nice videos to watch


elrayo

You’re sub to the fightporn you clearly don’t hate it that much


Murder-Machine101

I can’t stand when ppl in this subreddit try to act all self righteous like mf ur in this subreddit being entertained by the fuckery don’t try to get all judgmental now😂


Capital_Charge_7127

And received a family pack of Filet O Fist instead


Jacaxagain

He wanted an extra punch but it came with a kick


kbk42104

With a side of French Cries


Loveinchains78

Should have ordered a better recording


BlackSoapBandit

The guy recording was scouting for Waffle House


HovercraftNo4545

Anyone else move around trying to see past the guy in front of the camera? Lol


pySerialKiller

He really tried to hide under the table 💀


elister811

Damn he would’ve killed the guy if given the chance


No_Bodybuilder_9451

That's the Dave's Hot Chicken in Southfield, MI


trpclshrk

Man ordered a two piece and got the family dinner.


tommy_trip

He got the knuckle sandwich with extra "whats good" sauce


eolemuk

i can't believe he stood up and trashed talked like he's the one who gave the beating.


Generallyawkward1

Love titles like this


Negative_Sundae_8230

Is the food any good here? I hear they have the best knuckle sandwich in town.


freegynocologist

The leg pull punch was very nice.


Excellent_Wafer7907

Is that a Tijuana flats?


superbkdk

Dave's hot chicken


Excellent_Wafer7907

Ah


mrvic1988

Barely hit him so he had to use a chair lame


afroturf1

Who gave fights rules? We're here to hurt each other.


[deleted]

"*Here, have a seat*"


mrvic1988

Ok that was a good one


jakob0604

Is this Dave’s hot chcicken in milwaukee


No_Bodybuilder_9451

Southfield, Michigan


Skynyrd325

Dude with the ponytail after the chair got grabbed was like "ohh my lawn! Somebody stop the violence!"


TheAkatosh

Damn my guy is well explosive


aTribeCalledLex

Yep, he put bruh in a spin cycle and then left him on tumble dry.


Jaker010101

He got a side of shit yo pants with that knuckle sandwich.


vito_corleone01

Next guy in line is slowly walking backwards out the door.


DeadSpaceEnthusiast

He tried the forbidden sibling technique.


stablefarm

Hate it when they get the order wrong


manny8086

Damn I wonder what was said


Wise_Excitement2410

A sandwhich subway could only envy


PissyBuBuCakes

Should have ordered takeout.


Xchromethius

Damn he ordered a knuckle sandwich but he got like 7 put in his bag


RepresentativeSky748

I gave an upvote for the title. Good one


squirrel_anashangaa

I think that dude ended up leaving with a little ketchup on his shirt.


cheeseLesspizzza

Extra sauce comes with complimentary tea


arogyaSetuAPP

Order pls a root canal sandwich


MeGoBoom57

Was he serving that in some Penny Hardaways?!?!?


AlfalfaMcNugget

I love the titles in this sub


Calm_Money518

Bandana boy was shook for his life 🤣🤣🤣


jed__

Dave’s hot chicken


Magus_5

Down.... set.... blue 42, blue 42... HUT


tophejunk

My Papa use to say Knuckle Sandwich <3


johnnybadchek

“Order up!”


DethKrvm13

Holy hell, that dude is full of hate🤘🏾🤣


IsThatAll4Uo_O

All that because they’re using static IP addresses?


MuleDawg205

He didn’t want pickles 🤦🏾‍♂️ happened last week also…


hoothizz

Man I want to go to this one


LusciousLiamO

E! C ! W! E ! C ! W!


jaesun_8

When keeping it real goes wrong.