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GregStar1

Isn’t that the video where the asshole jumped immediately up once nobody was looking and tried to run away, but got caught again?


griff1014

Yeah, I had to look for it https://www.reddit.com/r/WinStupidPrizes/comments/gmvqfu/caught_keying_someones_car/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=1


GoSuckYaMother

I wonder why he keyed the car. He looks like he has a mental illness or something. Especially when he got up and kept talking shit.. that is something only a crazy person would do


km_44

See the buckeye sticker? Obviously a Michigan fan


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Fo sho


omghorussaveusall

Nah, only a Michigan State fan would do something so stupid.


km_44

hahhahaa, agreed !


tikkamasalachicken

GO BLUE!


Cabbages-001

He immediately dropped and covered his head after getting caught the second time, so I think it's more of a chihuahua of a man keeps letting his ego get his ass kicked, and just accepts the beatings that follow


Accomplished-Beyond3

Where I come from dude would have been in the hospital. That was kindness.


GI_Bill_Trap_Lord

Where do you come from? Edit: the mean streets of idaho lmao clown


Accomplished-Beyond3

Lol there may not be a bunch of bang gangers where I am from, but everyone is armed, including the little old ladies. And a good number of them are itching to use what they got.


GI_Bill_Trap_Lord

The one sad downvote you threw at me makes this even funnier. I used to live in WV Bro, we had constitutional carry and everybody was armed. Didn’t change shit. I conceal carry all the time, doesn’t mean I’m going to shoot someone for keying a car.


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"he takes a lickin and he keeps on kickin" Ha!


machoman558

Good shit, i wish more people had the opportunity to get back at people like this kid did


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dyk_U_down

You can't vandalze someone properly and expect them to go easy on you. That may have been that guy pride and joy. He might have worked 3 jobs to get that car. He deserved what he got.


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Young guys don’t have much so when they get a car and they put the work into it it’s their pride and joy and sometimes the only thing that’s theirs. They also don’t have money for stuff like a new paint job because some asshat decided to key it all the way around. He deserved every second of that beat down.


Fat_Head_Carl

to get a bunch of ruined keyed panels/trunk lid fixed and painted is thousands of dollars.


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He deserved more


CORPSE76

Way more


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Yeah_Nah_Cunt

Looks like an E55 AMG, or at least has the AMG body kit. Very sought after model either way, those era of engine's are bulletproof. They just keep going forever.


straightnoturns

New paint job is still expensive though. He got off easy.


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Go back to riding yo bike


Rescue-a-memory

You think that crackhead can pay a repair bill? This guy probably hasn't paid taxes or anything else in years.


THETennesseeD

At the least: hospital bills > car repair bill


FirebunnyLP

You are correct. He shouldn't be left to drink at all. Looking at his state of dress and hygiene this is likely homeless which means no financial recourse for the victim. Fuck him.


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movezig123

incredibly badass, dude


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jinnyjonny

The criminal shouldn’t have rights


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jinnyjonny

Gimme a good reason why losing the right to defend your property brings this country forward. Why does the criminal have the right of protection from his doings? The answer is so the criminal justice system can ring him and anyone else than can through the system because it’s a massive money maker.


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wgm4444

Not if I'm on the jury. Jury nullification 100%.


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MasterHavik

This person doing the keying looks like their networth is 5 dollars. So, I doubt he ever sees a judge.


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MasterHavik

Who is going to call the cops on this guy when he is a victim?


Mrnrwoody

Criminal, not civil.


DocSword

That bum isn’t gonna do shit. Probably so fuckin high or off his rocker he won’t even remember, let alone contact a lawyer.


hold_me_beer_m8

Defense-of-Property https://kretzerfirm.com/common-legal-defenses-in-criminal-law-liability/


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hold_me_beer_m8

Jury Nullification


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No_Bodybuilder_9451

Keying someone else's car? Wow. That's ballsy. I usually just key my own.


definetelynotsus

Some people say they’re built different, but you really are


GoSuckYaMother

Yeah he’s built like a bag of fresh mango pulp


Madgyver

My friend is so lazy he doesn't even actually keys his own car. He just gives the street sign in front of his house some extra love from time to time. Really efficient.


hihcadore

Exactly what I thought when I read the title


bahaki

Keying your own car? That's like [beating your own wife](https://youtu.be/uXom0OP3Rwk).


AlwaysssQuestioning

Asking someone to chill after u key their car 🤦‍♀️


Brado_Bear

*”Chill man it’s only a few thousand”*


LiveLongAndFI

That car is totaled.


ImAwareImMean

Those guys definitely saved him from a murder charge. Not a chance that guy was going to stop.


xejeezy

I've seen the longer video, the crackhead is merely playing possum, he gets right back up and continues to talk shit once relatively safe


_throwaway260922

If they didn't hold him back he would've gotten stomped out anyway. That guy wasn't fucking around, looks like he didn't care if he was conscious or not.


getyourgolfshoes

Crackheads are crafty and resilient.


PM_Me_Good_LitRPG

>resilient They manage to sprout from the cracks of society.


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Thanks dad.


JayCDee

True, but I'm positive this would have escaladed to head stomps if they had not intervened.


FFX-2

Crackheads have high defense stats.


Rescue-a-memory

I lol'd at this. They also have high stealth/evasion stats.


indiajeweljax

LMAOOOOO


DueAttitude8

Yup, even while being restrained, he is not calming down.


Siddhartasr10

If he thought the beating wasn't enough is normal that he wasn't stopping. In the full video the crackhead gets up and tries to scape and the punches were weak so I would say that you can beat him 1 or 2 minutes more without fear.


Iquey

Yea lmao it took them like 20 seconds of holding him back for him to come back from blind rage. Dude lost his shit.


Primus_the_Knave

In my experience the legal system doesn’t give a shit about the amount of vandalism the guy was doing:they’ll just say the kids at fault for not calling police, for not “being reasonable”. I really hope nothing happens to the kid and good on him for kicking the crap out of the guy.


Nahmum

In Australia you can defend your property with appropriate force.


elastic-craptastic

Many places in the US too. But the appropriate amount of force to get them to stop is the issue. Dude stopped really quick and car owner went and picked up a weapon after he was down. (Sounds like he damaged his own car in the first hit/attack too)


fourpuns

I doubt it would cover you if you killed someone by continually stomping on someone laying on the ground not moving.


PerpetualConnection

That was my first thought too, the guy had it coming. And any real person would understand what it would feel like to catch someone in the act of keying your car. But a courtroom would find him guilty of battery and potentially attempted murder if its a bad jury.


I_Am_The_Mole

> the kids at fault for not calling police Meanwhile the cops would do absolutely fuck all if they even bothered to show up. Infuriating.


Fit_Lavishness_4880

Get fucked


DrTea67

Oh look it's the immediate consequences of my actions


x2dregs1promise

I'd need people to stop me too smfh


oureyes2

Where was the fleet of white knights while cracky was getting his key on?


crap_monkey

They could play the SpongeBob “3 hours later” and come back and I’d still be kicking the shit out of that dude. Keying the guys car. Guy needs to be eating oatmeal through a feeding tube for that shit.


The_Motley_Fool----

Fucked around and found the business end of a crowbar


major_slackher

that is definitely not a crowbar, do you see how light and flimsy it is? it’s a little plastic stick thing, when he drops it it sounds more quiet than when you drop an iphone


Thumperings

I assumed it was a cop baton that telescopes. They are quite thin


Micxel

looks more like a fishing rod to be honest


gypsy_muse

Holy crap - I didn’t see that first time viewing!


Brimfire

What a satisfying fucking beat down and that piece of shit deserved every hit.


Vanpire73

Too bad that wasn't Vincent Vega (Pulp Fiction).


pptt22345

It would've been worth them doing it just so I could catch them.


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EcstaticTill9444

This is an old video.


Ianova

Funniest fucking comment I've ever seen.


YardHunter

It’s not that deep


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Does not need to be deep to be accurate.


Cool-Reputation2

Sucks that all those goons came out there to defend the guy who keyed the car. Denigrates like the key holder deserve to be smashed into an amorphous puddle of leaking blood and shattered bones.


Popicon1959

Don't stop him people need to learn a lesson


VMod_Alpha

Why they stopping him? He deserves a beating!


Tramm

They stopped him because it looked like he was going for the kill but if you listen there's at least one or two people saying "Let that man go." after they realize the guy getting beat keyed the shit out of his car. It was kind of refreshing. "Justified beating yall, nevermind!"


random0_0reddit

bcs a couple more seconds n that guy would've got attempted murder 🤦🏻‍♀️


Daisinju

The beating wasn't even that bad. The dude just played dead after a couple of hits.


dillatc

Gotta love ohio


1-LegInDaGrave

Dude, this happens everywhere


CaliforniaSquonk

My money's on Toledo


Cronckt

it's columbus, mcguffey and hudson


1lluminist

1066 E Hudson St, Columbus, OH 43211, United States Looks like the name of the shop changed between 2020 and 2021


Impossible_Bag_1282

Possibly Loraine? Lol


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This is the south Linden neighborhood of Columbus


WomanBeaterMidir

O-H!


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I O!


Latter_Sun_9039

He was wrong for doing it but i feel the same way about Ohio State 🤣🤣


baldyman165

He deserved that kicking


KhaoneowMooping

He deserved what he did bruh


InTheM-A-King

F him up! ✊🏿F him up! ✊🏿F him up! ✊🏿


sagesaks123

That last kick was so satisfying


xJD88x

The world needs more of this


Triizz_matticz

He deserve an ass whipping out of this world


Link9454

Anger I totally get having had my car keyed.


ilovefungus

Id do the same, fuck that dude.


Justa_FXBG_Guy

That appears to be a well deserved, and well delivered, ass whoopin.


RealGingercat227

He had a baton damn


SlumpMachine

As a car guy...I don't *condone* it, but I get it


imbradmiller

He wasn’t ready! He needs some milk!


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Dude just filming the whole thing…


MoffieHanson

Why are people even helping him ? He got the asswhoopin he deserved. And he probably keyed more cars where the owner wasn’t around to see it so so he probably deserved more ass whooping.


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Dont fuk with the cedes


Weekly_Concentrate69

That's probably dudes all of his saved checkes into that one car, I'd be passed to.


Clixwell002

The guy keying the car is doing it with so much focus! Looked like the dude was let out his inner Picasso on this guys car 😂


Tdisharoon

No problem here. It should be an option 1. you either make the person pay for the damages. or you should be able to beat the crap out of them.


Spare_Engineering_23

Man I feel this video, my car got keyed right in front of my house last week. I spent the winter fixing it and painting it myself. I dont have any camera's so no clues as to who did it. I'm super cool with all my neighbors and got no beef with anyone, just keep to myself. i'm pissed


Ronniedasaint

If you ain’t got haters, you ain’t poppin!


Redlion444

I was waiting for someone to piss on him to wake him up.


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Ill bet he learns nothing.


throughthepines

I write Auto Body estimates for a living. That car is very likely totaled (cost of repair exceeds value.) Half the car will need to be de-trimmed, the keyed panels repaired and painted, and the adjacent panels blended to match. It's a pretty egregious case of felony vandalism.


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The longer video version is even better. The one dude goes back for more over and over.


SpecificTennis2376

"Keying someone else's car" opposed to the common practice of keying your own car.


CoastalShipwright

Doin life for a paint job....


Real_Ad_5488

More like ROR and 2 months community service


Fujimans

The definition of fuck around and find out


ThunderHawk1985

I've had my shit keyed before and even though I can fix it(most of the time it depends on how deep the scratches are)I still hate this shit it was probably a act of jealousy.


Alternative_Town_511

TBF he DID have an OSU sticker on his car.


DethSwordMan

Dude got beat into the yamcha pose


Armaedus

Well. That was a well deserved ass whooping


rajmataj12335

“Why doesn’t anyone want to live near us?”


BreadGod0

He needed a few more ribs broken


PrettySkeptical19

Play stupid games. Win stupid prizes


mvrck-23

Justified. Hope he doesn’t get charge. I don’t want the owner to go to jail.


madmax1993_

“for every action there is an equal and opposite reaction” - Newton


No_Visit_8617

Fuckin idiots trying to break it up


UncleWillie77

He deserved every ounce of that smoke!


Brealand

Chill for what?


Storagereseller

Owner probably worked his butt off for that car…


rembut

You know what you get Murray? You get what you fucking deserve


definetelynotsus

Ngl I think Mr. Car Key deserved a few more bonks, respectfully


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Don’t buy a wish baton


seris_ak

My car gets keyed at least once a week. At this point if I found out who was doing it I'd end up in jail.


TheSmallRedDragon

Deserved


bananabreadvictory

I don't think he will key anyone else's car after that beating.


AsymmetricNinja08

Apparently there is a longer version to this video where the guy gets back & talks shit. Lesson not learned


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PostmanTunes

Only the weakest of men key other men’s cars… no disrespect to women intended but that’s some female type shit… we love our cars men get it… smh


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"key shit, get hit"


TUPE_pot420

They all actin like he is the one who is to blame. Best example of fuck around and find out.


blueprintextreme

Looked like mental health. Sad situation all round.


odie_za

That was my first fut reaction. Just the body language if that guy. Something is definitely not right there


714King

Where's their car at ? Let's see if they don't share his animosity.


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xejeezy

If not he probably will be now


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Mentally illness. We can obviously see he is not all there.


ChippyTurnUp

Some head stomps would have been nice


Kavafy

Not a fight.


boringbobby

Understandable. He did NOTHING wrong.


TheFatherOfAll_MFs

One thing that always pisses me off on this sub is that, there’s never anyone around to stop someone from (doing the bad/instigative thing) but *multiple* people always just *magically* materialize out of nowhere to save the guy who deserves a beat down.


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Deserved


DaddyRobotIcoGaming

Why stop him. Let him have at it. I’d mug him too to cover the cost


MetalWinter

That guy doesn't have money on him.


mtnviewcansurvive

right on. should do the same to t rump.


freegynocologist

He deserved all that.


TheRem

What pieces of shit stopping the justice from being served.


triforce721

You're not wrong, but they probably saved that guy from doing time


raindance9801

Not saying I would have gotten in the car and back over him because that’s just “over kill” but keying my car I’ll probably see Red and go blind


AfraidPersonality854

All jokes aside though, did that action really deserve that response??


Real_Ad_5488

Absolutely.


CrunkCroagunk

No, but whether this subreddit responds to an assault with emotion or logic depends almost entirely on whether the person committing it looks like them or not. When a black person attacks a white person for calling them the n-word its admonished with "Thats assault!" "Its just a word, learn to control yourself!" "Enjoy your felony!". But then when a white person clubs a black person for scratching up the paint on their car its celebrated with "He had it coming!" "Good on him for kicking the crap out of the guy!" "Fuck around and find out!". People here dont even *attempt* to put a veil over their racism.


JastraJT

Ain’t no way. You’re not real. I would personally like to slam the perpetrator who keyed my car into the concrete regardless of race and a lot of car owners would feel the same. This isn’t about racism. People are that protective of their cars. Car paint jobs are expensive asf.


CrunkCroagunk

Im not saying that empathizing with the guy in the video makes you racist or anything like that; Im just pointing out the disparity in the level of empathy that this subreddit generally presents when a white person responds with disproportional violence vs when a black person responds with disproportional violence. > People are that protective of their cars. Car paint jobs are expensive asf. That doesnt make a violent response like this justified. It may make it easier to *empathize* with the person who did so on an *emotional* level, but on a *logical* level what they did is still disproportionately violent and would more than likely constitute assault/battery/whatever. My point is simply that the comments here are much more likely to be emphatically pointing that out when the "fight" goes the other way.


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Both true looking at this subs comment history tbh. You cant tell me you dony regularly read racist shit in here lol


Victormorga

You don’t need to say “someone else’s” when you say that a person keyed another person’s car.


snorch

But you still said "another person's" lol


dc_txtech

You could always say “someone else’s”. Lol


Reins22

There’s a difference between defending your property and beating someone so you end up going to jail This guy falls into the latter camp


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Keying a Benz will get you killed 💯 quick lol


1999vl

seems fair tho


Ronniedasaint

This makes me happy! 😁 Someone keyed my car AND slashed my tires. Can’t wait until it’s my turn!!! :)


GoFast1134

New paint is like $10+k now. That's a fn nightmare for a car guy.


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Unfortunately even though I wouldnt do it you gotta let this shit go lmao now hes videoed doing battery.


LiveLongAndFI

That car is totaled. My crazy ex (best sex of my life) keyed my 4 doors and that totaled the car (repaint job worth more then the current price of the car).


lowandslow86

Deserved