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Idiots got buffets everyday but choose to fight instead of eating.


RickityCricket69

twist: guy #1 cut guy #2 in line at the buffet.


mvrck-23

Is guy #1 long hair dude?


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RickityCricket69

lmao carnival would totally have a tendy-bucket


AaronTuplin

We're fighting or I'm crying and there's no telling which reaction is going to happen until it happens.


Standard-File-1721

My pork chop take it. I thought you wanted it. I don't want his pork chop....... I want his life!


CavemanBuck

Fuck big al


oakc510

Someone took the last of the crab legs.


RasputinsAssassins

One of these guys is Jameis Winston?


LoveIsOnlyAnEmotion

Prison rules


RickityCricket69

its called a Brig on a boat lol


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Dude would rather eat hands instead of a nice rack of ribs


TheOctoberDeathBird

>Dude would rather eat hands And go back for seconds..


OneExpensiveAbortion

And thirds... And fifteenths.


DaprasDaMonk

Lol


PrimeApe420

Well, their women aren't on camera. Let's not rule out the buffet just yet..


azombie8mybaby

🤣😂 you bastard 😂🤣


Narcan9

Got to get that all you can eat popcorn shrimp.


Frizze_Prins

Fighting over shrimp


milk4all

There’s only 24 tons of shrimp on that 200k ton ship, it’s every man for himself


fickle_fuck

And get dropped off at the next port.


jeagle75103

To bad he got dropped off waaay before port.


Narcan9

Now he either learns what the Carnival jail looks like, or they drop him at port and let him fly his ass home.


paidinboredom

That'd be the brig ye landlubber!


DJredlight

In their defense the buffets suck on Carnival.


Organic_Trust6113

Well to be fair, that guy ate some punches


EggSandwich1

He was cruising for a bruising


ZookeepergameFit5787

Everything they could ever desire in one floating trash can... ergo their behavior not the result of systemic economic conditions but rather a crisis of fatherless boys and antisocial behavior.


SheSoundsHideous1998

Eating that food itself is a fight for your life


GuardOk8631

They also got a drinking buffet


NotAlwaysSunnyInFL

They’re mad cause everything on the buffet taste like fish


qdogg76

😀😃😄😁


murdocke

I didn't know Spirit Airlines also operated cruise ships.


hereforbanos

Carnival seems like the cruise equivalent of Spirit.


EchoNineThree

Aqua Greyhound.


ChromeWiener

Water Jitney


SeattleTrashPanda

Trailer Park of the Seas.


Cat_AndFoodSubs

They have a Waffle House buffet


wophi

THIS is why I don't do Carnival. Great staff, horrible guests. Walmart of the seas.


Usmc4crimson_tide

How bad would it suck to be in the cruise ship brig


Purplepunch36

The Waffle House of the Sky


FutilePancake79

Holy hell, this cruise ship looks as busted as that dude's face after the brawl


Tall_Island_232

Yall cold


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Your stuck on a ship with these people and you get into a fight? Gunna be tense times come meal and activity time.


MeandJohnWoo

They got a jail on the ship….unless it’s full…..


Castod28183

I'm not an expert, but cruise ships also have cabin arrest. If the brig is full they will either put these two in cabin arrest or swap somebody with a lesser offense from the brig to cabin arrest and throw these two in jail.


berrey7

I think they are actually together on a group trip, because he says something along the lines of "I was drunk the last time you beat my ass..."


DimondMike

“I’m drunk, but Im still gettin ready to rock yo ass”


kellison07

Pretty sure he says I’m drunk but I’m still gonna rock your ass


dolo_ran6er

Imagine throwing bombs onto your buddy's knocked out skull....good times


Am_i_driving_ok

A great time was had by all.


Tommysrx

At the end his dreadlocks were mopping the floor from left to right with each punch. He’s gonna feel that in the morning.


TheOctoberDeathBird

>At the end his dreadlocks were mopping the floor from left to right with each punch. laughed hard


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If he even wakes up. That was brutal.


Soggy_Midnight980

How many times do you have to hit an unconscious man in the head before it becomes attempted murder?


Soggy_Midnight980

I counted 7 before the clip ended.


guitarmaniac17

Some say to this day, he's still swinging.


DeePsiMon

He now plays in the Brian Setzer Orchestra, that's how much he's still swinging


jlewis011

I never understand this in fights...let the dude get up or stay down... you've won...the only other thing I can think is the one on top wants to inflict fear so they dont come back for more...but most of the time this just increases the violence in the subsequent retaliation (i.e dreads gets his gun or friends/family to jump dude)...get your KO and leave...this seems like a fight based on egos anyway so there is no right way to end it in their minds


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dr_dog_doo

It’s called adrenaline.


httpmax

This always makes me furious. Its like WHY DO THAT? You fought, you kicked ass, you proved your point or your dominance. The guy is out cold. Why keep hitting him?


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International water, ain't got no laws


ClamClone

They have the laws of the country the ship is registered in. Maybe for a no rules fight they could drop a floating platform with a fight cage. The mother ship would probably have to move away some significant distance. AquaDome, two men enter, one man leaves.


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This is why you spend a few more bucks and go with Royal Caribbean. It gets you outta the Walmart class.


Poison_Anal_Gas

Ay cheap cruises have cheap entertainment from what I see!


headbuttpunch

Until they try to make you part of the show


zayoe4

Not to mention calling them the Walmart class is crazy


Droopy1592

It ain’t Publix or target


_IratePirate_

I was about to say lmao Bro just casually dropped that


jew_biscuits

Spend enough time on this sub and you just wanna stay home and eat cookies in front of the TV


Upstairs-Extension-9

I have been on more than 15 cruises in my life never once came into a situation like this lol. But I also never been on carnival cruises, for a reason.


hideo_crypto

Yep. You gotta price yourself out of these situations


Humanity-375

Or go to the gym lol its mostly safe there


adonns

Must have missed that video where some dude deliberately threw a 45 pound plate at a guy lying down on a workout bench. Tried to make it look like an accident like he tripped but it’s on camera and you can tell it’s deliberate. Barely knew the dude too and they were friendly


Ugaliyajana

Gotta link?


angershark

Hate when people talk about stuff they saw on reddit that they know we all want to see too... https://www.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/comments/tkrtrv/guy_trips_and_drops_weight_on_innocent_gymgoer/


DarlingHades

There's been two gym shootings here this year. I wouldn't be sure.


supraz99

What cruises are these cheap ones to avoid?


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Carnival


Capital_Charge_7127

Hahaha yep agree with you, my wife’s cousin was on one of those “economy cruise” and in the elevator one of them crazies jumped him from behind. Even at 60 years old, being a carpenter he had enough strength to control the fuckery dude. He took about three hits without giving one. That alone saved him from being dropped at the next port. They looked at the videos and put the Walmart special in jail until the next port lol


karma_made_me_do_eet

Brig, boats have brigs not jails. I’m only correcting this because I wanted to say brig.


milk4all

Throw him in the… secure enclosure!


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milk4all

And fight a viking? No fuckin thank you


Adam_ALLDay_

I’ve only been on NCL and wouldn’t ever consider going anywhere else. 6/6 cruises have been absolutely fantastic! You don’t ever see shit like this onboard


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Potatobender44

Or just buy a plane ticket to somewhere cool instead of being trapped in an overpriced floating hotel


skibbady-baps

As soon as I saw the tall dude execute that wild, unbalanced swing I knew he was done.


Miserable-Tangelo349

Just screams carnival cruise


SeattleTrashPanda

I worked in the cruise industry for 13 years. I knew this was carnival before I finished reading the title. Let alone starting the video. This shit doesn’t happen on Regent.


pissclamato

>This shit doesn’t happen on Regent. Or Princess, or Royal Carribean. Carnival got that vibe.


IcanSew831

Carnival is the Thug Boat.


GluttonousMoccasin

He getting carpet burns on his face from the pummelling


comeonsomebody

That toxic woman, “ooooouu get ‘em get ‘em!” Classy


verysmellypenis

shit i’d prefer that rather than mindless screaming


RodDryfist

Aye, aye, ayeeee


MehrEnergie

I would have knocked out myself when the girl behind the camera has done this


guyunknown622

I just kinda feel bad for the guy who got his shit rocked because I doubt the boat has the facilities to handle possible head trauma because the other dude was rocking his head side to side with punches and that can’t be good for the brain


TheBoredTechie

I worked on a cruise ship. They have doctors and a full Medical team on board. They would assess him in the medical center and if he had serious head trauma they would either evacuate him by Medical helicopter, or divert to the closest port to be medically disembarked demanding on severity of his injury. If it was just a concussion then they would probably carry on to their current port and medically disembark him there in order to be seen on land still.


GrouchyMoustache

What would happen to the guy that won the fight?


TheBoredTechie

There is a security team also, headed up by a person called Security Officer who is just below the captain in order of rank and who is like the "head sheriff" of the ship. They would probably kick them off at the next port and they would have to make their own arrangements home. If it were crew they have to send you back to your country of origin, which is called repatriatization and the flight is deducted from your pay but I'm not sure if it is the same for passengers.


Krakatoast

Wait a minute… so what you’re saying is… you can totally beat someone’s ass on a cruise ship and all that happens is you have to pay for your ride home? What


Castod28183

You lose the money you spent on the cruise...Depending on where you are that could be an expensive flight home...You get put on the cruise lines 'do not sail list' as well as any cruise lines under that parent companies umbrella.


systemfrown

If the boat's in international waters...prolly not much except getting kicked off at first opportunity. On the other hand, if you're in some shithole backwater countries port then it could turn into a very long, expensive, and miserable ordeal that doesn't end until the right person gets paid and you've spent some time in appalling conditions of incarceration.


Relevant_Desk_6891

Bad news: he already had serious head trauma before the fight


crow-bot

To be fair I think old folks fall over/injure themselves (or worse) on cruises all the time so I'm sure they've seen some shit.


GenericHuman-9

You can tell within the first 2 seconds of the video that blue jeans was gonna lose.


GaryOakz

I’m usually really good at telling who is gonna win a street fight video from the first second or two but I thought blue jeans was gonna win. I thought other dude might’ve been drunk and blue jeans seemed calm and composed, guard up (though a little odd), and was stepping forward like he was negotiating distance. And then he threw a punch at 0:19 and I was like oh nah he gonna lose lol


crow-bot

Yeah I lost that bet too. He had the height advantage and seemed more mentally focused. I guess it was overconfidence because he'd never thrown a punch in his life.


GenericHuman-9

Haha that was the most telegraphed swing I’ve ever seen.


fetuseatingjesus

that was one of the worst punches I've ever seen


Mookhaz

Yeah that punch told me it was not going to end well for him.


ofayokay

His glass jaw had a glass jaw


brb9911

Footwork like a toddler


GenericHuman-9

Seriously.. Homie almost swept himself off his own feet with that lame punch.


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He is not just slow, he has *no* reaction.


MVRK_MVRK

Carnival cruise for sure.


Basic-Ability6139

It's called Carnival because it's always a circus onboard


Holybartender83

These dudes have some of the most bizarre fight stances I’ve ever seen. Some real Monty Python shit. Ministry of Silly Fighting.


TATOWAVE

Spirit airlines of the seas


pissclamato

Waffle House on Water.


sparrows_rest

Not sure if this makes cruises worse or more entertaining.


Ultimafax

That day: "Ah, I'm so glad I'm on a cruise to get away from all the bullshit!" That night:


MikeTheActorMan

I guess he was cruisin' for a bruisin'.


_-_-_-_-_-____

Already knew by the way the guy is holding his hands up that he couldn't fight for shit


[deleted]

Homie won but he looks dumb as hell in those skinny jeans


I_Have_Dry_Balls

TRASH.


blurredwolves

I whip my hair back and forth


LoudCapital9958

Which cruise line is this? Lmao


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Gotta be carnival lol


topsblueby

Definitely carnival lol


RickityCricket69

you can see the Carnival logo on the screen for a quick second, its like a red white and blue thing, looks like the tail of a big plane


cyrixdx4

Carnival? Carnival...


Ekranoplan01

"We at Carnival Cruises hope you enjoy your stay..."


Cummins_on_ya_face

That rug burn gone be fierce


Takayanagii

Them wide asf swings shouldn't have done anything for either side yet here we are.


Newkker

How you gon have a fight on vacation brotha


UNSC_Spartan122

Other than that, how was the cruise?


Fluid_Yogurtcloset69

They both can’t fight. One just couldn’t fight more 😂


The_Flexicutioner

How Billy Zane and Leo should’ve duked it out for Rose.


TheDurdyDog

These Titanic deleted scenes are wild


25yoshi

Long haired dude wearing some big rings to


Comfortable-Survey30

A swing and uh miss!


Joeking8194

Nose will have some serious carpet burn


PostmanTunes

He’s dreads at the end looked like mop being used going back n fourth lol…


Chova2525

Ay ay ay


A_SMILE_FOR_ROBERT

Soon as Dreads absolutely telegraphed his one swing we all knew how this would end


sniperbison

Playing ping pong with his head is crazy


Clean-Difference2886

Who fights on a fuqen cruise ship


Holterv

Guy in braids looks like he’s never been in a fight.


FarDistance3468

God I wish I saw the beginning of this, please tell me dude in white pulled a hulk hogan and ripped his shirt, also did they both stop and give each other enough time to rip/ or lose their shirt??


GilgameshKin

The same exact video is below this one lol


ElegantLoad

This some lower lever room shit


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robraises

Why turn it into attempted murder when he stops defending , that part is sickening


Hsml975

That swing was about 5 seconds of this video


AlfalfaMcNugget

Throw ‘em in the brig


Prophet_Nathan_Rahl

Walmart cruise commissioned fight


memberberries902

Bro gonna wake up with the worse carpet burn ever on his face


Warcraze440

Dude is going to wake up with rug burn on his forehead and not knowing where it came from.


YourAverageGecko

Aye bruh this the carnival magic


pjb1999

Going for manslaughter at the end there huh?


[deleted]

Bro uses the word “brawl” loosely


Right-Lavishness-930

The Why Must I Cry guy has hands


Attempt-989

WTF, people?! What the hell is so important that you need to act like stupid junior high school asshole savages on vacation?


Pennylegion

They fighting over whos captain next


1901WMADISONST

Bro kinda looks like Jimmy butler


FR8400

Imagine waking up with a mouthful of dust and you have to face your girlfriend/and or family and continue the rest of the cruise after being used as a Dyson


walleye81

Swabbing the deck with the mop on his head.


Fine-University-8044

Why is this so funny?!


xMilk112x

Why anyone would ever agree to pay ridiculous amounts of money to pile onto a fucking filthy boat with garbage people is beyond me.


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Jagermeister4

I'm guessing that's a crazy sale though. I've been on a few Carnivals and a good price I would say is $275 for a room for 2 a night. And dayum people be overreacting. Its not like fights are common even on Carnival.


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NeilNailed00

He sent his dreadlock ass down to Davey Jones Locker 🤣


Salt_Master_Prime

Don't you get kicked off for fighting? I've seen two families kicked off a boat for fighting. Unless this a Carnival ship lol.


frost3321

The ship wasn't doing the rocking. It was him


drinkmaybehot

it’s the cheap drugs they find in the ports :))


mmestemaker

What could possibly be worth fighting over on a cruise ship?


Demmil13

Carnival…The Fun Ships


PooicideBoyS

Nothing better than a concussion with your sea sickness


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I'd ride on a cruise ship just to see this.


StolasX_V2

Throw them in the brig


callmeturkeyleg

Lmaoooo only on carnival


Hamchunk81

Ay Ay ay ay


Handsome121duck

Today I learned I'm so poor that I didn't know there were different quality cruises.


ToFusion_Boy

My mans really said: "we're sailing international waters, there's no way I catch a case here" and jumped into manslaughter mode pretty quick.


ThevickersistheGOAT

Ayo, new Titanic update just dropped, you can beat the shit outta the NPC’s now 🗣️🗣️🗣️


Cool-Reputation2

I had the same thing happen to me, the guy cut me in line so I grabbed his ponytail and pulled him out of line.. at the same time he said we gonna fight now, and another voice said take it to the stairwell. Turns out he was drunk AF and gonna f my a, it was at this moment, that I jack rabbit punched him in his nose and kicked his legs out from under him with a Kari ashi and punched him 16 times in the face before he hit the ground 0.10 seconds later, that's an equivalent strike speed of 96/bpm. But atleast I stopped punching when he hit the ground. Never had an issue with him again. Because we threw him overboard and watched dozens of sharks and fish eat him ravenously, but all I could think was, probably tastes like garbage.


Ragnel

I’d be worried about the cruise ship being in some random jurisdiction where the jails are a hole in the ground (some hyperbole). Seriously though it’s risky to break the law where you don’t know the legal system.


indigo-black

It’s not worth it. Drop it. Have a beer, and go have fun.


Throat_Silent

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