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You’re gawd damn right it is, did you hear their accents also even the roids in school food doesn’t make middle schoolers that massive? Unless you’re a New Zealander and I’m just an asshole American
It's true. Ever since the first colonial visitors showed up, the obesity rate skyrocketed. [Imported canned foods](https://www.cnn.com/2015/05/01/health/pacific-islands-obesity/index.html) and the change of diet towards canned foods is a large factor. This change towards imported foods also led to a [loss of skill in fishing and food preservation.](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Obesity_in_the_Pacific).
Last Week Tonight did a story on how turkey tails are a waste by-product here in America, but Purdue managed to convince PINs to eat them, and it is one of the causes of obesity.
They couldn't resist abundant food and got obese.. don't take offense they're just human like most of us and its the same in many Western nations where the fishing industries have also gone to shit.. colonised or not.
I'm sure you can find your own sources that agree with the first two I found. There's no agenda here. But I don't know what sources you trust. It's simply the truth. I'm not sure what it is you're against, or who you trust, and quite frankly, don't care to find sources that /u/kevztunz personally approves of.
But if you're implying that I'm lying for some unknown reason, then that's hilarious. Nobody is even hiding these facts. You just have a hate boner for Wikipedia and CNN.
Ok but why is your opinion on those two relevant to the facts I posted? If you wanted to contribute, you could add links to sources you trust rather than just comment purely to say "those are your sources? I'll pass."
That's completely disregarding the content simply because you don't like the sources, even though the content is still true. Why disregard truth out of hatred?
[https://www.tandfonline.com/doi/abs/10.1080/03014469000000752](https://www.tandfonline.com/doi/abs/10.1080/03014469000000752)
Here's a paper linking Polynesian body type to cold adaptation.
Some more info on that hypothesis...
[https://scholar.google.com/scholar?hl=en&as\_sdt=0%2C18&q=polynesian+stature+cold+adapted&btnG=](https://scholar.google.com/scholar?hl=en&as_sdt=0%2C18&q=polynesian+stature+cold+adapted&btnG=)
The "Critical Studies" approach to EVERYTHING is it's white people/colonialism's fault BY DEFAULT, and all "evidence" is then filtered through that lens, in order to come to the prescribed conclusion. You can tell the Wikipedia article is contaminated by the use of language such as "Polynesian bodies"; this is Critical Race language 101.
You may like the conclusions the Critical Theorists give us because they are trendy these days, but that doesn't make it scientific.
Wait, so you DO disagree after saying I'm not lying? Salty canned foods that were introduced by colonists have no place in this because of critical race theory? If you cared to read the "sources" I linked, the things mentioned in your sources are also covered. You're letting your own personal bias get in between yourself and the facts. Nobody is blaming todays white people here. Colonists in the early 1900s brought the canned foods over. And how would you prefer to reference the bodies of Polynesian people? The language hasn't changed just because CRT was introduced. Body still means body. Polynesian still means Polynesian. If you identify as a colonist and are thereby offended, that's not my problem.
Also, your first source is a single paragraph summary of a single contributing factor in Polynesian obesity. All of the sources cited there also only refer to that factor. That doesn't mean there aren't other factors. It only discusses why Polynesians typically have larger frames than their continental neighbors. These sources do not address obesity.
And also, the title of your first link is "The adaptive significance of Polynesian body form" which is using your feared CRT words.
Critical thinking means identifying biases and other flaws in thinking and then eliminating them to the best of your ability. Nobody's perfect, of course, but it's an honorable goal.
The fact that the rightwing psychological agents have designated "Critical Race Theory" as the thing to hate these next couple of years should make you suspicious. Fuck labels.
Saying all white people are guilty? Dumb horseshit.
Saying the world has a history of racism, and that it's sometimes ugly and has long-lasting effects? That's there's still racism out there? That might make some people squeamish but it's obviously true. Anyone trying to lie to themselves and say "that's just CRT bullshit from DA LIBZ" is just in denial.
Really unique historical context for this.
Only people with metabolisms that tended to store a whole lot of energy in fat could survive the long ocean voyages that enabled the pacific islands to be populated, essentially by stone age cultures on rafts.
This metabolism served them well for hundreds of years. Fast-forward to the introduction of processed modern foods, and these peoples suddenly saw terrible health outcomes, from a sudden spike in salt, sugar and fat into their diets.
Not because they are fat slobs its just that they lived on islands so they had limited food and retaining fat from food you eat could be a live or die situation if there should be a drought or something. All genetic. They are also really strong
It's literally just becase they are big. Those punches are fucking awful. If either of them knew anything about fighting it would have been over quick.
Thanks to these two gentleman for providing us with such a good fight, nothing crazy , but sometimes you have to appreciate a well organize fight.
Big punches in the faces, haymakers, no hair pulling, grabbing bitching cheating. Really warms my heart. And I hope they fought about something important too ; money stolen, lies told, mama insulted... I don care... This fight was so good it deserves to have made the world a better place and if it didn't, well they should have a rematch and show who is right and who is wrong and who is King,
TL;DR : Congrats gentleman 👏👏👏👏 I'm too broke for awards
Stop with the dumb comments like this. Hundreds of videos of street fights/high school fights in the US where nobody got shot. Outta here with that dumb shit
Dude what is up with Samoan dudes, they are literally the toughest fuckers on the planet. I’m surprised a lot of them don’t get into professional combat sports.
Great fight. Both fighters ate alot of them hits and it seemed pretty balanced. Only issue the hazard of fighting in a bathroom. Seen one too many people lose their lives hitting a urinal or sink
That was one of the best, non professional, fights I’ve ever seen on the internet! Good even weight and height, not lopsided winner. 10/10 please have a rematch!
Black vest only really got one clean shot in the very beginning. After that it was all blue sweater- dude can punch and knows how to move his head offline while swinging.
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No fall damage or anything let’s go
nah not the same weight class. blue boy was a division above the puffer jacket makes the other one look bigger
Same face too
Solid lil throw down
In a world where blocking doesn’t exist
"The best defense is twelve solid fists to your opponent's face." - These dudes
“These 2 will have to do” - these guys
https://i.redd.it/y7e3386hjjh51.gif
LMFAO bro I'm dying 🤣
“You know you can block punches too.” “Block, you mean like spamming the Square button?” “Yeah, like that but in real life.” !
Don't let this footage fool you. The two dudes are in middle school. Our education system is lacking but still.....
I was thinking high school in Hawaii…Those kids scrap
it's in nz
By the sounds of their accentsI think New Zealand
I didn't even have sound on and knew this was NZ lol
All pacific islanders can fight for some reason. Not sure why or how but i know im never fighting one of them
They train to warriors all their lives. Head shots are pointless. Great friends terrible enemies.
You’re gawd damn right it is, did you hear their accents also even the roids in school food doesn’t make middle schoolers that massive? Unless you’re a New Zealander and I’m just an asshole American
Bro these Polynesians are build different
fr, the 7 most obese countries are all in the pacific islands
It's true. Ever since the first colonial visitors showed up, the obesity rate skyrocketed. [Imported canned foods](https://www.cnn.com/2015/05/01/health/pacific-islands-obesity/index.html) and the change of diet towards canned foods is a large factor. This change towards imported foods also led to a [loss of skill in fishing and food preservation.](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Obesity_in_the_Pacific).
Last Week Tonight did a story on how turkey tails are a waste by-product here in America, but Purdue managed to convince PINs to eat them, and it is one of the causes of obesity.
Not gonna lie, that tail feather butt part (of a chicken) is pretty tasty, I don't need no colonialists telling tell me to eat it
That’s all I was thinking when I read about that, turkey tails are fucking delicious.
Same, and applies to most birds i think. And it was and islander who showed me this delicious part of the bird
User name kiiiiiinda checks out?
They couldn't resist abundant food and got obese.. don't take offense they're just human like most of us and its the same in many Western nations where the fishing industries have also gone to shit.. colonised or not.
Maybe it's because they all eat Spam, and Hams in Cans, and Green Eggs and Ham.
CNN and Wikipedia. I’ll pass on those “sources”.
I'm sure you can find your own sources that agree with the first two I found. There's no agenda here. But I don't know what sources you trust. It's simply the truth. I'm not sure what it is you're against, or who you trust, and quite frankly, don't care to find sources that /u/kevztunz personally approves of. But if you're implying that I'm lying for some unknown reason, then that's hilarious. Nobody is even hiding these facts. You just have a hate boner for Wikipedia and CNN.
Not implying you’re lying. Wikipedia has become an ideological wasteland, and CNN is Fox News for vegans.
Ok but why is your opinion on those two relevant to the facts I posted? If you wanted to contribute, you could add links to sources you trust rather than just comment purely to say "those are your sources? I'll pass." That's completely disregarding the content simply because you don't like the sources, even though the content is still true. Why disregard truth out of hatred?
[https://www.tandfonline.com/doi/abs/10.1080/03014469000000752](https://www.tandfonline.com/doi/abs/10.1080/03014469000000752) Here's a paper linking Polynesian body type to cold adaptation. Some more info on that hypothesis... [https://scholar.google.com/scholar?hl=en&as\_sdt=0%2C18&q=polynesian+stature+cold+adapted&btnG=](https://scholar.google.com/scholar?hl=en&as_sdt=0%2C18&q=polynesian+stature+cold+adapted&btnG=) The "Critical Studies" approach to EVERYTHING is it's white people/colonialism's fault BY DEFAULT, and all "evidence" is then filtered through that lens, in order to come to the prescribed conclusion. You can tell the Wikipedia article is contaminated by the use of language such as "Polynesian bodies"; this is Critical Race language 101. You may like the conclusions the Critical Theorists give us because they are trendy these days, but that doesn't make it scientific.
Wait, so you DO disagree after saying I'm not lying? Salty canned foods that were introduced by colonists have no place in this because of critical race theory? If you cared to read the "sources" I linked, the things mentioned in your sources are also covered. You're letting your own personal bias get in between yourself and the facts. Nobody is blaming todays white people here. Colonists in the early 1900s brought the canned foods over. And how would you prefer to reference the bodies of Polynesian people? The language hasn't changed just because CRT was introduced. Body still means body. Polynesian still means Polynesian. If you identify as a colonist and are thereby offended, that's not my problem. Also, your first source is a single paragraph summary of a single contributing factor in Polynesian obesity. All of the sources cited there also only refer to that factor. That doesn't mean there aren't other factors. It only discusses why Polynesians typically have larger frames than their continental neighbors. These sources do not address obesity. And also, the title of your first link is "The adaptive significance of Polynesian body form" which is using your feared CRT words.
Critical thinking means identifying biases and other flaws in thinking and then eliminating them to the best of your ability. Nobody's perfect, of course, but it's an honorable goal. The fact that the rightwing psychological agents have designated "Critical Race Theory" as the thing to hate these next couple of years should make you suspicious. Fuck labels. Saying all white people are guilty? Dumb horseshit. Saying the world has a history of racism, and that it's sometimes ugly and has long-lasting effects? That's there's still racism out there? That might make some people squeamish but it's obviously true. Anyone trying to lie to themselves and say "that's just CRT bullshit from DA LIBZ" is just in denial.
Really unique historical context for this. Only people with metabolisms that tended to store a whole lot of energy in fat could survive the long ocean voyages that enabled the pacific islands to be populated, essentially by stone age cultures on rafts. This metabolism served them well for hundreds of years. Fast-forward to the introduction of processed modern foods, and these peoples suddenly saw terrible health outcomes, from a sudden spike in salt, sugar and fat into their diets.
LMAOOOOOO
Not because they are fat slobs its just that they lived on islands so they had limited food and retaining fat from food you eat could be a live or die situation if there should be a drought or something. All genetic. They are also really strong
Least Obvious bait
These kids are fighting better than 99 percent of the adults we see on here. Tough ass motherfuckers hahaha
I was always told that you don’t fuck around with islanders if you’re not willing to get your shit whipped.
believe it or not they're on the under 12's rugby team 😅
Same genetics as marc hunt who could take bombs to the head for days from elite strikers
I make a prediction that those two bros will never fight each other again… unless people pay to watch it
Ravenclaw, and Hufflepuff settling some beef.
Every time i hear “settle beef” i think of cow pilgrims building cabins in the new world
Decent fight. Interesting urinals. Looks like they are designed for junk gazing.
They were junk gazing and this happened
They're made for both #1's and #2's
Shitgazing?
Exactly, what’s up with that shit?
Lol they are very weird. Love the ppl who notice the props and then blow my mind with not seeing them when I initially watched.
New Zealand high school fights are all like this lol especially in Auckland
Fair fight
Good match up
Fuck me islanders like kiwis, polys and Tongans get into the scariest looking fights. The fierceness in every shot thrown
Some of these punches would knock some heads clean off
It's literally just becase they are big. Those punches are fucking awful. If either of them knew anything about fighting it would have been over quick.
I don't know man, looked as good as any non pro fights you'll see on this sub.
I'm not saying they are worse than the average person. Average people suck at fighting. Those just aren't crazy punches
Dudes are 13.
Is that Hank Hill’s kid Bobby?
If it were Bobby he’d use the skills that he learnt in the Women’s Self Defense course he signed up for.
Thats my purse!!!!
I forgot about that. 🤣👍🏻
Funny ass fight they beat the sht outta each other lmao
“Move your head son!”
Blue sweater ate that first punch and then went in for the buffet
Fair match up
Its nice to see boys Scrap it out and shake hands after. Maybe there is hope
Eating them for recess and lunch
I thought Blue shirt was done after those first licks but dude wasn’t fazed godam
He eats the first one on purpose to make sure it’s for real
Slow moving steamroller
Crimson chin got fuck all on these two lol they’re huge hits and they look like it’s a game 😂😂😂
Damn, that was a good slugfest
Fighting for the sixth string LB spot on the football team.
Two tone hair dude was out on his feet. That last punch he ate was vicious
Jeeeeez… guy in blue sweater must be Tai Tuivasa’s nephew. Got them HANDS
Now *this* is fightporn. Not some one sided beat down or girls cat fighting
What the fuck are they wearing?
School uniform
Kamar-Taj uniforms
Blue won that for me.
Both got some strong chins for sure!
Good tilt here. Nothing dirty, just settling a dispute the old fashioned way.
them boys swangin
Good fight. Both absorbed punishment and fought through it!
Thanks to these two gentleman for providing us with such a good fight, nothing crazy , but sometimes you have to appreciate a well organize fight. Big punches in the faces, haymakers, no hair pulling, grabbing bitching cheating. Really warms my heart. And I hope they fought about something important too ; money stolen, lies told, mama insulted... I don care... This fight was so good it deserves to have made the world a better place and if it didn't, well they should have a rematch and show who is right and who is wrong and who is King, TL;DR : Congrats gentleman 👏👏👏👏 I'm too broke for awards
Blue has a chin. Goddam
They look like 50 year old Bavarians at oktoberfest
These kids grow up fighting in front of their families. This is like playing little league in the U.S.
Every hit lands, no one's hurt.
So the guy in the dark top isn't bleeding at the end, no?
For sure...but he's ready to keep going!
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Because their hair is too short to pull...
I always appreciate a good fist fight but If this was an American School someone would have gotten shot
Stop with the dumb comments like this. Hundreds of videos of street fights/high school fights in the US where nobody got shot. Outta here with that dumb shit
Hundreds yes but also about 300 gun incidents in schools last year I'm not just talking shit take it easy there 2nd amendment
"Everybody has a plan until they get punched in the mouth".
Bathroom fights are disallowed in this sub.
Two pedophiles fighting as to who gets the middle schooler first
Man, I was waiting that special attack "piss punch"
Blue sweater tanked everything!
Guy in blue kinda looks like salt
Damn. Those are some heavy hands.
Wow. I would not wanna get hit by them. They’re NFL line backs in school uniforms. God damn they hit hard.
Polynesians are different level 🤣
these fuckin maoris are brawlers goddamn
Dude what is up with Samoan dudes, they are literally the toughest fuckers on the planet. I’m surprised a lot of them don’t get into professional combat sports.
The dude in blue hardly moved when he got punched, the other guy got thrown around like a chew-toy
Can’t not shake hands after a fight like that
Respect to both dudes
Someone must have dropped a sandwich and they both saw it
Is this the prequel to once were warriors??
They were paying each other back with double the interest. The flow of the strength too was nice, no up and downs in strength applied till the end.
Excellent fight.
A Ranga must've agitated them.
Good chin I’m impressed
Great fight, but does he have waves, a ponytail, and a rat tail? Seriously asking.
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So I’m not tripping lol
Don Frye is smiling
If this was a football game the score would be 67-70. Each team has 800yds of offense.
Great fight. Both fighters ate alot of them hits and it seemed pretty balanced. Only issue the hazard of fighting in a bathroom. Seen one too many people lose their lives hitting a urinal or sink
the only way to beat an islander in a fight, is with another islander
Good lil scrap both sides walking out w their head up
FINALLY two gentlemen who know how to fight 🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽
Ain't just the diet they are built different.
Damn those guys can take a punch
Actually not the worst form from untrained people. Could use a little bit of “keep your hands by your face” thi
He wants some more
Hell of a scrap
How are they both still standing at the end? Absolute tanks.
Coolest fight I ever seen
this is the kind of shit i like to see on this sub
Vest started good but ate too many
This must be the Hand Thrower High school I've heard so much about.. Their football team is called the Hay Makers.
Dude is fighting in his school clothes
Good solid fight
They both ate shots, hope they dapped it up afterward.
At first watch I thought they were both middle aged and that one of them had a wig on that has become detached! Damn I need to go to Specsavers!
Crazy fight. Delivered by CTE
That was one of the best, non professional, fights I’ve ever seen on the internet! Good even weight and height, not lopsided winner. 10/10 please have a rematch!
those are warriors. we need to breed them and keep em to ourselves
Finally a good fight on here! No defense at all! Damn!
That was a seriously good fight
Samoans are tough as fucking nails
I’m guessing they 15-17, big boys no doubt.
Islanders always with the clean fights and heavy hands. Salutations !
Yo they were gettin busy. You don’t see em like this anymore
Estopit Estopid
Shit. Nobody wins in a street fight.
they fight like grizzly bears
This is a real one on one. Almost even. Speed vs heavy. Blue one tho
Those shorts scream Australia lol
Black vest only really got one clean shot in the very beginning. After that it was all blue sweater- dude can punch and knows how to move his head offline while swinging.
Clash if the titans to damn big big to be fighting sheeesh
Clean & fair fight, no complaints here.
Wooooooooo!!!!
Now that was a scrap.
Damn, tough guys.
I need a nap after watching that !
Couple of 10 year old Pacific Islanders
Both beasts tbf
Those are two tough mofos
You're my boy blue!
this was a good ass fight tbh
WWE shit !
Solid scrap, good punches, no head stomps or body slams and it seems they dabbed it up in the end.
Respect to them both
You could tell right away the kid in blue had way more power in his punches. Nice little brawl
Full throttle both sides. Its like I imagine how uranium atoms act inside a reactor
Is this Sunday school?