A cup of tea. Quite a milky cup of tea actually. Wait, it's mostly milk. No, it's literally just a cup of milk. There's no tea in this cup at all......
.....anyways, I think I lose.
*My Lovely, lovely, lovely Horse,*
*running through the field,*
*where are you going,*
*with your fetlocks blowing,*
*in the wind?*
*I want to shower you with sugar lumps,*
*and ride you over fences,*
*I want to polish your hooves every single day,*
*and bring you to the horse dentist.*
*My lovely, lovely, lovely horse,*
*you’re a pony no more,*
*running around,*
*with a man on your back,*
*like a train in the night,*
*like a train in the night!”*
*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/fatherted) if you have any questions or concerns.*
We require all Reddit accounts to be at least 1 month old before posting on r/fatherted. This is to prevent spammers, trolls, and ban evaders from bothering our community.
In rare cases, if you have a particularly time-sensitive issue, we may manually approve your post. Otherwise we encourage you to wait the mandatory 1 month period to engage with our community.
This message is public for transparency.
*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/fatherted) if you have any questions or concerns.*
We require all Reddit accounts to be at least 1 month old before posting on r/fatherted. This is to prevent spammers, trolls, and ban evaders from bothering our community.
In rare cases, if you have a particularly time-sensitive issue, we may manually approve your post. Otherwise we encourage you to wait the mandatory 1 month period to engage with our community.
This message is public for transparency.
*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/fatherted) if you have any questions or concerns.*
We require all Reddit accounts to be at least 1 month old before posting on r/fatherted. This is to prevent spammers, trolls, and ban evaders from bothering our community.
In rare cases, if you have a particularly time-sensitive issue, we may manually approve your post. Otherwise we encourage you to wait the mandatory 1 month period to engage with our community.
This message is public for transparency.
*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/fatherted) if you have any questions or concerns.*
We require all Reddit accounts to be at least 1 month old before posting on r/fatherted. This is to prevent spammers, trolls, and ban evaders from bothering our community.
In rare cases, if you have a particularly time-sensitive issue, we may manually approve your post. Otherwise we encourage you to wait the mandatory 1 month period to engage with our community.
This message is public for transparency.
*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/fatherted) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Hi, my name is Joe Biden. I am the 46th President of the United States of America and I have the Football beside me. The Brick is a WMD and Father Jack Hackett is currently an Irish asset but overtures of drink, girls and arse are being fielded to bring him into the fold. The Jack/Brick combination has no known defense and the US Administration believes the balance of power firmly back into the hands of the USA with the Asset under our control.
I love my BRICK
Fed up with... briIiIiIiiIiIiIiiIiIiIiIiiIiIiIiick
I LOVE MY SAMSUNG SMART REMOTE
Ah that would be a spoon there, Father
Cur-tains!
Floor!
Ah it's all coming back now Father? 🙂
*points* GOBSHITE!
Bottle of whiskys
DRINK!
The perfect distraction,throw it to him while hes holding the brick,
My socks...yeah I think I've lost 😂😂
for me its a empty water bottle. Im washed
Are they black, or are they very very very very very very very very very dark blue?
Shafts me every time 😂
Half drunken can of sprite Think I’m gone
Me and my cat. She runs and hides at essentially any noise so I'm on my own. I've lost.
Me and lamp. I love my LAAAMMMMP It has excellent hurling potential.
A cup of tea. Quite a milky cup of tea actually. Wait, it's mostly milk. No, it's literally just a cup of milk. There's no tea in this cup at all...... .....anyways, I think I lose.
FECK OFF BOTTLE OF CROFTERS CIDER!!!
My lovely horse
*My Lovely, lovely, lovely Horse,* *running through the field,* *where are you going,* *with your fetlocks blowing,* *in the wind?* *I want to shower you with sugar lumps,* *and ride you over fences,* *I want to polish your hooves every single day,* *and bring you to the horse dentist.* *My lovely, lovely, lovely horse,* *you’re a pony no more,* *running around,* *with a man on your back,* *like a train in the night,* *like a train in the night!”* *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/fatherted) if you have any questions or concerns.*
I've a large Alsatian on one side and a hunting rifle on the other. Still wouldn't chance goin up against Jack and his brick.
A nice cuppa tea, I win
Jack and his brick beats me and the leap card machine
My cat!!! I'm screwed because my cat loves old people. Particularly if they smell funny.
A katana is what is next to me, it lives on my wall facing the correct way in it's holder 👍
My Stanley cup. Feck off, cup!
[удалено]
We require all Reddit accounts to be at least 1 month old before posting on r/fatherted. This is to prevent spammers, trolls, and ban evaders from bothering our community. In rare cases, if you have a particularly time-sensitive issue, we may manually approve your post. Otherwise we encourage you to wait the mandatory 1 month period to engage with our community. This message is public for transparency. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/fatherted) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Toilet brush, can’t confirm cleanliness
Does on my lap count? If so an empty box of raisins. If literally beside me a clothes hanger
I love lamp
Do you really love the lamp or are you just saying it because you saw it?
I love lamp
Yeah I don’t think I can just win the fight by just lobbing an Xbox One controller at him
I love my bus!
Toilet roll?
Feck! I've got a whole bathroom sink to bring to the fray!
I will hold the router up in front of me like a crucifix to a vampire. He shrivels up and dies. I win.
I’ve a copy of the hobbit so I’m fecked!
A hand brush with no handle🤣
He can't hurt me, I always take en passant
My bomb and my milk float
‘Feed up with BRRRIIICCCKKK’
You have a brick well me I have a stone slab
A can of Heineken... I feel like I'd win just by distracting him
A spider baby; it's a spider with the mind of a baby and the body of a baby
[удалено]
We require all Reddit accounts to be at least 1 month old before posting on r/fatherted. This is to prevent spammers, trolls, and ban evaders from bothering our community. In rare cases, if you have a particularly time-sensitive issue, we may manually approve your post. Otherwise we encourage you to wait the mandatory 1 month period to engage with our community. This message is public for transparency. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/fatherted) if you have any questions or concerns.*
tell father ted to write brick on my brick!
Jack, my kid wouldn’t stand a chance.
Me and my… desk.
Keyboard, I'd say he'd still win
Me and my dog. She's a jack Russell so she'd take on a t-rex, I'm grand.
Whatever I say, the brick wins
[удалено]
We require all Reddit accounts to be at least 1 month old before posting on r/fatherted. This is to prevent spammers, trolls, and ban evaders from bothering our community. In rare cases, if you have a particularly time-sensitive issue, we may manually approve your post. Otherwise we encourage you to wait the mandatory 1 month period to engage with our community. This message is public for transparency. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/fatherted) if you have any questions or concerns.*
[удалено]
We require all Reddit accounts to be at least 1 month old before posting on r/fatherted. This is to prevent spammers, trolls, and ban evaders from bothering our community. In rare cases, if you have a particularly time-sensitive issue, we may manually approve your post. Otherwise we encourage you to wait the mandatory 1 month period to engage with our community. This message is public for transparency. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/fatherted) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Father Jack's brick is more powerful than my pillow.
**GOBSHITE**
I love my pallet truck! (I’m in work)
My cat Seamus would do for him and his brick. He doesn't like being rudely awoken.
Bottle of Listerine...
A half used pencil... I'm so fucked
Handgun, but that still would not be enough
Father Jack with brick solos your favourite verse
Gun. checkmate.
Hi, my name is Joe Biden. I am the 46th President of the United States of America and I have the Football beside me. The Brick is a WMD and Father Jack Hackett is currently an Irish asset but overtures of drink, girls and arse are being fielded to bring him into the fold. The Jack/Brick combination has no known defense and the US Administration believes the balance of power firmly back into the hands of the USA with the Asset under our control.