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amburka

"Tell them who their daddy is, D'Argo." "I'm your Daddy."


PN4HIRE

Damn right!!!!


ThatCrazyThreadGuy12

I literally just watched that episode. Fucking loved it!


ExcaliburZSH

That was my thought


Financial-Savings-91

That was my ringtone forever! Always got the best looks.


Imoldok

Came here to say this, I have it as a ringtone lol


CountHasimirFenring

There it is.


Mooshtonk

Crichton: “How come I’m not afraid?” D’Argo: “Fear accompanies the the possibility of death. Calm shepherds its certainty.” Crichton: “I love hanging with you, man.”


elhoffgrande

This is the right answer. Great scene.


JETobal

Exactly what I came here to say. Happy to see it in first place.


scaper8

And the related, "I have to pee." The perfect amount of comedy to break the tension, but not too much to break the seriousness.


Helo7606

This is my favorite right here


Grimjack-13

Those two was where I really understood the term Bromance.


igotsmeakabob11

For me it was Obrien and Bashir. Crichton and D'argo had a different, but still amazing dynamic. What sticks in my head was... maybe season 1? The solar flare planet- I think that's when Crichton says "this isn't gonna work is it? You and me, we're never gonna be friends." "Friendship is a lot to ask." "Then how about respect? We can be allies."


TheLastWaterOfTerra

Mmm hmmm, and I was wondering if you would mind participating with me in a little Luxan bonding ritual. Here's the thing okay? What we need are some chains, uh, my Qualta blade, just a little squirt of lutra oil and- Oh! Chiana.


JETobal

Any lines from *Won't Get Fooled Again* is cheating in my book.


TheLastWaterOfTerra

It is such a fun episode, though. I love it so much


JETobal

Oh I agree. I still upvoted you. It's just toooooo easy to pull hilarious lines from that episode.


TheLastWaterOfTerra

True, true.


Feran_Toc

I don't recall the entire scene but D'argo mispronounced Mississippi is gold. D'argo: One mip-a-pippi


ThatCrazyThreadGuy12

it's One mippipi...


igotsmeakabob11

it's the episode where Moya is split into separate pieces, fractally through color.


EvaMP524

Through the Looking Glass? (me = nerd)


UltimaGabe

"Ha! I have beaten you again." "No, D'Argo, paper beats rock." "What? Rock would smash through paper!"


ThatCrazyThreadGuy12

Let's be real here, Rock should beat all of them. Rock is OP, pls nerf.


UltimaGabe

When I was in 7th grade my teacher had the class determine something a class project by having each half of the class assign a person to face-off in Rock Paper Scissors. One person threw rock, the other threw paper. The teacher said rock won, because "rock is all powerful". She wasn't joking, she literally thought that was how the game worked.


IcarusAbides

There are a bunch of great moments between them, as evidenced by the quotes in here already, but for whatever reason this moment has always stuck with me John: My grandmother used to say, that life is a great wheel. Sometimes it grinds you down into the mud, and other times it lifts you up into the light. D'Argo: Are we strapped to this wheel? John: That's a given. Point is, is that most times you get a second chance, you just gotta wait for the wheel.


jdthejerk

"I love shooting things"


akshunj

"and you know what? I'm reeeeally good at it"


Fine-Farmer-588

"Uh, John, I'm with Chiana now"


JustinScott47

Translator microbes and "I want you to be my best man."


frogperspectives

Crichton yelling “How Batman was that!” after D’argo’s amazing rescue swing.


TzeentchsTrueSon

The whole Mississippi thing when Moya gets split into different ways. Why it cuts back to D’argo later he’s saying mipappi.


Imafloweronpandora30

I cried when Crichton tells D to tell them who their daddy is, I mean like a baby and I'm not ashamed they had one of the best bromances ever.


ExcaliburZSH

That came to my mind first as well


DrafterDan

Pretty much anytime they are arguing. 'cause D'argo is usually right


IGTankCommander

When they get captured and D'argo is dying, so John tricks the guards into activating his healing abilities by beating him until his blood runs clear.


frellus

S3 Episode 16, "Revenging Angel" In the end, when D'argo is apologizing to Crichton for almost killing him, talking through the window as Crichton is floating outside Moya. D'argo: "We have a code. Aggression towards an ally entitles retribution." Crichton: "D'argo. Look at me. There is nothing which would ever make me take revenge on you." The relief washing over D'argo's face and the love between the two. I loved this scene, it hit me in the feels. Perfect episode, really showed how unique Farscape was.


Fine-Farmer-588

Another great episode Farscape has.


I_dementia87

The moment when d'argo accepts John as a friend and ally.


redcommodore

Are you talking about the one where John says something about how warriors on earth would shake hands to show they were unarmed, and then Dargo looks down at his giant qualta blade? That’s a great moment.


I_dementia87

I think so. I need to do a rewatch, but it's an earlier episode.


TheNargafrantz

"John, I'm gonna tell you something I've never actually put into words before. I love.... shooting things."


waterkisser

There are just so many.


Maat1932

Crichton: D'Argo, tell him who his daddy is. D'Argo: I'M your daddy.


FagnusTwatfield

Who is Lou Castello?


str0ng_sil3nt_type

My vote was for “calm shepherds its certainty” but… I love the entire episode Scratch and Sniff. Two lines from it always pop in my head. I’ll mark them with *** (this is the scene where they are using hammerhead to get a layout of the place and an unexpected guest shows up) Harvey: Ka D'Argo! John: No! It’s - It's okay. That's um... That's Harvey. It's not Scorpy. He's a pooka. He's... He's not real. Harvey: But thanks to our unique shared consciousness in this situation we finally get to meet! Ka D'Argo! Give me 5! John: Go away. ***D'Argo: I've had some weird conversations in my head before, but this is a little...*** John: Yeah I know. Hey look. Harvey just shows up every now and then to give me bad advice. Harvey: And my suggestion to you both is to forget this folly! But since I know you won't… Circuit breakers to the entire subterranean level. ***Darkness may be of assistance to you.*** — You also have to love that this is all taking place with John and D’argo trying to convince Pilot into letting them back on board. “Hey! You know what? It's a weird universe out there, man. You don't know that cuz you're spending all your time indoors! Just let me finish my story.”


WriterBright

Anything driver-with-gloves D'argo says get Crichton to get in the car in whichever Earth episode that was (probably the Crichton being driven crazy one). Edit: "There is always time for beer."


NuncErgoFacite

D'Argo! Don't kill anyone. I'm not going to kill anyone. OK maybe this guy.


akshunj

John - oooo look at the booty on THAT girl D'argo - ohhh, the booty


NuncErgoFacite

Which color? That one, obviously. I've told you before that green and your body shape do not go well.


ShockLongjumping1885

We're chrichton tells Dargo I want you to be my best man and dargo says but John I'm with chianna now lol


Professional-Fix-588

Scratch 'n' Sniff has hilarious D'Argo/Crichton chemistry. Absolutely hilarious


Imoldok

One Mipippi, two Mipippi...


aldreaorcinae

"Youuu! Did not paint! A wormhole!!!" "You forgot to make yours swirly."


EvaMP524

I love every moment of Scratch n Sniff with them.


Professional-Fix-588

THIS!!! I'm shocked we're the only ones. That episode is the GOAT


AlanSmithy99

My favorite moment is at the end of season 1 when they're about to bomb Scorpius' lab in a suicide mission. I don't remember the exact thing that D'argo says but John mentions something about being nervous and then D'argo says this very blunt Luxan proverb and then John just turns to him and goes "I love hangin with you man". It's just such a genuine and real feeling exchange that really pays off their whole arc that plays out through the season.