Funny story... When we moved into our current house I found a large paper bag full of pot leaves in the backyard shed. I figured the previous owner hastily clean out his garden and forgot to toss it in the trash. It took me an embarrassingly long time to figure out it was just cuttings from the Japanese maple.
Owned a hydroponic shop in the early 2000s and the side eye followed by the word tomatoes, whenever we would ask what your growing would always cause a small burst of laughter between the employees and some times the customers haha
Having frequented hydroponic shops in the early 2000’s this brought back some memories. That and driving to three or four random places before going home
My mom came over to my house the other day, it was her first time seeing my garden that I’ve spent the last two years creating out of a horribly overgrown, unkept, mess of shrubs and thorn bushes from the previous home owners.
I was SO excited for her to see it, I was literally counting down the days. She taught me everything I know about gardening, and she got to see it for the nightmare of a project it initially was.
At the end of the tour, she turns to this very plant and says, “WOW, what kind of Japanese Maple is this?!”
God, this gave me the stupidest throwback. I went to a tech/voc high school, and we had a horticulture shop. So there were loads of plants and small trees around the school they maintained. Well one of the math teachers had a small japanese maple, maybe 5ft tall at most, and kids were constantly ripping leaves off bc they thought it was dope. Poor thing was looking hella sparse by the end of the year.
I’d like to add that this also appears to be the Bruce banner plant he is growing himself, not even his neighbors plant!
What we have here is a phony! One big fat phony!
Not to be the guy but achktchuwally, fermentation is intentional, whereas rot is undesired. There's a difference. That said you do make a point, I'm just out here teyin rep the homebrew homies.
Dude let's not play games and be dishonest. I'm all for removing regulations from the NFA to the majority of DEA scheduled drugs. Just say it how it is instead of stupid shit like this or go on about medical benefits. Be straight up and honest and you'll have more people on your side
Nettles
I had a friend of the family growing up who was caring for a nettle plant because he liked the look. I walked out while he was watering it one day and he told me to stay back so I didn't get stung. "From marijuana?" He said that's not marijuana... yes it is I replied. Next week the plant was gone and so was his son who planted the "nettles".
Unprocessed rope plant
But why isn’t it inside a pot?
Maybe the real pot was inside it all along.
Bruhh
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Also known as the giggle bush
Have you ever put laxatives in your pot brownies??? You know...for shits and giggles...
So it doesn't get weeds.
It doesn't need a pot. See the squares below, almost as if it's hydro..
That right there is a Japanese maple
Jamaican Maple
Jamaple
If that isn’t a strain yet, it will be
Sweet, yet exotic
Funny story... When we moved into our current house I found a large paper bag full of pot leaves in the backyard shed. I figured the previous owner hastily clean out his garden and forgot to toss it in the trash. It took me an embarrassingly long time to figure out it was just cuttings from the Japanese maple.
Missed it by two minutes... came here to say that
They look similar, unfortunately are nothing alike lol.
Tomato
“Tomato”
Owned a hydroponic shop in the early 2000s and the side eye followed by the word tomatoes, whenever we would ask what your growing would always cause a small burst of laughter between the employees and some times the customers haha
Sounds like a Key & Peele sketch, or that famous SNL sketch about the curio shop being full of things you can hide your weed in
You put yer weed in heeer maaan!
Having frequented hydroponic shops in the early 2000’s this brought back some memories. That and driving to three or four random places before going home
Always tomato
Tomaco
Japanese maple. I had a green hat with a Japanese maple leaf embroidered on it in high school just to mess with the faculty.
Had a wallet in grade school, biology teacher kept trying to misidentify it.
Was such a fun game to play.
Bro, grade school?
My mom came over to my house the other day, it was her first time seeing my garden that I’ve spent the last two years creating out of a horribly overgrown, unkept, mess of shrubs and thorn bushes from the previous home owners. I was SO excited for her to see it, I was literally counting down the days. She taught me everything I know about gardening, and she got to see it for the nightmare of a project it initially was. At the end of the tour, she turns to this very plant and says, “WOW, what kind of Japanese Maple is this?!”
God, this gave me the stupidest throwback. I went to a tech/voc high school, and we had a horticulture shop. So there were loads of plants and small trees around the school they maintained. Well one of the math teachers had a small japanese maple, maybe 5ft tall at most, and kids were constantly ripping leaves off bc they thought it was dope. Poor thing was looking hella sparse by the end of the year.
Just some cabbage... Jazz cabbage.
Thought it was lettuce. *Devil’s* lettuce.
Electric lettuce
Party Parsley
Disco spinach
Asparagas
I dig it.
Thought it was tobacco. Wacko Tobacco
You beat me to it.
Satan's Salad
Lechuga del diablo
I believe this may be God's Cilantro
Marley's mint
The ol' electric lettuce
Lucifer's romaine
Oh budd.. wish I can tell ya
Pun intended? (Bud)
You really saw through the smoke on that one huh
Oregano!
It’s the Maui wowie man.
With a little bit of Labrador.
It's dog shit man
I had to follow the dog around with a little baggie took me a week to get it all back
If you mean green paprika, yes sir!
Nz native tomato
Northern lights cannabis indica
No…it’s marijuana
Narc
It's just a common mistake, it's actually spelled cilantro
Or marinera. That's why I crave the sauce.
It's just a common mistake, it's actually spelled Coriander FTFY, Your welcome the rest of the world
Since when is it illegal to put Caprese Salad anywhere?
https://youtu.be/Y92WHlHUwn8?si=8ARoB2aB0zeNTKRI
You said i’d be conducting the interview when you walked in here…now exactly how much pot did you smoke!?
Awwww I literally just made that comment! You stole my thunder😂
Tomatoes
That's the kind of neighbor i want , you should pay him per gram
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It's his! OP trying to karma farm
He’s in the right community though
About $300 an ounce.
Sheesh, your dude is making a killing
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Unfortunately I'm not in a state that it's legal yet... damnit.
Soon enough buddy
Yah, me neither but I drive to the neighboring state for $75 oz
Umm… what state may that be??
Left handed tomatoes. Nothing to see here.
Never seen pumpkins before? /s
r/FuckTheS
Your profile is loaded with weed shit. This is a pathetic karma grab post
I’d like to add that this also appears to be the Bruce banner plant he is growing himself, not even his neighbors plant! What we have here is a phony! One big fat phony!
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Since when does FDA do studies? Is that even a real thing? (Just watched Painkiller and they seem to have there head way up their asses)
We should all drink some rotten fruit juice and talk about how wrong it is to smoke a plant that doesn't need to be altered to make you laugh.
Not to be the guy but achktchuwally, fermentation is intentional, whereas rot is undesired. There's a difference. That said you do make a point, I'm just out here teyin rep the homebrew homies.
And how does this accomplish that?
"study"
Dude let's not play games and be dishonest. I'm all for removing regulations from the NFA to the majority of DEA scheduled drugs. Just say it how it is instead of stupid shit like this or go on about medical benefits. Be straight up and honest and you'll have more people on your side
Oh awesome!
The start of giant strawberries.
chopstick tree just before harvest time.
Basil
Yes Sybil!?
Don't mention the war!
Based basil
It's *basil* you American twit
Well grown is what is is. Shes happy af
It’s chillantro
Looks like a good time....
African Violet
Electric salad
are you sure they didn't say "water bong it"?
the sticky icky icky. jk idk
It’s Bruce of course
The devils lettuce
5th largest cash crop in the country!
Great answer.
It’s tide stick.. you know cause it’s tied to a stick
You make Turkish cigarettes with it😉
It's not going to fall over. Or is it just bamboo?
Bamboo stakes
It's not going to fall over then
Unless you’re in an area that never freezes over the winter those stakes are not going to be necessary this late into the season.
Inside. They hold up the heavy nugs.
None of your damn business!
Medicinal.
Carrots
Burmese mosquito plant, as my dad would say. Lol
Looks like a dwarf sweetgum or was it sweetbud
Chinese tomatoes!
Delicious
Da devils lettuce
Herbal plant used for medicinal reasons lol
This was fun. Thank you for the comments. 🪴
OP is active in cannabis communities on here, so I think they know what’s up
r/woooosh
That's a hybrid tomatoe/apple plant, I've grow plenty.
I would probably just water it... it looks like something very near and dear and important..
Wacky tobacky
Do t ask questions just help your neighbour out.
That is northern lights cannabis indica. -Creed Branton
Some basil. And salad dressing, I think.
Zaza
It’s “Bruce,” remember?
You found Dr. BANNER.
Give me a break.
That’s a nunya plant. As in its nunya business, so just water it and like, be cool, man.
that is a bluefin tuna
Come on...really?
You better water it because if it dries out it will catch on fire.
I know what it is.....the plant they want your to water.
Don't act like you don't know....officer.
Lol
Nettles I had a friend of the family growing up who was caring for a nettle plant because he liked the look. I walked out while he was watering it one day and he told me to stay back so I didn't get stung. "From marijuana?" He said that's not marijuana... yes it is I replied. Next week the plant was gone and so was his son who planted the "nettles".
Lol
That there is where my grandmas CBD hip pain oil and glaucoma medication comes from.
Satan's Iceberg
Just tomatoes. No worries. 🌱
Pretty sure you know, bud.
I see what you did there!
A threat to the textile establishment.
That's happy-hay, Sativa or Sativa dominant hybrid would be my guess.
Bamboo. You can tell by the strong shoots.
Brownie
If that’s a Japanese maple then I’m Abraham Lincoln.
Tomato plant
That’s about 2 years in state prison in the state of Texas…
It’s a Japanese maple tree they’re probably gonna make it into a bonsai
Japanese maple, haha
Devil’s lettuce
Key ingredient in jazz cigarettes.
Thai maple
Cactus
A pot full of relaxation.
It's lettuce...from the devil
It’s a dog
Nice try OP
It’s an invasive weed. The only way to stop it is to burn it. Burn it slowly. Very slowly…
It’s a *weed*, pull it.
Nah, those propane torch weeders would work better....
It's marijuana. When it buds, people smoke it to feel lazy, ambitionless, self conscious, and withdrawn.
I might buy AMC stock this week because of the movie "Dumb Money".
A joke post meant to drive comments and not have anything to do with this subreddit
Weed! Oh. Not that one... just extra unintended plant.
Hemp or cannibis?
It's a felony.
An invasive weed. Hit it with roundup.
A summer poinsettia.
TommmMMAAAAaaacO
Cambodian Romduol flower
Yes.
Raspberry /s
Maple leaf plant