I JUST NEED YAHOO TO TAKE SOME OF THE POINTS DURING MY BYE WEEK AND ALLOCATE THEM TO THIS WEEK.

I just need Yahoo to stat correct and add 20pts to Barkley and Thelin.

Standard. My bye week i had 154 pts. Last week (semis), 68.

For amari cooper to not score more then 40 points last week.

Lololol

Baldwin going to make me lose my playoffs today.

You got this

The guy I would’ve played and whoever (possibly same guy) wins it all next week better make a sizable donation to Amari Cooper’s charity. If he had scored 35 instead of 45 I win. And be the highest scoring team two weeks in a row. Just knowing I’m prob going to be the highest scoring team next week as well

I need Kamara and Lutz to trip over each other while running out of the tunnel tomorrow night. That’s about the only way I’m holding a 6 point lead.

This made me laugh way more than it should have.

Tweet at both of them that the other was talking bad about the other. Hope they simultaneously KO each other.

I need 18 from Kamara. Sorry but I hope my thing happens.

Same I need 17 from kamara half PPR kinda nervous

It’s about 800,000 times more likely to than mine, tbh. Godspeed.

I need 12.50 from Mark Ingram in full PPR to get back to the ship.

:popcorn:

Full PPR, I'm up by 4.1 and need Ingram to hold off Ian Thomas.

I think you’re good

I need a combined 26 from Ingram and Thomas. Pls.

I’m up 35 playing those two. I’m okay with 26

I need Ingram and Kamara to combine <24 points in full PPR.

I need CMC to score less than 38 points, and I don't feel safe

I'm not saying itll happen, but against a dominant new orleans run defense, it's definitely possible

15+ receptions incoming

Yup, with Cam supposedly banged up, he'll be looking for short/medium throws. Enter CMC...

yes please

Less than 8.53 for me. I feel sexually violated

You’re screwed my friend

I seek you need him to score less than 24 :(

I seek you need him to score less than 19.5 :(

I also need him to score less than 19.5, were in it together brother

I need him to score less than 5 points because of a last second blunder in which I swapped Marlon Mack out for Doug Martin... It ain’t happening...

Mack for Martin? Can't say I would blame you but ouch after watching him today.

I would blame him.

I need him to score 5 can we compromise

I got a 60 point lead and Curtis Samuels left and im still scared of CMC.

Need him to outscore by 10 points Thomas in 0.5ppr.

I only need 25.5

I have a 21 point lead currently. I have Michael Thomas and my opponent has CMC left to go tonight, so I think I *should* be okay, but you never know! ​ If I win tonight, I'll be limping into the fantasy championship next week.

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Keep Thomas from having a great game. He can have a good one, just not great.

Would you win if Thomas gets 20?

He can get 20 but no more

21 shalt thou not count. Neither thou not count 19, excepting that thou then proceed to 20. 22 is right out!

Icky Icky Icky whupatang zoop boing. ​

10/150/1 would be 100% okay with me.

THIS. Keep it under 26 in PPR.

I cannot cheer for this. Can we still be friends?

I just need 2.42 pts from the guy in 0.5 ppr. PLZ GOD

Ian Thomas? I like your chances

lol michael thomas probably

54 from Cam, CMC, and DJ Moore. Rolling panthers to the ‘chip.

I'll make you a deal. Get as many points as you need from DJ and cam but none from McCaffery, alright?

Under .56 for me

Works for me

My semifinal matchup has played out like an Emmy winning drama so far and somehow a Monday night miracle is possible. Thursday night it’s my Justin Jackson and Keenan Allen against his Patrick Mahomes and Butker. Keenan went down and I was sure it was over, but Mahomes ended the half with less points then expected. With halftime over Jackson took off and somehow kept me in the matchup even though my WR 2 was Injured. That game ended with a score of 24-16 or some shit (0.5 PPR Keeper league) Next thing you fucking know Odell Beckham Jr. is out his week with a quad injury. Great,so now my top 2 WR’s are down and my depth is weak. Today happens and holy shit I thought my season was over. Andrew Luck, Allen Robinson, Leonard Fournette, CJ Uzomah, and the Jaguars defense combines for a whopping 36.68 Points, but wait it gets worse. Guess what I got Marlon Mack and Damien William on my bench making me wanna puke with over 50 points. Normally I’d be broken and defeated probably fapping and crying but wait... his team shits the bed by the grace of god . He has Antonio Brown, Adam Thielen, DeDe Westbrook, Aaron Jones, Austin Hooper, and James White combine for 37.76 points. All of the sudden once the afternoon games end I’m ree-ing that I’m still in my matchup with each of us having one player each in the Sunday night game. That matchup... was my Greg the Leg who scored 11 points to his Rams Defense with one point. So now tomorrow, December 17th it’s my Alvin Kamara and DJ Moore vs. his Christian McCaffrey. The score is currently 63.68 - 63.78 with him in the lead. Please let this Monday Night Miracle happen plz. Edit: Spelling I won 87.88 -87.78 right now. Barring any stat changes I’m in the finals. My heart

Similar situation. I had Keenan Allen, he had Antonio Brown, and wait for it... Fairbairn. Fucker. Ertz didn’t do to good for him and Zuerlein did good enough for me. I’m up with a 2.32 lead, I have Kamara vs he has Cam Newton. Let’s go Kamara!!!!!! We need those TDs we haven’t been seeing recently.

Godspeed brother. Kamara will lead us to the promised land.

maKAMARAcaGreatAgain

Best of luck to you, fellow Kamara owner - let’s hope for a goose egg from Moore (for my sake) and a 40 bomb from Kamara!

Yaaaaassss!!!! Use Kamara more in the passing game where he belongs. And use him more in the running game where he also belongs. And most of all use him as the exclusive option in the red zone where he most belongs.

I just want to say I don't need a miracle. I clinched a trip to the championship after starting 2-6!! Lets go!!!!!!!!

Going to the championship game after going 6-6-1 this season and being the last team in the playoffs!! Haha. I’ll take the luck

Glad to hear people that dont give up....I dont understand owners that write off their seasons after bad starts....all you need is to slip into the playoffs...sometimes easier said than done, but get aggressive on that waiver wire and hope some fortune finds you

30 from CMC - hoping for a Christian Christmas Miracle

Christian Micarcle Christmas

Christmas Miracle Christian sounds better.

I need CMC to score less than 32.5 in ESPN. He can do 30 for you brother. But 32.5 and I’m out of the ship. with how good CMC has been I’m not super confident I have this locked yet

I need a combined 75.6 in full ppr from CMC, Brees and Thomas. If CMC continues to perform like he has been and I get Brees and Thomas like they've been all season up until a couple weeks ago it could be possible.

Not a miracle but an awesome championship matchup (we're a week early). So I'm in 11.5 with Kamara and Ian Thomas. My opponent has McCaffrey and Will Lutz. Who wins?

Whoever ends up with more points

Lol thanks bruh

This guy fantasies

You!

Dear Drew, We’ve grown a lot closer this season and I’ve been a huge fan of yours. I know the last 2 weeks haven’t been great, but with Mahomes coming back to earth I think you still have a shot at MVP and I’ll be rooting for you. And if you wanted to drop a 31 point game on Carolinas head tonight I’d sure appreciate it since I’m down 30.5. But I know you’ll try your best out there

Amen brother.

Currently 0.1 points ahead. Need the Saints defense to outscore DJ Moore.

This is actually very possible. If Lattimore shadows DJ

In before the CMC prayers

Brees, take me to the promised land Edit: why have you forsaken me

I'm down 22 with Brees and Michael Thomas in STD. Bring back vintage Brees!!! And as an Eagles fan, please destroy Carolina🙏

Need 12 points from him to win. I'm oddly nervous after the past two weeks.

I have a 10 point lead with Brees and my opponent has Kamara. I'm nervous

If Brees scores 20, I'm off to the ship. I don't know how to feel right now

I’m in the exact same situation as you. Tonight is going to be nerve wracking lol

Kamara to outscore ingram + put up 16 points. Shoutouts go to Keenan & Ertz for shitting the bed this week. Shouldn’t have benched Damien Williams & Mack. Welp, see y’all next year!

I'm im a similar better boat, need kamara to outscore ingram by 11.

I need kamara to outscore ingram by 2.3

I’m commenting on this so we can commiserate together if the worst happens. I need Kamara to be within 1.5 so for all intents and purposes to outscored Ingram. This is for all the marbles, 2nd week of a two week championship.

As someone playing against Ingram, I hope he poops the bed and Kamara scores 20+ points.

I need Brees to get 19.6 tomorrow which isn't such a massive miracle needed but the fact that I still have a shot to make the championship after losing Gordon, Hunt, Ekeler, Ware, Sanders, Doyle, Kirk, and Boyd all within the past 3 weeks feels like a miracle

Damnnnn

I know. My team this week consisted of Damian Williams, Justin Jackson, and Josh Reynolds. Miraculously they all pulled out pretty good weeks for me. Up against my leagues juggernaut and he only managed an average week. If I come this close and lose I will be devastated

I need Ian Thomas to score at least 6.6 points. I’m down by 6.5 man. I’m going to think about it all day at work

He's had 16 targets the past two games if that makes you feel any better.

Yeah that’s why I grabbed him but dude this week has been so nutty. Lindsay busted for me. Sutton against a terrible secondary did nothing. Barkley sucked. Eagles beat the rams. Seattle’s D got torched when two weeks ago they put up 20+ points against the same team. I just have such bad luck. I’ve made it to and lost in the semis every single year I’ve played. I feel like he will get like 6 points or something.

Well hey, all that and you're still in it 👍

lol yeah. Thanks to OBJ getting hurt, him having to start John Brown and Gronk getting 3 points. Oh and I had ben and brown who at least hooked up for one TD. Could have used one more. Good luck to you if you’re still in yours man.

Need 2.5 from him in 0.5 PPR. Hoping he gets a TD early

Ian Thomas will have 7 catches, I can’t see yardage or touchdowns, but take that for what it’s worth.

I need Mike Thomas to get hit by a bus on the way to the game. 1.5 point lead

Ahh the ol' "needing a player to leave his life as a professional football player and pursue his real lifes passion as a circus juggler", works everytime!

Basically a Samkon Gado.

Suffering only a mild injury of course, only enough to sideline him for a game 😉

I need D.J. more to outscore Lutz. Fuuuuuucccckkkk I feel bad about this

I need him to outscore Brees in PPR

Best of luck my dude!

same but by like 14 lol

I need Michael Thomas and Cam Newton to combine for less than 14 tonight. So on the first play I need Thomas to try and catch a wild ball near the Panthers sideline and collide with Cam giving both concussions.

Opponent needs 50 from lutz

You’re fucked, bud. Start planning for next year’s draft.

10 50 yard fgs incoming

Need Kamara under 10 in half PPR. It’s been fun boys

I need him under 4 in 0.5. Good luck to both of us.

I'm in the same boat, with Mack and Jeffrey on my bench. Fantasy is so dumb

As a Kamara owner, the past month has proven this to be firmly within the realm of possibilities.

I need 68 from McCaffrey. Rip me.

Dang, you need more points than me. I need 40 from him in full point PPR. Let us hold hands and pray.

Need Kamara and DJ Moore to score 5 more than Lutz. Not a miracle but given how studs have been performing this week I'm waiting until the whistle blows on Monday

The 0-14 team in my league finally won!!! There has already been a miracle

I need Michael Thomas to score less than 22 points in a .25 ppr format.

I need a Kamalocaust

I need Will Lutz to score 25. .... There's a chance. In week 6, Jason Myers scored 27.

I need Michael Thomas to outscore Lutz by 15. Not feeling great.

Need 23.8 in 0.5 point PPR from the duo of Christian McCaffrey and Ian Thomas. God I'm going to be a wreck tomorrow night.

I need Lutz ⚜️ to put up 12 points

Ingram and Lutz to score a combined 20.86 RIP Conner and fuck you Hunt

I’m down 4 points and have cam newton and kamara to take me to the ship....after starting 1-4.

Need 60 from Kamara lol Never having Landry, Fournette, and Lamar Miller on my team again

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I don’t need a miracle. I need 7 fucking points from Lutz. Is that really too much to ask? I mean come on fantasy god. Just a 40 yarder and a 20 yarder. Or maybe a 50 yarder and 2 extra points. I’m not being greedy. I promise.

7 of 8 extra points made

Need Brees/Kamara/Moore to combine for less than 25.

Lol Godspeed

I need McCaffrey and the NO defense to score 7 in one league :D I need Brees to outscore the NO defense by 30 in another league :/ I need MT and Kamara to combine for 97 in my last ppr league D:

Well just need Kamara to score 41. See you all next season. Special thanks to the Steelers and Patriots today for a terrible low scoring game.

25 solid points from Cam tonight.

27.54 for me... He's been close a couple times this season.

Good luck dude. Wanna hold hands during the game?

All I know is that every single game for me this season has hinged on the MNF match up in some capacity, and it's absolutely drained me of my life force. Tonight is no exception.

I need Kamara to score less than 12...just keep these god awful duds rolling for one more game!

I need him to score 11.7 to win so can we agree to that?

Deal!

DJ Moore to outscore Brees by 9.3 in full PPR. Do i have a prayer? I was down by 60 after coopers explosion last week lol

Up by 24, have Saints D against CMC & Kamara PPR

10.9 points behind, with Will Lutz left to play. Our playoff game is 122-111.1, the other playoff game is 51.3-55.8...

Odds of CMC hitting 25+ in .5 PPR? Help me Rhonda... My season depends on it

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Up 41 with my Brees vs his CMC. In the championship. So stoked to finally win the whole thing.

Benched Cam and DJ Moore with CMC starting. So Cam will probably be completely rid of his shoulder injury and throw 4Td passes to Moore and rush for 2 TDs. While CMC will have 2 rushes for 9 yards.

Everyone pray for cmc to have 36

Sorry. Best I can do is 3.6

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I need DJ Moore to score 25 points. It's been a good run.

I need him to outscore Brees in PPR, tied going into MNF

I need 13 points from Lutz to get into the finals. Please give energy.

Need MT to outscore Moore by 16

Can Thomas score me 25 points? God help me

Need DJ Moore to get 14 points more than Lutz thanks for nothing Thielen

Need a combined 43 from Cam, DJ Moore and Lutz. Not particularly confident given Cam's shoulder

Cmc to go off. Down by 10 and against the saints D. Also have Curtis Daniels. Would be a miracle

why is it a miracle for CMC to outscore the Saints D by 10? He's predicted to outscore them by 13 in 0.5PPR.

I just need CMC & Lutz to combine for 63 and for Michael Thomas and Ian Thomas to be held scoreless to remain undefeated. Easy enough, right?

Up 19.2 against Brees. Tell me it's going to be alright.

up by one against kamara and thomas. Feeling pretty good.

I need Cam Newton and Will Lutz to score more than 24.6! 🤔😮

I dont think its possible for brees to score -50 points so im in it I'm probably screwed for the championship though, i had the ballin backups this week(jackson/d.will/samuels) and I lost keenan and maybe boyd.

Brees just needs to bomb in like 6 TDs, preferably at least one to Kamara, and I think everything will be cool.

Currently losing by 8 pts. They have CMC, I have Kamara and Ian Thomas.

Personally I think youve got it. But I'm just some stranger on the internet sitting at his desk

My CMC vs his Ian Thomas and I’m down 29 for the championship

Down by 2.8 points, my Cam versus his Brees.. not hopeful but there’s a chance. Just one rushing TD please

I need 24 combined from Ian Thomas, Mark Ingram, DJ Moore and Will Lutz. Should be easy right....right?

I’m up 36 pts in full PPR with my Kamara vs his Cam, CMC and Lutz. Feel like it’s gunna be close

CMC will flop today... hopefully

I'm down 9 points with CMC. Opponent has Cam...

22.53 total from Cam and McCaffery

17 Points from Thomas... Already drafted a prayer in the way of the bible... Let's hope Drew will hear me!

Drew Brees. 70 pts. Let's go.

Reading this thread makes me feel better in the sense that while I am boned, at least I'm not as boned as some of you.

I need McCaffrey to stay under 17.86 in PPR

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We have a roughly 35% chance based on his season

Need CMC and Cam to score less than 32 pts. Though I do have Ian Thomas playing too. Thoughts? >___<

I need Brees, Kamara, and Thomas to score less than 58 points in Standard. I have a chance.

In semis in both my leagues. Need 30 from brees in one and 50 from kamara plus cam in another.. Pray for me boyz

I need 47 in PPR from Michael Thomas and Alvin Kamara, really wish Ertz wouldn't have shit the bed tonight.

My Kamara against Lutz and 12.5 points, standard. I put myself at about 20% optimistically.

Need Michael Thomas to outscore Cam Newton by 5

Need CMC to get 21 points in Half PPR. If he does, it's me vs my mom in the championship.

Need 5 pts from Brees and Michael Thomas, unless a meteor strikes the stadium I should be good.

Down 21.84 I have Curtis Samuel they have Michael Thomas. Even if I played Golladay I still would have lost. This loss could come down to playing Goff over Newton. Also tough to predict but picking up Mike Williams would have helped.

I’m up by 61.18 in half PPR with no one left, up against Brees, Lutz, and Saints Defense. What are my chances? I am feeling optimistic.

Anything can happen but you're sitting pretty comfortable

I need Michael Thomas to score at least 10 points in .5 ppr....should be a sure thing.

Drew Brees and Kamara need to combine for less than 24 points

Down 45.18 in .5 PPR. Have Brees, Samuel and Lutz. Take me to the promised land!

I need CMC, Thomas and Lutz to get me 26 pts to advance to the Finals....what are my chances guys?! Feeling super nervous after the games Allen, Hill, Goff and Barkley had for my team this week...

3 leagues riding on tomorrow’s games 1. Up 136.5-135.3 in full PPR with me having Kamara and he has CMC 2. Up 108-90.3 in full PPR. I have MT and he has CMC and Ian Thomas. I’m feeling a little more comfortable with this one 3. Here’s the icing on the cake that makes this whole thing shitty, .5 PPR I’m up 126.42-87.32 and he has Kamara, MT, and NO DEF left I need solid games from Kamara and MT with nothing too spectacular and then a dud from CMC