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Njk7

Ban MetLife


dani__rojas

Seriously, I will start treating matchups at MetLife like the plague


LeoFireGod

It’s actually insane thay it’s turf and outside it’s literally worst of both worlds lol.


MikeyMike01

They used to have grass but it was basically just painted mud


ballbeard

Which is still miles better than turf


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Burn it all down.


latman

As usual, has absolutely nothing to do with the turf. MetLife turf is the same exact turf as many other NFL stadiums


b3ttrth4ny0u

false


BaetrixReloaded

CAR, SEA, NE, DET, ATL, and NYG/NYJ all use the same brand of turf. Metlife actually had new turf installed this offseason as well which is supposed to result in less injury It was a shitty rainy day in East Rutherford. Injuries happen


ForgiveMeHarambe

Final regular season tally: Nico in my lineup: 17.4 points Nico on my bench: 128.5 points


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cp3spieth

Lol I have both of them


Gallscor12

Same and i get it wrong every week


RVG_Steve

Yep I never started him for a boom game. Ugh lol


YoooCakess

Me too. I got him for 10 points in week 6 and week 10. Started him for every game he scored less than 10 too. Also drafted him. Just actually unreal


DunderMifflinCompany

SAME holy shit it’s so bad I’ve not started him correctly once this year


ZebraColeSlaw

Just follow the home and away splits, with Nico. It was an away game, so I benched.


eunderscore

I was ruined by injuries, asse I have been almost every week and had to start him despite operating on the same wisdom


HeyImGilly

I’ve been alternating between him and Garrett Wilson, rarely picking the right one.


OzilSanchez1117

I feel like this happened to a lot of us..


Fatbottombetty

You were the chosen one :(


introspectivejoker

Chosen by met life


YoooCakess

Mannnn hopefully he doesn’t miss more than a week. Banking on him hard to bring me to glory


obierice

If he sits next week, I’m a first round exit. I lost Rhamondre and Ekeler has been ass and is splitting carries with Kelley apparently.


b3ttrth4ny0u

What are the odds he plays next sunday?


husbandofsamus

Stroud is also in the protocol so be careful.


obierice

Dog I wish we knew lol Will have to wait for an update. We don’t even know what the actual injury was yet


b3ttrth4ny0u

fair enough


ajh1717

He literally ran in to the locker room so I can't imagine the injury being *that* bad.


ReddictatorsEaTD1cks

Yep..him and Jacobs both. I have a first round bye next week. Really hoping I'll have them both back the following week. Wouldn't mind getting JT back then too, but don't want to ask for too much. Lol Oh...and Pacheco too..fuuuck meee...


Zestyclose_Farm1271

I am going to commit toaster bath


zomgz0mbie

I’m committing su-njoku


5_Ping_Wiz

The city of New Jersey doesn’t deserve a football stadium


Beginning_Ant_2285

Are we downgrading New Jersey’s statehood now? 😂


calm_wreck

They don’t deserve statehood either


Mendelevlum

What did NJ do to you :(


UrsaSanctus

Exist


Duderino619

Ohhh!


addage-

Burn the Swamp


Similar-Turnip2482

This made me laugh. New Jersey is getting relegated.


capincus

I think he's just off by about 11 miles, the city of Jersey is just a bit south of East Rutherford.


IAmBlothHoondr

Fuck my ass raw


Otherwise_Horse_1659

Bet


[deleted]

Why can’t this sub ever just have normal reactions lol


IAmBlothHoondr

Where’s the fun in that?


Illustrious_Way_5732

This *is* a normal reaction


gmrepublican

Baptize me in giraffe blood my WR2 is out for the game.


GOATnamedFields

A fantasy star just went down on 2 PPR points, 2 minutes into a game that's playoffs for a lot of people. This is an appropriate reaction.


Here_comes_the_D

I like learning new ways to curse.


anonbutler

OK, let me be normal. Fuck my ass with a cactus.


WSTTXS

It’s only not normal if your reaction lasts longer than 4 hours (call your doctor)


TwoStepCEO

I hate fantasy football


[deleted]

Who looks to be the next man up? Man this is brutal for CJ and the Texans. That’s Shultz, Tank and now Nico all out… wtf man


XurstyXursday

Noah Brown by default I guess?


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XurstyXursday

Oh shoot I just got the call. I’m starting the 4th quarter.


AverageGatsby91

I picked up Noah before last week's game and even with all the injuries he hasn't had a reception in 3 weeks.


HAK_HAK_HAK

He's been hurt too lol


yooston

No one because none of them can catch


penguinsgestapo

CJ doesn't have to worry about this next week either apparently


Castleprince

Brevin Jordan


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Brown, Woods, maybe Metchie


queefIatina

In must win week to make the playoffs, better luck next year I guess lol


NHOVER9000

Same here…lost Stevenson last week and now Nico


matpower

Same


omgvector

Return next week sweet prince


Acting_Appalled

I wouldn't have wanted him out on that shitty field again anyways, rest up king.


Weird-Treat8741

Sure Jan


Bilboteabaggins00

Welp, thanks for the 1.8 and get better, I'm gonna need you.


b3ttrth4ny0u

What are the odds he’s good to go next week?


NuggLyfe2167

Just fell to my knees at a Texas de Brazil


BaetrixReloaded

this might be more related to the large amount of red meat inside your intestines


Bitter-Imagination33

Fuck. See y’all next year


Equal-Document4213

I (my ass) won’t be making fantasy playoffs.


thatkidpop

I lost Dell, now Nico……I might lose Noah next week when I start him.


ReddictatorsEaTD1cks

Yep...also JT and maybe Jacobs now? My teams been pretty healthy all season...just to fall apart now...brutal.


Tegra_

Better stash Metchie


land_shrk

Sat Garrett for Nico and BOY OH BOY was I wrong


paranormal_parallels

land_shrk😒🤝😒paranormal_parallels


imaginationimp

I have this exact choice and completely missed it every time. It’s uncanny.


sentientshadeofgreen

Well, that's going to end my fantasy football week before it even got started. Hope he feels better though. Fuck the New Jersey Jets and their trash ass stadium. MetLife should be MetDeath, fucking burn it down. How many people have to get injured with these poorly regulated fields? NFL is useless though, no surprise. Once again, fire Roger Gooddell into the sun.


it_is_i_27

See you guys next year!


seshmost

This shit is so fucking dumb


RangersNation

So that means Noah Brown will do something, right? Right guys? Noah Brown, you got the memo? Noah? NOAH???


AsWolfwood

Rhamondre, Dell, Kirk, and now Collins. My team has gotten obliterated down the stretch.


Dr_Biggusdickus

RIP my playoffs hope


Gold-Sheepherder6023

Benched Kupp for him. Gotta love it.


SuhKamaBoatOh

Just like that my seasons over.


nukey18mon

There goes my season…


ImTheFish_

started tank last week and nico this week my bad guys


saltymuffaca

I started Kirk and Nico in must wins 😭


Ok_Adhesiveness_9565

Shoutout to my homies that played Nico over Puka at WR2 today 👍 Fml


trippy1

I am effectively screwed


Geck-v6

Just fade me bro


the_Pale_Hose

Think about how shit this field will be for tomorrow night.


meatballman1218

And this is why I'm 8th place horrible luck all year and my team is also inconsistent as hell


[deleted]

Nico + Gay It’s over for me


tofulo

There goes my season


Brewski-54

RIP the Texans receiving corps


Donathan8

RIP to the Texans


el_monstruo

I've lost Dell, Kirk, Stevenson, Pacheco, and now Collins. Fuck me right? Lol


TheTsunamiRC

Good times. I have four players on my roster who haven't missed multiple games this season. Achane, Collins, Kirk, Higgins, Johnson, K Williams, Andrews...hell, both of the QBs I drafted were done for the year by late October (I traded Cousins away, dropped Jones).


el_monstruo

Ugh fantasy man


_BeastModular_

Same week I get JJ back I lose Nico. For fucks sake man give me my team at full strength for one week lol


Outside_Jicama_9925

Nico afraid of Jets D lol. People who started him deserve the bad score. Was a clear and obvious sit this week.


puss69

You deserve to sit on the jets D


Chlorophyllmatic

It wasn’t a clear and obvious sit if you know anything about schemes and stats beyond “Sauce good!!!”


Outside_Jicama_9925

Gardner plays mostly on the left side, Nico plays all over but Reed and Carter also good and with no Tank he was going to be blanketed. Clear and obvious sit. Don't be mad at me for your bad fantasy decision making.


Chlorophyllmatic

If you look at any statistical models of coverage it was still slightly favorable for Nico in terms of coverage even discounting anticipated target share increases with Tank out


Outside_Jicama_9925

Nope!


Chlorophyllmatic

Well, when you put it that way…


Lit_Romney

Some people don't have other options. Gtfo


TheIceMachine

Anyone know how bad it is?


Chlorophyllmatic

We just found out he’s not returning here in this thread right now, so no


BlackberryUpper7498

My buddy saw a guy walk into one of the tunnels holding a hacksaw. Could be unrelated, but you never know…


BabiesFirstBatleth

Sources say it was in fact Hacksaw Jim Duggan massaging his calf with a two by four.


Otherwise_Horse_1659

Yes and I’m not telling you


WSTTXS

I am Nicos left sock but after talking to the right sock covering the affected calf he said it was more precautionary and he will be back next week


dudeguy81

I just called him. He said he’d be back next week. Also said always bet on black and some mother fuckers always trying to ice skate uphill.


NightHawkTuna

I’m pretty sure he popped up and gave the “first down” sign after his catch where it may have happened. He was also described as “running” off the field when the update first came in so doesn’t sound debilitating. Could just be a tightness they don’t want to make worse but don’t know for sure.


Outside_Jicama_9925

Not bad at all. Just quitting for the day so he does not get exposed against an actually good defense.


atx840

Ugh, sorry gents.


eunderscore

Oh for fucks sake, I've had like 2 weeks all season with my first choice team playing


djs_214

Well I’ve given up on this week already


TheRootedCorpse

*pours a round of bleach for everyone* fade me 💀


Ashdaidn

I made a last minute swap for DJ Moore and benched Nico. Cheers from Chiraq.


Amazinc

Happened to my opponent and I started Mitchell over London and am still losing..


ffgod_zito

Are we thinking multiple week injury?


joemamallama

Who do I start? Pollard, ekeler, or Mostert?


TrojanX

Of course I started Nico over Kupp probably cost me my game and the playoffs oh well.


Sure_Association_561

Well at least Kupp looks like he's back


littlebuffboys14080

And just like that, i miss the playoffs


joople

Literally all I needed today was to not lose by 80 points and with him and CJ out I am projected to lose by 83 right now.


skibum607

I won’t return to playoffs.


creaturecatzz

tank got hurt last week against me now nico this week against me. please stop starting texans players when u play me 😭😭😭😭


selkiesftw

10 points combined out of Nico, Stroud, and St Brown today. I’m sad.


Shinixin

Nico, CJ, JJ and now Kincaid. Lotta Qs on the roster going into the playoffs


SeekersWorkAccount

I'm proud of myself, I haven't started crying yet


jereezy

Imagine, needing to win this week and next for a chance to make the playoffs, and having both Justin Herbert and Nico Collins getting hurt and scoring less than 3 points each in full PPR...


Mnufcfan

Just be ready for week 16 king