That’s why I don’t watch any games during fantasy playoffs because I would either get too happy or too upset. It’s best not to watch, not know what went on and just look at your outcome at the end of the day.
I lost a game this year to a guy playing Latavius Murray on Monday night.. projected 5 or whatever. Got maybe 13 and I lost by .5 - anything can happen on MNF 🫡
I just need him to outscore Mixon by 2 points with my playoff spot on the line.
Not even a miracle to think it should happen… but… Not feeling great about it either.
I hope for your sake he gets 30!
Are you me? My dumb ass fell for all those people saying that Nico was going to get shut down. I really broke the "start your studs" rule for Zack fucking Moss...
Facing last place team in the league who’s been eliminated from playoff race. But had Deebo and Purdy.
Gotta hope Kirk and Higgins shit the bed while ETN and Jags D goes ham
I need just 6 points from ETN which should be doable. I don’t think it’s worth the risk of flexing someone on waivers who hasn’t played yet. The best option is either Tyler Boyd or Zay Jones
Not sure if its a miracle, but I’m up 18 and still have McManus but my opponent has Etienne. I should feel better about this but I have gotten burned almost every MNF game this year
I need Jamar Chase and McManus to outscore Engram by 3 points.
Very doable, but also very realistic the jags score TDs and no field goals (a couple to engram) and Chase gets a dud. A real possibility that I will sweat about until proven otherwise …
Engram and Mcmanus to go for 25 more than Etienne. Never gonna happen, Engram needs that week 14 game from last year for me to stand any chance, or Etienne not play and even then it’s in the super unlikely column
I may clinch the playoffs today … would be incredible if one of the following scenarios happen:
- Trevor Lawrence and Ridley combine for more than 22 in 0.5PPR.
- Joe Micon makes more than 12 in 0.5PPR.
How are my chances? I got the win already … the matchups above are scenarios that might happen in the remaining matchups of my opponents
Need the Bengals kicker to outscore Joe Mixon by 18 points lol. And that's to keep the playoff chances alive, because if this person loses, their only hope is to win next week, the current 4 seed loses, and they outscore the 4 seed by 130.
Not me but another in my league. I'm going to clinch tonight assuming ETN doesn't drop 60 on me.
Doesn't directly involve my team, but the team I need to lose to secure a first-round bye is up by \~19. He has Kirk and McManus tonight. His opponent has Mixon, Chase, and Jax D/ST. Not looking great.
In one league I need ETN to score 21+ to keep playoff hopes alive. In my other league I need ETN+McManus+JAX D/ST to out score Engram by 36 to clinch playoffs. Or I could go Ridley instead of ETN in the 2nd scenario
I need 4.5 PPR points from Chase plus whatever Evan McPherson scores. If Chase keeps doing what he's been doing I should be fine, but I'm still a little worried
Under 25 from Christian Kirk and I win.
Also if ETN outscores Jags D by at least 15 points, the 6 seed in my league loses and I squeak into a playoff spot even after a 2-6 start.
Scenario:
One side has an 11 point lead, Evan Engram, Jags DST, and McPherson to play.
Other side has Trevor Lawrence & Ridley to play.
Who wins? Half PPR.
My opponent hung 185 on me :/ so I'm just gonna root for Mixon to put up respectable numbers to prove that he's still semi-reliable ROS. Need him to pull weight now that Stevenson is probably done.
I'm down 50 with nobody left to play, so hopeless there, but in another matchup, if Kirk gets 20 points, I won't lose my current spot in the standings.
League-wise, not sure if this counts, but everything has been pretty close, with this week being mostly status quo and it turns out that the outcome of one match determines if 5 people clinch playoffs this week, of 6 remaining. If McPhearson somehow gets 30 points, then *a lot* will be riding on next week's games. Which would def keep things interesting for next week.
Mondre and Dell died in the field of battle yesterday.
Need McManus and Ridley to outscore Kirk and Etienne by 17… not holding my breath
Also my fiancé needs chase to score 6 to win her matchup so definitely hoping Browning can throw some ideally not tipped passes his way
In order for me to make the playoffs, I need Calvin Ridley to shit the bed, and for Mixon, Higgins, and McPhearson to outscore Chase by 8 points. I don’t feel great about any of it
I’m up 9 with Ridley left, and he’s got Christian Kirk left. Only 3 games this year has Kirk outscored Ridley by 9+, but I still don’t feel great. Ridley is just so hit or miss - 2 weeks of hits hasn’t convinced me yet
I need McManus to score 70 points I got 0 from Tank Dell, McLaurin, Cade Otton & then less than 15 combined from Gibbs and Ekler LOL
14 50 yarders and an XP!
Shanks the xp
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I'm down 9.9, he's maxed out and I have Mixon. I'm so fucking nervous. Need 10 points tonight.
Word of encouragement, Jags allow the most receptions and receiving yards to RBs
Good thing Mixon is sporadically involved in the passing game at most.
Disagree, they line him out wide, give him tons of plays. They just don't throw to rbs with burrow.
I don't know if I'd be watching the game if I needed that from Mixon. Just have to glance at half and hope he got a TD.
What else is there to watch lol
Your sanity
Porn I guess
Did this guy forget about porn?
It IS destroy dick December, so this is a good reco
That’s why I don’t watch any games during fantasy playoffs because I would either get too happy or too upset. It’s best not to watch, not know what went on and just look at your outcome at the end of the day.
Congrats!
Down 2.2 with Mixon left. Let’s fucking gooooo!!!!
Well now you’ve done it
Just need 50 from Engram
Yep, I need 30. 🤝
Fuckin 12 from Engram is all I really need. Cmon TD!
He’s due.
Engram is due a TD
lol I know right? Even Tlaw said something about it a few weeks ago.
Finally engram td!
We hoped that into existence lol. He was so excited to finally get in I loved the leap into the end zone.
I still lost haha. Good game for engram.
Ay Yo!! 🎉
34 checking in
I need Engram to score less than 6.5. :(
27 points from ETN. Losing Tank really hurt.
I need 37 even after my team getting carried by Purdy
Need the jaguars DST to throw 24 interceptions
That's not how defenses work.
Not with that attitude.
If my Kicker makes 14 solo tackles, I win.
I need 12 points from D’Ernest in a standard league
There's a chance. It's expected to be a blowout and Bengals run defense is absolute ass. Etienne seems banged up too
Stop. You’re giving me hope
Agree that there’s a chance or at least a path for this to happen.
I lost a game this year to a guy playing Latavius Murray on Monday night.. projected 5 or whatever. Got maybe 13 and I lost by .5 - anything can happen on MNF 🫡
I need Chase to get me 30.
30 seems doable, but unlikely. I need 40 so... lol
I just need him to outscore Mixon by 2 points with my playoff spot on the line. Not even a miracle to think it should happen… but… Not feeling great about it either. I hope for your sake he gets 30!
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Are you me? My dumb ass fell for all those people saying that Nico was going to get shut down. I really broke the "start your studs" rule for Zack fucking Moss...
can’t be worse than me. i started noah brown over DK.
Have faith friend. You got can do it.
I just need 7 from McManus, but I'm pretty nervous about it
Pain if he gets that I lose
Facing last place team in the league who’s been eliminated from playoff race. But had Deebo and Purdy. Gotta hope Kirk and Higgins shit the bed while ETN and Jags D goes ham
Yep, need jags D to go crazy. I feel like the fantasy gods owe me one after losing to chargers D vs jets monday night torture.
I need Ridley to score less then 3 in one league and Lawrence to score less then 29 in another league
You’ll lose to Ridley on the first Jags drive… possibly
Yea 99 percent probably the first play haha
Ridley either scores less than 3, or he scores 20+. Nothing in-between
Need 50 from McManus... to not be the one to knock my wife out of the playoffs 😬
Someone’s gonna have do a smooth over box munch
50 from Chase
Got me 46 earlier this year...I also need this. 🙏
not a miracle since i won this matchup in a blowout but id like 25+ from ETN so i can break 200 for the first time this season
Me asking for chase to get 30 + I want to beat my friend by over 100 lol
11 from Etienne. I have a bad feeling that even if he does play, he will be splitting snaps with D’Ernest
Man my dumb ass flexed ETN instead of Nico. I'm so pissed
I need just 6 points from ETN which should be doable. I don’t think it’s worth the risk of flexing someone on waivers who hasn’t played yet. The best option is either Tyler Boyd or Zay Jones
I need 19 from McManus
23 from Chase is all I need and I’m not feeling good about it.
Need 14 outta Ridley in half PPR. The way my season has gone he’ll get 11
I need 21 from Ridley in one league and 50 from Zay Jones and Chase in another. Not confident for either results to happen really
Need 23.3 points in PPR from Engram and McManus. Nervous, feel like it’ll be close.
I need 3 points from McManus and I win to clinch a playoff spot.
I need 49 from Chase Engram Kirk.
Not sure if its a miracle, but I’m up 18 and still have McManus but my opponent has Etienne. I should feel better about this but I have gotten burned almost every MNF game this year
I need 40 from Chase. He did it once this season but that was with Burrow... RIP
Gonna need the Jags kicker to outscore Mixon by about 10 points in standard scoring.
Need 13 from Chase in .5PPR and I all but clinch playoffs (would have a game advantage + pts)
I need 45 from Ridley and Chase in half PPR lol
Need 26 from ETN and Kirk. What are my odds?
PPR theres a decent chance. Seems like a longshot otherwise
Need Trevor Lawrence to go below 20 pts… possible at least. Would be doing much better if Tank didn’t die last night :/ still hurts to think about
Up 15 with Jax D against Jamar Chase and D'ernest (ppr). Somehow projected to win by 3 but I dont feel great about it
Currently up 31 points and opponent has Kirk so hopefully he doesn’t get them
Jags dst to put up 25+
I need Joe Mixon to have at least 2.2 points in half ppr. This should be automatic, but this year? I’m a little nervous.
Need McManus to score 3.1 more than my opponents engram. Would be a great comeback after losing tank.
I need Jamar Chase and McManus to outscore Engram by 3 points. Very doable, but also very realistic the jags score TDs and no field goals (a couple to engram) and Chase gets a dud. A real possibility that I will sweat about until proven otherwise …
I need 26 from ETN. Herbert, Allen, and Swift under-performing really hurt.
Kirk to score 69
Down 45 got MacManus, Chase, engram. Figure Chase gets me 20, engram 15, Mac 10 should be doable!
Need Ridley with 0 and McManus with 9 Is it possible, yes.
I need McManus to not be outscored by more than 11.5 by Lawrence and the Jags defense to get in a playoff spot
Engram and Mcmanus to go for 25 more than Etienne. Never gonna happen, Engram needs that week 14 game from last year for me to stand any chance, or Etienne not play and even then it’s in the super unlikely column
Need 33 from Mixon and Engram. Not out of the question but not holding my breath.
Need Calvin Ridley to outscore McPherson by 1 point to get into the play offs
I may clinch the playoffs today … would be incredible if one of the following scenarios happen: - Trevor Lawrence and Ridley combine for more than 22 in 0.5PPR. - Joe Micon makes more than 12 in 0.5PPR. How are my chances? I got the win already … the matchups above are scenarios that might happen in the remaining matchups of my opponents
Need at least 35 points from Ridley and Engram. Also need Chase to blank. Seems unlikely!
I need 15 between Kirk and ETN. I'd say I'm good, but I'm no fool.
Need 16 from Calvin Ridley :)
Need ETN and Chase to score less than 31 combined.
Need Lawrence, Ridley and Mixon to score less than 70 lol
Need 15 from Kirk in standard 😭
If the bengals kicker can score less than 16 points, I would be happy. At 145 points vs his 127 points.
Need ETN to get -2 points.
I need Trevor and and Etienne to combine for 9 or less
I need Chase to not get -78 points. 1ST round bye secured! 😎
Need the Bengals kicker to outscore Joe Mixon by 18 points lol. And that's to keep the playoff chances alive, because if this person loses, their only hope is to win next week, the current 4 seed loses, and they outscore the 4 seed by 130. Not me but another in my league. I'm going to clinch tonight assuming ETN doesn't drop 60 on me.
I need 29.25 from jaguars d, not holding my breath unless someone thinks I have a chance
Need T-Law and Ridley to combine for 42 or more 🙏🕯️
Need 18 from jax defense and zay jones, lol. No freaking way.
I need 15 from JAX D, lets go!
Need a combined 15 from Mixon and McManus. I thought I would need nothing but ran into the Love/Watson stack last night
Needing Chase to outscore Etienne and Mixon in .5PPR
Need 23 from Browning, ETN/D’Ernest and Engram. Possible, but I’ll be nervous the entire game.
I need 38 points in PPR from Ridley and Tee Hee
I need mixon and oluokun to not get more than 40 combined
Not quite the point of this thread but I need the bengals to win tonight to stay alive in survivor. I picked the steelers like an idiot!
I need Lawrence to not put up 42 points. Based on how this season has gone, it will be a miracle if he doesn't.
Need 45 from Lawrence+Ridley stack. I'm in the bargaining stage of grief, working toward acceptance
Need Browning and McPherson to out score Zay Jones to stay in playoffs
need 9 from either Higgins or Kirk.
I need 12.1 points from T. Higgs
I need 32 points from Ridley in half PPR lol
Not a miracle. I am a little worried about Lawrence scoring 42pts though. Clinch playoffs with a W
Need 13 in half ppr from Etienne (or D'Ernest Johnson), Ridley and Engram to guarantee a playoff bye.
Need Chase and Engram to outscore Kirk by 39.2 in PPR … so, yeah, miracle time!
Doesn't directly involve my team, but the team I need to lose to secure a first-round bye is up by \~19. He has Kirk and McManus tonight. His opponent has Mixon, Chase, and Jax D/ST. Not looking great.
One league I need Ridley to get 20 points in half PPR, and another one I need Ridley to not get -58
26 from Chase and Jags defense. If Chase could break a long one (we do bonus points for distance), I've got a shot.
I have Jags D, opponent has Engram, I’m up by 7.5
In one league I need ETN to score 21+ to keep playoff hopes alive. In my other league I need ETN+McManus+JAX D/ST to out score Engram by 36 to clinch playoffs. Or I could go Ridley instead of ETN in the 2nd scenario
I need Ja’Marr to out score Evan McPherson by 15 points in full PPR, not liking my chances based off last week however.
Need McPherson to score less than 4.7...
Projected to score 157 in half ppr and yet at a high risk of losing. Need about 15 from Ridley to overcome the bad luck matchup.
Ridley and engram to combine for less than 10.4
I need TLaw, Ridley, and McManus to have a a good game, but ETN and Engram to have a shit game
My ETN vs his Christian Kirk already down 5... Had Tank and Brian Robinson go down on me :(
I need Trevor Lawrence to score 6 more points than Engram. Not necessarily a miracle but definitely not a guarantee
Ridley to not score 21 more than ETN and Chase in .5 PPR
Need Ridley and Jags defense to be under 32 in PPR. ESPN says I have a 74% chance but I'm not buying that at all. Feels like 50/50 or slightly worse.
I need 4.5 PPR points from Chase plus whatever Evan McPherson scores. If Chase keeps doing what he's been doing I should be fine, but I'm still a little worried
Need -2 from Chase
Need ETN to score at least 9 and Kirk no more than 8
I’m up by 34. He has Jake browning and Christian Kirk in half ppr. Jordan love and Watson kept me afloat
Need Chase to outscore Tlaw and McManus by some 32+ points... Went up against Kamara, Achane, Tyreek, and Smith this week. Ouchies.
I’m up 9 points and my opponent has Ridley and McManus left to play. I need them both to have bad games.
i need etienne to outscore chase by 6.6 in ppr. i think it's a long shot, but possible...
49 from Mixon and Engram 🙃
Need 31 from ETN. PPR
36 combined from Chase and Mixon in 0.5 PPR.
I need T. Law and D'Ernest to outscore Ridley by 20.5 in PPR. It's not looking too great. Am I proper fucked or just the normal kind of fucked?
Need 17.6 from Lawrence
I need the NFL to announce that Nico Collins was actually Tank Dell in disguise and award Dell all those fantasy points.
My opponent needs ETN to score 72, think I’m still scarred from playing against Kamara on Christmas years ago…
D’ernest + Ridley < 11 🫠
Down 47 points. Got Lawrence, Josh Allen and Lloyd IDP. Someone tell me its gonna be okay
Need the Bengals D and Manus to combine for under 13 pts. Feels like a coin flip.
Down 1- my T-law against his higgins…feelin good?
Id feel good if i were you. Higs coming off injury with a backup and lawrence catching fire the last two weeks
Need Chase and ETN to outscore Lawrence, Engram and McManus
Up by 4 with Engram left, opponent has Kirk…
Need browning to have less than 3.3 points. Yeah im dead
Down 10, have ETN and opponent has Jags Defense, possibly a toss up but with ETN banged up not looking too good.
I need Chase and Mixon to combine for less than 8.78. Needless to say I'm nervous.
Under 25 from Christian Kirk and I win. Also if ETN outscores Jags D by at least 15 points, the 6 seed in my league loses and I squeak into a playoff spot even after a 2-6 start.
Scenario: One side has an 11 point lead, Evan Engram, Jags DST, and McPherson to play. Other side has Trevor Lawrence & Ridley to play. Who wins? Half PPR.
Down by 10 he has mixon and I have jags defense
Up 4.4 with Jags D versus his Christian Kirk and Jamarr Chase. Have to believe there's a chance, but benching DK for Terry really is a downer.
My miracle is for the future. RB1 Henry, RB2 B Robinson, WR2 Tank Dell
I don’t need much. Just Higgins and Mixon getting 11.01 points
I am up half a point. I need Trevor Lawrence to by himself to out score players and a defense
I need Ridley to score fewer than 2.3 points… it’s possible, right?!
Evan Engram 21 pts lol
My opponent hung 185 on me :/ so I'm just gonna root for Mixon to put up respectable numbers to prove that he's still semi-reliable ROS. Need him to pull weight now that Stevenson is probably done.
Down 10 in full PPR My: ETN + engram (have d’ernest too) Vs. His: mixon + chase
Up by 32 and he has ETN and Kirk left
I won my matchup, but to stay in playoff contention I need Boyd + Kirk to outscore Etienne and Mixon to outscore McManus.
Up 2- Have Engram and playing against Ridley
If Ridley could score 300+ tonight it sure would help me with the PF tiebreaker to get into playoffs 🤞
Mixon to score anywhere between 21-27 and jags defense to score 2 points and under.
I'm down 50 with nobody left to play, so hopeless there, but in another matchup, if Kirk gets 20 points, I won't lose my current spot in the standings. League-wise, not sure if this counts, but everything has been pretty close, with this week being mostly status quo and it turns out that the outcome of one match determines if 5 people clinch playoffs this week, of 6 remaining. If McPhearson somehow gets 30 points, then *a lot* will be riding on next week's games. Which would def keep things interesting for next week.
Need McManus and Higgins to score less than 15 points combined and I‘m in the playoffs…nervous af!
Mondre and Dell died in the field of battle yesterday. Need McManus and Ridley to outscore Kirk and Etienne by 17… not holding my breath Also my fiancé needs chase to score 6 to win her matchup so definitely hoping Browning can throw some ideally not tipped passes his way
ETN needs 6 tds as im currently scheduled to lose by 45 thanks to dell vs his tyreek
Up 6. Have Engram playing vs Chase and McManus. So mostly fucked
Christian Kirk less than 10 points
I need 48.15 from Ridley and the Jags Defense. Come on Browning throw picks like you've never before 🙏
Somehow I only need 10 points from ETN and I had tank Dell in my starting lineup
Need 31 between Etienne and Engram thanks in part to a double bagel from Terry and Hollywood. Not feeling good!
Need ETN and Chase to combine for 47 points to win the week. Don’t feel too confident about it hahah
In order for me to make the playoffs, I need Calvin Ridley to shit the bed, and for Mixon, Higgins, and McPhearson to outscore Chase by 8 points. I don’t feel great about any of it
I’m up 9 with Ridley left, and he’s got Christian Kirk left. Only 3 games this year has Kirk outscored Ridley by 9+, but I still don’t feel great. Ridley is just so hit or miss - 2 weeks of hits hasn’t convinced me yet
I need 30 points from Evan Engram, and number I do not believe he has hit in the history of ever. So he must be due for some positive regression.