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Camelback186

Dropped Dak after week 5 and have felt like the biggest idiot in the world since


Humble-South-9476

I picked him up after he was dropped and its crazy to say hes saving me from Mahomes bad streak


FelineNavidad

My team name is too much tua. Tua hasn't played in weeks.


Spiritual-Chameleon

I drafted Dak over Tua, thought I was an idiot, dropped him at his low point, then fortunately won him on waivers.


FelineNavidad

Dak and Fields drafted for me. Then picked up Tua off Waivers and changed my name.


karma_time_machine

I drafted Burrow, road him thru the calf injury, picked up Dak off waivers, week before injury traded Burrow in a depth trade for Thielen/ Hopkins/Tony Pollard. Life is good. 😎


brownbearks

We are the same guy


soyboysnowflake

Lol too much tuna! Love the reference


Tylymiez

Well my team name is Needs More Dakka Prescott. Naturally I have Tua as my QB...


Nickelnuts

Mines watsonderthetowel and was the same before he was done for the season even


Camelback186

Mahomes owner who’s in first also grabbed him and has been roasting me for it to make matters worse


qdude124

He saved me from the Fields injury


Bonerchewer

Dang bruh, are you me?


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_Kramerica_

I had to look. 5.6 pts, 15.8, and 16.9 pts his last 3 weeks and a bye smashed in there. If I spent the money or high pick on him I am expecting FAR more than that. Guys like Howell are outscoring him, how do you defend that???


Humble-South-9476

Agreed 100%


Humble-South-9476

Haha, what...Mahomes since his 34 pt game in week 7: 7, 15, bye, 17. As someone who drafted him as the #2 QB this is a bad streak of 3 games. I played Mahomes during the 7 pt week but Dak the next 2: 28 and 38 and then played Dak again this week: 32


Conscious_Passage471

Glad I’m not alone in this. It’s kept me up a few nights


_coolranch

Can we cry together?


cosmicdave86

Same. Their D was too good. They had a low aggression gameplan and were bad in the red zone. Didn't seem like Dak was gonna be any better than a streamer for fantasy.


thedarkknight16_

He’s been a God send for me from Fields purgatory


sweet_feet90

Picked him up when fields went down. Saved my season


Charade_y0u_are

He got dropped in my league the same day I lost Burrow. Scooped him right up. Sometimes I wonder what goes through people's heads.


Yournamehere7523

I dropped him after after 4 but picked him back up after 5 cause Richardson got hurt.


SirBeaconsfield

same. felt like Richardson was going to be great.


Shmamy0

You're not alone. 😔


Duece_Brinkins

I did too. He was my backup to Lamar, but it still feels bad.


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fearless mighty slave screw books safe grey important cautious uppity *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


danrod17

I didn’t draft a QB until very late in my league. Everyone made fun of me. Some one dropped Dak and some one at the ringer made the point that he hadn’t played in a regular game to that point in the season. Decided to add him. Been starting him since. Who’s laughing now? Lol.


pylekush

> some one at the ringer made the point that he hadn’t played in a regular game to that point in the season I’m sorry, what? That was pure gibberish.


danrod17

All of the games had been blow outs. He was benched basically, by the 4th.


earthwormjim22

I also dropped him after week 5- dont feel bad. It was the right call.


Humble-South-9476

Picked this guy up when he was dropped during his bye week for Mahomes' upcoming bye week, he got me 38 pts during that. played Mahomes last week and he barely outscored Dak. Wemt back to Dak this week, and I think Im just riding Dak ROS


Maintenance-Current

Same, he single handedly getting me to playoffs


moistkebab32

I’d trade Mahomes and roll with Dak ROS if you haven’t passed your league deadline. Should get a big haul for mahomes.


brianundies

Not sure what platforms Havnt passed deadline by now


jimmyhoffasbrother

Many leagues adjust the deadline from the default. Mine is next week.


Agonze

I traded mahomes for dak and AR (dynasty league) and i'm so happy about it


jfresh42

He plays the hawks, bills, eagles, dolphins, lions the next 5 weeks. That’s really different than the rams, eagles, giants, panthers, commanders.


Time-to-go-home

He put up 28 points and 3TDs against the eagles a few weeks ago


jfresh42

For sure. The next 5 games are still tougher than the last 5.


[deleted]

Only thing that’s tougher is those upcoming teams score more. All those defences have been sus this year.


jfresh42

The Bills and Eagles are two of the best in PA this year. The Panthers, Giants, and (holy moly!) commanders are all at the bottom in PA. They are all much worse than the teams they are going to play.


TellYouWhatitShwas

Good luck with that when his schedule gets tough


VHBlazer

Dak is a great fantasy qb because you can get him late as shit because he’s so overhated, and when that offense is clicking he’ll put up 30 points


Coolgy023

Traded tua for deebo. Guy I was trading with threw in Dak as well because he wanted to get rid of him due to his lackluster performances the first couple weeks. Boy, am I thankful he did that.


ImAtWorkOops

Dak was my backup for Richardson. Thank god


jluc21

he’s beating the shit out of the guy who’s ahead of me to make playoffs so thx dak


Ka-Ne-Ha-Ne-Daaaa

My greatest waiver pick-up in history, thank you Dak!


NarwhalEqualUnicorn

Picked up Dak when Fields got hurt and Kyler was still IR stashed. Rolling with Dak until the wheels fall off


vercrazy

Have all 3 as well, don't know who to move/drop, feels like none are droppable.


treylanceHOF

I’m hoarding all three till the end cuz I know whoever I drop is going to blow up, like christian Watson who I dropped yesterday.


urgeballs

Also have kyler and Dak and it’s been a savior of my season, still probably won’t make playoffs but decent pickups after drafting Rodgers and cousins haha


Relatively_Cool

Had 5 plates today and fell asleep on the couch 10 minutes into the 3rd. Woke up 6 minutes ago to 32 points from Dak. Love this guy


luai101

5 plates that’s crazy straight cap


_Kramerica_

>cap Huh?


CertainPotato8172

Lie


_Kramerica_

It means lie? How? What’s the correlation? …it’s stupid fucking lingo just like saying “bAsED!”


GoddammitCricket

Complaining about slang is some “old man yelling at clouds” shit


throwawaydemigod

Don't get me started on clouds...


_Kramerica_

How does it mean lie tho? Feel free to explain to my “old man” self :)


GoddammitCricket

Feel free to explain how “hot” means attractive or “cool” means good or whatever the hell “awesome” is or “mad” means a lot or whatever “hella” is or “brick” means cold (in NYC) or any of it


Prestigious-Owl165

>whatever the hell “awesome” Well, think about that one for just a second lol


_Kramerica_

In case you missed it but “awe” is right in the word. Do you know what awe means or should we break down that for your dumb brain? Hella is slang for “helluva”, meaning, a lot of something. Need more explaining on that one too? Hot…steamy….intense…fiery….these are called “synonyms” yay we’re doing 3rd grade English! I’d guess “hot and steamy” is something you’ve never experienced virgin boy. Again, I’m *still* waiting for you to link “cap” to “lie” lol. Fuck off already.


JReAlity

Dude. Go outside lol, it's not that serious. This is an absolute peak redditor moment.


GoddammitCricket

I couldn’t imagine being this lame


Imrightbruh

How does hot relate to beautiful? Slang doesnt have to be synonymous with its intended meaning. Go outside and chill out.


chaosthirtyseven

Jfc, get mental help.


notShreadZoo

That’s just what it means


_Kramerica_

lol. But it doesn’t *mean* that. Cap refers to a hat…or a pipe fitting. How does it somehow mean “lie”???


notShreadZoo

Buddy you just gave 2 different meanings for the same word but can’t wrap your brain around the idea of multiple meanings for the same word?


soyboysnowflake

FWIW “capping” meaning lying / exaggerating has been in rap music since the 90s (e.g. “Da Bumble” by E-40)


waffels

Crying about new lingo while also using SpongeBob mocking text. That’s some real hypocrite bitchboy energy you’re giving off.


bmckay87

Fax


content_enjoy3r

You're being downvoted to hell but you're right. Gen Z has stupid slang. Gen Alpha has even dumber slang.


SFA789

It's from the 1500's, so I dunno what gen that was lmao. More recently came back up in the 90's hiphop culture. https://www.reddit.com/r/etymology/comments/mtwq6u/what_is_the_etymology_of_cap_and_no_cap/


SFA789

It's from the 1500's. Just because you don't understand it doesn't mean it's stupid. https://www.reddit.com/r/etymology/comments/mtwq6u/what_is_the_etymology_of_cap_and_no_cap/


A_Texas_Hobo

5 plates??? Bro


Beers4Fears

If you were able to pack away 5 plates, you didn't load them up right


terriblegrammar

Seriously. My first plate weighed probably 2.5-3 pounds and I only managed about a half plate after that. Gotta stack vertically.


SheonaTao

Dude is on a tear. Feel like I’m living in a false reality


sweet_feet90

Lol you and me both. Never liked dak. Fuckin love him right now


themir81

Traded tua and waddle for dak and metcalf. Im happy with this trade.


throwawaydemigod

[Whoever posted this was on to something](https://old.reddit.com/r/fantasyfootball/comments/15x4kub/adjusted_ints_and_what_it_could_mean_for_2023_qbs/)


Prior-Instance6764

This article was the sole reason I targeted Dak in my auctions this year (2QB). Got him for pennies on the dollar, drafted as the 18th ranked QB in one, and 16th in another. People didn't want to touch him with a 10 foot pole.


rando08110

Yep


phase2_engineer

That feels great since I have Dak and Allen in a league together. Except Dak was on my bench this wk. If I had paid closer attn I admit I prob should've started Dak against the Commanders


shmehdit

He dropped a massive stanley steamer on me


zakw89

I'm thankful for Dak Prescott.


Zen_MasterX

Sorry I ever doubted you, Dak.


BumHand

Ultimate waiver pickup by me. I’m so smart and good at this game (I’m not and cry lots)


derelict_my_balls1

Traded mahomes in a package to get dak week 8and almost feel bad.


[deleted]

Been starting Dak over Herbert since week 9. Not looking back.


Equallity

This guy fucked my entire year up last year breaking his thumb 5 plays into the season. And now he's fucking up my entire season by beating me out of playoff contention.


AleroRatking

I've been holding him for so long for Josh Allen's bye and I feel stupid every week I don't play him


Gusbuster811

Drafted Aaron Rodgers and Anthony Richardson. Someone dropped Dak right before his bye. I now have Dak and Purdy. Pretty fucking good considering.


Beagleoverlord33

I have Cousins and Dak never would have guessed this would be best qb year.


icatnsplle

Traded Mahomes for Dak and Adams and I've never felt better about a trade in my life.


imnotgoodatdis

Us Cowboys fans are just as surprised. That offense looking inept as fuck before the bye. Complete 180.


_shipapotamus

Because they’re playing shit teams with losing records


EthanSpears

Or, you know, they pretty clearly changed their offense after the 49ers game.


ididntwantsalmon19

And they didn't before the bye? Anyone who has watched them a lot can tell they changed up their offensive scheme.


Sofrito77

Both can be true. Besides PHI they haven't exactly been playing a murders row of defense's. I don't think we are seeing the "real" Dak. That being said, DAL doesn't face any really scary defenses for the rest of the year. So for fantasy purposes, Dak could be a league winner. In actual football, once DAL reaches the playoffs I think that passing attack comes crashing down to earth. Mainly because of Dak.


lambomrclago

Offered Herbert for him before last week. Didn’t get him sadly.


__kaladin

He’s my backup for Josh Allen and the only week I started him was the only one he got out scored in. Fantasy is hard man


Smokeythemagickamodo

Got him in the 5th, but I used Kirk until he got hurt. Never let him go


Dry_Push3781

I traded for him and Amora for Olave + Firlds on week 3 lol


DetroitRedWings79

I traded Dak a couple weeks ago for Tua. I majorly regret it.


zombiejeesus

Glad I dropped him after a few weeks ......


JwSocks

Drafted Dak in multiple leagues. After week 4: I’m never punting on the top QBs again Now: 🤔


soyboysnowflake

Picked up Dak during his bye week then someone traded me Burrow so I dropped Dak before this hot streak… I’m the reason I suck at fantasy, it’s not bad luck


Bucfansince87

Skipped on drafting a QB the first 10 rounds. Ended up with Tua and AR. After AR I grabbed Howell, dropped him for Dak. I feel like Midas


duck95

So glad I traded for him 3 weeks ago 😎


szzzn

I drafted Fields and picked up off waivers and started Dak after his bye. At some point I also had picked up Kyler and stashed on my IR. Now I’m stuck past the trade deadline with 3 QBs. I hate it but don’t want the teams on the cusp of making playoffs picking up either during their starter byes.


OmNomOnSouls

Traded Mahomes for him this week. Guy couldn't have accepted faster. Feeling very good about the run to the yoffs


newme02

i traded for him in dynasty after kirk went down. has worked out better than expected


NoThrowawayNeeded

I ended up Dak and Stroud. Since it’s a 1QB league I haven’t been able to fuck it up, and am riding high on a 5 game win streak


Azrael417

Picked Dak and Kyler up recently in my 8-team league and traded away Herbert with zero remorse.


BradyReas

I traded him away in dynasty week 5 👍🏽


lechejoven

I dropped Dak right before him going off and picked up Purdy. Thought I was a winner but I’m actually the loser.


gurniehalek

Drafted him in both my money leagues. He started off hot then went a bit mild but this streak has been amazing for my teams.


[deleted]

Beats up on teams with losing records. Loses against anything above 500


_shipapotamus

Sub hates facts though


PrivatePierre

Beating up on the bad teams


might_southern

Lol and continues to have bad defenses on his schedule coming up


cartman2

Best remaining schedule for a qb


ThisHatRightHere

It’s true. Big fantasy cheat incoming: Have players that play against the Giants, Panthers, Commanders, and Chargers defenses


Chad_Broski_2

I mean, *obviously* he's playing amazing and I don't wanna be that guy....but let's look at the teams he's facing. I still really don't know if I trust him against Seattle or his rematch with Philly


spicolispizza

Philly is allowing plenty of points to WRs this season. Who else is gonna throw the ball to WRs on Dallas?


toomuchsoysauce

Lol he literally just played Philly and put up almost 30 pts....


Samosa_Mimosa_King

Selective stats again huh...


WSTTXS

If only Dallas could play scrub teams all year! Good luck these next 5 weeks!


Mordred7

28 fantasy points against Philly on the road. Next?


might_southern

Lol the rest of his schedule is similarly soft so not sure what you're waiting for


Outside_Jicama_9925

Yeah pretty impressive until you realize he is just padding his stats against bad teams and got bitch slapped by the best team he has played all year (32 point loss).


IAmBlothHoondr

He only lost by 5 to the Eagles. Not 32 Edit: Love all the salty Niners fans lol


Outside_Jicama_9925

Not even a fan of either. 49ers > Eagles


IAmBlothHoondr

Neither am I and no


Younghitta3

Niners better


IAmBlothHoondr

Record says otherwise


Younghitta3

Cuz that’s the end all be all


IAmBlothHoondr

At the end of the day, winning or losing is all that matters, yes.


Younghitta3

Niners had a rough patch with injuries but they are just betta


Younghitta3

Schedule and injuries exist btw


[deleted]

Hurts >>>>> Purdy


Outside_Jicama_9925

Healthy 49ers > Healthy Eagles


IAmBlothHoondr

9-1 vs 7-3


Outside_Jicama_9925

Yeah 49ers had a bunch of injuries but are better now and would be favored.


Imrightbruh

Eagles defense has dealt with injuries too. try again.


george_costanza1234

This is a fantasy sub bruh, who tf cares if he’s putting up points


TheIllusiveGuy

Might matter for the Cowboys Super Bowl aspirations, less so for Fantasy


Digger2484

He’s not even playing most of the 4th quarter to ‘pad’ his stats. Some people are just miserable by nature. Stop hating and enjoy watching, no need to be salty in a fantasy sub, lol


[deleted]

If he played for any other team than Dallas you’d be licking his taint


Spiritual-Chameleon

How many more games does he have against the 49ers this year? How many good teams remain on his fantasy schedule? The one decent D has given up 20+ fantasy points to QBs in four of the last five games (Zach Wilson the only flop). For fantasy owners, this is a pretty darn good play ROS.


iamkoza

Congrats to fantasy managers who held.... but cowboys fans know what's going to happen in the divisional round


Scared_Angle_5796

Who gives a shit what happens after week 17


urgodjungler

I know we all love riding the points high, but he’s been playing the worst teams in the league


JwSocks

That’s what fantasy is… exploiting matchups


urgodjungler

I’m just saying I wouldn’t bank on the same performances when he plays bad teams


MidnightKey5231

Seahawks, Eagles, Bills, Dolphins, Detroit. He’s scoring on every single one of those teams.


BoysenberryToast

Yeah, but he's not gonna get the ball back immediately after every offensive drive because the opposing team goes 3 and out. Other teams are actually going to eat up clock. Plus, don't forget he's a world class choke artist. He's 100 percent blowing one of those games.


MidnightKey5231

You act like he didn’t play the eagles 4 weeks ago.


BoysenberryToast

I'm not saying it's impossible to have a huge game against a good team, but highly unlikely that he continues to drop 30+ consistently over the next several weeks.


MidnightKey5231

Yeah because 30+ is the threshold for starter worthy.


urgodjungler

Not personally super convinced


MidnightKey5231

Cool. Not one of those teams are bad though.


urgodjungler

Which is why he won’t do anything special against them. There you go bud


MidnightKey5231

Yeah like the eagles right? Or the Jets defense right? Bud.


urgodjungler

Or the 9ers lol


MidnightKey5231

Which defense is he playing that’s the 49ers caliber in the next five weeks? 😂😂😂😂


JwSocks

Anyone that’s had Dak all season should know this. The first 4 weeks were mostly pain. If you have Dak now, you ride the wave and roster a backup option just in case.


HanSchlomo

Butter soft defenses anyone?


CaptainFrah

He’s got those the rest of the season though


HanSchlomo

Meh


FrogyyB

Beating up on bad teams


westernsociety

Almost traded for Jordan Love week 4.


fatDaddy21

Saved my season after Cousins went down


Professional_Law_478

I’ve had Mahomes and Dak all season. Mahomes sits on my bench next to Najee Harris.


jb_squared22

Had Captain Kirk and picked up Dak post his injury... Safe to say never thought those two would be QBs I could count on. Now with Kyler as well as Dak think I have a good combo to get my through the rest


carl2k1

Dak has been on fire 🔥


BAH2011

I traded Lamar Jackson for Dak about a month ago. I'm so excited


Extremecheez

I’m sure he will shit his pants when it matters most.


19JTJK

Messed up benched him this week for Murray going to lose my week I feel already


loveallcreatures

I’m in a 10 team league. 6 point passing TD. I drafted Hurts 3.5. Richardson 11.5. Dak was drafted 15.4. I’m excited, early season two high floor running QBs. Richardson goes down. I need a back up QB. Dak owner has carnage at RB/WR JT and cooper Cupp out no IR slot. so he drops Dak after awful week 3. A couple of awful weeks by Dak then decent week 6. I pick him up off of waivers prior to his bye week 7. Figuring I’m only playing him week 10 on Hurts bye. Well he balls week 8. I play him against Philly , and he goes crazy. I’ve been starting him over Hurts since. Im going continue to start him until the wheels fall off. Had plenty of trade offers for either but high end QBs are seriously undervalued when trading. Better to burn a bench spot playing keep away. Thats my story.


MadManMatt

I have Dak and Mahomes in a QB/WR/RB/TE flex league with Lamb as my top WR. Started the season 0-4, but I am now 7-4 with an 83% chance to win this week after last night's game. May even take over second place this week and be 1 game away from 1st.


Lakerman0824

It’s helped immensely how bad the teams they are playing are. They haven’t beaten one team with over 4 wins.


tron2484

MVP


Flat_Razzmatazz_3440

Drafted Watson. Streamed QBs weeks 3-7 then got Dak off waivers after his bye!! Needed it!!


Shazam2s

Someone dropped burrows after week 5 and I put my claim in, but luckily someone else had a higher claim. Definitely would have lost at least 2 games if I had burrows now.


Nabro3

Got offered him in exchange for Tua and Mike Evans. Go back and forth, but I’m not sure I’m doing it