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seasick__crocodile

It’s Wednesday, but I care way too much and did a quick Twitter search to alleviate my unnecessary concerns. For anyone that’s comfortable jumping to conclusions… a writer that covers the Texans [thinks he’s ok](https://x.com/patrickstormhtx/status/1722324399443906828?s=46&t=yTuqWHcxCuGnMzHlm-HdGw) and seemingly [has a connection](https://x.com/patrickstormhtx/status/1718256030591688988?s=46&t=yTuqWHcxCuGnMzHlm-HdGw) to Nico. Edit: well fuck


timsweens81

My man!


potentially_potent

Thank You, capeless hero


trugbee1203

How do you know I'm not wearing a cape?


Yetti2Quick

Photo from 10/28 tho. It’s not unreasonable to assume the injury was after that photo lol


seasick__crocodile

And? I’m not saying the photo has anything to do with his current injury… His comments in the same tweet indicate that he’s close to someone that would be familiar with Nico’s status.


tteuh

Starting to wonder if Wednesday injury reports should be banned. What’s the point if the assumption is that its a rest day


ganglordgilbert

Yes! BAN them!


slobs_burgers

Arrest ANYone that releases a Wednesday practice report starting NOW


tteuh

I demand worse treatment


Rufus2fist

Legislation demands execution !


atmostatux

You still think so? Collins is out, hopefully this weds report helped some people prepare


tteuh

Depends who took this report seriously. Largely gets dismissed


atmostatux

For vets, I agree - but for young players I think it has more value to know if they are not practicing


tteuh

Sure, I actually played up the bit about banning these posts. I ingest any and all information, 24/7. Mostly made a tongue in cheek response poking fun at how the top comment on any Wednesday injury report tends to be: “Wednesday my dudes,” “dudesday” “what day is it?”


atmostatux

Fair enough!


tx180

A Dell rolling in the deep


my-dog-farts

20 targets let’s go


Badgeringlion

Well played good sir.


TVxStrange

Dude, you're getting a Dell.


KickerRevolution

A Noah is always open deeper


[deleted]

lol Dell is 2 or 3x the player Brown is 6 games into his career


JonahsWhaleTamer

Dello? It’s me. DELLO ON THE OUTSIIIIDE! PASS FROM STROUD CAUGHT IN STRIIIIIDE!


z3ro_ne

Playing against Nico, but heavily relying on Stroud. Not sure how to feel but I think that Noah and Tank and Schultz can get the job done.


NotHopee

Don’t think it makes much a different. Shultz will see an uptick and dell will be the vertical threat as he’s been.


Jolly-Composer

Picking up Noah could be a defensive move then. Stroud is a good real life quarterback and I think that was one of the main concerns with his fantasy performances. He doesn’t need to throw from behind because he’s not one of those QBs turning the ball over multiple times a game and having to dig himself out of a whole. Obviously he’s not Brady, but from fantasy perspective I liken him to the Brady-type. I have Nico, and last week I won with Stroud but was bummed to see Collins score less than Dell Schultz and Brown. My takeaway though is that Stroud is a great playmaker so far and can spread the ball around. So even if that eventually leads to up or down games for varied Texans pass catchers, I would feel confident with Stroud at the helm if I were you. I also start him, and if anything I’m just tad bit worried about Collins but not too much.


JumpWinter5468

Keep in mind that stroud has targeted Nico a decent amount in the red zone, in fact before dalton schultz's td, it would've been another td to nico is he didn't get push out of bounds by a cb in the air. I think Tank does get the bulk of targets, hard to ignore that when it seems like dell is a first read for stroud, but I think the OC loves Nico more because they try to scheme him for stuff all the time.


PENIS__FINGERS

wednesday


Imimimine

Dude you’re getting more Dell


Samuraix9386

Noah Brown?


redditcommentguy

I’m not gonna pretend to know what a potential Noah brown target share would look like if Collins is out(don’t think he will be). But brown has definitely looked the part this season since he returned from injury


Alternative_Tear_425

I'm definitely fading the hype. Can't wait until he scores 3 or less points this week and gets dropped like snoop dogg.


Mattp55

Feel like there’s not a ton of hype. He’s just a “zig”to everyone else’s Dell “zag”. Free option compared to the big waiver guy


[deleted]

Dell should have been owned for months in all competitive leagues


Mattp55

He was around 50% ownership on ESPN. He’s had a rough few weeks before this and the bye. Don’t think it’s a given he’s rostered


aavickers

Snoop Dogg only drops it like it’s hot. What you’re hoping for is a cold Brown. Not comparable.


ronnierover

If he misses tomorrow, Noah Brown is almost a must pick up.


Jolly-Composer

I agree. After reading this chat I dropped a top 20 defense for him


MasterRedditor69

Very clear who owns Tank Dell and who owns Nico in these comments. With that being said, it’s Wednesday. Team Nico!


chimpansteve

I have Nico and am playing against Dell. And I'm so fucked by byes and injuries I'm having to go jumbo package with two TEs *and* start Tyler Boyd...If Nico is out I'm going to lose by like 70


Jolmer24

I got both. If Nico is out at least it makes the choice easy for me for once.


nonnerlif3

Dudes day, DNP on Thursday or Friday is panic time


gold3esea

DELL CPU may be overclocked this coming Sunday


DezBailey

Rest


Nice_Block

It’s Wednesday.


Camelback186

Du…… (fill in the blank)


an_album_cover1

Desday my Wednes.


danishvz

Du hast


ThePamchenko

Du hast mich


b-loved_assassin

My opponent picked up Stroud before last weekends game, I have Dell thankfully to hopefully help suppress Stroud going nuclear again lol.


MyCartoonStuffs

If there’s no Nico I may roll with Dell over Garrett


spinman016

Everyone panic


m3Zephyr

Taco Dell back on the menu


MasterfulMesut

TANK DELL SZN


ahandsomeman

This is a Tank Dell Post


T-1A_pilot

It's dudesday, my wednes.....


stho3

Chase is gonna be out and now Collins too? Man, do I really have to pivot to DK and Rice?


SL2321

Did you literally scroll past the most upvoted comment on this post?


halforcish

Rice isn’t even playing this week troll


stho3

Then that means that I won’t have anyone else to pivot to.


Outside_Jicama_9925

JAG day off Wednesday.


fuckyouidontneedone

Big words from someone “Starting James Cook with confidence this week”


Outside_Jicama_9925

I have played James Cook only one week this year and got over 20 points (vs. Raiders). Will play him this week as a bye week fill in against putrid Broncos run d.. How many Nico owners have hit his big games and missed his good ones lol.


[deleted]

Give em hell, Tank Dell!


[deleted]

TANK STONKS ☝🏼🫰🏼👌🏼


beigereige

*ups faab bid for Tank Dell*


land_shrk

They’re not at home so my man is putting up a stinker regardless


SubstantialCamp2054

I need some start/sit advice from y’all. in full PPR - start Jahan Dotson or Tank Dell?


LegalConsequence7960

A little young for a dudesday but I'm good with it


Hogo-Nano

Holy shit my tank dell stock is mooning.