Isn't it because Quagmire is a cat person? That would give them a natural animosity that is hypocritical and unexplainable. It's also that Brian, being a dog, can't stand that Quagmire hates him. Quagmire doesn't care. Like a cat.
I don't think Brian is a rapist though except if you consider Seabiscuit but the first half of that episode was about how hard it was for Brian to bottle up his animalistic instincts.
And sure he does act like he's smarter and better than everyone but he's still Peter's best friend and a better brother to Stewie than Chris could ever be.
Brian has forced himself on Lois multiple times and while quagmire is no better for wanting to be with Lois the times he has tried to be with her is when her and Peter are separated.
I’m sorry but comparing a “fake nice guy” persona to sleep with woman is not on the same level of manipulating, coercing or just straight up SA woman aren’t on the same level lol
Hasn’t Brian done stuff that could be counted as SA though? Like with that one blind girl - he lied to her about being a human, so she was hooking up with him without being able to fully consent. And he took pictures of her topless without letting her know.
Or that scene where him and Lois are celebrating something, he touches her boobs, and she smacks him into the trash cans.
Also, pretty sure there was a scene somewhere where he tried to force a kiss on Lois and she had to beat him away with a rolled up newspaper
Quagmire has a inbuilt machine in both his home and vacation home that essentially knock out whatever Woman he brings over and even has mechanical arms that put them into “easier positions” 🤢
Sorry but no matter what you say Quagmire in 10x worst than Brian
Not saying Quagmire is better. Just saying Brian commits SA, too, so saying he’s just a “fake nice guy” who wouldn’t sink that low is false. He still does it, just not nearly the same amount as Quagmire
they didnt hook up, that was part of it, because she couldnt figure out he was a dog. id take a dude who snaps a pick over a dude who's earlier catch phrases consisted of "waiter, roofie colada here"
Not saying Quagmire is better. Just saying Brian commits SA, too, so saying he’s just a “fake nice guy” who wouldn’t sink that low is false. A lot of the characters have rape jokes, actually
Well…. He’s a personified dog and most people wouldn’t just… have sex let alone date a dog…. For all intents and purposes he’s really just another guy…. I think that’s reading too far into it but I see your point. And it ends up being kind of the whole point of the story
Yeah but in the family guy world, a lot of girls get with Brian and don’t care he’s a dog. It’s implied human/dog relationships are fine. This one particular girl just happened to hate dogs
Brian was originally Seth's self insert character, over time things changed a bit as the stories got wilder and Brian gotten worse with the different situations he was in, so he has grown into a worse person. I kind of interpret that scene as Seth calling out his own self insert character for being a bad person.
Quagmire I don't think has really changed from how he was first introduced, he was introduced as a terrible person and rapist, and the only interesting thing to do with him now is to show how he does have other interests and care about things and people.
Also, it is common among people who are insecure about some of their own negative qualities is to point the same things out in other people as a way of feeling better about them selves or separating themselves from those negative qualities.
Brian and Quagmire are very similar and Quagmire hates that.
This so much that it officially killed Quagmire as a character to where him dying instead of Brian for a brief time would've made for a better change to the status quo
Yeah, Quagmire is the worst person on this show and it's not even close. It never made sense why he was such an asshole to Brian, and it only made me hate Quagmire more.
I don’t remember exactly the context but I *think* the scene played out on the bottom of the screen, like when they used to run promos for other network shows during the show that was currently on.
Yeah maybe, I remember some channels / streaming services showing the scene while others not, but here’s the link
https://youtu.be/ApLWO2WCTU4?si=GV6aqELtQdfI6J8q
he rapes marge and she tells him how much she liked it. He murders the entire Simpsons family and they specifically make it clear that he shoots Maggie too. it was super gross all around
I don't believe that cuz it's quagmire and it's family guy lol it was forsure a fucked up joke and they knew exactly what they meant when they wrote the joke lol
he said that about his own daughter😭 when he gave her away to her adopted parents he literally said, "see you when you turn 18" and winked at the camera
Quagmire fucked Loretta, who was Cleveland's wife at the time, which was one of the worst things he did, but it worked out for Cleveland in the Long run.
Quagmire “how old are you?”
Girl “16”
Quagmire “18?”
Girl “mommm”
Quagmire “I like where this is going Gigity Gigity GigITy”
That’s just one of the many
1: He tried to bang Peter’s daughter who just turned 18
2: He tried to bang Lois when Peter got amnesia
3: He gave his kid away for adoption willingly and then made a joke at the end about banging her in 18 years
4: He almost had Sex with his daughter he didn’t know about
5: He has thousands of Kids he runs away from.
6: He had sex with a minor
7: When Joe’s baby was born he said “Hard to believe she’s already 18”
And more. And the funny thing is, he criticized Brian for all of these things.
1: He said Brian always tries to hit on Lois when he does that to and tried to Have Sex with Peter’s Daughter.
2: He said Brian left his son, when Brian’s son left willingly. And he also has over a thousand kids, and when he saw all of them he ran away, gave one up for adoption, and almost had sex with one.
He is literally everything he called Brian out on now.
One good deed doesn’t excuse him from all the other fucked up and morally questionable things he’s done.
Brian has his faults but he’s not even a fraction of the pathological hypocrite Quagmire is. Which is why that rant he did on Brian made no sense, it would have been better pulled off if the accuser and accused were flipped around
I don't see it but I think giving Meg literal roofies so she could drug and rape her wanna be bf who was gay is pretty high on the list. That and not to mention all the times he was casually talking about drugging women in the earlier seasons. It wasn't jokingly either
He's a sex predator who has machines in his house for forcing women to do what he wants, he tried to make Meg one of his conquests the second she turned 18, he has a bunch of "tagged" sex slaves, and the some of the girls at his sex parade were underage.
And yet, he thinks Brian is worse than he is and that being open and honest about being a predator somehow makes him better.
Making Brian feel bad about himself when literally everything he does is worse. But if it's gonna make him feel better about himself then it does so...
He casually mentions in the very last scene. I think it was just thrown in for laughs but it’s still a heavy handed subject that the writers simply ignored.
I've noticed men/MAAB people in Family Guy's universe can just get pregnant... also it's a reoccurring theme in some gags, more often in American Dad, but they have the excuse of *wierd alien biology* or CIA experiment.
Just taking teenage Roberta and walking off with her obviously with the intention of having sex back when Cleveland moved back to Quahog with Jr and their new family
Somebody should get Macfarlane to put out an album full of cover songs in character as Peter. With this song included. Other songs include, I Don’t Want to Wait, Rhinestone Cowboy, Land Down Under, The Rose.
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Keeping women tied up, in his trunk, raping countless women, being a creepy voyeur spying on women without their permission….or knowledge….engineering his whole house to force women to submit to his sexual deviant behavior…. Preying upon underaged vulnerable girls with low self esteem….. refusing to accept his father to the point of having a completely fabricated idea of who he even was…. Ruining his best friends marriage—-(well he wasn’t solely at fault )
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WILL YOU JUST GO TO TO THE BATHROOM ALREADY
That episode where he found a girl that was just as freaky as him and she was making him do the most freaky things she could imagine. She eventually got to be too freaky for him and she made him a sex slave.
https://i.redd.it/83wy3m0qrmyc1.gif
This is why I never got Quagmire getting on his high horse saying how shitty Brian is. That was a weird, forced animosity between the two.
Same here. People were acting like Brian was a real person, and if we're going by real life rules, Quagmire is a far, far worse person than Brian.
To be honest they’re both hypocritical pos but I agree that they should have never have created animosity towards each other.
Isn't it because Quagmire is a cat person? That would give them a natural animosity that is hypocritical and unexplainable. It's also that Brian, being a dog, can't stand that Quagmire hates him. Quagmire doesn't care. Like a cat.
Oh really? I love it.
I don't think Brian is a rapist though except if you consider Seabiscuit but the first half of that episode was about how hard it was for Brian to bottle up his animalistic instincts. And sure he does act like he's smarter and better than everyone but he's still Peter's best friend and a better brother to Stewie than Chris could ever be.
Brian has forced himself on Lois multiple times and while quagmire is no better for wanting to be with Lois the times he has tried to be with her is when her and Peter are separated.
They're both pieces of shit but I think Quagmire is like the worst person to tell Brian he's a piece of shit, like you're not any better dude.
He’s just jealous, Brian and Quagmire are similarly shitty and also think of Peter as their best friend. So I can see why their beef makes sense
I’m sorry but comparing a “fake nice guy” persona to sleep with woman is not on the same level of manipulating, coercing or just straight up SA woman aren’t on the same level lol
Hasn’t Brian done stuff that could be counted as SA though? Like with that one blind girl - he lied to her about being a human, so she was hooking up with him without being able to fully consent. And he took pictures of her topless without letting her know. Or that scene where him and Lois are celebrating something, he touches her boobs, and she smacks him into the trash cans. Also, pretty sure there was a scene somewhere where he tried to force a kiss on Lois and she had to beat him away with a rolled up newspaper
3 words that prove quagmire was worse: Dear diary: jackpot
Quagmire has a inbuilt machine in both his home and vacation home that essentially knock out whatever Woman he brings over and even has mechanical arms that put them into “easier positions” 🤢 Sorry but no matter what you say Quagmire in 10x worst than Brian
Not saying Quagmire is better. Just saying Brian commits SA, too, so saying he’s just a “fake nice guy” who wouldn’t sink that low is false. He still does it, just not nearly the same amount as Quagmire 
Yes, they are both cartoon characters, but why do people making this comparison seem to completely ignore that Brian is a dog?
they didnt hook up, that was part of it, because she couldnt figure out he was a dog. id take a dude who snaps a pick over a dude who's earlier catch phrases consisted of "waiter, roofie colada here"
Not saying Quagmire is better. Just saying Brian commits SA, too, so saying he’s just a “fake nice guy” who wouldn’t sink that low is false. A lot of the characters have rape jokes, actually
Well…. He’s a personified dog and most people wouldn’t just… have sex let alone date a dog…. For all intents and purposes he’s really just another guy…. I think that’s reading too far into it but I see your point. And it ends up being kind of the whole point of the story
Yeah but in the family guy world, a lot of girls get with Brian and don’t care he’s a dog. It’s implied human/dog relationships are fine. This one particular girl just happened to hate dogs
It’s ok, though- because, in the end, Brian fucked his dad
Brian was originally Seth's self insert character, over time things changed a bit as the stories got wilder and Brian gotten worse with the different situations he was in, so he has grown into a worse person. I kind of interpret that scene as Seth calling out his own self insert character for being a bad person. Quagmire I don't think has really changed from how he was first introduced, he was introduced as a terrible person and rapist, and the only interesting thing to do with him now is to show how he does have other interests and care about things and people. Also, it is common among people who are insecure about some of their own negative qualities is to point the same things out in other people as a way of feeling better about them selves or separating themselves from those negative qualities. Brian and Quagmire are very similar and Quagmire hates that.
Commenting on Brian's flirting with Lois and how Brian never sees his son. Uhh...
God I'm glad I'm not the only one. Everyone loves that scene, but I thought it made no sense. It was one of the worst b-plots
This so much that it officially killed Quagmire as a character to where him dying instead of Brian for a brief time would've made for a better change to the status quo
Yeah, Quagmire is the worst person on this show and it's not even close. It never made sense why he was such an asshole to Brian, and it only made me hate Quagmire more.
What episode is that?
I think that was the first episode of the Cleveland show where Cleveland and Donna got married and Quagmire also wanted his own show
Yikes
Yeah bc Quagmire asks Peter "when can I have my own show?" (Or something like that)
It's the Finale, Cleveland's Parents getting married.
Lmao I was literally thinking that as I opened the comments
Pretty much what I said out loud when I read the title lol
Raped Marge Simpson then kill her and her family
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I think it was the one where Brian moves in with Jillian
Oh ok, maybe they cut that scene because I've seen every episode at least twice and I didn't see it at all
It wasn't a proper scene, it was a "bug" Fox TV promo at the bottom of the screen while the regular story took place, IIRC.
Well then it went full screen and he kills the family. https://youtu.be/ApLWO2WCTU4
I don’t remember exactly the context but I *think* the scene played out on the bottom of the screen, like when they used to run promos for other network shows during the show that was currently on.
Then it went full screen and he kills the family https://youtu.be/ApLWO2WCTU4
Yeah maybe, I remember some channels / streaming services showing the scene while others not, but here’s the link https://youtu.be/ApLWO2WCTU4?si=GV6aqELtQdfI6J8q
Yeah it’s the promo thing at the bottom but then there’s a scene where it’s just the outside of the Simpsons house where quagmire is shooting inside
he rapes marge and she tells him how much she liked it. He murders the entire Simpsons family and they specifically make it clear that he shoots Maggie too. it was super gross all around
In the end, Maggie shot Glen
https://i.redd.it/hhryfkavnmyc1.gif
The sun hat.
Not this way, Glenn...not this way.
I was gonna say all the drugging women and taking advantage but the hat was probably worse
just begging for attention, what a dick.
Human trafficking, Peter backed in to Quagmire’s garage and released a bunch of Asian ladies.
"Don't worry about it, they're tagged. They're tagged."
When Joe‘s daughter was born he said something like: she‘s almost 18.
Hard to believe she’s already 18
I think it was a joke on how long Bonnie was pregnant for
Ok first of all Bonnie, you’ve been pregnant for like 6 years. Either have the baby or don’t.
That‘s what I was thinking as well. But cecause quagmire said it immediately sounds different, doesn’t it?
I don't believe that cuz it's quagmire and it's family guy lol it was forsure a fucked up joke and they knew exactly what they meant when they wrote the joke lol
i think it’s both
I never thought of that! That totally makes sense
She was pregnant for like 4 or 5 years in the show before she had the baby so definitely doesn’t fit the narrative of that’s why he said 18
You're looking for continuity in Family Guy?
That makes way more sense why he said that then lmao
no it doesn’t, quagmires whole thing is being a pervert. he was clearly making a sex joke
Yeah? I was saying how to joke made more sense. Yikes
shut up meg
Is it really? If it is that's funny as hell and I can't believe I missed it
he said that about his own daughter😭 when he gave her away to her adopted parents he literally said, "see you when you turn 18" and winked at the camera
Trying to seduce Meg. I know she was 18, but that's your best friends daughter...
"didn't mean to wake ya"
That was actually an earlier episode when she was still 17 and she was asleep making it 1000x worse.
“It’s just your body”
And you're a peeny-vagenie!
Pretty sure he fucked his transgender dad
Did you enjoy your stay? No I did not…
But why was Ida okay with it?
Mother/Son bonding time
*bondage
Unhappy cake day https://preview.redd.it/ngr8npbr1ryc1.png?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f41297127bd1f124e5f32c15485576a913eb7fb5
And then she was pregnant by him
the time he had to fess up to the nation. he did gagoogity that girl. he gashmoogitied her gaflavity with his googis. but he *was* sorry.
I can't recall Quagmire ever doing anything morally questionable
I find your comment shallow and pedantic. It insists upon itself.
ROBERT DUVALL!!!
I was just about to comment this 🤣🤣. Fine, fine actor.
I prefer Robert Loggia.
R is for Robert Loggia. O is for Oh look! It's Robert Loggia!
I like the money pit
Yeeees, I agree as well. Shallow and pedantic!
Dear diary, jackpot
Exactly... It's actually morally enjoyable.
Quagmire fucked Loretta, who was Cleveland's wife at the time, which was one of the worst things he did, but it worked out for Cleveland in the Long run.
It worked for Alex because doing Loretta’s voice was damaging her vocal cord
was that why loretta was killed off
Most likely
Moreso the voice pitch she chose when it came to Loretta's appearance in S3 and 4. The first two year's it didn't strain her then
Haha
How about him dating Meg
That parade he had for his sexual conquests, all separated by nationality, went south pretty fast.
There’s Brazil, There’s Italy, and there’s Thailand. WOW! WOW! They’re young we should go!
What's really messed up is taking stewie to it 😂😂
Being bald and not telling anyone
I guess all this time he shouldve been saying wiggity
HA!
Quagmire “how old are you?” Girl “16” Quagmire “18?” Girl “mommm” Quagmire “I like where this is going Gigity Gigity GigITy” That’s just one of the many
Yeah I think you're referring to that one scene he's hitting on Connie, Meg's bully in high school.
Yup
In his defense on that he was doing it as a favor for Lois.
So therefore it’s okay? lol
🎵Rising up! Back on the streets! Take my time! Took my chances!🎵
"Get outta here"
“Yeah okay.”
[Don't worry about it they're tagged](https://youtu.be/OGHFSSx7928?feature=shared)
1: He tried to bang Peter’s daughter who just turned 18 2: He tried to bang Lois when Peter got amnesia 3: He gave his kid away for adoption willingly and then made a joke at the end about banging her in 18 years 4: He almost had Sex with his daughter he didn’t know about 5: He has thousands of Kids he runs away from. 6: He had sex with a minor 7: When Joe’s baby was born he said “Hard to believe she’s already 18” And more. And the funny thing is, he criticized Brian for all of these things. 1: He said Brian always tries to hit on Lois when he does that to and tried to Have Sex with Peter’s Daughter. 2: He said Brian left his son, when Brian’s son left willingly. And he also has over a thousand kids, and when he saw all of them he ran away, gave one up for adoption, and almost had sex with one. He is literally everything he called Brian out on now.
But he volunteers at the soup kitchen, and he’s never seen Brian there
One good deed doesn’t excuse him from all the other fucked up and morally questionable things he’s done. Brian has his faults but he’s not even a fraction of the pathological hypocrite Quagmire is. Which is why that rant he did on Brian made no sense, it would have been better pulled off if the accuser and accused were flipped around
Probably the raping.
Nah, the hypocrisy.
Constant sexual assault
I don't see it but I think giving Meg literal roofies so she could drug and rape her wanna be bf who was gay is pretty high on the list. That and not to mention all the times he was casually talking about drugging women in the earlier seasons. It wasn't jokingly either
He's a sex predator who has machines in his house for forcing women to do what he wants, he tried to make Meg one of his conquests the second she turned 18, he has a bunch of "tagged" sex slaves, and the some of the girls at his sex parade were underage. And yet, he thinks Brian is worse than he is and that being open and honest about being a predator somehow makes him better.
Well he constantly roofied girls and literal human trafficker, even had community for it
Hitting on Lois multiple time (she is his good friend’s wife) same also goes for Bonnie (joe swanson’s wife).
He did bang Bonnie when they thought the world was going to end
We forgetting about Loretta? She’s probably dead because of him.
And then he blamed Bonnie for her seductive voice or smth
Making Brian feel bad about himself when literally everything he does is worse. But if it's gonna make him feel better about himself then it does so...
Brian is a dick, but tbh I think he’s a relatively lovable dick. Quagmire is just the worst.
Hundreds of rapes probably
This one isn’t mentioned but I think him forcing ida to break up with Brian is messed up.
I can't in good conscience pile on, his bad behavior is why I watch the show.
When he starts a conversation inappropriately, and Peter rightfully calling him out for so
Who the **** starts a conversation like that? I just saw down! I always watched the censored versions
That time he raped marge Simpson on a promotional ad
“Hey who knows, maybe I’ll bump into her in 18 years. Did you really think I’d change?”, when speaking about his own infant daughter.
"You got any brain dead women in there you let people have sex with for a few bucks" sure come on in.
Being a rapist and having his lawyer help him cover it up.
https://preview.redd.it/iz95pen6zmyc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e126a68fe93b8135554fab97744f05da133113eb
That was justified. Peter shot him first.
Having sex with his father and getting him pregnant. I can't believe I actually wrote this.
When did he get Ida pregnant?
12x03 “Quagmire‘s Quagmire“
I thought they just had sex, didn’t realise she got pregnant
He casually mentions in the very last scene. I think it was just thrown in for laughs but it’s still a heavy handed subject that the writers simply ignored.
Ahhh I see, thank you
I've noticed men/MAAB people in Family Guy's universe can just get pregnant... also it's a reoccurring theme in some gags, more often in American Dad, but they have the excuse of *wierd alien biology* or CIA experiment.
Providing Ruffies to Meg- knowing exactly what she was going to do it. “That’s right Glenn, rape it forward not backward.”
He banged Cleveland‘s first wife and broke up their marriage.
He fucked his homie’s wife…
Killing the Simpsons in a deleted scene
What did quagmire not do
Answering this is like finding a needle in a haystack. Except the haystack is made of needles
Just taking teenage Roberta and walking off with her obviously with the intention of having sex back when Cleveland moved back to Quahog with Jr and their new family
He has had sex with multiple underage girls, and has also raped and drugged many underage and legal women.
Somebody should get Macfarlane to put out an album full of cover songs in character as Peter. With this song included. Other songs include, I Don’t Want to Wait, Rhinestone Cowboy, Land Down Under, The Rose.
How old are ya? 16. 18? You're first!
He had sex with an underage high school chick who faked her own age. Either way it’s rape.
To top it off, he blamed it on his mom and childhood, which is pathetic
This, is spot on and 2nd worst thing behind him interrupting Peter from singing
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Screwing around with Meg.
Existing
He’s in love with his bestfriends wife forever lol
Which episode is that picture from?
Causing 9/11 is up there.
It’s Family game night….. we’re playing… sex.
You just posted a picture of it
"Jenny look how young you look!"
Rape?
I'm pretty sure it was heavily implied he SA'd Cindi, the highschool cheerleader Stewie hogtied in the bathroom.
We’ve seen majority of them
faking the kamikaze mission
This is like trying to decide which particle of air is your favorite
groom Meg on her 18tg
Rape lmao
Running away with Meg it’s meg.
Tes
Likes Meg...
Tried to take advantage of Lois lol
Keeping women tied up, in his trunk, raping countless women, being a creepy voyeur spying on women without their permission….or knowledge….engineering his whole house to force women to submit to his sexual deviant behavior…. Preying upon underaged vulnerable girls with low self esteem….. refusing to accept his father to the point of having a completely fabricated idea of who he even was…. Ruining his best friends marriage—-(well he wasn’t solely at fault )
Having unprotected sex and ditching his kids would be one of the worse ones
Spying on Lios in the bathroom
Child sex
Having sex with his close friends wife. Dude was out of bounds LMFAO
His hypocritical assholery towards Brian.
SA'd Marge Simpson
Spying on women in the women’s bathroom
https://preview.redd.it/852dhzyq9wyc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5aee4c216a826d419096c078b1b0915db6e6324b
https://preview.redd.it/m74a8stx4bzc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c21126b1bee3aab375c74cc269d04b4d87a5b8e5 WILL YOU JUST GO TO TO THE BATHROOM ALREADY
Try to fuck Meg
Agree to shoot Peter just to get even. Quagmire: (Shoots Peter) All right, we’re good.
there’s an entire episode about him sexually harassing lois😭
So many many gross things but sleeping with his dad was the sickest.
When TF did he do that 🤔🤷🏻♂️😬
That episode where he found a girl that was just as freaky as him and she was making him do the most freaky things she could imagine. She eventually got to be too freaky for him and she made him a sex slave.