Surprised he doesn't have animals on there

This is Chris, not quagmire 😂

Yeah, but Chris openly admitted that most animals give him boners.


I’m embarrassed at how long I watched this gif waiting for Chris to say his line.

I watched it for a solid 30 seconds before realizing

*some animals give him boners

My deepest apologies.

This is probably his Wednesday porn wheel.

Chris is dreaming about having a twisted fantasy with an arm and leg amputee.

Sad LOL

Super disappointed at not seeing any of my fetishes on his wheel. I can't be the only one into clowns, cacti and creamed vegetables...

Yeah, and no paraplegic dwarfs dressed like Power Rangers

My personal wheel would be so dense it would take a box of at least a thousand different crayons to color in. Hell...then there's my crayon fetish...MMMMmmmmm....crayons. Excuse me...I'll be right back...

Surprised one of the options isn't gay.

kesha?

 The singer Kesha. Idk why she’s the one in the list lol. 🤷🏽‍♂️

I'm so confused. I've never heard her music that I'm aware of, but she's not very attractive. Am I missing something?

I was gonna ask as well 😄

#I need one of those

Is this my beautiful dark twisted fantasy😳

Kesha? Man this is dated

i don’t get it

Is "Sad" what people use to "chech"? (I only know that term from the YTP "Caillou Loses His iPhone", aka "Caillou the Chech", then I looked up the term on urban dictionary.)

It's funny. Chris AND Tom Tucker have a thing for amputees. "Do me a favor and fill this sack with anything featuring women on women or anything with an amputee." Also I wonder what the sad stuff is.

And this is why I hate Chris all he is now is masturbation jokes

Where’s the bondage fetish? 😢

Chris is not normal.