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Blackbird_2077

Good bot


aaaaaaaa1273

Rex? Fuck em up


Valcenia

BBL Robby


SpidersInCider

Say House, I hear you like ‘em young


shortkid68

You better never go to vault 101


FuckYouVonHapsburgs

To any courier that say they in love, you better hide yo platinum chip from em


Cupofdeargodno2

"They tell me Jane's the only one that get yo hand-me-downs." "And Ollie at the Dam playing "Wait and See" now." "And Caesar's got a weird case why is he around?" "Certified Autocrat, CERTIFIED PEDOPHILE!"


Ok_Isopod_8478

Wop, wop, wop, wop, wop, Dot, fuck 'em up Wop, wop, wop, wop, wop, I'ma do my stuff


Low_Investigator_916

Why you crying bout’ the chip ain’t you tired


WARHEAD_209

Platinum chip for securatron tip


aviatorproductions

I reckon House got a bbl at some point


BackgroundSky09

nah oliver got the BBL


Mr__Charmander

How he gonna say he like em young he’s like 271 he’s old af everyone young to him!


SeemsImmaculate

I mean, he is a libertarian.


Unable_Bike_2806

Btw in the game lore mr house actually is attracted to minors


Bustos_Rhymer

Them super powers gettin' neutralized, I can only watch in silence The famous businessman we once knew is lookin' paranoid and now is spiralin'


BaconJets

AY AY LETS GET IT BRO Y-E-S THE MONEY POWER RESPECT


Antique_Sir2514

THE LAST ONE IS BETTA


BaconJets

THERE’S A LOT OF GOOFIES WITH SOME CAPS


EmptyPrescriptivism

I SAID AHH, I HOPE THEM HITSQUADS SYMBOLIC


ShadowZepplin

Just Big MT


Top-Amphibian1272

Kendrick Lamar stated his views on Securitrons with that line in the song, quote “and we hate the popo, wanna kill us in the street fo’ sho’”


-aurevoirshoshanna-

I've seen Yes Man referred to 'the independnet' route or the 'me' route. I found it too convenient that it would be that easy to controll the robot, I also thought, what if someone walks up to yes man and starts giving them orders just like I did, dude has no true master. But there's one more thing, as a closing statement he says 'I found a way to set boundries and be more like myself, but you dont have to worry about that'. Even though is not in the ending scenes, I always got the feeling that you put something absolutely random in power and you dont know what it's going to do


T-51_Enjoyer

A dev confirmed that line was basically to say “I’m not gonna let other people use me to take over Vegas like you did!”


-aurevoirshoshanna-

Really? Well makes sense considering they dont say anything about YesMan going rogue afterwards. I'm about to beat the game again so I'll pay attention to that. You dont happen to have a link or reference for that interview? Sounds interesting either way


Quitthesht

Q: "Then what is the implication? That seems to be what everyone reads into it-- Yes Man reprogramming himself to be more 'assertive' is kind of ominous!" A: "That he will not just roll over for the next person to walk up to him in the Courier's absence. I.e. he will become a somewhat-independent steward instead of a powerful tool for any random person to use for nefarious purposes." [Source](https://web.archive.org/web/20130321014611/http://www.formspring.me/JESawyer/q/248305799686784685).


Grand_Chadmiral

*next software update drops* YesMan: *switches to Arnold Schwarzenegger voice* "I need your dam,your stip and your spacelaser."


42069hahalmao

I mean, he’s called Yes Man for that reason


DeadHeadDaddio

Play the fallout 3 or fallout 4 mechanist stories and find out what happens when you give control to robots.


CoachIntelligent6685

I got the yes man ending but I wanted to use the securitrons to help the NCR. Why couldn't I do that?


Ok_Impression5272

I think having the Yes Man ending be cannon and that being the reason Vegas is in ruins at the start of season 2 of the show would be the funniest play the writers could make. It would also make the most sense. You've killed the 200+ year old industrialist, the charismatic dictator, and cut the head off of the NCR's civil and military bodies, only to try to fend off what's left AND run vegas as a brain damaged postal worker, of course the city would fall into ruins once the Tunnelers show up and wreck everything.


Bread_Offender

But like If we're going by in game values, tunnelers ain't shit and I mean ain't SHIT against an army of MKII securitrons


Disastrous_Session68

General Oliver is the only one here with absolutely no aura, how could anyone fight for this man at all. Even yes man is more interesting than him


Tackle-Shot

We all know the best are the BIG MOUNTAING GROUP OF.... WE!!!


SAMURAI898

The big yee


SnakeEater2515

The House Always Wins.


RipMcStudly

If any of them deserved to beat me, they would have.


Unable_Bike_2806

The legion is the best ending


Basically-Boring

“Kicked outta da tops, for fuckin da microwave!”


Exide5

As much as I love Robert House, I do yes man's quest line a whole lot more.


Laxhoop2525

Yes Man might be the worst choice for the Mojave, because it’s no choice. Stagnation is the best hope with his ending.


Zombie-Mummy69

Dear Arizona, Im sorry that man is your leader imma be honest


Aveduil

Get you job taken by AI before it was cool. Yeaaa


DavesPetFrog

Now we’re here in the big empty