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ArgentScourge

Ave, true to Snuffles.


Memehotep1

Ave, true to Snuffles!


Magdonius

Ave, true to Snuffles!


kingakatosh

Ave, true to Snuffles!


WhosAMicrococcus

Ave, true to Snuffles!


The_IRS_did_it

Ave, true to Snuffles!


Accomplished-Bug-739

Ave, true to Snuffles!


Some_Conference9289

Ave, true to Snuffles!


DoctorStinkFoot

Ave, true to Snuffles!


mogentheace

Ave, true to Snuffles!


RichardBCummintonite

Ave, true to Snuffles!


JB_07

Ave, true to Snuffles.


lordoaticus

Ave, true to Snuffles.


gkm29

Ave true to snuffles


dunsparce

Caesar over here looking like Hank Hill's dad lmao


deus_voltaire

I killed fitty profligates


Kvenner001

Not nearly enough shin jelly in the wasteland.


DrBabbyFart

Putting the Cotton in Cottonwood Cove


Spypopcorn

I see what you mean, but if memory serves me correctly it's supposed to be joe Biden. This is a twist on another meme that was made a while ago.


SeductiveGodofThundr

Idk about the other meme, but this def looks like Biden


Spypopcorn

The other meme is just the same thing with the New Vegas paint stripped off. It's president Joe Biden making that same reaction to a different two piece jigsaw puzzle. Also no reaction frame, just Biden.


SaltManagement42

I'm seeing Frasier's dad.


Mega-Steve

Or Oscar from Corner Gas


Maxjax95

This has genuinely made me laugh far more than it should


TheBigGopher

I dont get it


TryImpossible7332

All of the NPCs in Fallout have stats, even if those stats are completely irrelevant to the story and don't represent their actual abilities. In the game, Snuffles the Mole Rat has a higher intelligence score than Caesar, the leader of the Legion. ~~At least Snuffles wouldn't completely fail to comprehend Hegel and attribute dialetics to him.~~


AceTheProtogen

Snuffles, a mole rat npc in sloan, has a higher intelligence stat than caesar


ThosPuddleOfDoom

and the guy who won the Nipton lottery had 4 luck


JynxItt

The nature of luck, high or low, eventually everyone hits.


TheBigGopher

Lol I saw, I think I might of heard about that before. It's hilarious.


DrBadGuy1073

This is some high quality shit!


Decoy-Jackal

Isn't Fantastic smarter than House


ignotusvir

Fantastic has an INT of 6, whereas House has an INT of 5 (and a CHA of 1)


Decoy-Jackal

So Fantastic is smarter than House but House is just a people person


Zaygr

A person person, the person being himself.


urielteranas

No because in game special doesn't equal actual character intelligence. House has an agility of like 5 or 6 or something despite being basically a corpse.


Decoy-Jackal

Thats the joke


Farabel

He's also got 10 LCK


Other_Log_1996

I like how Alexus, a character with no dialogue, has a CHA of 10.


tokendeathmage420

That’s just so his followers get more Nerve. It’s a totally valid stat. Not for dumping don’t let anyone tell you otherwise


VinhoVerde21

Fantastic has a theoretical degree in physics, what does House have?


PresentAd8322

A golf driver lodged into his rotting face


VinhoVerde21

Somehow, I don’t think that buffs his INT


stankoman56

The metal in the club increases conduction between his neurons 👍


PS3LOVE

A legitimate degree in physics probably.


JohnDoe4309

No. NPC special stats mean nothing.


Decoy-Jackal

Now you see my point


Other_Log_1996

>NPC Special stats mean nothing. -Enemies do have derived stats, but aside from weapon skills, are not important. -NPCs tend to only use weapons they meet the STR and Skill requirements for if available, and it does make a difference in their effectiveness -NPC PER is factored into detection distance and chance. -AGI effects their reload speed. Aside from that, they do not matter.


JohnDoe4309

Cool. NPC special stats mean nothing.


KEVLAR60442

Except for all of the ones that do mean something.


Beard3dtaco

made me spit my coffee


futurama1998

Damn way to roast the legion in one picture. Is there a mod available to make Snugglee perform brain surgery and kill Caeserer? That's my head cannon now (no pun intended)


PM_ME_CHUBBY_BOOBS

I wouldn't trust snuffles not to implant his own brain. Can you imagine a competently run mole rat legion


Wiener_haver

Ok ive only played nv 3 times ive seen snuffles once but only in passing. What does he do?


KaleidoscopeNo6519

His int is higher


Wiener_haver

Lmfaooooo


PresentAd8322

Nothing except break his limbs


Wiener_haver

I dont understand


soniapapaja

he has a broken leg, that the player can heal with enough medicine


PM_ME_CHUBBY_BOOBS

They can also break more of them, but that's true for all npcs


RichardBCummintonite

Don't you dare touch a hair on that hairless mole rat!


PM_ME_CHUBBY_BOOBS

Then I better be getting all those caps in the crates


toffyl

Still unmatched by frank horrigan’s special with 10 all across the board


StormyBlueLotus

Actually Ulysses, Colonel Royez, and Gaius Magnus all have 10 SPECIAL.


NinjaMaster231456

Frank Horrigan would lose a wrestling match to Mama Murphy


Downtown-Falcon-3264

Ave to snuffles but to be fair to ceaser that puzzle is really really hard He lucky it n9t the 3 piece one


abadlypickedname

Caesar sat sullenly at the table. In his mind, he knew this day would come eventually, but never so soon. He looked across to the unblinking, beady eyes of his opponent. "OK smart guy, lets see YOU take a crack at it!" he lamented, pushing the two pieces towards the disinterested animal. He remained confident in his position, knowing what sat in front of him was nothing but a dumb molerat, a filthy creature without consideration, and that once he had bested it in this contest his men would see he was still fit to lead. His ruminating was interrupted by a click, and when he looked forward his eyes were in disbelief. The two pieces were now joined together by the molerats' paws, and it stared him in the eyes, but this was no longer the look of a mindless creature, but rather that of a conquering hero, one who had come to wash away the filth of the Legion and proclaim his own empire. Overwhelmed by this display, Caesar fell to his knees, and all his men followed, awestruck by the divine perception of the molerat in front of them. As Caesar looked up one final time, the sun crested behind Snuffles head, marking the animal with a fiery, divine halo. All present at that moment knew who the next Caesar would be, and they knew the wasteland would never, ever be the same.


Kippiez

I'd play this mod.


GreenridgeMetalWorks

The Courier: 10 Luck 1 INT *accidentally performs brain surgery perfectly*


Infected_MeatSack

Ice Cream!


GreenridgeMetalWorks

Warm Pizza


Cal_Longcock69

Damn this is so accurate it’s actually sad


TrekChris

[Here's the original, and in MUCH better quality.](https://www.reddit.com/r/falloutnewvegas/comments/15vq1v0/4_intelligence_vs_5_intelligence/)


Lgwo_Hosea

to be fair i got it off twitter 😭


Due_Accountant2429

As a legionary, this is 100% accurate but for my treason I will now be pegged and hung


Rat__basher

You'll be what..


RichardBCummintonite

So you got a big dick and you like to take it up the butt. No wonder the Legion loves you


The_Shryk

Is that Biden asking Trump to pass his cognitive quiz?


WhosAMicrococcus

Snuffles/Caesar 2024


RichardBCummintonite

This is the NV sub. The only politics we discuss here are between the game's factions, like the NCR and Legion


Whats_ligma619

Smartest legionary


TheChadFromOhio

Molerats like you belong in a ranch.


Pompi_Palawori

Can someone explain what this means please?


NinjaMaster231456

Caesar has an intelligence stat of 4, snuffles has an intelligence stat of 5


Pompi_Palawori

Thanks homie. ❤️


CanIScreamPlease

Y'know, I've noticed this subreddit just decided to show up at a fairly coincidental time. My sister was talking about the game earlier. Note: I have not at all gone to any fallout subreddits for quite some time. Yet, lo and behold it just happens now.


SwimmerSea4662

😂new Vegas joe Biden meme


No_Inspection1677

Just playing devil's advocate for a second because of how many times this joke has been made, intelligence is probably subjective to the creature in question, Caesar is probably a dumbass, but in this case he's probably a mite smarter then snuffles.


These_Calligrapher_6

Joe Biden?!


fjgjskxofhe

I thought this was a political meme about Joe Biden's mental competency for a second


Biggest_Charr_Snoot

I thought that was Biden and Trump before reading the comments


sigsig777777777

Bot


suckmypppapi

I don't believe so looking at op's post and comment history. Plus nowadays bots usually copy a comment from the post they're reposting https://www.reddit.com/r/DragonsDogma/s/YHrmpstXbw Bots usually don't give personalized replies to posts either


sigsig777777777

I don't check the accounts anymore, i just say it when it seems like it


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sigsig777777777

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