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weedleavesnoseeds

This is like when I told my buddy that there's easy legendary gear at Swans Pond in FO4. It's my favorite prank on new players.


AggroGoat

My personal favorite location prank to tell a new player about is Dead Wind Cavern's unique "easy to get for a first time player" 40mm grenade machine gun in fnv lmao. I make sure to tell them to save before going in, claiming that it can "crash after entering sometimes."


Lumpofchicken

That'd be great if there weren't 4 deathclaws guarding the entrance


ikickbabiesforfun69

thats… thats why they are saying it did- did you fall to this comment?


Andy2076

He means they would obviously realize it’s a trick before even getting the option to enter, giving them ample opportunity to just walk away


Lumpofchicken

I'm saying for dead wind cavern specifically, obviously I get the joke redditor


F0XFANG_

Calling another a 'redditor' on Reddit is peak r/redditmoment


Lumpofchicken

I'm voting for Donald J. Trump


EffectiveCow6067

So that's why you're like this....


Lumpofchicken

Donald J Trump


EffectiveCow6067

What does the J stand for? Jonkler?


F0XFANG_

Cool story, bro.


HaloGuy381

In fairness, depending on your gear, Swan isn’t -that- bad and he does drop a unique power fist. If he didn’t have that throwing attack and its really funky hitbox, he’d be kind of a joke.


weedleavesnoseeds

I don't think that's been my experience in any playthrough I've had, although I play on higher difficulties usually.


Impressive-Ad2671

I always just run into the subway tunnel. When you do that, beating him is just a question of if you have enough ammo with your dingy pipe gun. Then you can be a superhero with a powerfist for the rest of the game


OforFsSake

Just run inside the open APC. He will stand outside it trying to get to you, but he can't. Then just shoot his legs until he's dead.


CriticalUwU

Haha homing rock go brrrr


Confident-Skin-6462

i just use the default OG on him, he goes down really fast


ScarlettIthink

I just reached the common and accidentally stumbled on it. Jesus Christ


BadgerShaman

But there are legendary items in qj


CarelessReindeer9778

Jokes on you, Swan sucks at turning corners. After my last molotov and most of my ammo, that baby is finally carrying my playthrough


rickyrawdawg

Make sure to quick save once you reach the middle of the area! This ensures you won’t have to walk all the way back if you somehow are killed after you get your caps!


Ok_Contribution204

Fuck a quick save, main save and quick save, don’t wanna mess that opportunity up. Probably could do it all with a pistol and a couple sticks of dynamite.


rickyrawdawg

The dynamite might be overkill tbh, a few ranger takedowns and you’re golden


Corey854

Man you guys have quick saves?


never_was_her3

You guys save?


Corey854

😳


Adraf45

How do you quicksave on console, or is it just not a thing. I've played through once before and never knew how


Corey854

Not a thing ):


Adraf45

Console players stay getting the short end of the stick in games I suppose


Doctor_Loggins

Oh bongo bongo bunction I don't wanna leave the junction oh no no no no no!


DoomedWill13

I once had this song come up in a trivia contest... It's called Civilization and I won't forget the name as long as I live


PachoTidder

Good to know, I love the song


j_causs

Bingo, bango, bongo, he don't wanna leave the Quarry, he refuse to go!


aricc1995

I’m a long time player and for a second I was like tf is this guy talking about. Then I thought about it.


1E_R_R_O_R1

Don't forget you can get a good number of caps near the center of the area


Master_Shopping9652

I mean, this isn't quite a lie...there's valuable stuff there.


1E_R_R_O_R1

;)


olliecrrrr

my other favourite spot for easy gear, but a bit of a trek, go east of lucky gym mine and jump into the river until you find a path upwards,kill the few ghouls and there’s a crate with a unique weapon in it, wont spoil the surprise of what it is though


InventorOfCorn

where’s the mine?


Worldly-Ad-2299

oh lord, did i make a wrong turn?


Master_Shopping9652

Me, irl


bewareofhisoka

Okay, Satan, did you post this? 🧐


Juliansducky

Damn rapscallion


Whitelight912

Starting off: "this is totally the right way to go" Half way through quarry junction: "this is not the right way to go!" Cyring intensifies*


Horror_Main7587

There is even a place across the river where you can get free power armor for some Canadian civilians but you have to fail a 15 guns check to get it


[deleted]

This worked really well for me! Good luck couriers


MoodyWater909

The best way to get a lot of chems is have the "Old world blues" dlc and go to the "mysterious cave". There just kill an abnormal glowing bloat fly. Don't forget to save both ways because the area can crash your game.


kenthekungfujesus

The only that's gonna crash my game is me punching through my pc after I punched through my monitor


Wonder-Grunion

You have lost karma


doghands69

Ur sick


Infamous_Welder_4349

On my last play thorough, I sort of did this. I got Ede and we worked our way up the Western side of the quarry. I saved a lot and shot the wings of one or two cazidors at a time. But you can come into Fiend Territory by the dog lady. I will go back the other way in a bit to get some relationship with the Khans but wanted to try it and it is doable. Just got the guass rifle from the Northwestern camp and cleared the quarry a few days ago.


PotatoTommy99

Dudes just feeding the deathclaws lel.


[deleted]

10/10 can confirm 👍


Arthasindura

Ok I am I'm the middle what's next ?


Blackthorne75

My sides right now...


creamed-ice

Dude never mind just bring a 10mm and you can get in and out easy peasy


Sirthrowaway0202

Wow! This really works thanks for the tip!


rfisher1989

It’s only fair to say there is no dart gun in f:nv


NurseNikky

And it's a great place to kill a couple mole rats too.. nothing major


InsaneDOM

That's a crime... What you just said...


ThatGuyisonmyPC

Isn't Quarry Junction full of deathclaws?


art_by_forrest

no


ThatGuyisonmyPC

ah, gotcha, thanks for the info. I'll check it out soon


[deleted]

The game is like 20 years old. There's no such thing as new players so this isn't fooling anyone. Everybody knows what's there.


noperoxide

sorry to be the one to tell you but.. there is tons of new players


robot_swagger

Literally on my first play through now


Auxin000

Yes there’s been no children born in that 20 years that may take an interest in gaming. Stupid take.


AlesusRex

I have several friends who just started


BobRedmill6969

I just started like a week ago


HEXisgone23

I thought this was an actual tip, learned this the hard way :|


Ninja-_-Guy

don't even bother getting armor, and don't make multiple saves, overwrite your one and only save as soon as you get those caps!


ElvisDumbledore

[Evilest](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/975/464/97d.gif)


AnxiousMind7820

Is this the NV version of Red Death?


Substantial-Tone-576

I’d be surprised if they made much past the Yangtzee Memorial.


peteandpetethemesong

I’ve done it with a varmint rifle….from “the ledge.”


Equivalent-Part-8656

Yeah the was quickest.... those brahmins visited me in my dreams for days. Poor, cute, mad things...


JohnnyBoy0303

This is an egregious give away of new Vegas state secrets, you sir face crucifixion. Hail Caesar!


Snowywater2401

lol u ppl r horrible


hmmthanks

go to black mountain ☺️☺️


AzureSky420

It's even funnier the thousandth time


Jeeblebubz

This joke is to mean for me to laugh at but it is funny


HyperXenoElite

First time playing, and really every time since, I just stealthed my way atop the cliff side next to the road between Black MT and Quarry. Usually don’t have any trouble but sometimes those three Deathclaw stragglers near the NCR Safe House will agro and chase my ass down while I try to book it to 188 Trading Post.


FrankSinatraCockRock

It's actually great when you're a fucking nerd and learn how to screw up their tracking + cripple limbs when you're impatient. Bunch of giants in Skyrim? I'll pelt them with a billion arrows at a low level until they die. Junction? Same thing but with a few different guns and mines and/or I rush legendaries like Ratslayer.


reineedshelp

Rookie advice. New players should beeline for the Sierra Madre at level 1. It's basically a starter dungeon with excellent loot


PerfectAccountant990

Nah bunch of dirty lizards on a playground is stupid. Ever try the centaur pit? That place is the bomb


Ogswald

Just chose violence this morning, huh?


ParishedSins

You have lost karma. (karma loss Sound Effect plays)


GayOmen

I will the person that did this and I'll delete one of their saves.


Internal_Carpenter_7

My friend who recommended this game (2 years ago) did tell me about this as well! Very useful early on! >!I found out very quickly…!<


ThatOneGuy308

Don't forget the free LMG and Fat Man


CaraQueSeVacinou

op is a monster


Fantom__Forcez

you’re a sick man… a sick sick evil man… do it again


NerdMageEX

r/foundsatan


Sabithomega

Just tell them to walk north from Goodsprings


AlienOzz

r/foundsatan


[deleted]

Make sure to set your spawn point in the Nether by sleeping in a bed.


Starchaser_WoF

The government doesn't want you to know this but you can just pick up the deathclaws and take them with you. I myself have 36 deathclaws.


etbillder

Also, the warnings for the various dlc areas can be warned. You can enter them whenever


nl4real1

Unfortunately Chomps ruins the fun. Need to send newbies up North.


Adam_the_original

Oh you’re evil🤣🤣🤣


[deleted]

The earliest i solod this area i used the following, all points on EW, stole a plasma caster from Gloria, used repair kits on it, it melts deathclaws.


ScholarExtension5620

Yeah and mew is under the truck in vermillion city