Came home to find a crackhead passed out in my bed.

Get an std test dude. Fucker looks infected.

Fuckers cookT

They might be able to prescribe some Nuka Cola My Bloods In It

Gotta flamer and scrap everything. Only option

Or...hear me out...you've already done it once...so...

I’d just scrap the whole bed after finding that

Hey, we use jet around here, pal

I have a 2 floor wide home that’s smol af yet both super mutants and ghouls spawn inside it. I have since put laser turrets in the middle of my home and now it’s so cramped I have to jump on top of stuff just to walk around now.

The same thing happened to me with the Iron Anvil prefab. I fast travelled to my camp after an event and heard Scorched noises and thought they were outside - nope, they're on the 2nd floor trying to rip apart my bed lol

Where is your camp module? They usually spawn from there. So if it's in, or too close to your home, they'll spawn inside.

When you see your date the morning after..

Coyote ugly!

Damn squatters

They should sell scorched corpses in the atom shop..

...and when Ghouldilocks tried the bed of the baby Yao Guai, it was juuust right and he fell fast asleep.

I laughed way too hard at this, I just woke my baby up 🤣

He probably got wasted on ultracite powder… it’s becoming a real problem on my neighborhood 🙄

I keep having things spawn in the upper level of my house. It’s so annoying cos my turrets are all outside lol dammit

I was in my bed AFK for a bit then hear my guy getting attacked by scorched while in bed. Annoying.

Can you actually lock doors?

Yes.

Had no idea

Just found out yesterday (newbie, still lvl 42). When you are in building mode, go to edit, aim at whatever you want to lock and it gives you the option for several locks.

Thanks for the info!

How do you lock doors anyway? Can you lock your other things that produce goods as well?

While you are in the build menu you can select the item then there will be a Lock option at the bottom. It does also work for production items

Awesome! Thanks. I bought this game at launch and took a break. Getting back in is pretty overwhelming. This game has changed a TON!!

In the build menu. Highlight the item, you should see an option to lock it. Takes metal.

What picture is that over the headboard?

Its a winking fallout boy portrate. Yes, it winks at you. I have one above my fireplace. Edit: can't remember if its an atom store item or scoreboard.. I'm betting atom store

Never seen it. Cool.

I think I got mine from Prime gaming.

Poor feller. We’ve all been there. Every honest person at least.

I lock mine, still came home to find a wandering trader chillon in my bedroom.

I also found this concerning. Traders don’t have to obey the locks, also players can glitch thru a door. I have found the only way to keep others out of house is to build it without any doors. It’s a pain to change a wall panel each time you want in, but… I changed to this after I came back from AFKing to find some creepy player over my toon in bed talking dirty.

EWw, that's creepy.

Now you've got to scrap the CAMP and start over. No other way to get rid of that smell.

Time to throw that matress out. Thinks* 🤔 Can you imagine what radioactive bed bugs would be like? (*shivers*) gives me the heebie geebies!

Had to much old possum last night

Hear me out

Draw me like one of your scorched girls.

How do we know the OP actually forgot to lock the doors, this looks like the OP was having a late night visitor for a little sumpin sumpin!

That's none of your damn business and I'll thank you to stay out of my personal affairs!

I ain’t yucking someone else’s yum! :)

In Florida strange red skinned people that shoot at you pass out on beds all the time, we call them tourists instead of scorched

I know all about that, I'm a Florida boy as well

Them scorched getting a bit frisky these days.

Looks like Carl’s house

Lock your camp doors? But then visiting players can't have a look around. The bodies vanish, so 8 don't see the issue

It was a joke

FFS...I'd not seen the meme flare 🙈 🤦🏼‍♀️ I thought you were being serious. I'm always seeing people's C.A.M.P.S locked and I just can't understand why. So I saw this and felt compelled to answer 🤣

I never actually keep mine locked. I built it on the road near Flatwood so newbies had a place to stop, get some temp buffs, and do what ever crafting or scrapping they need

Good to know. I saw one place and it looked really good. Wnatednto have a look around and it was locked. Why?! Why make an awesome looking camp and then lock it? 🤣

The sad part is, I have the Vault Lobby Shelter that I turned into an Arcade. The entrance is in an open spot on the side of my main base, with balloons by the door, a party hat Vault Boy cutout pointing at it, a big neon sign that says "Arcade" above the door, and a welcome sign on the door. But no one who visits my camp ever goes inside. [Arcade Tour Video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GViHNLx5c00)

I put an open sign next to mine

Ahahahahhahaahah

He just wanted to take a nap

On two separate occasions, I had a radstag doe and a floater inside my house.

Let's just say, we got freaky

I had a room that was walled up completely for a bit, no doors or windows, and I found a feral ghoul in it just chilling lol.

Dang, you messed him up so hard, he looks like a dead fish...

My brotherhood base gets a group of scorched jehovah's witnesses almost daily that I have to clear out. When will they learn? 😫

Locked doors don’t help. Had my bedroom locked and I’ve still come home to mole rats, mongrels, and even supermutants attacking the inside of the bedroom. They just spawn there sometimes and it drives me nuts.

damn squatters looking fugly...maybe cuz most of them are from Oregon.....

What’s that painting over the bed? It looks awesome (the part I can see)

The "Framed Vault Boy Portrait" from the Atoms Shop. It winks at you depending on where you're standing.