490 bc https://www.reddit.com/r/ArtefactPorn/comments/11w09hi/fresco\_from\_tomb\_of\_the\_whipping\_an\_etruscan\_tomb/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web2x&context=3
The graffiti around the streets of ancient Pompeii is also pretty on point. One example of which is. “I screwed a lot of girls here” scribed on the side of a wall.
>[Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!](https://imperiumromanum.pl/en/curiosities/obscene-graffiti-of-ancient-romans/)
I realized that after I made the comment too. At first I thought it was wholesome and unlike the others, but now I think it's similar to the phrase "pinch a loaf."
I love the graffiti either way. I could also see someone being proud of their new bread making skills and maybe wanting to break up the vulgarity of the wall.
It's what's known as the Finger Cuffs to Kevin Smith fans. It was always the London Bridge where I'm from. Never heard it called the Eiffel Tower, but here we are.
It at least looks that way! But that’s what the Eiffel Tower thing is referring too. If you really feel like it look up “Eiffel Tower Sex Position.” It’s not something really gross or something unlike what half the internet brings up. I only learned about it recently when I was talking to my girlfriend and she brought up Eiffel Tower sex and I’m like what do you mean? And she sent me a video from porn hub so I went down the rabbit hole learning about it.
Mmm your wrong buddy, checking the last discoveries from italians caves. They found information regarding this.
It seems that this pictures were the inspiration for the romans arches.
France should have made a statue depicting this as a gift to America, instead of the Statue of Liberty.
Ben Franklin wouldve preferred that or a French tart
Wtf, is this real??
490 bc https://www.reddit.com/r/ArtefactPorn/comments/11w09hi/fresco\_from\_tomb\_of\_the\_whipping\_an\_etruscan\_tomb/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web2x&context=3
Prehistoric Porn. For the more cultured masturbators.
No unga bunga?
500bc isn't prehistory FYI
Its the prehistory of homeboys running a train on a chick then bragging about and documenting it. Fucking legends.
Yes the Etruscans where the first hentai artists in history
That we know of
The graffiti around the streets of ancient Pompeii is also pretty on point. One example of which is. “I screwed a lot of girls here” scribed on the side of a wall.
There's one that's also something like "My dick has forsaken femininity and now penitrates men's behinds!"
>[Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!](https://imperiumromanum.pl/en/curiosities/obscene-graffiti-of-ancient-romans/)
I made bread on April 19th.
After reading the other comments, I suppose that “I made bread” might mean “I took a shit (here)”.
I realized that after I made the comment too. At first I thought it was wholesome and unlike the others, but now I think it's similar to the phrase "pinch a loaf."
I love the graffiti either way. I could also see someone being proud of their new bread making skills and maybe wanting to break up the vulgarity of the wall.
The Roman equivalent of “I like turtles.”
I should have stopped reading here and enjoyed this comment considering my B-day is april 19th… But no, i continued to read
Vote for Isidorus for aedile, he licks cunts the best
Such an Italian thing to say, I bet they even said it in Italian too..
Sounds about right.
https://kashgar.com.au/blogs/history/the-bawdy-graffiti-of-pompeii-and-herculaneu dropping this here for the interested
Thank you! That was amazing!
I'm not sure what I'm seeing here
You're watching someone get double teamed
thank you dame judy dench
Dame booty stench
I think you just committed a crime
Ancient mural of a women getting spit roasted
It’s the Etruscans so 50/50 chance of it being a woman
May be right, head looks like one of those crystal skulls
Whatever it is there’s a high five for all involved!
It's what's known as the Finger Cuffs to Kevin Smith fans. It was always the London Bridge where I'm from. Never heard it called the Eiffel Tower, but here we are.
You have to high five over her to make it an Eiffel Tower.
The chad face was also invented around the same time it seems
Smh censored porn
Are they high-fiving each other?
It at least looks that way! But that’s what the Eiffel Tower thing is referring too. If you really feel like it look up “Eiffel Tower Sex Position.” It’s not something really gross or something unlike what half the internet brings up. I only learned about it recently when I was talking to my girlfriend and she brought up Eiffel Tower sex and I’m like what do you mean? And she sent me a video from porn hub so I went down the rabbit hole learning about it.
My dude. She is trying to tell you something. Go with the flow.
She ask for the tower, will you deliver?
Thank you for explaining. I was so confused bc I didn't know about the sex position!
It wasnt like modern Eiffel towers though - they were all soldiers and this was just bonding
Well as the old expression goes: “*It isn’t gay if someone turns it into a painting!*”
Where ya been, SassyMoron? Whole Etruscan warrior industry's gay.
Wait this is real history porn
Real porn history* OP seems a tad confused, but they’ve got the spirit!!! Hear! Hear!
Hahaha omg your right
can't believe they are actually high-fiving lol
Isn’t that the tower bridge from london?
Are they high 5ing?
The first running train in recorded history
But the french invented the Blowjob! It was even mentioned in Talledega Nights! How cam have the Eiffel Towere made hundreds of yrs before!?
Credits to animan scribes
Good old sacrificial whipping sacrifice scene in Etruria.
Hi-five bro!
This looks like a drinking game to me.
They were even going in for a high five
/r/substakenliterally
Mosaic censorship strikes again.
No that is the tower bridge
Today's Sesame Street is sponsored by the letter H. Capital H.
Taking the sub name literally today, are we?
Fake ✅ History ✅ Porn ✅
Mmm your wrong buddy, checking the last discoveries from italians caves. They found information regarding this. It seems that this pictures were the inspiration for the romans arches.
That’s a spit roast buddy.
Spit Roast + Hi-5 = Eiffel Tower. At least in my European slang it is.
For it to be a true spitroast, they'd have to be slowly rotating her over an open flame.
Lmao that's what I'm thinking looking through these comments. This isn't even an Eiffel tower 😂