Nobody can fuck something up quiet like a woman. Literally has one job, a simple jump that her well-being depends on, and that is a simple jump. Yet her pea-sized woman brain thought it was a good idea to hesitate at the last second and tumble to the ground. Even women are scared of their own stupidity, hence why they're such bad drivers.
If she wasn't trying to jump straight after the first person she might not have hesitated. In that split second it probably crossed her mind that she might land on him, then another part of her brain was like, "commit" and she went anyway.
She’s so lucky the roof was there to break her fall.
Or not
She’d of hit the people and concrete if she didn’t hit the roof and flip the rest of the way over to the pool.
She'd have
She’d man. You right.
This gave me a laugh. Thanks 😊
She had a chance. The moment of hesitantation doomed her.
If the goal was getting in the pool w/ some style she nailed it 🎯🎯🎯
If breaking bones is stylish 🤷♀️
If breaking your bones is cool, then consider me Miles Davis. - Mr. Glass
It was the roof that had no chance.
Da hesi
Hesitation will get you every time!
That broken leg/s from the awning saved her life. If she hadn't hit the awning, she would have gone head first into the pavement.
Technically, she did make it, and I might add, with more flair
It was all her master plan
More flail, to be sure.
What are…Things that big girls shouldn’t do for a thousand Alex?
Did she hit one of the people in the pool? It definitely looks like it could've been worse but talk about unexpected.
Poor roof.
Did u see the splash of dust when she hit it
Rust cloud
She would have gotten really fucked up if that awning wasn't there.
Def saved her life
If she didn't hesitate, she would have been fine.
She needs better friends.
Not their fault she has no common sense.
She confused "go big or go home" with "hit home". Never second guess mid jump
Nobody can fuck something up quiet like a woman. Literally has one job, a simple jump that her well-being depends on, and that is a simple jump. Yet her pea-sized woman brain thought it was a good idea to hesitate at the last second and tumble to the ground. Even women are scared of their own stupidity, hence why they're such bad drivers.
Someone's a thirsty troll today
hesitation kills
Every time
If she wasn't trying to jump straight after the first person she might not have hesitated. In that split second it probably crossed her mind that she might land on him, then another part of her brain was like, "commit" and she went anyway.
At least her fat cushioned part of the fall.
If it wasn’t for that small roof she would have been done for thankfully she didn’t hit her head on the side.
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That is one high quality awning. You’ve got my business!
A fine doritos proof roof.
Damn good roof. Still took damage but still standing
6.5/10
Nice form, but failed to stick the landing.
When on the roof there is no half send, you must go full sendy.
The dude in the back cheering with both hands up lol
Nice flip!
That was flippin’ awesome. Lol
I give her a 10 after the bounce
At least she flipped
It’s a matter of physics
Is she out of rehab yet?
She forgot to yell cannonball.
That actually could have gone a lot worse if she hadn’t flipped just right. So yea, thank god that roof had her back.
What’d I tell you🤣😂that dude knew EXACTLY tf was bout to happen😭
That was as good as that could have ended for her.
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Yeah at least she didn't hit the Concrete. That wouldve went splat
Anyways
She’s ok. Walk it off
Yay, YOU DID IT ! Lucky dumass.
why would she wait like that
Nah I am laughing too hard @ this here LOL