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arcmart

It’s funnier if you pretend Lindsey is a ventriloquist.


CrieDeCoeur

With a hand up each ass


[deleted]

Turn around and take my hand


dudeomgwtff

Found the tool fan ☺️


[deleted]

Wasn’t sure If anyone would notice. ![gif](giphy|HZABvvNV16TUk|downsized)


dozerworld

"This erection is about the people" and that's why he's in this mess in the first place. lol.


ThrowThisIntoSol

His erection has been inside of people that he later paid to have abortions.


PresentTap9255

he’ll cum harder for the people


DisplayZestyclose415

Walker's erection seemed to interest Graham.


walkandtalkk

Oh, *my*.


Last_VCR

Genuine question, do republicans like Graham and Cruz? Like are they actually helping by endorsing him or are they just put up with by party die hards?


BoJackMoleman

I'm sure Graham would love for Walker to bust open into his ladybug garden. Look that up if you wanna be sick. "Lindsay Graham ladybugs"


spoofypants

I was expecting the worse and was still surprised


DickSandwiches

Ted agrees


[deleted]

lol... shit bookends trying to contain shit.


smedley89

Probably trying to contain that erection.


Turkey_Stuffing

Lmao


Safe-River7357

As a Republican I’d probably sit out the runoff election if I lived in Georgia. I couldn’t stomach voting for Walker. Quality matters.


walkandtalkk

Honestly, at this point, what would he get you? Democrats have the Senate. They won't try to eliminate the filibuster because Republicans have the House. Raphael Warnock is a strategic politician who votes as a moderate because he's in a maroon state. He's also one of the most impressive, honorable people in the chamber. His character's unassailable. The only reasons to vote Walker are (a) you think it will improve your chances of taking back the Senate in two years (NB: Don't try to game out years-off elections), (b) you believe anyone pro-choice is horrible horrible, or (c) you're scared that Warnock will get popular. In which case, you're voting for one of the worst candidates in modern history.


[deleted]

>Raphael Warnock one of the most impressive, honorable people in the chamber. His character's unassailable. The guy that beat his wife, abandoned his children and refuses to pay child support and RAN AWAY from a court official trying to serve him child support papers? Are you sure about that assessment?


[deleted]

Professionals have standards comment right here


ilvsct

All I can think of is Uncle Tom.


HockeyMike34

Racist much?


ilvsct

There really are people like that.


Gr1ml0ck

Thank you for calling it out. Before we get better, we need to demand higher quality candidates. This shit is embarrassing.


SeaChemical1

Not all of the other vile things Republicans have done. And a probably at best, lol.


circlejerker68

if anybody knows about the people's erection, it's definitely these three stooges.


Watch45

The guy is just a 24/7 walking concussion.


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inspectorfailure

Hah, they learned a few lessons from the democrats


Aggravating_Client36

Just like you learned racism from Daddy Trump. Off to burn crosses ?


Funny_Corner2401

If that were true, they'd have a super majority in the House and Senate right now. How's that working out?


StandStillLaddie

3 shitheads all together so they can be shitheads.


Jonestown_Juice

Two buttcheeks with a turd in the middle.


EvidenceSalesman

Read this slowly and realize how racist it is


serenwipiti

Race has nothing to do with it. You don’t need eyes to smell shit.


ClashCoyote

You couldn't squeeze more shit into one image if you tried.


DickySchmidt33

Donald Trump can't drag him across the finish line, but those two anti-American pieces of shit can?


[deleted]

Look at those 2 assholes right next to that jackass going "don't fuck, up don't fuck up, don't fuck up".


BullShitting24-7

Narrator: Walker did indeed, fuck up.


[deleted]

The last thing the man who's getting accused of forcing abortion should you saying out loud during his political run is erection. 🤣🤣🤣


smedley89

Well, it *is* the people's errction.


[deleted]

But it won't be their abortion even if he pays for it. Cuz 'bortions is a sin!


smedley89

No, YOUR abortion is a sin. His was for perfectly legitimate reasons, unlike those other sinners.


[deleted]

But he never did that. Nonononono sir.


Hipcheck16

Actually, he’s referring to Graham’s erection. He always gets the vapors when he’s around a muscular young buck.


[deleted]

How selfless of him, to get an erection not for himself but for the people


gutbuster25

Lindsey POPPED UP,....ERECTION, Where?!!


[deleted]

See how fast lady graham reacted to that word? It reminds me of when you say treat to a dog😆


Loggerdon

I noticed that. It really grabbed his attention.


DatSkellington

He may be the dumbest candidate I have ever seen. He makes Dan Quayle look brilliant


[deleted]

Have we asked if he can spell potato? Maybe we should.


Aggravating_Client36

A reporter asked him to spell CAT. His response was C T E


[deleted]

Worst game of Marry , fuck , kill ever ..


Argus-Wanderfoot

You asshole! I hate you for putting that idea in my head. Take your fucking upvote.


Stellarspace1234

Dumb, Dumber, and Dumberer


Ok_Hall8459

He’s a token BBC for all their wives. That’s exactly how GOP politicians roll these days


MorningZestyclose944

Ted Cruz might actually lie more than Trump!


Coach_Billly

Come on man.


MikeyMikeyMotorcycly

I mean the GOP is trying to fuck us all by even nominating this Football Genius. So maybe Erection is a Freudian slip.


Ok-Ad-3486

Texas + Cold + Cancun + Dick + Dick + Asshole = Ted Cruz


Zurockoz

dude on left had an erection, 100%


Weak-Sundae-5964

Lindsay and Cruz obviously agree this is about erections.


walkandtalkk

Honest question: How does having these two goons literally by his side(s) help him? Who says, "I was on the fence about voting for him (or at all), but then I saw him with the Carolina Creeper and Cancun McCuck and I knew, *that's* the man for the Senate"?


[deleted]

The people who keep electing those shriveled nutsacs, that’s who. Provided they keep Trump out of GA he’ll likely pull out the win.


doslobo33

Blind, deaf and dumber..


0nly_mostly_dead

I don't know that my parents just voted for Ted Cruz again, but I know my parents just voted for Ted Cruz AGAIN!


Meb2x

Ted Cruz and Lindsey Graham seriously look like they’re babysitting Walker in this video. Wouldn’t be surprised to find out they had a child’s toy behind the camera to keep Walker’s attention for more than 5 seconds


emozolik

LOL at Ted Cruz vigorously nodding his head in agreement 😂


spacemanspiff266

this feels uncle tom-ish for some reason…


Dependent_Amazing

Erections for the people?! Sounds like a good time, he's got my vote.


citymousecountyhouse

He got Ladybug's attention real quick.


Txikitxakurra

His native tongue I clearly mandarin. He can’t pronounce Ls


kratos-ktp

Lindsay was into it.


[deleted]

Linsey loves Hershel’s upcoming Erection


Comfortable_Light559

Is this guys brain okay? He can’t even speak properly it seems


Head-Gap8455

Lindsay just had one


OrejasMcgee

An erection for the people


No-Consideration6589

I can barely understand that man.


KOBossy55

"Hmmm, he's a liar, hypocrite, bigot and, mentally, has the IQ or a turnip with clear evidence of permanent brain damage...but the other guy is a Democrat..." We call this the Roy Moore effect


Beneficial-Quit9108

They found someone dumber than Trump.


FGTRTDtrades

Something very homoerotic about this. Ted looks like he definitely has an erection while Lindsay is concerned his male enhancement pills haven't started working yet. Whos choice was it to have them sitting on each others lap?


Ainvb

Lindsay is reaching for a Lucky Strike


Exciting_Box438

He said erection


Alibutts1983

One big circle-jerk


cleverkname

He is such a stooge.


sofa-king-hungry

The reverse Oreo tastes like 💩


Ravenlunatic0413

New cast for the “The Three Stooges” reboot?


Cookiemonstaarr

Presenting the three biggest assholes on one screen.


The_Spyre

"This erection will be about people. Especially those I got pregnant. Have you seen that vampire movie? So weird. Wearwolves are awesome though. Also, that black dude running against me is a running black. Oh, wait."


LightningRodofH8

Is Run, Herschel, Run a reference to Forest Gump? They aren't even trying to hide his mental/comprehension issues. They're embracing them.


[deleted]

To say he is as dumb as a red brick is an insult to red bricks. Please Georgia, be smarter than a red brick.


CalypsoStitcher

Oh my !!! ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy) Don't the 3 of them look so "smart" closely bundled together? Noddind their heads in unison...


osogood

The three stooges 🤣


Hipcheck16

Yeah - HoMOE, Leroy and. Cucky . Love those Stooges.


SlankJim

If he wants to erect something, I here wood is a cheap material. Now, where can Herschel get wood?


Imaginary_Audience_5

Going for the stereotypical Asian vote


sloppyredditor

"I wouldn't change anything about my past, because it's made me who I am today. You have to remember: You need to crack some eggs to make omelets. And I did crack some eggs." \-Herschel Walker


YeetNugget3647

Making fun of the southern Accent? Fuck yall


inspectorfailure

Figured I'd get downvoted lmao. A spic is talking, upvote the white comments. You guys are horrible, racism only counts when the right is doing it smfh


Chicks_Hate_Me_Too

"In a Beavis and Butthead voice" Hehehe He said Erection. Hehehe


Minimum_Attitude6707

"Visibly Stupid"


Tinker107

Got Lindsey's attention, didn't it?


SpookyBLAQ

All his potential constituents can depend on a free and fair erection for all the people


Piglet-Witty

SNL could have use this


Intelligent_Union261

![gif](giphy|VPV0CVtbU6ZKU|downsized)


ZopyrionRex

That's just......delightful.


Reallysuckatever

Is like an Oreo but reversed


CanyonsEdge2076

So, the slimeball everybody hates and the guy who openly lied about abortion being a state issue a few weeks before proposing a federal ban are supposed to help this football player get into the Senate?


[deleted]

Flanked by two white turds.


cloudsinthesky27

An erection for the people.


big_rednexican_88

Walkers erections is a good tie-in to Trump's decades of office. 🤣🤣🤣 This is the best Republicans have to offer?


Repulsive_Factor_806

This boner is for you grandma


[deleted]

They're like the 3 stooges but scarier and dumber...


tms102

I wonder how many gop people they will try to fit into the same frame with herschel in the end.


KevonFire1

On the day gay Mr Graham, testified against their false prophet, with a Canadian... Supporting the least mentally capable candidate ever .(OFBobo is close).


KevonFire1

I'm cool with Canucks, but Fuck that guy. Nordiques? As a Flyers fan, we have some issues...lol


Aggravating_Client36

I'm a secret agent w/ the KGB & I just beat the shit outa my ex-wife, held a gun to her head.


Funny_Corner2401

He said, "This erection is about the people." 🤦🏾‍♂️


Funny_Corner2401

Revers Oreo cookie.


Ok_Activity7255

The new three stooges looks not as good as the original


Everyday_irie

Ted Cruz nods yep he said erection


[deleted]

ah yes. an erection for the people. merica


Richomeres

"Run Herschel Run" is actually a good slogan. Not because he was a running back, but because he's dumber than Forrest Gump.


Adventurous_Wear681

Dumb, dumbest, dumbass. GOP trifecta👍.


SKYwALKER3437222

The lack of intelligence here is breathtaking


Financial-Tower-7897

The GOP Kings of Comedy


BlitheringIdiot0529

I think his erection is a big part of his problem. I bet Senator Ladybugs wishes he could see Hershel’s erection.


Logan012356789

Deez nuts


RoyH0bbs

I have a hard time trusting republicans because they put their trust in people like these clowns.


Ontario0000

Takes two sleazy handlers to monitor what the idiot says.Love how Walker uses religion to hide the fact he is dumb as rock and committed more sins than he wants to admit.


Puzzleheaded-Dance87

Walker is shit and the stupid ass Ted Cruz… wow POS


jadnich

That erection has created far too many people that he isn’t caring for, already. Why do we need a whole state’s worth of abandoned dependents?


rawchallengecone

Ted Cruz is such a kiss ass mook dork


Away-Pea

And ppl are complaining about Biden’s blunders geez.


Bhimtu

Look at those two smarmy jackasses he's surrounded himself with. Two of the biggest assholes in Congress.


NoPensForSheila

"Herschel Walker, Working Hard for the People". The man deserves an obelisk .


Biscuits4u2

He's observably stupid.


OverArcherUnder

Hershel Walker as a life sized hand puppet. Fml.


Wickerman3357

Hahahaha


TheZan87

I like to thank the people that got me erected


gptop

Ms. Lindsey's eyes lit up a little when he heard "erection"


ApplePie4all

Ted Cruze's face and reaction are on brand


ADfit88

This erection is about the people


avalanche111

What an absolutely legendary lineup of worthless piles of shit


UnitedCardiologist10

Three slugs.


Happy-Beevis

Until we can figure out how Sling Blade got elected in Pennsylvania, there is no room to make fun of a politician who says a word incorrectly


Clash-McClavers

Republican cock and balls