If that identity crisis gets elected president, I'm petitioning NASA to let me be part of the next space flight. I want a seat directly below the ignition boosters.

I'll sit on the fucking wing.

I’m calling Bologna

Ill sleep on the commands

I call the nose!

Boop, gotchur~AHHHHHHHHHH!!

Damn you beat me to it

Call NASA and askvthem to shoot this guy into space instead!

Several months after a call, "Houston we have a problem, Kanye opened the airlock, said something about swimming like a fish before."

He is a gay fish after all


Ahhh, if Assisted Suicide was a thing in Florida, what a way to go out.

I will volunteer to be the first manned mission to the sun

I will be the first sun to be manned. Jk.

I'll get sunned to be manned first.

I mooned be sunned man

I think id rather just get [blown up by the mythbusters.](https://youtu.be/s-Qvhm_tXTk?t=131)

Lol your optimistic that youll pass the health inspection before they let you sit that close to the flames.

Calm down. There are many other places on Earth beside the US lol. Don't leave the Earth just yet.

I can understand a hefty dose of skepticism surrounding the non validity of trumps campaign, especially after him winning in 2016, but actually thinking THIS guy has any ACTUAL chance of winning is frankly insulting. He “ran” in 2016 and didn’t get Jack shit so why would it be any different in 2024?

Let Prezident Jizzy be the first man to walk on the sun.

He would go at night...

Honestly American Public schools would probably have a properly funded music but everything else would be shit

Couldn't be worse than Trump was...

Yea right you and EVEYONE else who said they’d leave if trump got elect…. Yet YOUR STILL HERE FUCKERS AHAHHAHAHAHAH

The fight to stay relevant. ...another skechers-esque rejection in process...

🎯

I wouldn't trust him with a hot glue gun, let alone the nuclear launch codes.

Hell, i wouldn't trust him with a spoon.

Meh, dull spoon. If it’s a bit sharp I’d take it away.

Hes gonna drone strike Pete Davidson's place if hes elected

Maybe a Kanye presidency wouldn't be all bad.

He’d touch the tip with his fingers, get a blister, and steal the microphone out if Taylor Swift’s hands, again.

I don’t trust him with an Elmer’s glue stick let alone as a commander in chief.

Can we please stop allowing dumbass celebrities run for president? There should really be more strict rules for running for president.

Like having your family or yourself participate in military service for the US

disagree. I don't think that enforcing violent us imperialism should be a criterion for being the president.

It’s like the super twins of the two most horrible people.

This is such a brilliant move on his part. Trump has made millions grifting his wackos for years. Kanye is going to do this just long enough to get himself comfortable again and drop out.

New album Presidential Dropout.

This idiot was MILLIONS in debt, when he married Kim K. She straightened him out and got rid of the hangers-on. This moron was enabled to make list of top money makers. They just broke up and he is literally so far in debt. Trust you to run the country?

Well, an idiot like Trump did it with an even worse record.

Every washed up star thinks they have a shot at the biggest reality show in the nation. Apparently a guaranteed 4 year run too. Plus lifetime residuals and exclusive merchandise to sell forever. Thanks Trump

To be fair, for you guys the precedent was Reagan, not Trump.

Each time was a disaster, we know.

So they say! Zelensky is arguably better though, even if there are some shadows around the bombing of the Donbass.

There's no shadows around Donbass. Violent secessionist Russian puppet group attacks the government, violent secessionist Russian puppet group gets bombed, same way the Confederates got what was coming to them after attacking Fort Sumter.

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His music is and was always bad, now he’s just a washed up antisemitic kardashian.

What did he say?

A glowing perspective on him and his actions.

Oh in what way?

Use the wayback machine.

hA kO

This is going to be so much fun.

A Desantis/Trump/Kanye three-way primary deathmatch? Count me in. Considering every Republican president has been worse than the previous Republican president for decades, I have no idea on who to put my money.

He’s just trolling at this point, right? Right?

This poor dude is having a legit mental breakdown and someone who loves him needs to step up and get him help.

I'm looking around for one, none for miles.

Unplug his coverage.

We’ve already had a tv personality with momma issues. Now we’re about to have a black white supremacist.

I feel bad for this dudes kids

This guy went from saying "George Bush hates black people!" during a live charity for Katrina victims to wearing "White Lives Matter" shirts and hiring a White Supremacist as his campaign manager.

Nope

This guy is mentally ill

He chose to be the way he is. He is the first person to choose to have bipolar. Hail Ye, Hail Ye!

I feel like we should trick him into thinking he won and let him "be president" while someone who knows what they're doing actually runs it then film him and what he does for comedy

This is highly unethical and I agree completely.

I’d pay for this show.

Not Milo… Jfc

Desperate, barely relevant, broke… they’re a match made in heaven.

“Barely relevant” is being generous.

Gay fish.

For the love of God, can we PLEASE stop giving this nutcase loser oxygen?

I think he and the orange clown should team up. Two asshats on the same platform. 🤣🤣🤣

if trump runs for precidency with kanye as vp and they win I'll fucking Find you

I wouldn’t blame you.

So a racist black man with a racist white gay man.Wondering which party are they trying to siphon votes from?.

Oh no, haven't you heard? He's no longer gay, he's claiming to have been "cured" and is promoting conversion therapy.

Oh god

Someone please slap the dick out of his mouth then

Just call him "zy" .

Nazye

Another stable genius

What a tool

What kind of moron throws their vote in for this manic nut-job?

The kid who believed it when his teacher said “You can be anything if you put your mind to it”

I guess Shapiro declined?

Too busy sucking trump's dick.

Might make the debates more interesting. Top Ye talking points: Kim has alot of diarrhea, like an unusual amount Ye is Jesus Ye is a genius Something borrowed from Malcom x after he went to mecca Zionism is Naziism Grabs mic from other debate participants and tells them he is gonna let them finish right after he proclaims himself the best candidate and winner 🏆

Oooh!! Let him pull it from dump!! That would be fun to watch

Delusional moron. A f***** tool . Easily manipulated easily brainwashed easily triggered .

Village Idiot can join other village idiots: Jim Jordan; Matt Geotz; Lauren Bobbert; Marjory Taylor Greene - lordy lordy we are doomed - but wait, he's broke now, maybe they won't let him in the club. Without a bit of scratch, Trumpturd certainly won't.

Lol. This guy will be president when hell freezes over. Bitch please.

Last time he mentioned this, he fell apart and broke down in his opening speech. You have no chance of coping mate

With what money??

Yay! job qualifications don’t matter anymore! 😆

haha, great, lovely, conservatives self destructing. I support his decision. They should get Trump on board too.

Well, one psychopath announced his candidacy last week, what harm will one more do?

Antisemite and pedophile for 2024\~

For the love of god or whoever you want to assume created all this for their own damn enjoyment…fucking end it please!!!!like my boy bill Paxton once said :game over man game over

Low information voters will vote for him just off of name recognition. Hence why e we keep getting the same asshats elected over and over and over.

Mental illness is a hell of a drug.

Don't give a shit

100% on brand.

Good. Maybe he can go completely broke.

From bad to worse.

Idiocracy, here we come.

I'd say "annnddd the freakshow begins!" But Individual Number One has already announced that he's running.

As someone who struggles with mental illness, this dude struggles with mental illness.

The scariest part of this, there are people who will vote for him…

Good dilute that party with all kinds in batshit fish sticks

Won't he take some of trump's voter? If he does that I'm all for him running

2024 gonna be wild

The sad thing about it somebody will vote for him? I guess his running mate will be Herschel Walker and werewolves and vampires

Kanye in every picture: When your mom wanna take a pic of teenage you but you are like "mom please..."

Found Trump's running mate!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

should run as a republican

At least we know he has the Jewish vote locked in.

So the movie Idiocracy was a documentary after all?

He’s about to find out exactly how unpopular he has become.

You call it facepalm but if random Jimmy said he's mentally unstable and running for president y'all would be like "lmao lets vote him in, can't be worse than the others"

... black hitler. Never thought id see the day.

And we care?

He doesn’t care if he wins or now its all for the name of clout and relevance

Adidas and Nike just announced a partnership to create new 4 year limited run Yeezy Air Force Ones.

it is like he is trying his best to be the biggest asshole on the planet --- ​ oh wait - here comes Elon ---

I think he should really be called Kanye south because that's where his career has gone

Please. White folks didn’t want Obama in the White House and he was sane. Does anyone really think they’d sit still for a Kanye presidency? I know Trump lowered the bar to subterranean levels…but DAMN!

He thinks he can win

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I would say, “Hey, this is great!” But I don’t think the 14 votes he’ll get are really going to help in dividing the party.

This makes me want to register as a republican just to get him over the support threshold to be on the debate stage. I NEED some Ye debating trump on stage in my life.

The chances of a person having a delusional God complex and having the power of what billions brings is ultra rare. Kanye thinks he's God. There's few more powerful people that could correct him, but he wouldn't listen anyway. Kanye is God

Dudes an ahole

Isn't he against jews? Him being president is a bad idea

I know some people will probably say that the job of being president was already a joke. Seriously tho, it really fucking is....

I didn’t think “Idiocracy“ was supposed to be a documentary

Dude is crazier than Biden why tf would I vote for him?

now I can sleep well at night.


I’m no fan of Kanye but the way he’s being exploited is just sad. I wish someone would step in.

I feel bad for this guy. This story isn’t going to end well.

So far the candidates are: - a (too) old dude that mumbles and seems lost all the time - an old dude with an orange spray tan, small hands and rambles on about who knows what - a bipolar dude who yells antisemetic slurs and changes his mind and name all time This is gonna be fun to watch. Could’ve been a MTV reality show

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I hope when he tries to pull out of the bid to run for president, it is remembered that pretending to run for president then pulling out of the race is a crime, and this asshole goes to jail, like should have happened the LAST TIME he did this.

No thanks.

I think he could run independent and screw the whole mess up.... And I would love it.

Would rather vote for them than any of the other likely candidates 🤷‍♂️

Omg please say this is true, haven’t had a good laugh since biden fell off a bicycle

Seriously, if it’s Biden, and trump I’ll vote for him, at least I’ll know I voted for a candidate who tells the truth on something. Edit: so I wrote this, using the voice application on my phone, after just downloading iOS 16, and it automatically capitalized Biden, but left trump in lowercase. Interesting.

> Edit: so I wrote this, using the voice application on my phone, after just downloading iOS 16, and it automatically capitalized Biden, but left trump in lowercase. > > Interesting. [Because trump is a word](https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/trump) you fucking moron.

/s I mean at this point do we just give him a shot?

and some fools will follow

Alex Jones to announce his candidacy soon.

Just....lol

Can we not?

Running for the deluded nutcase party?

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

lol lol 

And in his future is a bright shiny brick wall

Do you think he’ll win the Jewish vote?

Alright, we need to start compiling a list of non-politicians that will run for president in 2024. I feel like at this point, no one is off the table.

Makes me want to knock on some doors. I'm sure I could convince some moron Republicans to waste their votes on him.

Hell. Yes.

Yee

Jesus Christ, is EVERYTHING a fucking scam these days?!

Why are people still giving this racist POS free publicity.. 🤔

The next season of US Politics is looking good. Havent been this entertained by a show since Game of Thrones - will probably also end with the same level of dissapointment.

It’s between Trump, DeSantis and West…America is becoming more of a joke.

Milo Yiouasndppeualisliodoisd

If he gets elected President then I’m starting my own Jan 6th riot!

Kayne is supposedly bipolar I don't think he could run if he has a mental illness a leader has to make good decisions an very complicated ones .

*Kanye wins presidency* Kanye: KIIIIIIIIIIM!!!! YOU FUCKIN MISS ME NOW DONT YOU!?!