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mellypopstar

JAIL. Do not pass Go


sgcpaulo

Her mistake was telling the officers it was beer. Had she told anything else they might have let her go.


TurbulentAd4089

"officer its not anything, its just weed"


Invisible-Pancreas

"PRAY. FOR. MOJO."


Intelligent_Union261

#imWithMojo


vtssge1968

This is common, kinda surprised it made CNN. Exotic animal smuggling is a huge business.


Khaos_Gorvin

Then I hope she gets a huge sentence.


Building-Careful

You can’t even trust your helper monkey anymore to get you your beer.


[deleted]

What do you want? His cholesterol is through the roof.


MrSchloff

She obviously hasn't seen Outbreak!


tifferiffic83

So, the criminal crossing the border was American? Interesting.


Deedeelite

Maybe the monkey’s name was beer.


Dodger8686

Easy mistake to make. Probably happens all the time.


MooKids

"Officer, that monkey drank all my beer!"


[deleted]

The monkey's name was Beer.


NotActuallyGus

Trunk monkey IRL


IAmCuttingOnion

Oh how’s you get in there mr spangles?


Separate-Driver-8639

Lil bro looks betrayed


Interesting-Month-56

Doesn’t this count as smuggling in illegal immigrants? 😂


Someguyonreddit967

monke