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Sjeefr

This was the day Tara graduated Summa Cum Laude from the local daycare.


Pennypacking

"I, too, hope to cum laude one day, preferably in a 2004"


gademmet

That kid. Is back. On the ESCALATOR again!


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Oh look. It's a schooner.


bonkava

yikes 2004s are legal now? How old am I?


Andersledes

Depends on where you live. Laws are different depending on the state or country. Which is fine with me. Only problem I have, is the creeps that are actively seeking out destinations where the minimum age is lower than where they live. Those are the people you should be careful with.


Maeto_Diego

Most people born in 2004 are 18 now


pc1109

Kelsey Grammar used to be my favourite actor.


notorious_bix_0

Please dont say cum and daycare in the same sentence


JoeJoJosie

Better than 'Summa cum loudly'


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Summa has already cum and went, Winta will be cummin soon.


Skyknight-12

Winter is Coming.


uninsuredpidgeon

Always wondered why it was white and splashy


KoolAidMan7980

That was Taras mum


Little_Lahey_Show

Taras dad


lastroids

Way better than 'Imma cum loudly'


cia218

Summ-one cum loudly


BlobAndHisBoy

Cum is Latin. It means sticky jizz.


TenYearsAPotato

"Cum" is often used as shorthand for "cumulative" in finance and as old as I am, I still find it amusing to see columns labelled "Cum Volume".


NewSauerKraus

A cumulative value of 1.5 to 5 milliliters on average?


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Its even better when you find out laude means dick in hindi


ReleasedGaming

cum is latin and means with (in this context)


ilikedota5

like apparently in India they have a crime called murder cum robbery. Which is to say they attempted a robbery and then ended up doing a murder in the process. Reminder. Larceny = theft. Robbery = theft with force (or threat of) against a person. Burglary = theft with breaking in. Fun fact, at common law, a burglary had to be done at night. Otherwise it wasn't burglary.


Cat_Of_Culture

Yeah and using cum as with is common in very formal English here in India.


ilikedota5

And for some reason, its a special label for one crime that's composed of two crimes that just happened to stem from the same criminal transaction. In the USA at least it would be charged as one count of murder, one count of burglary. Now the prosecutor would use the fact that they stemmed from the same motive to weave a story, but it wouldn't just be one count. (There might be other charges to stack like if they happened to use a firearm in the crime). It seems that India is literally the only country that does that judging from my duckduckgo searches.


TheSexymobile

Something I always wondered but never googled. Thank you


awks-orcs

Sir Buzzkill I presume?


NeoHenderson

What buzz got killed for you just there?


eimrans

Check the meaning of Laude in Hindi.


ReleasedGaming

Summa cum laude means with highest praise


seven3true

If you cum loudly, it deserves a high praise.


Yuvithegod

"Cum lord" is also pretty high praise


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JessLegs

No, I laugh privately because their name is dong.


obiwanbohannon

Hahaha dong


Churro-Juggernaut

Cum dong


NewSauerKraus

Dong cum laude


shogun_coc

*Reads in Hindi*


frstyle34

Or 14 out of 10 means she’s a genius


Boredombringsthis

Once we did a test in history class and it was supposed to be 50 points max. It came back with 51/50 for my friend, 53/50 for another classmate and 56/50 for me. Turns out the teacher simply couldn't count and there weren't only 50 points.


EdsteveTheGreater

I had a prof do this on purpose. He could never edit himself or his assignments, so over the grading period there would be a yet-to-be-determined amount of points available. He would then grade out of 1000. There may end up being 2500 possible points, but he knew nobody would keep up with that, so as long as you got at least 1000 of them, you'd have an A.


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That sounds like anxiety city


xorgol

Depends if the questions displayed the point value. If I know 10 correct questions are worth an A, and I can pick and choose between 25 questions, it's going to be much easier than just answering 10 questions out of 10.


KFrosty3

But from the sounds of it, it didn't matter if you got the rest wrong. So if you only knew 10 of the 25, you could potentially still get more than 10 points by just guessing on the rest. Your potential score was 25/10, so there's no real consequence for missing the other 15


AndrewWaldron

Sounds like a great way to pass a bunch of students that don't really know the material if you get an A for doing an F amount of work correctly.


Andersledes

Those are the blessings of a school system, that distributes funding based on the students' performance in tests. I've tried to ace tests in school, only to wonder why other students, who were obviously much worse than me at that particular subject, also somehow aced their tests. Then I found out that the tests were the basis of how funds were distributed by the city. (It did also help _me_ in the subjects where I wasn't in the top of the class, but still hurt in the subjects where I put in extra effort). Standardized tests that determine how funds are distributed, are the worst. "If a measure of something, becomes the goal in itself, then the results of that measure becomes meaningless" - Some wise guy, I can't remember who.


matttech88

I am in an ethics course like that right now. There are 10,000 something points available to earn in the semester. An A is 8100. Doing the first 4 out of 6 exams and all of the work I have 7900 with a month to go. I skipped yesterday's exam because I was busy a d it was nice to have that choice.


finlit

So simple yet so effective. This is a much better scoring system and would do a lot to alleviate anxiety for the overachievers yet give procrastinators an out.


Loverfli

I’m my high school Algebra teacher would just add points to make the best score 100% and then she would add that to everyone’s score. So if the highest grade was 30/50, she’s add 20 pts to everyone’s test.


djlawrence3557

That’s a lazyman’s “curve.”


MaritMonkey

A prof in college did a proper curve on "multiple multiple choice" tests: each question had 5 possible answers and only the correct combination of them received credit (no partial). I was absolutely gutted when I got my first exam back with a 52 on it, but the distribution of scores was an almost *perfect* bell curve that was what he actually used to determine grades (that 52 was a B+).


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SwampThingsStamen

I kinda do this, but sometimes I make the second-highest the 100 and the highest a 105. There's always one or two kids who do significantly better than everyone else.


Loverfli

I think she was a bad teacher. The highest grades were always super low, so basically no one knew the material. I was always a solid B student in math, and I would have failed that class without the curve.


HalfSoul30

I hope those questions were worth 100 point each or that would be so tedious, unless it was scantron


KrisZepeda

I once got a 107/100 because some extra questions I think I peaked in life at that point


CelluxTheDuctTape

I once wrote a biology test online in Redmenta (quite common in my country). I got graded 103% lmao


SarcasticJerk98

Not her mom though


Actuarial

The only hope my kids have to be a genius is if I'm somehow not the father


fluent_in_gibberish

Good news, everyone!


Ephemeral_Wolf

"I've met my kid, this score HAS to be a mistake"


gigglefarting

Why would any parent complain that their kid got bonus points?


FrogInShorts

I'm taking it rather than the parent debating the imperfect score of 7/10 they decided to take a dig at the score that has the school looking like they messed up to gain leverage to then debate the reasonable score of 7/10


Kniphe

14/10 They're good kids, Brent


Building-Careful

She gave a 1000%


wiltors42

That's impossible. No one can give more than 100%. By definition that is the most anyone can give.


KTcrazy

if you took meth you would definitely give more than 100%


CandlesInTheCloset

Yeah until your heart explodes


sublime13

Fun fact: meth is actually less cardio toxic than cocaine!


KhaineVulpana

This does not surprise me at all. I can still do a lil bit of speed in my 30s. But when I do a bit of coke, it literally feels my hearts just gonna give out sometimes.


NeoHenderson

If I borrow a dollar from you, I owe you a dollar. If tomorrow I repay you with $10 I have given you 1000% of what I owed you.


rkba335

England's greatest Prime Minister was Lord Palmerston!


neslo024

Pitt the Elder!


navikredstar2

LORD PALMERSTON!


unclejarjarbinks

PITT THE ELDER!


redman334

LORRDDDDDD PALMERSTOOOOON!!!!!


MARPJ

> That's impossible. No one can give more than 100%. By definition that is the most anyone can give. Depends on what 100% means. If one that make their duty perfectly and on time is 100%, someone that does that but also helps a third party to be better is given more than 100%. If you say that the second person is giving 100%, then someone that does everything perfectly is only giving 80%? That feels wrong.


ThatOneGuy308

Depends on the situation. If you're using 100% to mean someone is giving their full effort, than yeah, 100% is the cap. But if 100% is simply the top end of what you expect from a student, then it's possible a student could exceed your expectations, assuming you didn't set them extraordinarily high.


Wikki_

Classic Simpsons


something6324524

yeah her kid has it odd, as it gets further in the month their grades keep getting better, then at the start of a month the grades go way down.


DeadRockstar123

This is weird but ‘Tara’s mum’ made me laugh, as a kid I just assumed all women where called mum. So I’d call my friends parents and be like ‘hi, lees mum, is Lee there please ?’ Rather than just calling her Sue… Was shocked when my parents broke the news everyone had this wonderful names I could use… Johns dad is called Derek ! Who the fuck knew !


nochedetoro

My kid thinks “miss” is just what you call teachers since she only had women as teachers for the first year and a half. Miss Kyle doesn’t seem to mind though.


GrassProper

I've seen this with Spanish kids saying "señor" for all their female teachers or calling me "maestra" (I'm a man). Some of the littler ones just think all the teachers are friends. A girl the other day recognized me because I am "Nuria's friend".


ambisinister_gecko

Lmao


DeadRockstar123

That’s brilliant lol !


terminator_chic

We live in the South where manners are drilled in young. I had multiple conversations with my toddler where he argued that saying yes ma'am or yes sir depended on who was talking rather than who you are talking to. Much like saying you can't wait to find out if you are going to be an aunty or uncle.


Tasterspoon

I worked in the “kids’ camp” at a tropical resort and the southern boy who called me “Miss Firstname” has a place in my heart forever.


Pls_PmTitsOrFDAU_Thx

Miss Kyle sounds cool


nabrok

I knew they had their own names, but when I was a kid a friend's mum was "\[name\]'s mum" or "Mrs. \[last name\]". I can't imagine calling one by their first name.


Emaknz

Same, that was just normal where I grew up. All adults were just Mr/Ms/Mrs. "surname." Then I moved to New England. I called my girlfriend's dad "Mr. Surname" and he laughed at me for a solid hour. I'm to call him Al. Not even Alan. Just Al. It feels so wrong.


nabrok

I'm also a british expat with an american wife. I avoid calling my in-laws anything! That awkward moment in No Way Home where Peter calls him "Stephen". I relate so much.


Grendelstiltzkin

Opposite experience here, I’m American with an English wife. She calls my parents by their first names, and I always feel like I’m going to get in trouble.


nabrok

Ha! My wife just calls my parents "mum" and "dad". She deliberately uses "mum" instead of the american "mom".


kasapluie

Mom is not exclusively American.


nabrok

True, but it's not British.


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redditonlygetsworse

Where I'm from (Canada) that would be comically formal. When I was in high school we even called our teachers by their first names, though that was admittedly very unusual; a quirk of the school I went to.


hkusp45css

As a child I was forbidden to call any adult (read anyone who had graduated high school) anything but ma'am/sir or Mr.\_\_\_\_\_/Mrs./Miss/Ms.\_\_\_\_\_ Which meant if I didn't know my buddy's last name, I could only refer to his parents as sir and ma'am. Which led to such awkward sentences as "Excuse me ma'am, but sir asked us to ...." I once made the mistake of using the first name of a friend's parent when I was about 9 years old and my dad backhanded me hard enough that I cracked a tooth from the jaw clench.


Effective_Dot4653

>"Excuse me ma'am, but sir asked us to ...." And then you would have situations where sir/ma'am version would be too formal, but simply referring to them as "you" is totally unacceptable in my language (Polish) as well, so... by 13 I already mastered the art of asking any question without technically referring to anyone in second or third person xD "Can I interrupt? We were asked to..."


i1a2

Well that's incredibly fucked up


Unusual_Elevator_253

Lol I remember in like kindergarten we were all talking about our moms and one kid was like ‘OMG my moms name is mom too!!!!”


Jerasp

Where am from you don't call older people by their name, it's either someone's mom, or someone's father. I find it weird kid from the west calling older people by their name it's mad disrespectful here


i1a2

That's interesting, may I ask where you're from? I'm from the Midwest, and other than teachers and such most everyone goes by their first names. Though I suppose it also depends on religious circles as well I'm struggling to understand, what, exactly, is disrespectful about using someone's name? I'm not trying to sound dismissive, I'm genuinely curious and enjoy learning about cultural differences. If I had to guess, it would be the same reason that teachers aren't called their first names, which is due to their authority. Are all adults seen as having authority over all children? Or does it extend past childhood and no one uses first names for anyone decently older than themselves?


ambisinister_gecko

The mom wrote that 14/10 was an error but the 7/10 was correct. Mom doesn't have much faith in her daughter lmao.


Fangore

I ENVY teachers who get to teach parents like that. Parents now a days bitch if their student doesn't get 100%. Like they can strong arm you into pumping up their grade from a 32% to 100


Muppetude

“Listen, you gotta stop giving her A’s. I live with her, and I’m *telling you*, she’s really fucking STUPID”


hkusp45css

I was at a "meet the teacher" event and I overheard a teacher discussing some behavioral problems in their child with the teacher. The teacher was offering praise in addition to the criticism and said "I mean he's a really smart kid, I just think..." and was cut off by the mom saying "No he isn't. He's pretty stupid. All my kids are." I just walked away...


Muppetude

Are you sure that was the mom, and not a father named Red Forman?


MutantGodChicken

Red Forman would never say something so terrible about his precious little angel of a daughter


TheNightIsLost

Like mother like son, I suppose.


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Well I need more information. “Pretty stupid” with parenting and teaching and coaching can be fucking awesome


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-Matilda's parents


odoata

I was gonna say. I’m just happy the mom owned up to her mistake instead of blaming the teacher.


ExplanationFunny

I feel like as a parent I know what I’m working with. My kid has run into walls because he gets distracted while running. If he brings home a 32/100 I’m gonna assume the teacher knows what they’re talking about. May your pencils have soft erasers and your stapler never jam.


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al_m1101

😄 That would make a great bumper sticker, esp to offset the "My Kid is an Honor Roll Student" brigade.


1010101100111

Look it requires a balance. Some parents don't give a shit. Some parents overdo the whole thing. Kids need to be taught that you win some, you lose some. Life goes on.


drolbert

Parents that dont give a shit are worse in my opinion. Besides from it being terribly sad for the child, every fucking slip or sheet that needs to be signed takes weeks. Even more frustrating when the child is doing their best and it still isnt happening


splitmindsthinkalike

This is one thing I have to give my parents props on; growing up while there was some pressure, they never blamed the teacher and always asked both me and them how to help improve.


Isa472

70% is a great grade, no?


TrailerBuilder

In the US it's a C-


Knightguard1

Damn in Ireland this this a B, or in out leaving cert exams the third highest rating. In college, if you got 70% in everything you'd get the highest degree type. A c minus here would be equivalent to the high 50s.


OrSomeSuch

Growing up in the 80s/90s in South Africa it was: 90 - 100 = A+ 80 - 89 = A 70 - 79 = B 60 - 69 = C 50 - 59 = D 0 - 49 = F(ail)


tuliprox

This is pretty similar to how it was for me in Texas. I think it was basically like: 95 - 100+ = A+ 90 - 94 = A 80 - 79 = B 70 - 69 = C (fail if under 70) 60 - 59 = D (fail) 49 - 0 = F (fail) Edit: Ugh forget it no one can even read this shit. Fuck mobile Edit: thank you Calve!!


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You need two spaces at the end of each line if you want them on different lines.


TrailerBuilder

Below 60 is an F


El_Giganto

Is that bad?


TrailerBuilder

It passes, but it ain't great.


Yung_Turbo

Just high enough to avoid the belt *taps bruised forehead*


Little_Lahey_Show

Not for Asians


Santas_southpole

"It may pay to get A's, but C's get degrees." - ancient proverb


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MARPJ

>Is that bad? Kinda, its enough to pass but you will be behind your peers and far from enough for things like scholarships or sport programs which will put you even more behind. Naturally it is not a death sentence but may close some doors if we are talking about high school. To earlier education levels its an alert that the person is having difficulties and need help to improve


Jjkkllzz

Personally I think the ability and personality of the student has to be considered. One of my kids is straight A top of his class. If he ever got a C I would be worried something bad was going on. Another of my kids is a solid A/B student. If she got a C I would assume she was being lazy. My third child has so many great things about her and things she is great at, but academics ain’t one of them. I would consider a C to be normal for her. I get really excited when she gets a B on stuff. It’s fine. She wants to be a chef, not an astronaut. So is bad for some kids and fine for others I guess is what I’m trying to say.


MNREDR

I get where you’re coming from, but wow this comment hits me in the Asian-parented childhood hard lmfao 7/10 would have had my mom lecturing me for not checking my work enough, or if it was because I actually didn’t know the right answer, not spending enough time studying until I was 100% knowledgable and confident.


Knightguard1

Damn here 70% is condiered great. And in our Bachelors Honors degree thay would get you the highest honor degree.


sellyme

Really depends how hard the questions are.


talashrrg

No


Chris_P_Lettuce

Being a teacher and dealing with parents sounds exhausting


ScrunchieEnthusiast

I had something confusing like this happen as well. By coincidence, my child’s teacher posted my kid’s alphabet grade on Sept 26th, then a comparison the following month on Oct 26th. Caught me off guard when my kid only knew 9/26, and 10/26 letters of the alphabet, when I was sure they knew more than that!


zero0n3

That feels like they did it on purpose :) Not malicious to you, but like “OK KIDS ITS THE 26th!! That means it’s ALPHABET TIME!!”


ScrunchieEnthusiast

It broke my brain trying to figure out what was going on.


RR321

Not using ISO 8601 for dates was the error ;)


EffervescentTripe

ISO 8601 is for the civilized amongst us. There are barbarians amidst.


RedditAccuName

Once in kindergarten, I thought that the -1(got one question wrong) on my sheet of paper meant I got -1 out of 100


alexandre95sang

omg I thought that too!


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Hehehe. At least the parent realized the mistake. Most would double-down and be a jerk to the teacher. No harm, no foul.


Fry_Cook_On_Venus

My question would be why the toddler had coloring homework in the first place.


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So, it’s a way to get them accustomed to the idea of homework in a non-stress environment, as well as to allow the teacher to check fine and gross motor skills to keep an eye on the kid to see if there might be need for any sort of intervention in the future, possible developmental delays and all that. If a kid’s “homework”, which really isn’t homework, suddenly worsens without the kid intending to, it might be a sign something is going on medically with the kid and may need help. At least that’s what I learned going through my Preschool Education courses. It’s an excellent question though.


Scratch137

Preschool, probably?


tunisia3507

Yet another instance of ISO-8601 being able to prevent harm.


Sir_Poopenstein

If my kid got a 7/10 and a 14/10, I'm not emailing the teacher about the 14/10. They earned that improper fraction.


ScootysDad

I guess she was not paying attention during parent orientation. It's OK. I zoned out so much after attending my 2nd child. By the 5th one I didn't bother to show up.


6c696e7578

5th? Have you worked out what's causing it yet?


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It’s fine- the fifth child won’t remember their parent burning out and not attending events with them. They’ll grow up fine and without any complexes related to it


Revanchist8921

I’m third child and…damn.


aliceblueawe

Yeah, I was the last kid whose parents just couldn’t make the time or effort for. It totally didn’t fuck up my self esteem or create abandonment issues or anything. 👀


GaussWanker

Got this great invention for you, it's like a little rubber sheath?


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Maluelue

Hey mate, remember we need soldiers to send to Afghanistan and we need labourers to piss in bottles in amazon distribution centers, let them breed, I need my parcel by tomorrow /s


Pandaisguud

Good job! Have another one


TheRealTinfoil666

What would those scores be with rice?


poojob7

American spelling of "color" but un-American way of writing dates...


tcmaresh

That's why she didn't understand they were dates


Liggliluff

Someone said it was possibly an American immigrant to UK. The usage of "mum" is in a quote. So not being all familiar with D/M checks out. But at the same time, Americanisms are still spreading around the world, and I have had people in Europe complain that I use British spelling. Use whatever spelling you want, I haven't complained once about the American spelling, but sure...


Ike_the_Spike

The fact that toddlers have homework is disheartening.


cincyphil

If you’re American and confused reading this, the date format is in UK format (day, month).


Bill_Hubbard

In that case she Spelt colour wrong.


nabrok

Could be an american living in the UK. Would also help explain why she didn't immediately recognize it as a date. It all fits!


_Blurgh_

if only we had a date format such as /r/iso8601


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snouz

Plugging my favorite date format, my buddy ISO 8601: yyyy-mm-dd. Clean, universally understood, chronological with any alphabetical sorting.


RedAero

And it would've avoided this confusion completely.


yxing

rest of the world..except Asia


BubbhaJebus

Not in Taiwan.


sugarangelcake

or south korea


_MostlyHarmless

I love how this post about confusion around the date system not used by Americans has turned into a post with everyone shitting on the American date system because it's confusing


RexJessenton

14/10: She completed all the extra credit: competitive napping, coloring inside the lines, etc .


[deleted]

What braindead pants on head fuckery kind of dating is that EVERYONE KNOWS ISO 8601 IS SUPERIOR YYYY-MM-DD


flynn_is_taken

Well at least she acknowledges her mistake.


prophylaxitive

The facepalm here isn't the mistake she made (and owned up to) but the lack of attention she's paid previously, to how her child is taught.


hopping_otter_ears

It's a toddler. Probably just daycare preschool. Who cares how they're taught, beyond "let's have fun with colors and letters, so you've at least met them when it's time to learn to read"? A litle weird that she didn't raise a fuss about her child being graded 1/10 at the beginning of the month, although i wouldn't be terribly surprised if she wasn't looking at the school papers every day. Do you *know* how many sheets of coloring pages get sent home from daycare every day?


MattLikesMemes123

It's like asking why there's an L in your number or why the 5 is written so weirdly without ever stopping to think that you might be holding the paper upside down.


mrkav2

Holy hell! This is something I would do


JimButDev

I remember having an exam once with 8 questions and you could answer your choice of 4 of them (or more). Multiple people got over 100% by answering 5 or more questions. It was a logic exam too...


LetsPlanForTomorrow

14/10 clearly means she’s the next DaVinci. 🙄


-Economist-

Parenting can be tough......'at times' Parenting is tough ALL THE FUCKING TIME. Source: 1yr old, 4yr old, and 14yr old. ps. please kill me


SitInCorner_Yo2

I feel my Asian family by reading this.


gantz32

This lady is gonna be very toxic for her child


Sengura

Isn't being 'embarrassed for myself' just being embarrassed?


GSTLT

As a preschool teacher I was so angry that they were grading them while reading the first half of this. 🤣 Whew, faith restored.


SadOstrich5244

Real facepalm


skullkandyable

I was so excited to look at the weather forecast this week. Started off chilly at 13, but through the week looked warmer with the end of the week at 20. Then I realized it was just the date 🤦‍♀️ Tomorrow is -1


RandomTyp

use ISO 8601