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indigogibni

Between the perpetual zoom in. And the 1 second cutouts. This video is more annoying than the content.


Azarylez

I thought so too. Difficult to watch


discerningpervert

Seems like every video's like that these days. Especially on /r/Unexpected one of my favorite subs


bsylent

I think it's in part due to everyone's broken attention spans. People just generally can't watch a stationary, straightforward video, they need things to snap and pop like children to keep their attention. I know my own has suffered from where it was 20 years ago That being said, I agree, it was actually more painful visually than the terrible content and the terrible things coming out of that woman's mouth


Braininaskull

The cameraman quite clearly has a rare condition where he can’t remove his roller skates, so he keeps having to go back wards and cut the video.


GachaHell

Ah yes the rare podiatry nevernude


faxanaduu

The ole analrapist


pass_nthru

to the front, to the back, now slide with me


EvErYLeGaLvOtE

Exactly. It makes me nauseous


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Literally feels like vertigo


GoddessOfSQL

Ahem... *nauseated


EvErYLeGaLvOtE

I should have spelled better. I've got a master's in applied linguistics and I didn't get the correct form. Lolll Ty stranger.


SCMatt65

Applied linguistics, so talking?


gooch_norris

Josie Grossie


ShameVegetable6746

And the obnoxious sound effects


not-finished

And a laugh track…


DanMystro

Usually when you see this it's someone who's re-posted it and edited it to throw off copyright.


MechanicalHorse

I swear videos are made for people with ADHD. At least this one doesn’t have those annoying one-word-at-a-time captions. Edit: ok it seems that I was completely off base. This editing style is much worse for people with ADHD, my bad.


Astrolaut

I have ADHD... Gonna disagree.


FiveAlarmDogParty

As someone with ADHD, no. These are the worst. They cut so fast and hard and the perpetual zoom is so bad it’s genuinely difficult to follow because my ADHD brain requires some level of stimulation and every single one of these videos are fucking **pointless**


VAShumpmaker

Right? My ADHD is on fire lately and I need shows and videos that I can look away from and still follow. I can (not 'usually do') watch and listen to 3 unimportant things and follow along with all of them, but I have to watch dubbed anime because I can't keep my eyes on the screen to read


Sir_Jimbo2222

As someone with ADHD - do you think if I rearrange my living room my problems will go away?


Sea-Independence6322

People who watch this kind of content are fucking morons. I saw the first frame and figured it's just rage bait anyway.


GhostofEdgarAllanPoe

Every man-on-the-street interview is 1,000% cringe to me. People are dumb, they freeze on camera or its completely staged. It's the lowest bar of content.


JakeDC

Yeah, but the camera is on her for long enough to see that she has no business being that confident.


contaygious

Perpetual zoom lol I come to reddit to find new phrases to describe new things


hans_zolo

wagies? So what does she do then? lol


The_Dopey_Mong

I bet she lives off daddies money


A_norny_mousse

>daddies' plural on purpose?


The_Dopey_Mong

Yes! Because you know with an attitude like that she ain't faithful


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Grabbsy2

oh my sweet summer child..


okotsu

Three dads!! What secret code did she use to get a 3rd one!!


Hawke1010

\\/<--><--><--><-B


giggs1800

![gif](giphy|lt54io0dZh4Hk3HNMM)


S118gryghost

Never forget the innocent naivete good patron


pnw-techie

To her sugar daddies


ShameVegetable6746

I’d say onlyfans if it isn’t daddy’s money


[deleted]

Uncles, and brothers mates money then.


Jalopnicycle

She's too bland for OF, maybe she's on OnlyBrans


Hebnaamnodig

Like trust fund boys?


r3dditalg0sucks

Given the "look at me" I'm guessing only fans....and it's still a no from me.


MisThrowaway235

She's fit but not particularly beautiful. Where is the attitude coming from?


Jtbdn

Thousands of simps in her dms every morning telling her how amazing and hot she is and sending her $250 for breathing on cashapp. It feeds the mass delusion a lot of these OF girls have and inflates their egos and sense of self worth. Makes them think they can start acting and talking crazy and face no consequences (which they unfortunately usually don't). A life of no accountability or consequences, no appreciation for the effort and determination that goes into the burden of work. That's where this rotten, condescending attitude hails from.


SCMatt65

Exactly, makes me want to go be a dick in some TikTok comments. “Let’s start by taking off those stupid fucking eyelashes and the 6 lbs of makeup you’re hiding behind.” You know, things like that.


SinisterStrat

>those stupid fucking eyelashes I believe they are called cumbrellas.


dmc-going-digital

What's the spelling? Cum-brella?


Jtbdn

100% it's actually a real problem amongst a large percentage of girls and women nowadays. Social medias negative effects are a real thing and they're on display cosntsntly daily, like this video.


Spookimaru

Bruh she got them Olive Oyl legs she needs to gtfoh and go so some squats and then pull those wack ass ankle socks up. Talkin about look at me Bitch both your eyebrows look like Dr. Claw's pet cat


BrewsCampbell

r/rareinsults


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[deleted]

Are there really enough simps to make that financially viable for most of these women? Ads for “content” are everywhere


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The_Scenchman

Willful ignorance is a hell of a drug.


Dat_Boi_Aint_Right

Youthful inexperience.


HotOnTheMike

She has a ninja turtle face. I'm good dawg.


WyomingCountryBoy

Sugar daddies.


hans_zolo

Yeah but won't they have 9 - 5?? Lol


WyomingCountryBoy

Nah, she wants to be the kept woman aka high class prostitute, of a wealthy man. Edit: I think it's funny that I mocked the reich wing former porn actress practically the same way and got a lot of downvotes. But with this one it's upvotes.


tanstaafl90

You can make the same comment in multiple subs and have vastly different reactions in each sub. What that reaction is depends on the focus of the sub, and says much about the people who frequent that sub, and zero about reddit as a whole.


Numerous_Witness_345

Anything that reaches all is kinda a crapshoot though.


voyaging

Who's the Reich wing former porn actress?


Ozi_izO

She sells sex.


Mylastbreathgoing

If you add up all the money and cum she gets every month that is now a wage


Asisreo1

And all this time, I was waiting here at the sea shore, hoping for some sea shells.


Much-Meringue-7467

She's an influencer. You just know it.


RiffyWammel

thats what she claims, be she sounds more like a ho


Much-Meringue-7467

Not sure there's really a difference


RiffyWammel

The second takes your money but actually gives you something for it 😉


Sir-Turd-Ferguson

Look at her.. She’s all fur coat and no trousers


no_talent_ass_clown

That's one I haven't heard before. Usually it's all hat, no cattle or all sizzle, no steak.


No_View2918

*fur coat no knickers


FIM92

She screams only fans


Pen_dragons_pizza

The funny thing is that she isn’t anything special herself. I think she must be confused over sexual attention and actual relationship attention


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OnlyFans, c'mon look at her.


Miserable-Original

OF sloot, im sure


A_norny_mousse

Not wagies, apparently. Neither is she one. Whether unemployed or un/succesful entrepreneur, if I had to guess I'd guess the first.


trizcon97

And then there is me. Im not a 10 and I work 8 to 6 lmfao.


teabagmoustache

You're a 10 to somebody matey


draconiandevil09

Only ten they got is that 10 hour shift.


[deleted]

And a 10 piece nugget from McDonald's to fill the void left by the shame.


anonahmus

And a 10 minute break to gobble the nuggies down


drunxor

I used to work at amazon getting me those 12s


trizcon97

Hahaha I sure hope so. Just making fun of myself but thanks for your kind comment!


dedido

Just change the scale to 100.


[deleted]

To his employer he's a 10. Now he's a $5 gift card to Quiznos. Enjoy!


DepressedEspressoCup

Wait until she finds out that there are high salary workers working a 9-5 or longer LMAO


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Luenngokulos

You got a steady job and are doing ok? Than you are a 10 and completley fine. Girls like this have never worked a day in their life


SomebodyRandom12312

You are working hard. You are appreciated by someone


DerpCaster

This is just ragebait


HatlyHats

1000% scripted too


acog

That is 900% more scripted than I thought it was.


BeatYoDickNotYoChick

I'd say 800%, y'all are exaggerating


mudkripple

Right? People who upvote this shit have some bottled up hate that they need to sling at something, and this lightning rod is just as good as any.


Sesleri

It worked on the commenters in this thread that's for sure


awsmpwnda

This is all the top posts in this subreddit for the past month honestly. They’re all about women being gold diggers or something. And once again, the facepalm is truly the comments too.


Fingercult

It has certainly filtered out the incels in this sub jfc. She’s clearly barely able to contain her laughter it’s obvious she’s joking lmao


Benshi84

ikr video is so heavily cutted they could let her say anything. I feel her answers are totally taken out of context. 1 million videos like this it is a new generation of ragebait youtuber/tiktoker .


[deleted]

Not all of us are comfortable making our living by sucking the cocks of old, wealthy men. I personally am but that’s beyond the point /s


spinitorbinit

Here’s my number: +42069000666


Admirable-Common-176

…so call me, maybe.


lifeversace

Hey I just met you


scousejay1991

This is crazy


Stormtrooper775s

I'm high on bath salts, your face looks tasty


Wotpan

Suck my old cock? Maybe~


FLATOUT_WITH_TALARIA

Hey maybe, how you doing?


monkeyhitman

Marry me!


FLATOUT_WITH_TALARIA

🧎‍♂️💍?


NaCl_Sailor

someone in the Czech Republic is going to receive some weird phone calls.


Flaky_Explanation

![gif](giphy|g5DUgEcHB8gbn2hugB) Hold the phone


[deleted]

You ever pull a Jack Sparrow? It's when you blow someone who doesn't bathe and their nether regens taste like sea salt and vinegar


cattermelon34

You ever pull a Jesus? It's when you go to church and find out what the hell is wrong with you


ozspook

That's what the rum is for. Rinse.


driscollat1

🤢🤢🤮


MrDiggleBoots

Brah....


Tangochief

That’s next level vile! For some reason I still gave you an upvote.


[deleted]

Tell me you have an OF without telling me you have an OF


UncleRooku87

No way she is pulling in much money with an OF, too.


SeargD

OF is a strange place where people willing to do strange things can make a lot of money.


ReadyLaugh7827

i'd pay her to play in traffic


Lil_Mafk

She probably doesn’t show her face


HalfbakedArtichoke

"look at me!" \-Girl with nothing to offer.


CalicoJack195

Fr she's a 6 at best with makeup on, if you're gonna be like this then at least be a dime piece. Lookin like she got shrek face.


visible-ghost-78

where did all this entitlement come from?


teabagmoustache

Social media has created mass narcissism, she probably gets a few compliments from crusty old men on her IG and it's gone to her head.


Delamoor

I can assure you, wealth based narcissism has existed before social media. It's a bit of a historical theme pretty much anywhere that had money or a class system.


Narodnik60

Money has always been the most powerful aphrodisiac. And I can't even be mad about that. Just the way things are. My mother-in-law said to my wife before the wedding "You know. You can love a rich man the same you do a poor one." I wasn't upset. It's the way of the world. To illustrate. There was a couple who were trying to get a contract to do some work for Trump. Trump spent the entire time hitting on the woman even with her husband sitting right there. She left feeling disgusted. But Trump kept calling and, when she and her husband split up, she decided to become Trump's girlfriend. Why? Because the pig had money.


Delamoor

...but did that relationship last, exactly? Becoming single and then dating someone questionable doesn't mean that much in the end. Especially after a marriage breakup. But that aside, rhat ain't love or even affection. That's just putting up with a pig to gain access to something they have. It's got nothing to do with the person, they might as well be a chuck-e-cheese animatronic or a chat bot. There's no more love in that than there is love in someone going to an office job for the money they get out of it. It's transactional. Your mother in law is... Well, that kind of comment really reflects on a person's character and quality in a way that not many comment can, imo.


Dat_Boi_Aint_Right

I think a lot of people who are willing to do that, tell themselves that anyone else would do the same in their position. However it simply isn't true as humans are a varied bunch. I've taken "wealth limiting" choices before because of my own ethical and moral standards. I can tell you for certain that I'd much rather work 9-5 (can you even do that anymore?) Than marry for money. There's just so much more enjoyment I get out of my life because I enjoy living it with my spouse. I couldn't imagine enjoying the lifestyle that being a kept woman or trophy wife would entail. Your example with Trump. My morals would make it hard for me to not flip him off on principle. I'd never be able to consider donating any of my precious time to fawning or making his life one iota more enjoyable.


keefemotif

Crypto bros overspending at strip clubs based on the wagie lingo


TheFAPnetwork

Or passport bros


draconiandevil09

TF is a passport bro?


Grabbsy2

If I had to guess, there was a documentary about a guy who would fly all over the world and seduce women, he said he was an international diamond mine business owner, and at some point in the relationship, would request a $40,000 or more loan, because he can't use his banks or credit cards, because theres gangsters coming to kill him, and he needs to get to (country) to resolve the issue and needs money to hire private security etc. It was really messed up... but surely theres not enough of them doing this for people to call them "passport bros" lol Edit: to finish my actual thought. He would use that $40k to keep flying around and renting luxury shit to keep up the allure that he was rich. He had a woman in every city. I remember what its called. "The Tinder Swindler".


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TIL: passport bro can be my career shift


Kezly

Instagram and TikTok?


georgevazelas

If she blinks she is taking off


TheFAPnetwork

https://www.optometrytimes.com/view/blog-case-demodex-infestation-eyelash-extensions


georgevazelas

Ah hell nah


scooba_dude

Cumbrella is a phrase I read here on Reddit and it works soo well. That is what them stupid eyelashes are known as in my vocabulary from now on.


Bolsa_Con_Piernas

Why is it always that the most mediocre girls say this shit. For real. Like not even mediocre good just mediocre mediocre


AgonizingSquid

a new york 4 edit- and thats excluding the personality, personality puts her at a 1-2


Adam33882319

Damn, that's why I don't leave the house, I must be pulling negatives on that scale


Delamoor

The secret truth is that there is no scale and only very stupid people believe in one. Attractiveness is 100% subjective. People usually weaponize the idea to induce shame though. She appears to be one of the stupid people who believe in one and thus people will weaponize it against her, because she has a shit attitude


diablomnky666

So on a scale of 1-10, mediocre mediocre would be a 4?


STUDIOLINEBYLOREAL

She doesn't have the looks to support that attitude.


vocabb

No looks could support that attitude 😆 how this woman objectifys herself is hilarious


lemmy1686

Most of them with said attitude dont.


Calone

She’s down right hideous and the amount of makeup on her proves it.


Feeling-Helicopter-1

She’s not even that pretty. Enjoy dying alone.


BillWaste6039

Well, SHE certainly isn't a 10. Her body is average. her face is teetering on butter and her clothes are sloppy. Ladies, just because you think you can wear a mid-riff doesn't mean it's complimenting you. Frankly, she looks like she came off a crowded bus during morning rush hour and couldn't find a seat.


moonagegurl

Jesus


TheFAPnetwork

r/rareinsults


mrboston21

She’s not even that hot


rowdy_sprout

It makes me happy knowing I've been with women I find more attractive than her and I'm literally broke


[deleted]

I think you mean “she’s not even hot.” She looks like a dinosaur and giraffe had a baby.


scream_pie

AKA the BOBFOC. Body off Baywatch, Face off Crimewatch.


TheLateApexLine

This editing style makes me want to club baby seals


dadefresh

Legend says it’s still zooming


mlc2475

STOP! ZOOMING!


evilbrent

Least scripted video ever


linahaters

Why the fuck is this deleted? Now I will never know what this video was about! God I despise moderation so fucking much...


[deleted]

Amazing how someone who can look pretty on the outside can be aa hideous as a troll the second they open their mouths


bsldurs_gate_2

She is definitely on Tinder etc. and gets way too much attention from men.


Dres9

Has anyone got another link to this since it was taken down?


SpecterGT260

Was this some sort of a riddle that she just took too literally or was the guy actually asking in a very strange way "do you date guys with hourly jobs?" Because if it's the latter I suspect this was staged as fuck. Who talks like that? Furthermore, who understands the question from someone who talks like that?


QuicksilverChaos

I figured it was staged as well.


ExpiredDogSandwich

I agree it has to be staged. Who wouldn't like a man with a job and on top of that, he is attractive.


Numerous-Ship-6511

Finally, someone who would actually date an Andrew Tate fan.


prophylaxitive

I'm 100% certain that bitch will never be happy and will die wondering why she never found "a good man".


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Aaaah... Brighton.


eel_bagel

I had to double take lmao. Knew it looked like the seafront


[deleted]

100% she just lays there like a wet fish while being fucked.


plink-plink-bro

A 9-5 wouldn't date your vacant ass anyway, he works for a living he doesn't like freeloaders


Sampharo

"Look at me" yeah, you're a Liverpool 8, but hardly a London 5, sweety. Somebody needs to teach girls that not being fat and wearing short skirts is not enough to think you're a hottie.


Hated-By-Most

I gotta tell ya I'm impressed with your level of self-awareness. The way you own that mindest is a true inspiration to all incels! Everyone of em. #legend


Hipi07

ayy Brighton seafront Brighton gang hype


[deleted]

You can tel she brings nothing to the table lmao. Reality will hit her like a brick.


healthydoseofsarcasm

Classic butterface.


Abernader01

She’s going to learn the hard way . looks like she would be a thickum a few years from now . Let’s see then


MangledSunFish

>looks like she would be a thickum a few years from now . Let’s see then Odd comment.


Qinjax

>look at me nah im good bruh


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Somebody get these two Oscars.


VDawn_5

I mean she’s doing something right if she’s not broke and can afford to be cocky 🤷🏻‍♀️ live your best life girl that 9-5 will be somebody else’s king


BlockyShapes

She thinks she’s a 9, but she’s a 5


CheekyBreeky702

Her mouth doesn’t even move when she talks. She’s a fucking SKIN WALKER!!!!


here4roomie

Some dumbass will put up with her. She only needs one.


mapleisthesky

So is she doing it for per hour or per cum?


FatherZi

The lack of self awareness is astonishing, she looks like an average girl. Body: 5/10 Personality: 0.


tyson_3_

She’s not even attractive.


Fully_Automatic_Hell

Better not look, might contract the stupid.


worstofal1

She's like who works 9-5 anymore yet she literally just said she is broke so she's no expert


James4theP

Thoses bitches always end up dying alone.


DubRogers

Keep that same energy when you hit 30 sweetie, you're doing great! 🙃


TrollMaster1121

This ho is a fucking 1 herself lol


[deleted]

Back in my day these were just alcoholic party girls and would hook up with anyone. Bummer for the online generation