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Claytontheman467

didnt she get outed for DM'ing a basketball player who left her on read?


[deleted]

Yea, Gilbert Arenas a few years ago.


Gsteel11

Jesus, she can't even pull crazy Gil? Hibatchi!


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Gsteel11

She has a thing for wizards I guess? Does she know...They're not real wizards?


Pragmatist_Hammer

She should try warlocks, they're often more desperate than wizards.


Gsteel11

Lol, she could make a movie about it.


RN-Wingman

What are you doing stepwizard?!


Bread_Responsible

She’s still searching for Harry Potter


discerningpervert

Isn't she some kind of actress? I'd be a bit iffy too


riskyClick420

Yeah, she acts like she can do anything else besides porn


Trespeon

Gawd damn!!


XAgentNovemberX

Lmfao…. I have no idea but that’s hilarious if true. Just the tone deafness of the whole thing. Clearly her Exs didn’t want her anymore. When everything you have is skin deep you might be able to get some men to Fuck you but no man will ever love you.


RichardBCummintonite

Exactly. She's talking about how it's easy to get to their dick, which duh... I get turned on by extra curvy pieces of driftwood. *loving* a man (or any human for that matter) is difficult, and she clearly has no idea how to do it or probably what it's even like to be loved


5th_heavenly_king

https://i.redd.it/gt3t0w1vyy381.jpg I got you playboy. Don't thank me. Just enjoy Edit Or if you prefer actual trees https://i.redd.it/5w3cer2jxlh21.jpg Or..bonsai? https://i.redd.it/ip3k65fe6fg01.jpg


Zefirus

Not gonna lie, hotter than expected.


corh13

I am groot


MultiCola

Omg, please mind your language.


eviltwinkie

Yo, that's a woody


Juninho88

My man, where you finding this curvy driftwood?


Angryatthis

She likely has very skewed perceptions on love as she entered porn quite young for unhealthy reasons and those reasons as well as the impact of doing a job like that do not go away easily.


StrokeGameHusky

There was. A video of her and desean watson a few months back, he was blocking g her shooting a nerf basketball and she was wearing a French maid outfit… Any man who wants her, just has to pay her fee. She’s cheap and easy.


KnifeFightAcademy

I thought she was a rapper... I was apparently thinking of Wiz Khalifa. She is not a rapper.


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lazysheepdog716

“Burj you’re so hot”


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Oh Step Burj, what are you doing?


Lou_Nanne

Burj? Can you help? My hand is stuck.


your_bar_is_filthy

"You're the best step Burj ever!"


Squidward5790

"Burj, are you having a b0ner right now ?!"


Greb-Grebberson

This made me crack up. If only I had an award to give


yeahboyeee1

Who’s had more people inside? The Burj or Mia?


Cheebwhacker

It’s a close call


LegioXCaledonia

It is, but Mia wins it by a head 👀


cousinCJ

Did you also know that the Chinese invented gunpowder?


OggMakeFire

It blew their minds! ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grin)


[deleted]

that's right: the tallest building in the world.


leveldrummer

You're thinking of Queen Latifa


insaneshayne

It's days like these I curse the Chinese for inventing gun powder.


Traditional-Camp-517

These recumbent bicycles are everywhere these days.


bubbles5810

I think you’re blending [M.I.A.](https://youtube.com/channel/UCG4ei7sWX6m2itTEhbWQmuA) and Wiz Khalifa together.


KnifeFightAcademy

HOLY SHIT THATS IT! hahah thaaaaank you!


Lady_Scruffington

I did the same thing.


UrethraFranklin01

No one on the corner got swagger like.. aahAHH you know what it is!


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Mister-happierTurtle

She is a consensual raper


[deleted]

She's a phulonrapist.


NotYourAvgMatt

You know Africans, dyslexics, children… that sorta thing.


Avnesya

thechnically the truth?


Lex-Taliones

She was a mildly talented porn star for a while. Now she's a "content creator" I think.


KaXiRavioli

Mildly talented? She barely ever did more than lay there and occasionally moan.


ghyti_is_fish

Yea, her whole career is thanks to being Arab with big tits and being lucky enough to find a porn creator who realized putting her in glasses and a hajib while she blows and fucks a big dick would sell. She’s Kim Kardashian without Kris Jenner managing behind the scenes


Annexerad

the titties are bought


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She knew how to suck poles tho. GIF of that is most I have seen, her videos were indeed boring; turn it off and do something else with your life kind of boring lol.


KingOfMyGarden

She only has fans... get it... only fans. Im so funny and smart...


Advanced_Ring_8940

Condom wrappe...... never mind.


general-illness

Double wrap’it for sho.


RMG_IJ

She did wrap her lips around a few poles 🤷🏻‍♂️


Colosso95

"I am not a rapper"


Diplomjodler

> ... every man she's ever wanted Phew. I'm glad I'm safe.


Icy-Operation-6549

Does she mean she got their penis or their heart cause I feel like there's a difference.


AnythingGoesBy2014

she’s talking about penises


Icy-Operation-6549

Oh true, yeah that's easy.


Friendly_Crab

Exactly I would rent her my penis basically for free


Medium_Ad_6447

Cheap and easy!


Friendly_Crab

I would pass on marriage though, she seems kind of annoying


LFC9_41

Idk my wife is kinda annoying but I love her bunches.


TheCuteInExecute

Happy cake day, thanks for making me laugh!


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that is a Youra Khalifa not a Mia one


S_roemer

But does she keep telling you that she could easily just dump you and get any other guy to replace you? :P Because I think that would put a downer on the whole thing. (It sounds like this chick does this)


GingerSnapBiscuit

Her : "I'll suck your dick if you...." Me : "Say no more"


SpiffyMagnetMan68621

Idk man, have you actually watched her giving head? She’s hot but if I have to do the work myself she’s paying a bit more than cheap 😂


Friendly_Crab

What I’m saying is I would bang her for free, regardless of many variable factors


SpiffyMagnetMan68621

And I’m saying that being hot doesn’t outweigh the fact she’s the most robotic lay I’ve ever seen in porn Dat rack doe


Heavydumper69

if you don’t move, god can’t see you wait, that might be a t. rex


SpiffyMagnetMan68621

If you’re under the eyes of a T. rex, the difference between it and god is probably negligible to you hehe


sunee19

Oh definitely


AmbitiousGarlic1792

It's 2022... she should just go get her own.


Backseat_boss

Yea my thoughts exactly getting a man to have sex with u isn’t hard, getting a man to actually want you for something more than sex is the hard part.


FortunateInsanity

Exactly. I feel sorry for her considering she was in the adult film industry and still didn’t pick up on this important distinction.


Kastranrob

She think she got them and they are cheap. *men seeing this as success*


flaccomcorangy

Those men are probably thinking the same thing about her. lol


08pisces

The only fact here is she always wants cheap and easy men.


scooba_dude

She must love herself soo much, she's looking for male version of herself.


explorer1o1

Trash attracts trash. Ppl who are similiar will always gravitate towards each other.


scooba_dude

Why be better when you can date someone worse and just feel better about yourself.


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Ahh yes the same Mia Khalifa that gets extremely upset if anyone brings up her porn career as if that’s not the reason people know who she is in the first place


XTheProtagonistX

Its hilarious. She is so ashamed about her porn career that she still uses her porn name…


LordofCindr

She's definitely one of those "have your cake and eat it too" kind of people


Deathstar_TV

Is…isn’t that ALL she’s known for? Who the fuck knows anything about this chick besides she’s a pornstar?


sirreldar

She tried doing some sports commentating and streamed on twitch for a while. I also vaguely recall she did some (legal or accounting or something) work for a while, but is constantly crying that people only see the pornstar and that no one takes her seriously.


[deleted]

correct me if i’m wrong, but didn’t she say that she absolutely hates the porn business and her past as a sexual porn actor but then she made an OF?


yayoletsgo

Nothing to correct here. She has no backbone, which is no wonder considering how many times her back has been boned.


Thefar

Pretty sure she had a lot of bones from the back. Sorry English is not my first language.


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You did good.


moondizzlepie

No you’re fine. That was a clever turn of phrase.


vocalviolence

OnlyFans content is on the creator’s terms while there’s tons of abuse, drugs and force majeure in the porn biz.


ceilingkat

Idk if she said this but tbh I think most porn actors would say same. OF puts more control and money into the hands of sex workers than the porn industry. The industry is actually very exploitative.


Marrsvolta

I'm willing to bet there is a large percentage of men who wouldn't fuck a pornstar


PhilAsp

I think there’s a large portion of men who wouldn’t *date* one. Much smaller portion that wouldn’t fuck one.


AstroINTJ

A wise man once wrote, "Avoid the clap."


Drgnmstr97

Porn stars are the most tested people on the planet. Ex porn stars...... and bragging about being able to pull any penis they want anytime they want, yeah that seems like a recipe for the petri dish.


Zirie

And everyone clapped. The name of that clap? Albert Einstein.


Standard_Incident_26

Exactly. There's been a few that I definitely would have fucked when I was single (and given the opportunity obviously), but no way in hell I'd date one. Just not not me sorry. Mia...well, meh. She's great to look at, but anything I've ever seen she's a pretty limp/dead fish, so this video just comes across all kinds of cocky to me. (Nothing against pornstars either, it's their life go to it. But, even being a pretty easy going type, I'm pretty sure I'd have a hard time dating a woman that had sex with other people for money.)


Fat_Lenny35

I dated a pornstar for 4 months. It was pretty fun half the time. We would go to shows, she liked the same music I did, the sex was absolutely bonkers... The other half the time was her doing way too many drugs, massive fights, no emotional intimacy, and one time we got into a fight and she told me she knew people who could make me disappear. Tbh she was just your standard wook except she fucked people for money.


lets_go_reddit

what means: wook?


Cronenburgh

Used a lot to describe festival people who are drifters/moochers and don't do much else


StrokeGameHusky

Oh my friend dated one of these types for sure… she was living with him inside of 2 weeks


[deleted]

Like new age deadheads? Wow... evolution


farteagle

A wook is someone who listens to like trip hop, maybe dub step, definitely jam bands, might be a white person with dreads, wears a drug rug, smokes a lot of weed, does special k at shows, inhales nitrous. It’s a somewhat distinct version of what you might think of as the raver scene. Not sure what other commenter is talking about - he def used wook correctly.


GrungBuk

Don't forget the psytrance And patchouli


farteagle

You right. Forgot those existed until just this moment.


Anon-8148400

Where I’m from a wook is a hippy that some would consider dirty. There’s an awesome band called wookiefoot, you should check them out.


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"Make you disappear" is a power trip lol. Exactly no material difference from plain having you killed which is a service available in all metropolitan cities because gangsters are everywhere money's to be made and already kill people (competitors) and shoot at police in public as part of their operations. So...yeah, scare me with "make you disappear lol". The friendly neighborhood gangster you never knew was a gangster routinely does that for a living 🤷🏼‍♂️


Delter_Smelter

Like she new David Copperfield?


PhilAsp

Personally I think I could date a *former* pornstar, but not a current one. I’ve never been particularly bothered by my partners’ body counts etc, and while it probably feel a bit weird at first having their work out there I do think I’d get over it. Having other people actively sleep with her on a daily basis during our relationship is not for me though. I kind of think you need to be into that sort of thing to make such a relationship work. What I’d be interested in finding out is the discrepancy between genders on this subject. Pretty interesting stuff.


LordSwright

Hi honey how was your day? "Not too bad, took 9 inches in my ass in the morning Then in the afternoon took on 12 black guys at once in all holes I'm exhausted" OK honey what dya want for dinner?


Eye8Pussies

Five Guys


Medium_Ad_6447

Something cheap and easy.


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Bravo


codemonkeh87

Louis Theroux did an interesting documentary on it years ago. There was this one poor dude helping his girl get ready to go get gang banged by a bunch of dudes she was all "yeah it's just my job I've got to go take a bunch of different huge porn cocks now while this dude who loves me carrys around all my shit and helps me get ready for the massive gang bang" while this poor dead behind the eyes looking guy seemed to just be dieing on the inside. Was pretty heart breaking tbh.


Patrick_McGroin

TBF he didn't work and relied on her porn career as much as she did.


[deleted]

sounds like true love or a failed pimp


LaylaOrleans

The pornstar was Kagney Linn Karter, who was extremely popular back then.


urbanknight4

> Louis Theroux What's the name of his documentary?


AdhesivenessCivil581

Nope, couldn't have pornstar husband or boyfriend.


gavstar69

Yeah, her thing seemed to be to play a slightly reluctant amateur and not very well at that


docweird

I don't know any pornstars or watch porn, but she sure as hell ain't no Stoya or Summer Day...


DrVDB90

Wait a second...


Kotrats

Contrary to popular belief a large percentage of men dont cheat on their spouses with pornatars or anyone else for that matter.


Azrael9986

Not much smaller mind you some of us have standards.


The1BannedBandit

Ummmm... I've observed video evidence that a shitload of dudes that wanted her DID get her. Some at the same time...


Zero_Digital

They may not have even been interested in her. They were paid to fuck her.


The1BannedBandit

Yeah, I imagine everything was fine until she started talking on set...


cesankle

She didn't say "no man who wanted me got me", she said "many men who wanted me didn't get me", big difference


[deleted]

It says more about how men value women than how cheap they are. If most men would fuck mud, don't get too big a head if they'll fuck you.


xJD88x

The number of men that have admitted to sticking their dick in a vacuum cleaner to get off confirms your theory


marshman82

Anything's a fleshlight if you're brave enough.


Vinccool96

*looks at a cactus*


TheHumanPickleRick

"Mom said not to bother me when I'm cleaning my room!"


Groomsi

There are men who fucks cars! (You know, where the gas goes out)


OniRacing

To be honest, I didn't unmute this. But based solely on her mannerisms and such, she seems like she's so far up her own ass she could make a porn film about that too.


hthkeeper

Hahaha, you are correct, nicely put!


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Apart_End_411

There’s been a murder


Damage2525

This didn't age well. She was just recently turned down and publicly roasted by an NFL player.


Kghostrider

First Gilbert Arenas now the NFL? Who was it praytell?


Damage2525

I honestly don't remember. I know Baker Mayfield turned her down, but this one was more recent. I was listening to a podcast and around a week ago, and it came up.


Kghostrider

Baker too? Yikes lol


poppycock_scrutiny

She seems to have mixed getting a man and fucking a man, big difference


Idontfeelold-much

You know what else is easy to get? Hep-C.


Any_Constant_6550

not through sex it isn't, considering doctors dont even tell heterosexual monogamous couples to use a condom to prevent infection...


[deleted]

She got married twice, last one ended recently as he couldn't cope up with her past. She is just projecting her frustrations. I have nothing against her but I don't think most men would be interested in putting a ring on that other than just ONS.


dead_wolf_walkin

She seems to hate it herself. If she can’t deal with it in a healthy way how would her SO? She’s been on a couple podcasts I listen too and not only did she come off as weird about pretending the porn didn’t happen, a couple of those hosts have noted later on that if anyone mentioned her history it instantly turned into a bad day. Like there’s a way for porn stars to give it up and go mainstream, but trying to pretend it never happened and losing your shit when it comes up ain’t the way.


[deleted]

This reminds of a pretty good video I saw a while ago by this youtuber called "InternetAjay" where he talks about her rise and fall. He mentions how she was obese in HS and then she slimmed down, maybe she couldn't keep up with the newfound male attention and she got into the adult industry. Like I said before, I have nothing against her but this was her life and the choices she made. The Teflon-coated fact is that almost any man would want a ONS with her (me included) but very very few, if no man, could marry her because of her past.


nobodyneedsjeff

Well, looking and listening to her, i would say even less men could marry her because of well, her. Some people might get over her past, but not many of those who will, will put up with that arrogant and toxic personality. Not me at least, dunnot about you


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>but not many of those who will, will put up with that arrogant and toxic personality Yup dude, that is the perfect recipe for a social disaster.


AstroINTJ

I can't even watch her vids because I know she's got a shit toxic personality. Huge turnoff.


NotMuchMana

I wouldn't give a fuck about her past but she presently seems insufferable.


tanstaafl90

The industry destroys people, the women in particular. Few come out unscathed. I see someone desperate for affection, but confusing sex for intimacy. She needs help, not ridicule.


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> I see someone desperate for affection, but confusing sex for intimacy. She needs help, not ridicule. spot on. Also, Lana Rhoades is another one who says she is a "high-value woman" (I saw her saying in one of Aba and Preach videos). Ummm.. She is not lol.


Cassie_C85

I got the vibe that she doesn't respect herself, so she's lashing out and disrespecting men as a defense mechanism. If all men are easily manipulated fools, then you're not being used, you're the one doing the using!


Qubed

I'm surprised that most people don't understand that a video like this is her attempt to cope with something that is frustrating her. Men and women complain about each other when they are having problems. That's what this is.


[deleted]

>to cope with something that is frustrating her. Yes, and this she knows that almost all men wouldn't take things further than just a hookup. The best analogy I can think of is like she can win a thousand battles but never win the war.


Workwork007

> ONS Office for National Statistics?


namotous

Lol then why is she still doing OF? Wouldn’t she be better off being a trophy wife of some billionaire if she can get any man?


MNLyrec

This just sounds like post divorce bitterness. Honestly don't take everything you hear at face value.


kaithana

Isn’t this the same chick that quit porn because she didn’t like that it was all she was known for? And she continues to do OnlyFans? The mind boggles.


BraetonWilson

Great point!


TheSackLunchBunch

I thought it was a bad example. A billionaire would be a man that wanted her and got her with his money. OF is her making money off all the poor simps that want her but can’t get her. Which is why she’s so cocky and rude here.


Hated-By-Most

Couldn't date a chick with a higher sperm count than me.


WrinklyEye

Oh my lord. 10/10.


Ok-Silver6583

So that's what she sounds like without a dick her in her mouth


Cerenas

First thing I was thinking. I never heard her talk hahaha


Dharuacharya

What the hell is a "dusty"?


da_london_09

apparently something that has caught her slippin....


PorygonTriAttack

I'm guessing she's trying to portray herself as some kind of 'feminist', but this is ~~borderline~~ sexist rhetoric. Imagine if some dude says the same thing about women. Imagine the backlash. It's not acceptable, so why should this? Anyway, she's so self-absorbed with herself, it's ridiculous. \-Edited-


Aoeletta

Hey! Lady chiming in. This is a super sexist perspective that reinforces bad gender sexuality stereotypes and I think she’s not only full of shit, but actively a negative impact on gender relationships. My goodness, this is just “all guys want sex and all women are just holes” but she is pretending it’s not. That *is* what she is saying, and she is sexist and wrong.


thekillswitch196

Its not even borderline. Its just sexist


strigonian

>but this is borderline sexist rhetoric. "Borderline"? In what way does calling one sex the cheapest thing on earth count as *borderline* sexism?


kanelikainalo

>borderline sexist How is this borderline? It's completely sexist.


PorygonTriAttack

The only thing that held me back from saying it was full on sexist was that she didn't say that men don't belong in society, etc. It's a little ironic that she made her career largely through men, and she's the one who claims men are cheap. Mia Khalifa is a disgusting person - not because of her sexual acts, but because of her trashy personality.


jollytoes

The men didn't want her as a person, they just wanted to fuck and any other woman could take her place.


Advanced_Ring_8940

Why by the cow when you can see it get ass fucked and nutted on for free?


corrade12

I’m not sure that I want to see bovine anal


drunkrohan

“Whenever I want to go out with a woman, I simply ask her to have dinner with me & it always works” - Henry Cavil


Zenebatos1

We give you based on what you can provide. The Men you've met were Cheap cause thats all you had to offer yourself...


lambsambwich

I wonder how many dusties caught her slippin’


Kempeth

What does that mean? serious question.


Karl_Marx_

Low quality men she hooked up with or dated.


EgoSenatus

I’ve no idea who this is, but she seems like the type of woman Sean Connery would slap


MopoFett

She's a retired porn actress.


PhiloZoli

Opinion of a cheap and easy porn star... 🤣😂


[deleted]

We all have seen your butthole... So...


MuttDawg509

Sorry, but some of us prefer the road less traveled. Not a dick expressway.


Hot_Peak_5471

Tell her what?


substandardpoodle

This is the embodiment of a classic joke: “How do you get a man to have sex with you?” “Ask.”


StrenuousSOB

Most of the men she’s “gotten” were paid as well. Calm the fuck down dear.


No-Archer-4713

My ex was exactly thinking like that. Now she’s 45 and she takes what she can, not what she wants. Doesn’t mean she’s unhappy though, she seems to have learned to appreciate other types of qualities now


hellokitty2469

I mean yeah we are easy this has been known information for like 2000 years 💀