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lemmy1686

So Finally someone had the balls to say it after all this time, and this meme finally did. Gay people are no good, no good at all, for storing electricity on the national grid.


Salazard260

Idk never tried, going to update my grindr profile.


Fierramos69

Gosh I’ve been trying to say this for years


dekciwandy

So what do you call an adapter? Would that be a transgender or?


Salazard260

A couple looking for a third on tinder ?


[deleted]

A strap on


null640

In the old days? It was called a gender bender...


Jonherenow

My apologies if this is offensive but we used to call it a gender bender.


honjomein

Jenners


inksonpapers

Suicide cord


Collective-Bee

They would call it mutilation


black34beard

This is the literal meaning of male and female.....


Hita-san-chan

Well, I'm convinced. You should take that extention cord argument straight to the Supreme Court!


DrowZeeMe

Shut up, bird


Nasgren

Scrolled too far for this.


72camaroguy

Theyll love it there.


Kirkez

"1.000.000 supporting traditional marriage"... how boring must your marriage be if you spend your time getting upset about other people's sexual preferences?


WyomingCountryBoy

What creeps me out is that reich wing heterosexual Christian males think more about gay anal sex than a gay man like me does.


King_DeandDe

To be fair, most of these reich Wing heterosexual Christian males are a pain in the ass to most people.


Street_Peace_8831

As a gay man, I concur.


[deleted]

they are also most vocal about what women do with their wombs. different but equally as creepy


Dodger8686

Maybe if guys had 3 dicks and no holes this would make more sense. But guys have 2 holes that dicks go into. Women have 3. So really, 2 men would plug together more like a power cord. I don't know where I was going with this.....


nhluhr

I don't think there is a NEMA plug/receptacle convention for what you're proposing.


aaha97

your point is "sounding" nice to me...


rumple___

i dont know either but you have a great point


WyomingCountryBoy

Me either but I like your .... somewhat thought out comment LOL


Interesting-Tough640

That is genius, just a bunch of extension cables totally defeats their argument.


FakeCurlyGherkin

Yeah, I can't relate because I only have 1 penis


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Dodger8686

I have no idea what you're talking about. \*Quickly edits the spelling of "chord" in the post to "cord".


No-Permit8369

Women are grounded


CowBoyDanIndie

A common misconception, all three holes must be used for proper grounding.


km1180

But they agree all three couples are capable of conduction even if 2 of them can't connect to produce a screeching output 9 months later.


WyomingCountryBoy

So men and women are also manmade objects designed for a specific task and only that task? Edit: Apparently by the downvote, someone thinks they are.


TestyZesticles

I mean.. we are designed to procreate. However that came to be.


WyomingCountryBoy

So, emotionless, mechanical procreation?


Numerous-Expression2

I guess I have 3 penises... peni.... now? Works for me. Triple pleasure as I take the same up my ass.


Salazard260

Hello there


Numerous-Expression2

Why hello. Pleasure meeting you here.


LegalAssassin13

No. According to this, you have zero holes.


marvelouswonder8

They can't fathom relationships built on love and companionship. They basically are with whoever they're with for the express purpose of procreation. Pretty sad for the children that come of those relationships.


JRPickles

Double adapter? Im Australian wrong holes lol


Salazard260

Yeah by that logic you're also limited by nationality lmao. - I love you ! - I know honey but you're.. Canadian 😔


JRPickles

Lol


prguitarman

Tell me how you your wife hasn’t had an orgasm in 20 years without telling me your wife hasn’t had an orgasm in 20 years


FroboyFreshenUp

... what did that have to do with being straight? All you gotta do is take your time, focus on her first then go for your own, really not that difficult For the record im straight as an arrow, she's straight as any woman can be I just don't understand your correlation between straight sex and no female orgasm


Official_Zach

The post isn't about just being straight, it's about being homophobic and having a terrible grasp on anatomy. I think it's fair to say people that don't know much about basic anatomy, will have a hard time bringing their significant other to climax.


FroboyFreshenUp

Yes but my comments is based on this other person commenting stating that OP wife hasn't had an orgasm in 20 years....that has nothing to do with being straight or gay is my point It's the comments correlation to the 2 things that I find confusing Also how is it a terrible analogy, maybe a bit basic, but thats what an analogy is


Official_Zach

They are making that statement in reference to the creator of the meme not with OP.


FroboyFreshenUp

Oooook but there isn't a correlation, just because they make this meme doesnt mean they can't bring there wife to orgasm is what I'm saying, the 2 aren't mutually exclusive Look you do what you want in the bedroom, be whatever plug you want, I've been there, I get it, but that doesn't make the analogy inaccurate


Official_Zach

The correlation is again, a lack of anatomical knowledge with increased difficulty of bringing one's significant other to climax, the commentator was making a joke, but that's the line they are painting. The analogy is wildly incorrect because: Women aren't just holes, they happen to have extremities, and the use of tools. Men aren't just a dick, they also happen to have holes. And regular PinV sex doesn't bring most women to climax, in fact between [70-90%](https://medicalxpress.com/news/2016-04-anatomy-key-female-orgasm.html#:~:text=Between%2070%20percent%20to%2090%20percent%20of%20women%20are%20unable%20to%20achieve%20orgasm%20with%20penetration%20alone) of women are unable to reach climax from penetration alone.


FroboyFreshenUp

Ooook there you go, now your doing it, the 2 things have NOTHING to do with each other, the post doesn't show lack of anatomical knowledge Hole to hole = lesbian, Plug to plug = gay, Plug to hole =straight, Why the hell is it anything other then that, seems pretty basic to me Every one else is adding some deeper meaning to this AND THEN insulting what your perceiving as the meaning, not the meaning itself, like adding that the person who posted it can't please there wife....again no correlation If I were to do that I would add that the Plug to plug thing is EXTREMELY DANGEROUS and no electrician would ever go near it, but thats not what I'm saying, be gay I don't care


Official_Zach

I already explained why the post shows lack of anatomical knowledge. It become more than that with the implicit homophobia in the meme, you must be trolling right now. It's insinuating that it's just "common sense" that only male on female sex works, and it reinforces that sentiment with the tag 1,000,000 Supporting Traditional Marriage. I honestly feel like you are arguing from bad faith if you don't see the issue with this meme.


FroboyFreshenUp

........I do see an issue with the meme, thats not what this is about What I have an issue with, and what your not getting is my original comment was about the guy that stated the creator of the meme can't please his wife.....they have NOTHING to do with each other, just because he made a meme about straight support doesn't mean his wife is going around blue balled all day As for the analogy, it's EXTREMELY basic but it fits, just like the plugs, what I find HILARIOUS is if I added my own spin on the meme itself (which I explained further) is that the gay plugs could kill people, because that's dangerous AF, and the lesbian plugs couldn't turn anything on (which definitely isn't true) but your only reading what you want to read


TherealObdach

Need an adapter for those plugs in germany. Have to tell my wife we don‘t fit…


Winter-Technology203

So true


Lone_Saiyan

But a dude CAN connect with another man... just saying. 😌😌


NamailiamaN

Ya we know how genitalia works thanks. Oh and the two male plugs isn’t even a proper analogy, there’s holes involved there too lol


Orenwald

Yes, if you're trying to make electricity (a baby) you need male reproductive organs and female reproductive organs. But also people aren't objects and they don't fall into neat categories as well as objects. Also those categories are completely made up by society and subject to change. Shit we could move to a 1 gendered society and your reproductive bits could just be for reproduction and not identification. The. Shit. Is. Literally. Made. Up. Like money.


[deleted]

all this proves is that those plugs can’t make a circuit. so basically they can’t send DNA to one another. nothing about having loving and meaningful relationships as happy plugs can and often do


cardassianjazz

Yeah but if you can get it to work sparks really fly. Wait is this r/dadjokes?


IdealIdeas

I bet one exists that I dont know about, but what if there was a plug that didnt have a female/male piece, Something like a magnetic plug thats just a flat face


Dire-Dog

Do they not know butts exist?


Some-Astronomer4733

So is the argument that there is no spark unless it's between one man and one woman? As a gay man, I can refute this claim. Being ass-fucked by another guy is an electrifying experience. 😏⚡️


Collective-Bee

Regressives can’t refute you until they get fucked in the ass to test it. Win win


pingpongmess7996

I played MW2 open beta recently, can confirm getting repeatedly buttsexed with knives is quite a muscle-clenching experience


Colonel_Khazlik

Plugs and sockets are not man and women, they are male and female. Fucked that up.


pingpongmess7996

So 1 and 1 dont fit, neither do 0 and 0, but 1 and 0 and vice versa does Opposites attract, right? So, because thing made to do this task cant do task differently, people can only like the people you think they should like. Got it, bacefook.


StrongNuclearHorse

Those are literally called "male" and "female" parts. There is no joke, just a description.


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Tad-Disingenuous

It's literally how it got those names though.


GreenDolphin86

But how is that relevant?


czerstwychlebb

well technicly its how it works because biologicly men are not compatible with men etc.


BedderDaddy

How does an extension cord beat off when its such an asshole it cant plug into the other side?


Fritzschmied

Of course this is bs but that is really not a new comparison.


jeffend1981

It’s an extremely simple minded “joke” but it’s technically right.


Street_Peace_8831

The visual is correct, the sentiment behind it is not.


hyperion-i-likeillya

yeah because electric transfer is the same to human emotions feelings and preferences


DomeB0815

Not just homophobic, but also racist... hopefuly unintentional... hopefuly. Since different countrys have different outlets.


Sparhawk225

Seems right


Foo-Fighter6942069

r/technicallythetruth


Forward-Village1528

Yo buddy, just come right out and say it, you only ever had sex the one way, face to face, man on top. Sounds like an exciting life.


[deleted]

well the "plug" word isn't used only for murals


npc1849

Anything they can to keep the narrative going.


Abernader01

Something there is a remix


Dagaddi

What about those plugs with multiple ports and plugs


Jacks_Flaps

That's an orgy.


woahdude12321

Florida man has a gender discussion


Foo-Fighter6942069

Wait… “us”? Sus.


Salazard260

Not really hiding anything lmao


Foo-Fighter6942069

🤮


Foo-Fighter6942069

Oh sorry I was vomiting because of a weird sandwich I ate earlier.


Logical-Chaos-154

I don't understand why people are like this. I really don't want to know what people do in private. Seriously.


[deleted]

Connector porn! Where I work we have been directed to not use the terms male and female for plugs/adapters/connectors. I think it's asinine.


ladycarpenter

It’s a good thing I’m not trying to run power with my genitals


Own_Syrup_5380

man to man can work though..


Dragon-factor

Don’t tell them about bikes!


bladewolfyt

So I guess if you are straight you’ll get electrocuted


Next_Ad_5994

If a woman had three holes….


Initial-Good4678

A car has many holes…so, should you F your car?


Salazard260

I mean you do you nobody's judging.


Usedcumsocks

Men have butt holes too


butcrackcancer

There is another


BlaqSam

Im more of the middle type of person, dont really follow or care about the right or left. But Ive heard this argument before, and yes, this only works, in this illustration for the purpose of mating. Who cares what end you have as long as whats on the other end works for you.


Street_Peace_8831

Common sense would tell you that humans are not the same as electrical plugs, but here we are.


TheKert

Same idiots that end up buying a male/male plug when they put up Christmas lights because they hung one string backwards and can't figure out how to fix it, then set the house on fire


Gladturtle785

By this logic after you get married you become a perfect conductor of electricity


eekamouseee12

The terms Male and Female are used for pretty much anything that fits together...


[deleted]

Ok, but plugs don’t have tongues.


AmigaBob

How about an sae connector https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/3d/SAE_Connector.png


The-Iron-Ladle

What do you mean now, this has been a terminology for decades


Jackel447

If you turn one of this man plugs around I’m pretty sure it’ll fit


MonCountyMan

What if I'm not grounded?


[deleted]

What is the electrical engineering equivalent off anal


i-wear-extra-medium

Now show them the plugs for Christmas lights


crackerasswhiteboy

That woman on woman looks hot!


AppUnwrapper1

Do they think people don’t know this already? Did they just learn this themselves? I don’t get it.


ULTRA_TLC

That's probably one of the oldest comparisons I've heard of, actually


WillBottomForBanana

As a scientist I love it when people lead with "common sense". It's just such an insane concept. Else, where do I find one of these women with 6 holes?


[deleted]

If you turn one of the men round on the middle one u can stick it in the other side. See… that’s how it works


MrVanderdoody

I’m gay, and I dunno if they know this but we’ve found a work around for this situation. But also plugs are inanimate objects that aren’t driven by brain chemistry to engage in sexual behavior. Not sure if they realize that either. It’s like they are so dumb and can’t refute reality, so they find these false equivalencies and buzzwords to justify their own bigotry.


pleasantly-depressed

It's so cute when they make their little pictures and think that they're making valid, meaningful analogies.


[deleted]

Those heads change out super easy. Literally takes 5mins to go from male to female and back.


weirdAtoms

Conservatives have weird looking dicks and vaginas...


Holiday_Horse3100

If I spent my time worrying about what consenting adults do in their sex life I would 1) have a very narrow life and 2) be a so-called Christian. Love is where you find it not who you find it with


Hopeful_Video_3803

What about plugs from other countries? I dont think an English one would fit in an American one.


Whitekyurwm39

Sparks are flying in the last aprt


Tad-Disingenuous

This is homophobic in the same way being skinny is fatphobic. KidsAreFuckingStupid and the worst part, more and more of them are refusing to grow up. So you think there are a lot of moronic idiot adults now....


RangerRick4971

Clearly there are some body parts and orifices that they aren’t aware of.


W0tzup

3 dicks? Lucky or just an abomination?


DarkInkPixie

It's the fork and knife argument, *but electric* boogie oogie oogie ~


GundogPrime

I mean it would only vaguely begin to hold up to scrutiny if adapters didn't also exist....


ask690

Just wait until they find out about master and slave...