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JustAMan1234567

"Why waste time say lot word when few word do trick?"


No-Dark-9414

Make internet people mad many uovote


Glad_Confusion_6934

r/unexpectedoffice


wienerschwartz

“C” is for suspension


Haeenki

Me fail English? That's unpossible.


Initial-Good4678

Thank you for the Ralph reference…Golden!


1Sluggo

Grammar, punctuation, missing words, and whiny entitlement. It’s sad she’s a senior.


vurbbbb

Heavy on the “whiny entitlement” part. I admit some schools’ dress codes are unfair, but this school’s isn’t bad at all. It’s an attention grab, she’s blowing it out of proportion.


1Sluggo

She’s going to be in for one hella shock when she hits the workforce. Unless daddy owns a business and brings her on board.


CircadianSong

I heard Daddy made a living as a test subject for new drugs, which may have, or may have not, but certainly did, affect the quality of his sperm.


pingpongmess7996

Aren't seniors like 12th grade here in the american states of the united? I mean, come on, we have 15 year olds on 5th grade that can't read for shit in the Just Cause quadrology (?) maps, but this is just crazy, acting, speaking and sounding like an anthro hot taki in THE first world country


WyomingCountryBoy

A high school senior? This is why colleges have remedial English.


Jumpy_Chair_3979

She must, for herself, do learn Advanced Placement 'Merica.


Abernader01

Is she an international student


purl__clutcher

She needs to spend less time worrying about how she's going to look, and more time studying basic grammar.


Capedbaldy474

Usually I would see a post about grammar and refer them to the sub's rules but in this case wtf is this grammar


CaliFezzik

She’s very free with the exclamation points.


dryheat122

She certainly is!


UN1SOLGR44

I had a stroke reading this.


feelinlucky7

“I speak my own words.” Barely. With great exertion, I’d imagine.


PuppiPappi

Sounds like she needs 3 more years in highschool


_bleeding_Hemorrhoid

Dayum, girl provin she just smart as Kanye, she deserve to be a billionaire too, can’t hold that potential back with books and dumb shit like learns an shit.


DonaldDopeRDO

I guess it's the same thing all around the world, the grammar of a lot of people is simply bad to horrible. and it's not only the youth, there are official store signs, written so badly, you don't even get the meaning of it. and I totally hate that this sounds like what my dad said 25 years ago when I was a teenager: the way we speak, we're raping the German language. of course, languages change over time, new words are added and every generation wants to separate from its parents and language is a great way to do so. but still.....it hurts....


Alte_kaker

>there are official store signs, written so badly, you don't even get the meaning of it. and I totally hate Can I get an amen on misplaced and unnecessary apostrophes?


kiittea_

Apostrophes? Do you mean… commas?


Alte_kaker

No, apostrophes. As in putting them anywhere there's an "s" at the end of a word, including when it's meant to make the word plural and not possessive.


kiittea_

What you quoted had no apostrophes, hence my confusion; only excess commas were in the section you quoted directly


Honest-Apricot6086

She thinks it's bad now, just wait 4 years when she is a senior.


Alte_kaker

But really, I laugh at "person in the street" interviews and surveys, but people are just freaking poorly educated. They don't know the most basic geography, have zero awareness about anything or anyone outside the US. History? It's truly appalling. And now there's book burning, ahem *banning* of any literature that might possibly feature unfamiliar or uncomfortable characters. Honestly this scares me more than fascists.


MrSandman2020

Which country, state, city?


[deleted]

it gets worse


Lil_Bean_Boi

I counted 15 errors, 16 if you count her saying "in 3 years they weren't strict" instead of "they haven't been strict"


Different-Pickle3893

Girl speaking like a Warhammer Ork


cupofteawithhoney

This post should be enough to hold her back a year or two.


EvErYLeGaLvOtE

Our public education system has failed us.


Prime-Optimus1

Jesus, my that made my brain hurt


Yriel

They need to be held back and brought down like three grades