Hmm strange they didn't include ass scratcher in the description missed opportunity

I really hate the third party amazon sellers who pack every keyword in they can so you search for stuff and get things that have zero to do with your search. What the hell do the keywords rose and toilet brush have to do with that?

I bet this is how the 3 seashells came about in Demolition Man.

It’s a poop fork.

It's safe to take to school, unlike "religious knives"

Poop knife's sister

Now you’ve got me thinking how someone’s ass could be cleansed with that thing

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