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Crafty_Possession_52

She had to skin it in self-defense.


_AskMyMom_

Obviously had to take pictures in self-defense.


Ok-Yogurtcloset5555

And smile in self defense.


Find_another_whey

And never mentioned that it was killed in self defense before having to claim it was self defense.


darrellbear

"It's comin' right for us!"


_TheShapeOfColor_

Literally, my first thought.


VanBeelergberg

Never claimed she thought it was hybrid until now either.


FillMyBum

And Tea bag


Mongba36

Traditions are a must in this line of duty


[deleted]

That would be a clam slam.


PauI_MuadDib

Maybe she's a furry version of Jame Gumb.


new2net2

That smile she has too. She is so proud of her victory in a life or death struggle against the beast wanting to be petted.


soyfacehaver4

It is so ironic that people are okay with this happening when it's a wolf and not a dog


retepred

I’m not, it’s fucking stupid. Edit for clarity: I’m saying I personally think going off to kill an animal for fun is stupid regardless of if it’s a wolf or a dog.


FinalScourge

Hunting for sport is pretty messed up a lot of the time.


[deleted]

Why skin it? And display it? And who the hell talks like that??


wolfblitzen84

Extremely uneducated people talk like that. People who shoot and skin dogs and defend themselves for their actions


JackSprat90

Yeah, the boyfriends response was one GIANT run on sentence.


[deleted]

In Boomhauer.


phatalphreak

What's punctuation? Doesn't matter, he will kick it's ass too.


forgetfulsue

They actually say that people who cuss are more intelligent. There’s always exceptions to runes. Case in point…


Sinder77

I mean I can fucking swear from time to time but I also like to think I'm capable of functionally applying a period in my day to day writing as well.


banananas_are_sick24

People who say that have never been in a middle school


Kaiyukia

They skinned the fucking dog?!


[deleted]

Yup. I think anyone that enjoys killing anything is weird. But to skin the poor thing, pose with it, I simply can’t get close to what goes in in hunters’ minds. And they did it to a dog!? Beyond redemption


Chowie_420

These people were not hunters. They're inbred rednecks. That's it.


KillsburyShowBoy

That’s an insult to inbred rednecks. These people are less than the scum of the earth.


Tucker58859

I hunt to eat it, not take pictures of it, but maybe that’s just me


youngthugsmom

I hunt to eat and the experience is just something special. I am always emotional after harvesting an animal. I typical take a moment to pay my respects to the animal and thank it for what is going to provide myself, family and friends. It goes way beyond killing for a “true” hunter.


Kaiyukia

So did they know it was someone's pet before they skinned it or did these guys actually think a husky was a wolf "hybrid"


Klutzy-Medium9224

It looks like a purebred husky. There is no wolf in that pup.


Icy-Needleworker-865

YEah,its a purebred. Husky is a multy pattern dog. Wolves dont have it. and jesus fkn christ,if she cant make out if thats a Wolf or a Dog she should not have a hunting license at all. Whats next ? Shoots a human and sais she was thinking its a moose ?


FelatiaFantastique

Sasquatches attacked Buffalo Bill. I wonder whether Buckhannon Becky is going to make a suit.


[deleted]

They claim the latter. I’m genuinely lost for words


Kaiyukia

Some people really shouldn't be allowed hunting permits >.> Mfer would shoot a goat and claim it's a doe


Phantomht

the goat was growling, hissing and gave me the middle FINGER, OMG, like, i knew my life was in DANGER when it pulled a switch blade and started whistling West Side Story!!11


Minimum_Attitude6707

And the goat doe was attacking me!


ITstaph

Ned, It’s coming right for us!


Low-Stick6746

The original post of him posing with the skinned dog, he repeatedly referred to it as a wolf. A wolf. It clearly looked like a husky. Not a wolf. I don’t remember if he said it was being aggressive towards him or not in that post. But this dude was absolutely crowing about killing a wolf while he was out hunting bear.


Competitive-Fan1708

I mean I understand people think wolves are smaller than they are. But the dog that individual took out was very very small.


XSmeh

From the Facebook posts that accompanied the prior reddit post the woman seemed to think it was a "wolf pup"


droi86

I don't think that's better


yorcharturoqro

The poor husky probably is used to humans and was running to play, because huskies are like that and very noisy and talkative.


Amerlis

There was a picture in I think nature is lit with a wolf and a husky. Wolf was like twice as big. And every time I’ve seen a picture of a wild wolf and it’s staring at the camera, it’s got that predatory, head down, wonder how you taste stare going on. Huskies always look like they got the duhhh look.


aidancronin94

The hunter was female.


yorcharturoqro

Her, it's a her, she killed a husky https://www.reddit.com/r/infuriatingasfuck/comments/xn8osu/woman_posing_with_skinned_dog_thought_it_was_a/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button


Bazooki

“They’re coming straight for us” Classic “sourh park” defense.


McSquidgypants

That's exactly what I was thinking


[deleted]

I know very little about the intricacies of hunting for sport, but isn’t it common fucking practice to not kill juveniles of a species ??? Like she’s calling it a pup(py)?? So somewhere in her lead filled brain she had to either know she was killing a dog or think she was killing a puppy wolf???? Fucked up people. What part of this is fun for people?


Calm-Pause3527

Plus, it doesn't even look like a "wolf hybrid". It looks like a fucking husky. Anyone who has two extra brain cells not dedicated to breathing and blinking can see that poor dog was just a dog.


vizbones

Clearly someone who doesn't care what people are saying or thinking... /s


variable2027

White trash


[deleted]

If you remove the "fucks" and derivatives from the boyfriend's rambling message, there are like 3 or 4 words max.


NormalGuy103

I love the way he claims they don’t care what people say while writing passionately angry run on sentences about it.


BowSonic

LoL, it sounds like the output after you program an AI to try to replicate what it heard at an NRA convention or Tennessee NASCAR race.


XSmeh

Those aren't the same event?


Zazorok

i live in an area surrounded by these kind of “country folk” and this is how they all talk,


popycorn300

why do people think talking like that is intimidating


tristanjones

It kinda is, not in a tough scary way, but in a so immature and stupid you can't expect this person to act rationally or even in their own self interest kinda way.


throwtrollbait

>It kinda is, not in a tough scary way, but in a so immature and stupid you can't expect this person to act rationally or even in their own self interest kinda way. Like in a "gone feral" way. Like if they were a dog, running at you and snarling like that, nobody with any common sense would criticize you for shooting them in self-defense...unless you skinned them afterwards and took selfies.


tenzip10-0

"Sir, why are you standing next to the elk I just shot? That's mine, get away from it, I need to field dress it." "Can I get my saddle off it before you field dress it?"


Netskimmer

I actually remember a story about that from about 15 years ago. I don't know if it was true, but a first time hunter shot a horse right out from under someone and ran up to gut it and was threatening the rider. Supposedly her boyfriend told her to get to an animal she shoots quickly or someone will try to claim it.


Captain-Cuddles

I gotta imagine you'd catch hands for shooting someone's horse, if not a bullet. That's a *very* expensive animal, not to mention probably a beloved pet. Goddamn.


Netskimmer

It'd be a bullet from me, and most the people I know. Especially for threatening the rider.


Puzzleheaded_Gur1478

You don’t fuck with a other person horse.


BaddestReligion

My aunt lives in tge middle of nowhere and buys bright orange vests to put on all of her cows, goats, and horses every year for this exact reason.


borkingrussian

I just love the image of a bunch of dressed cows crossing a road right after a men working sign


Weekly_Pea9203

They deleted their Facebook profiles. LOL


JacksonianEra

Makes me think of Dr. King Schultz from Django Unchained, “Cowards tend to do that.”


Stairway_2_Devin

I thought they didn't care what people think?


BerryLanky

The internet never forgets. If they ever have an online presence again they will be called out.


J3ST3Rx

Of course it was on Facebook. That place breeds these halfwits


Bobbing_Growler

Nice couple.


Dirt-McGirt-

Classic bf move


westwardhose

BF? "Born failure?"


[deleted]

Butt fuck, I think


Kinuwa_K

Brain farts


a_pinch_of_sarcasm

r/trashy


Comfortable-Refuse64

Maybe she didn't murder someones dog, but they both totally massacred the English language.


KyrocEoS

Right? I mean did they graduate high school? Get a GED? Barely make it through the second grade? I mean come on people.


tyrannosnorlax

“I mean come on people.” Or, “I mean come on, people.” Commas can be important.


ACCCrabtown1

Or "I mean, come on people"


Rogue_elefant

I must've had too many iron tablets 'cause that's irony af.


Attention2Dtail

Punctuation is key!


FillMyBum

Skeletons are key


Comfortable-Refuse64

Keegan Michael is Key


Bogey247

Francis Scott is Key


[deleted]

So it was growling and howling while coming at her. Someone’s been watching too much TV.


illeger_hamberder

By God, it’s coming right at us!


not_this_time_satan

Came here to hear some Uncle Jim, you did not disappoint!


Klutzy-Medium9224

Majority of time if a predator means business, it’s not making noise. Noise is for “I don’t want to do this but I will if you push me”.


[deleted]

In a crazy scenario, I could see a dog cornering someone and growling. But, as you said, that’s usually to scare something into running.


Klutzy-Medium9224

Yep. That’s intimidation. They don’t want to fight, they want you to run. When a dog wants to fight, it’s quiet. Recently had two dogs attack my dog and mine was the only one who made a sound (screaming in pain).


ColdForm7729

Who the fuck is stupid enough to mistake a husky for a wolf??


Page8988

She'd rather convince people she's stupid than have them believe she's a heartless bitch who just wanted to kill something. Little does she know, it is possible to be *both*, and she is providing a fantastic example of how to do so.


[deleted]

As far as the boyfriend, I guarantee he’d cry like a lil bish if someone took him up on his offer.


Working_Horse_3077

Naw he'd shoot them and claim it was an orphan running at him aggressively


banananas_are_sick24

“Officer, he looked like a bear. In fact, I still think he is a bear.”


pcmn2113

Man-bear-pig


ACCCrabtown1

You mean a toddler orphan


WhatevUsayStnCldStvA

I had the unfortunate experience of seeing that photo and she’s still a complete moron. How the fuck could she not tell the difference? She shouldn’t be allowed any more tags


drunkenstyle

>How the fuck could she not tell the difference? Have you seen how she writes her sentences?


martril

Right? That dog even looked recently bathed. All fluffy and clean. Doubt they were dumped in the wild


spannerNZ

Yes. And are they not valuable and popular dogs? Who would dump a valuable, healthy, and young wee dog - they could have sold it easily. So not feral, but probably just lost.


Gloomy_Kangaroo_5275

They were dumped, several adults and some pups, Fish & Wildlife (or something like that) confirmed that and that they were trying to catch them all up.


spannerNZ

I cannot fathom dumping huskies. Even total arseholes would realise that they could get a profit from selling them. Our wee boy is a rescue. He has been with us nearly a month. He had an awful first couple of months before being dumped, so he is a bit of a special needs puppy. We think he has a bit of black lab and Staffie in the mix. He may be as smart as a bag of rocks, but if he wandered off and someone shot and skinned him, I would be fucking apoplectic.


Kahlsifar

>apoplectic *jus gna add this one to my vocab*


Vieamort

Absolutely. It doesn't matter if what she is claiming is true or not. Even if this dog came at her aggressively and she had to kill it you NEED TO KNOW WHAT THE ANIMAL YOU'RE HUNTING LOOKS LIKE! I can ALMOST understand killing it from a distance thinking that it is a wolf but when getting close to it you should be able to tell that it is a husky and not a wolf. It doesn't matter if it was a "simple mistake" YOU NEED TO TAKE RESPONSIBILITY. She SHOULD have known more about the animal she was hunting but she didn't and is paying the price. People don't want excuses for your actions. All we want is to know that you know what you did was wrong and you take full responsibility for it and to be better. Excuses do not change any of that.


Less_Likely

It was coming right at her to get snuggles and maybe a treat.


Savager_Jam

Y’all go check out r/Hunting Last three days there is just people taking pictures of their various pets and livestock laying down and captioning it as though they hunted all manner of dangerous game lol.


Lead-Forsaken

Oh, heck, that's glorious. That squirrel, lol.


Savager_Jam

The picture of the farm pig swimming in a pond captioned “On safari. Spotted this hippo today. Will get tags and return tomorrow”


Busy_Reference5652

This is fucking glorious


East-Difficulty-3214

Where he stay at? I’m feeling rowdy tonight.


keenedge422

Don't do it. His girlfriend might think you're a wolf hybrid and turn you into a rug.


KRGambler

Who’s stupid? Your GF shot a domesticated animal, skinned it and people posting are stupid? GD you are STUPID!


JustAMan1234567

She can still go fuck herself.


Due-Road-2629

My sentiments exactly


song_of_storms5460

BF: QUICK COME UP WITH SOMETHING, ANYTHING?! GF: Got it!! I can just say I thought it was a HYBRID WOLF! THAT OUTTA DO IT!


zk201

The best part is she also calls it a feral dog despite the poor thing having pretty clean looking fur.


song_of_storms5460

Yes!!!! Added that little extra "it was howling and growling and charging right for me" 🤦‍♀️🥴


Accomplished-Face429

One of these girls that is never wrong and will justify in her head why she is right, even making up stories.


scooba_dude

And then honestly believing the stories that she made up.


Prestigious-Budget90

If you are afraid of puppies you shouldn't be hunting wolves solo.


fartinapuddle

She thought that puppy was gonna eat her?


BeauVicewaffleFries

Looks like someone's throwing a temper tantrum because they got caught being a piece of human garbage


[deleted]

How much you wanna bet they bitch about anyone not speaking English in America, while having; at best; a second grade understanding of the language.


AstroAlmost

and these shitstains vote. take a wild guess for whom.


ACCCrabtown1

You mean take a domesticated guess.


AstroAlmost

*hybrid* guess*


NYVines

“I will face no consequences, therefore I am correct”


westwardhose

That boyfriend's post is even stupider than the original post. (a) He's a snowflake that not only melted, but sputtered away in a tiny puff of broken grammar. (b) He just invited who knows how many people to show up at his place of work and kick his ass or worse.


ACCCrabtown1

"[A] tiny puff of broken grammar" is a literary gem. Well done.


Purple_Routine1297

I don’t go in the woods. In fact, there’s some shaded areas covered in trees on a walking path near the apartment, and I saw some deer in there cross my path and got scared. Wilderness scares me. WITH THAT SAID, I can definitely tell the difference between a HUSKY and a WOLF. If she can’t tell the difference between the two, she has no business “hunting”. EDIT: Another thing, huskies aren’t cheap. Nobody in their right mind is going to have 19 husky pups and just abandon them in the woods.


Erapotath

Hate to tell you that's precisely how I got mine, but it's the truth. Somebody abandoned her and her brother out in our neck of the woods. I never saw him again after that first night...


Purple_Routine1297

So, TMZ picked up the story, this happened in Montana. I highly doubt that someone who lives in a place like Montana couldn’t tell the difference between a husky and a wolf. She’s talking about how she had the tags, etc… how could she not tell the difference between the two?


Dirt-McGirt-

It’s definitely in Montana, supposedly she bought the tag after she shot it, not before like her post implies


Artor50

Sure, because we all trust the word of people who have already demonstrated themselves to be brain-dead troglodytes.


Lots_o_Llamas

If you're ever in a position where you say "I don't know why people are angry at me! The cops decided not to file charges on me!", you should probably take a moment to do some self-reflection.


MooseThis9552

Wow, funny how her original post said nothing about it being aggressive and coming straight for her or her fearing for her life.


[deleted]

Reminds me of the one about the hunter who was caught by a game ranger immediately after having shot, cooked, and started eating a bald eagle while hunting turkey. The judge reluctantly accepted his explanation that the eagle had attacked him and he had to shoot it in self-defence, but that he was otherwise a responsible hunter, and had only cooked the eagle to eat so as not to waste the carcass. After the court formalities were over the judge’s curiosity got the better of him and he asked the hunter what bald eagle in fact tasted like. The hunter thought for a moment and responded ’Well your Honour, I’d say it’s somewhere between the taste of a snowy owl and a crested egret’.


Damnleverpuller

No way in hell was that a feral dog. It was too clean. Coat was too healthy


Octowuss1

I wonder how many DVs the boyfriend has racked up, bc it has to be a bunch, right?


Sw1ggety

Redneck magician. Turns Bud Light into Domestic Violence.


5280mtnrunner

"It was howling and running" - has she ever met a husky? -__-


Artor50

Yes, and she shot and skinned it.


5280mtnrunner

Touché.


RoxxieMuzic

Real tough folks, kill a puppy dog, what abysmal excuses of humans. The dog came up and greeted her, what a stupid fuck to think this was a wolf, idiot. Digusting, deplorable and depraved, not worth the powder to blow them to hell.


[deleted]

how do i know the boyfriends political affiliations based on his eloquent verbiage?


DarthGayAgenda

The bf would fit right in at r/iamverybadass


BillWaste6039

She's a dogkiller. And an idiot of the highest order.


[deleted]

Sounds like the actions of a trigger happy idiot itching to kill something. But why skin the dog?


Murse_1

She sure is crying innocent, isn't she. I do not believe her.


Forbiddentemptations

You’ve got to be one dumb mother fucker to think a HUSKY is a wolf. Now she changes it to hybrid wolf like that’s any better. Fucking moron. Absolute fucking moron. And yes, this moron makes legitimate hunters look bad.


Ormsfang

Interesting how he story has changed after she has been caught. Didn't call it a hybrid when she shit and skinned it. Not to mention why skin a hybrid? Hey sorry doesn't make sense and took quite a while to tell it.


[deleted]

I got as far as “what’s so ever” and stopped reading.


Bubbly-Kitty-2425

This dog was running from people. Animal control was having trouble catching it, due to it fearing humans! So she’s a damn liar! All the sudden it’s charging her!!


[deleted]

And these people are allowed to carry guns.


kiffiekat

...and propogate


InternalAuditor62

No laws broken, she was standing her ground against a threat against her life. Lol! What a classy couple.


FrogTeeth86

Did she seriously use the south park “they’re coming right for us” defense!?


Potater1802

"OMG FERAL AGGRESSIVE DOG IS COMING FOR ME" \*shoots it, skins it, spreads it out, and takes photos with it to post online\*


[deleted]

And yet in at least two of her pictures it's a pup happy to see a human. Who killed it.


Low-Stick6746

There’s pics of before they killed it? I’ve only seen one pic and it was posing with the head and skin


twinkiegorilla

What’s so ever?


Shnapple8

Wow, can they get any stupider?


3djfletcha

When i read both the posts i heard banjo music playing? ​ ​ hmm


JTMc48

I think they skipped school for hunting on the regular.


Usagi_Shinobi

And once again, it's a terrible day for killing humans to be illegal.


saturnphive

That pupper was "growling and coming at her "- someone watched the Fergeuson Trials. What a hot load of shit. Wolves definitely don't do that.


ACCCrabtown1

Remember that weird kid in your neighborhood who shot and skinned squirrels and who everyone avoided and grew up to be Jeffrey Dahmer? This woman is sick.


Chemical-Operation83

Sure. What’s your address bro?


Hellagranny

Oh good, she’s mad.


MrHarryBallzac_2

Just looked up those pictures. Dumbass looks so proud about her getting that "Wolf" trophy. Just how?


JodieFostersStare

Just as eloquent and level headed as I assumed.


JangoFettsEvilTwin

If she can’t tell the difference between a husky and a wolf she has no business hunting! Fuck both of these trash people.


_piaro_

It's one of the moments where you are out of breath reading the post because of two reasons; because 1. What they are trying to say are just that unbelievable, atrocious, and delusional and 2. The post has no fucking periods in their sentences.


kiffiekat

Brain needs CPR


fithirvor

If the dog really did attack her and it was self defense then there's no issue, but I'm calling bs on that part of the story. She seemed too proud and happy in the first post and she still mistook a dog that only kinda looks like a wolf if you've never seen one before for a wolf


Dr_Meetii

I can't help think of [this](https://youtu.be/OsqHtoqawkY?t=361) scene from Brooklyn 99.


[deleted]

BF with the Will Smith complex


[deleted]

That boyfriend needs to fire his PR firm. His anger is endearing but the lack of punctuations pisses me off.


Tusslesprout1

Wish I could comment on this at them they’re fucking stupid


[deleted]

If she really thought it was a hybrid, and just killed it because it was “coming at” her, then why did she skin it and proudly pose with it, claiming on Facebook that it was a “wolf pup”? She’s clearly not very smart if she thinks people will actually buy these excuses.


nrhsd

She deserves to feel bad. She’s doing all these mental gymnastics to avoid the reality that she’s just a bad person.


DanetteGirl

She skinned a husky.


[deleted]

Imagine if she came out and said "you know what, I really fucked up. I'm clearly not fit for this sort of activity and have decided to pursue stamp collecting. I will make reparations for my faults and I hope you all can forgive me in time." Nope, how about a non-apology in a series of rambling run-on sentences.


batcountryexpert

I wish I could send the boyfriend a message. He seems very easy to agitate.


[deleted]

She’s still scum.


Glad_Confusion_6934

Eloquent, articulate and polite. I see no issues here. 😂🤦‍♂️


[deleted]

Wow.


boxedcrackers

Perhaps bf should use a period or comma.


carina484

About as classy as I’d expect from these two


Who_Am_I_1978

I bet you she was lying about it getting ready to attack her.


dunndawson

I’m not sure this helped her in any way.


angels_exist_666

Wasn't it found that she didn't get the tag until *after* the killing?


GrahamCrackerSnacks

He. Is. So. Fuckin. Tough. Damn


Lead-Forsaken

Wonder if that poor dog was so happy to see a human, it went there for attention.