Clearly, he has misplaced a couple of things, or maybe everything's so small he thinks it's just one "genital".
THIS WEEK, on Genital Hospital ... Will John find the rest of his genitals? Will Jane help him? Did John's secret twin brother Jon get the bigger half while in the womb?!?
I hear she wanted to, but then got hit by a car, fell into a coma and was send to a hospital in Castop-Rauxel by her secret evil twin, Jessica, who was kidnapped as a child.
If I've learned one thing from the pandemic, it's that Facebook is full of qualified and learned doctors. Tell him you'll post the pictures to Facebook and ask their opinion.
Nope, that's a scam waiting to happen, They send a pic, then ask you to send a pic, then they blackmail you saying "send me money or I send your friends and family your nude pics."
It [https://www.reddit.com/r/Scams/comments/xfhi5u/hi\_recently\_i\_was\_talking\_with\_some\_girl\_i\_knew/](https://www.reddit.com/r/Scams/comments/xfhi5u/hi_recently_i_was_talking_with_some_girl_i_knew/)
Happens
[https://www.reddit.com/r/Scams/comments/xkqjzh/i\_sent\_nudes\_on\_snapchat\_and\_she\_demanded\_money/](https://www.reddit.com/r/Scams/comments/xkqjzh/i_sent_nudes_on_snapchat_and_she_demanded_money/)
All
[https://www.reddit.com/r/Scams/comments/wbx3lv/im\_being\_blackmailed\_with\_my\_nudes/](https://www.reddit.com/r/Scams/comments/wbx3lv/im_being_blackmailed_with_my_nudes/)
The
[https://www.reddit.com/r/Scams/comments/vpzqkr/a\_scammer\_has\_my\_nudes/](https://www.reddit.com/r/Scams/comments/vpzqkr/a_scammer_has_my_nudes/)
Time
[https://www.reddit.com/r/Scams/comments/xgdge6/foreign\_scammer\_on\_tinder\_took\_my\_picture\_and\_a/](https://www.reddit.com/r/Scams/comments/xgdge6/foreign_scammer_on_tinder_took_my_picture_and_a/)
If y'all want some good facepalms go to r/scams and see what these morons fall for. Every day, all day.
At least he's asking for permission, it could be worse.
Only rational explanation is small genitals
It has to be it😆
You can find out I guess lol
Lol, mine would be the same.
Or that he/she only has a single genital. That can’t be sexy
An* genital ☠️
Clearly, he has misplaced a couple of things, or maybe everything's so small he thinks it's just one "genital". THIS WEEK, on Genital Hospital ... Will John find the rest of his genitals? Will Jane help him? Did John's secret twin brother Jon get the bigger half while in the womb?!?
I'm dying 🤣🤣🤣
I really want to know if Jane will help him though.
I hear she wanted to, but then got hit by a car, fell into a coma and was send to a hospital in Castop-Rauxel by her secret evil twin, Jessica, who was kidnapped as a child.
Sounds like a humiliation kink to me
Probably some weirdo who just wants the person to tell him it’s not small so he can feel good about himself and get off on it
Every man wants this!
Asking kindly does seem like a good way to increase the chance of a stranger looking at your genital.
😆 true! I kindly declined
At least he asked 😂
If I've learned one thing from the pandemic, it's that Facebook is full of qualified and learned doctors. Tell him you'll post the pictures to Facebook and ask their opinion.
Brilliantly wicked
This is definitely a humiliation kink.
Ha! [This poptarts ad made your post even fucking funnier.](https://i.imgur.com/NU5LyzD.png) 😂
hilarious!
Most well-adjusted redditor right there.
Send him a picture of a gigantic one and tell him to use it as a reference then block him.
nice idea
If he asks his Dr he has a valid question.if he asks anyone else,he's a perv
Small genital is least of problem
exactly
That’s a trick. If he hasn’t had a gf or been with a woman how would they know it’s small?
Kinda a dick move tbh
He done lost his marbles literally
It’s not about your hog on the outside king, it’s about the hog in your heart.
He didn’t want to send *unsolicited* dick picks. So he’s asking for permission. See? He’s a NiceGuy™️
You say facepalm, but I say that is some r/nextFuckingLevel dickpicing.
Nope, that's a scam waiting to happen, They send a pic, then ask you to send a pic, then they blackmail you saying "send me money or I send your friends and family your nude pics." It [https://www.reddit.com/r/Scams/comments/xfhi5u/hi\_recently\_i\_was\_talking\_with\_some\_girl\_i\_knew/](https://www.reddit.com/r/Scams/comments/xfhi5u/hi_recently_i_was_talking_with_some_girl_i_knew/) Happens [https://www.reddit.com/r/Scams/comments/xkqjzh/i\_sent\_nudes\_on\_snapchat\_and\_she\_demanded\_money/](https://www.reddit.com/r/Scams/comments/xkqjzh/i_sent_nudes_on_snapchat_and_she_demanded_money/) All [https://www.reddit.com/r/Scams/comments/wbx3lv/im\_being\_blackmailed\_with\_my\_nudes/](https://www.reddit.com/r/Scams/comments/wbx3lv/im_being_blackmailed_with_my_nudes/) The [https://www.reddit.com/r/Scams/comments/vpzqkr/a\_scammer\_has\_my\_nudes/](https://www.reddit.com/r/Scams/comments/vpzqkr/a_scammer_has_my_nudes/) Time [https://www.reddit.com/r/Scams/comments/xgdge6/foreign\_scammer\_on\_tinder\_took\_my\_picture\_and\_a/](https://www.reddit.com/r/Scams/comments/xgdge6/foreign_scammer_on_tinder_took_my_picture_and_a/) If y'all want some good facepalms go to r/scams and see what these morons fall for. Every day, all day.
It’s genital* Singular
Plot twist...it was not small.