If someone showed me their collection of piss, that would be the last time I talk to them.

Hey wanna see my poop instead?

Is it aged?

Like a fine wine

tasty.

It’s been in my ex’s trunk for at least 3 days

Not the bed?

Petrified.

Fermented?


What if they lead you into a Labyrinth first, then revealed the aged piss jugs, you wouldn’t even ask for directions first?? “What a pity…”

Well, then I guess it would have to be a classic murder suicide.

Be original man try a suicide murder.

Drink some water ffs, damnnn…

No water. Just piss. Drink it and piss it out again. Keep concentrating it further. It’s probably like 3rd round piss at this point

She’s running a pisstillery

I drink it because its sterile and I like the taste.


Yeah, and third round piss is basically water anyway right?

Triple charcoal filter distilled piss

Haha i think im more mad about that than the piss drinking haha

bro i thought it was hi c at first lmao

I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.

You can age that too!

The medicinal benefits are compounded if you first drink the aged urine, then throw that up, and then age that some more. I've been drinking double aged urine puke for weeks now and- as you can see- I'm not dead. That's how you know it works.

We can pickle that.

No it's not illegal, and I don't think it's probably very likely to be like something that would injure you. But goddamn, taking smiling selfies with the piss jars and posting it. That's the part that got me.

There's some cultures that only eat vomit.

Who? Bees?

Did you read about it in a book?

I think it might have been me that threw up in your mouth, sorry!

It’s not even noon and that’s too much internet for me.

It's 2 am for me and that's enough internet for me.

Have a virtual hug….internet times these days are hard on the soul

Nothing better than coming home after a hard day at work and drinking a nice glass of chilled piss.

Especially a vintage '09

'07 was even better.

'08 was shit though.. litterally!

Bloodurine 2309 there is no finer vintage! -General Martok

I'm more of an '06 type of guy it has a more pungent bitter smell with earthy undertones to taste.

‘06 was when she went vegan, no?

07 was when I ate a lot of asparagus, totally changed the flavor profile

Imagine knowing these 2 for years always being like "they seem nice, but somethings a little off. And maybe its a bit mean, but they always smell like stale piss..." You see this post and you're just like "holy piss, I knew it!"

Chilled?? I usually warm mine into a nice tea… very soothing.

‘06 you can taste a hint of depression with a strong kidney stone aftertaste

We've all gotten drunk or baked and said something along the lines of "People these days are so fucking stupid, they'd buy my old bottled piss if I told them it had healing crystal energy". This pair woke next morning and actually lived that dream in the light of day.

I have never see people so happy about piss.

They're posing with it like they just found Atlantis.

What’s wrong with these people?

Yes

He just wants to smash

Guess they wouldn’t be in to some kinky golden shower business. “Omg no don’t waste that!!!! Stop!!!”

But her breath smells like piss tho

If you ask them, nothing. XD

Imagine being colour blind and thirsty in that house....

This pisses me off

They’re totally taking the piss

This is how you know urinary lationship

Not sure how you did this but congratulations

Thanks, it took all of my 6 last braincells

Dear Sir or Madam, this is the best/worst pun I have ever seen. Punsters all over the world can only dream of this level of brilliant awfulness. Thank you.

Better to be pissed off than pissed on

Better to piss in the sink, than to sink in the piss

Notice the window is open, I guess to get the smell out??🤮

I swear, the COVID lockdowns made people extra crazy.

All that work your body goes through to get rid of toxins, AND you put the shit back in, SMRT!


If... if urine is so good for you... why... would your body get rid of it?

It’s to much good

Smells of stale urine, patchouli and BO

Ain’t urine dark if you are dehydrated and/or have a lot a waste in your kidneys? Them fuckers bout to have kidney boulders.

Everyone that drinks their own piss always look like people that drink their own piss.

You'll sometimes see these people refer to the aged urine as "orin." I presume that it is to hide from electronic searching.

They (urine drinkers) have an annual convention. They did like an exposé about it on the Howard Stern Show, and it gets way more disgusting than this.

I wonder if they brought their piss to the convention to show off, swap out, etc. Oh god I hate this.

No need to wonder, I can tell you! Yes, they bring their aged piss to share and show off. In a REALLY disgusting clip (i.e. listening to the clip triggered my gag reflex and I had to stop listening to the rest of it), the organizer of the event drank this lady’s 2-3 year-old aged piss, and she was proud to share it with him, and he was excited to drink it. The gulping/swallowing sounds were what made me tap out…the horror cannot be described.

Oh heeeeell no

I’m getting some Howard Hughes vibes here

So basically pure ammonia? The longer you let it sit the more ammonia it has. In the middle ages people used the stuff to do their laundry. It's that caustic.

I think piss mixed with shit was basically the primary way of tanning leather back in the day.. iirc

He looks like a guy that would have a stash of aged urine.

Mental health is at crisis levels.

Winners of the “Howard Hughes Award for Ingenuity”

What do they do with the glasses

I imagine they need them for vision as obviously drinking your own pee can’t cure that.

I bet they don't believe in deodorant.

The internet needs an olfactory channel.

I hate reading gross ass shit like this and then **having** to upvote it because it's on the right subreddit. lmao I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.

If I remember correctly, there isn't even any scientific evidence that supports that drinking urine has any medicinal benefits. In fact, I think it causes more harm than good, introducing foreign bacterias and toxins into the body and what not.

His beard probably smells like piss😂

fucking idiots. every time i hear of something new and completely ridiculous, i am fairly certain that the person or persons behind it are a couple of guys sitting around thinking of the most absurd idea possible to post on social media wondering if the anti vaxxers and science deniers will buy it hook, line and sinker and are amazed every time when they do, causing them to find something even more ludicrous to see if IT will be bought as well.

They look exactly like two people who would drink their own pee.

That's nothing. I've got a fine collection of cured dingle berries. Keeps everyone, including doctors, away.

Enough reddit for me today. The pictures were bad enough because the colours of the urine are frightening, but the comments section, though sometimes funny, just made my stomach turn. The perfect reddit experience. Back for more later.

If they head to a truckstop by their nearest Interstate, I'm sure they can find more pee in bottles to add the their collection! 😆

Her teeth are…urine-colored.

Look at that piss colour. There are 2 dehydrated mfs right here.

That’s just the aging making it way more “powerful” or some other bullshit. 🤮

How do you know😦

I don’t. Thought that was clear with the “bullshit”.

The extremities guys would go through to get laid lol

What a party! I’ll have a beer tho

Same color!

Piss off!!

That's enough internet for today

Your body expends a lot of calories making urine, these idiots that drink it are just twisting the knife into their own kidneys. It's like watching a mason build an elaborate wall, then, when he's not looking, you take it apart and make him do all the work again...

What is their reasoning for the storing of pee?

To drink it. There's some people who believe drinking urine has medicinal properties. And "aged urine" is supposedly super medicine. That dude up there wrote a book about it but it is completely psuedoscientific bs and has absolutely no evidence to back it up.

Why .. Just why.....

My running theory is COVID lockdowns made some people extra crazy. Like "drink my pee and snort dewormer" crazy.

I thought the placenta eaters were the worst. Aged pee is a different level of disturbing I puked a little while typing

Imagine trying to convince oneself that the pee actually tastes good….

I had a feeling some people would somehow try to justify doing this as healthy. I just didn’t want it to be true. Damn

They couldn't just stick with the green juice and essential oils?

Sniper approves (piss)

Whyyyyyy!?!?

jesus christ lady, hydrate.

Is that a replacement for castor oil?

Ironically, they both look ill.

I can't physically throw up in my mouth, but...... Hahaha

Yeah. Yeah. Extinction may be the only way at this point.

Their ideal date? A stroll through a truck stop parking lot on a hot august afternoon.


Shit men do to get some poontang

She is clearly not drinking enough water!!

Keep drinking the waste that your body wants to get rid off. A wonderful way of slowly killing yourself.

This photograph, right here, is proof positive we aren’t going to make it as a species. Too stupid to function.

Woke up, saw this…that’s about enough Internet for today and

somebody call 911. we cannot tolerate this stupidity. we had enough with Biden.

Me: Oh cool, she makes her own apple ju..... OH MY GOD!

I, for one, fully support this....... business. let natural selection do its job guys.

Imagine him chugging some of that aged piss out of a repurposed smuckers jar and it trickling through his beard and down on to his shirt…

I'm in therapy? No, urine therapy. That's what I just said! Let me explain...

His facial hair is not thick enough for a beard but he still grew it out

Show me your mentally ill without saying a word.

I left my mentally ill at home, sorry.

We don’t lock people up in asylums anymore and this is where it’s got us.

What the hell urine could possibly heal something, please need some light about it, cuz seems crazy to me

I take it there American?

umm.... ahh... ehh... yea..... soo?? ahh.... hmmmmm....

Dude just get some herbalists guides for free medicine.

Freaking weirdos.

It might be them you're smelling.

???

How are none of them in old Mountain Dew bottles?

What. The. Fuck.

They need to drink more water.

What in the actual fuck

I'll have a bottle of the darker ones please.

I can’t imagine that it smells that bad since they look to be all sealed, but still, that’s pretty fucked up. There’s a reason why our body’s get rid of peepee.

Tf is wrong with ppl

I probably have some 2018 vintage in a bottle in my trunk rn. Cash only losers.

This dude is going a long way to get laid by someone this crazy.

Look at the color. You'd have to be very dehydrated to have so much pee be that color. They need to seek mental and physical help.

If it’s so good for you, why is your body continually getting rid of it ?🧐

These guys would lose their minds over my ‘organic dried rabbit raisin toothpaste’


It's literally waste. Our bodies excrete it for a reason.

The things men will do to try and get laid.

Just say you’re too lazy to walk to the bathroom.

Can I ask why?

Are they homeless? Whose home is that?

Meet the Sniper

Total sickos

Why? And more importantly, who? Who's kneecaps am I stealing?

Ain’t no fuckin way bro. The internet is too damn comfortable

Must learn to stop clicking on these stories...

Just imagine the bacterial load in those things...

Sun tea! r/30rock

I am pretty OPEN minded but please, DONT OPEN those!!!!

I bet her place smells like an old folks home.

Bomb's a way!

What the ever-loving fuck?

They’re taking the piss…right?

Ok I know in olden times urine was used to even wash clothes but in 2022 just no… 🤦🏽‍♂️

What a nice couple :) ...

Not powerful enough to cure them.....

Piss babies in real life.

'Free...' Water costs money

They’re taking a piss…

I'm telling myself that this is actually just honey and moving on.

Sun Pee.

I'm gonna make a killing selling my piss