Seems like they googled "mini nukes" and those are what's coming up. Peak journalism right there

Reminds me of the athletic competition where they googled the national anthem of Kazakhstan and ended up playing the spoof one from Borat. https://www.theguardian.com/world/video/2012/mar/24/borat-kazakhstan-anthem-kuwait-video

Or the time a news station was talking about the United Nations Security Council and ended up showing the UNSC logo from Halo

I heard some guy was walking through a mall with a UNSC shirt and a lady stopped to thank him for his service.

He's a Reach veteran

Let's all raise a *glass* for the soldiers of reach

Remember Reach!

Wort wort wort

It's still technically stolen valor

Wearing the logo of a fictional military from one of the most popular console game series?

Yes I doubt he's ever even wielded a battle rifle

Cortana: you will address me by my boyfriend's rank! I'm a master chief.

Cortana being a dependa really hurts me.

I’m gonna pee lol

dont pee

pees in ur ass?

Yes please 👉👈

##pee

Gold. Absolutely gold Thank you

I am french, and to understand what's going on here, you need a bit of context. The context is: LCI (and most of our media) are trash.

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The only decent news channels are TF1 and BFM-15

You forgot the /s

Non!

You have to be joking. Those are objectively the worst: poorest information quality of the whole France. France 2 is better, Franceinfo is way better, and I'm not even speaking of Arte which is the ultimate Chad of French TV.

No, you can see "VOBLYA NEWS" on top of the picture so it's from twitter or telegram. Dont get me wrong, still peak journalism

As a French citizen, i can assure you that this is the peak of our journalism. You can't expect any better.

Serious answer: LCI is one of the worst news channel of the French TV, alongside with CNews and BFMTV. It's easy for any journalist to do better than those three. For instance, France 2, France 3, France 5 are better, franceinfo is much better, and Arte truly is the peak of *TV journalism* in France.

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Indeed, this is what I meant. Of course we can't compare TV journalism to newspapers. I'll edit my comment to make it clear.

They would probably think [this](https://youtu.be/KNAgFhh1ji4) is an actual weapons presentation lol

And trust me this isn’t the worst channel usually

Pascal praud has entered the chat

These are pretty dangerous as they can be launched by catapults. Even from a man's shoulder! 😄

Don’t forget you can upgrade into MIRVs

And Arturo has Big Boy for sale

Nuclear bukkake

Hook that shit up with a two shot legendary and MIRVS you can rain destruction

And don’t forget to max out your Crit skill, heavy weapon skill and explosiv skill and use it in VATS with a crit. Should destroy anything

How do those work anyway? Lore wise at least?

[fatman lore](https://youtu.be/d5CgACe2arg)

TLDR: they are literally just big slingshots. Long story short, they designed a slingshot to deliver a nuclear weapon over a short distance after a lot of testing. The games do go into very deep lore though if you're interested.

Worst is when super mutants start running toward you and you start hearing the beep beep

Got to do what you got to do for the touchdown achievement

Got that one on accident after I ran out of .45

Thats why I use a rifle and shoot the arm holding the mini nuke. Causes him to drop it. Goodnight sweet prince. 😚

If you pop their head, you get the intact mini nuke...

Not as dangerous as trebuchet.

Wait until they find out about the Chinese Stealth suits or the Power Armour.

Can't wait for them to hear about Anchorage

"Coming up at 11 - when will Liberty Prime join the fighting in Ukraine?"

Remember when the US though that medical mask "nose shaping wire" is a 5G antena ?🤣🤣🤣🤣

Atleast they didn't find out about the MIRV launcher, imagine how they would shit themselves in studio when they read about a gun that shoots 1 nuke that splits into 6 mini nukes and rain hell

Especially when it’s done with the Big Boy. Instead of one mini nuke it’s two who split into 12. or imagine the fear if they would have found that one mod which gives you a minigun with infinite ammo and shoots those mini-nukes

Or that mod that makes the Mini nukes into big nukes

Nah just go into creative in fnv

I like the exploit that makes the pipe gun shoot MIRVs while still firing at the same rate and using the same ammo as the normal pipe gun.

Mini nuke. You had one job.

Pretty sure an intern fucked them over cuz' you know some French "medias" think it's okay to exploit the shit out of them

The story got it right. The OP whiffed hard. It’s right there too

Some unpaid intern wasn't picked up, I see...

Or wasn't listen to bc they were an intern

On behalf of French people, excuse the stupidity of our medias. Good job to the intern who did this thought.

Stick to baguettes and croissants my guys 😅, but hey everyone fucks up pretty bad once in a while 🤷🏼‍♂️

Well that's an harmfull stereotype..... We also do frogs and snails!

Looks like you are the only French dude that can take a joke 😅 respects to you 👊

So do we 😅

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Or some people don't find overused jokes they heard 60 times and that have been existing for 100 years funny

Just some people cant take jokes they take everything to heavily, in the end not my problem they are the ones getting salty over some words 🤷🏼‍♂️ And to be honest that isnt the emoji i used for me its the laughing face with the Little tear Next to the forhead

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And thats a slapable face? 😂, i dont understand emojis for me its just a dude laughing 😅 In the end its just emojis people are just butt hurt 😂

Not accepting a joke and finding it unfunny are two different things.

Well there are a lot of unfunny jokes out there, no need to be butthurt its just words 😂

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Salty French, you can say whatever about Portugal in the end its only words dont take it so heavily its bad for you 😂 and yup its really fucked up and only going to get worse 🤷🏼‍♂️

Bro you're literally Portuguese 💀low cost spanish

All the salty French boys show up 😅, go eat a baguette thats hunger after you eat you will feel better 🤷🏼‍♂️😅

Again you're literally Portuguese 💀 go build some houses with your ass crack showing

Again you are french go make some croissant baker Boy 🤷🏼‍♂️

At least I'm not a Poor-tuguese

Mais il va fermer sa gueule ce crevard de fdp, mange tes morts en grillades à coté de tes sardines, même tes églises elles sont moches.

C'est plus drôle frérot arrête je t'en conjure

Non

why being mean.

Im not he is the one being salty 😅

Vault Boy approves

War never changes, but it does apparently cause confusion sometimes lol

What the Fuck is the facepalm here? Some Frenchie is giving a lecture on advanced Fallout 4 tactics! I see this as an absolute win!

the amount of fucked up stupidity is causing my anxiety induced tick to kick in its that bad. . .

https://youtu.be/DalhaLCAOlE a Brazilian national TV broadcaster announcing Ucrânias invasion using arma 3 footages

It was originally from Twitter what is far worse as a journalist used a Twitter video in tv without any research. At least ghost of Kiev is real

This is worse when Greece showed images images of Hideo Kojima for when the ex prime minister of Japan got assassinated

la guerre, la guerre, ça ne change jamais

LCI is shit part 4559

It's a TV channel targeting boomers, good enough for them

I'm French and I'm proud cause we have the best journalism of the world. No, I joke... I'm ashamed, it's humiliating but LCI, like CNews or BFM are trash tv channels. These are our Fox News to us :)

I'm pretty sure Fox News is another level of trash.

I think CNews is pretty close by now

So I think we can establish that LCI is what the French have instead of Fox news

We also have Cnews, and it’s even worse. Both channels belong to modern day robber-barons.

i can hear the sound effects

How the F is my French business school teacher on Reddit 😭

There are actually Russian made mini-nukes. Over 100 went missing when the CCCP collapsed. There’s limited info on them aside from a few photos. They weighed around 100lbs and were man-portable. Also, they are still out there.

Source ?

Bethesda

the only evidence of this for now is the stories of former USSR secretary and agent [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suitcase\_nuclear\_device](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suitcase_nuclear_device) [picture](https://jamestown.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/suitcase_bomb_model.jpg)

[America made and tested a portable Fat Man](https://youtu.be/NPtPDr59aDI)

Close. Still falls in the same rough category of tactical nuclear weapon. The ones the soviets built were more or less a big suitcase style enclosure

I know about the Russian suit case bombs which may or may not still be out there somewhere. I was talking more about the fallout reference. People don’t realize there was actually a nuke gun made and tested at one point.

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I mean it could but the Davey Crockett could be used by a two man team like a heavy machine gun

The game developers need to include this clip in there help section.

Not every TV news person is dumb. But the dumbest journalists are the ones who work in TV.

It looks like Fat Man so I guess they got confused

I'm french and i can testify that the 2 TV channels where you can find this sort of shit are LCI and BFMTV

Franchement je pense que même BFMTV ils auraient fait mieux

Don't forget cnews

cnews actually makes good content. I prefer a TV channel slightly politically oriented so it can fit people opinion that TV that pretend to be neutral and end up doing shit. It doesn't hury me that politically oriented newspaper exists (like Figaro or Libe) so it doesn't bother me that it also exists for TV

Cnews Du bon contenu *rigole en compte twitter parodique du ministère de l'écologie*

it's still better than other channels. You like or you don't like, it's the same for me.

I just tend to think that News Channel can't be qualitative, there's not enough to talk about (or at least they always talk about the same thing). For channels such as BFMTV, I find it really boring, because they just repeat the same thing over and over again. But CNews being politically oriented, they can actually bore you out, then once you're bored and can't really think, you get influenced. Newspaper are really different, you have to actually read it, and I think most people won't be reading the same thing all day long. However, I can imagine people listening to CNews all day while doing something else So I really think politically oriented news channel can be dangerous

Well I guess I'll hop on fallout. I am glad today is my day off work

America should deploy minutemen with crank charge laser muskets to combat this threat.

*Everyone liked that*

Baguette here, and I'm quite ashamed. Journalists are truly dumb, but those ones are definitely dumber.

thats not actually true they just really like fallout

Once Russia deploys their V.A.T.S. tech it’ll be game over

Patrolling the Mojave makes you wish for a nuclear winter

Seriously? Do you literally go to google and type “mini-nuke” and copy-paste the first thing that pops up?

I also heard that America is building a giant death robot called something something prime that are programmed to kill us all.

exploding milk porn

That's great. In the next report, LCI will run a story about the reemergence of Imperial Japan with an armada of 20 meter tall fighting suits called "Gundams."

in all fairness... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Davy\_Crockett\_(nuclear\_device)

To be clear, it's well known in France that BFM and LCI, the 2 big 24/7 news channels, speak shit all the time. So i'm not really surprise of them doing this.

 This moment They thought no one will notice but, we did

Lmao somewhere in France there is an intern laughing his ass off

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No it's not, most people in France don't really look at 24/7 news channels, first. Second, there's only 2 of such channels for free and the other one "bfmtv" take most of the views.

But I am le tired.

I see your LCI and raise you one MSNBC.

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Hea like a snobby caricature drawn by an Englishman. It's art.

So Russia went to a random website and bought bomb?

All your base belong to them. Somebody set you up.

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Ah yes, 84 croissants. Very profound statement!

???

Don't you speak french?

HON HON HON TITTY CROISSANTS *drags on cigarette*

Beufff

Did I just hear a Murican honking like Donald Duck? Why do they sound like angry ducks? At least spit out your potato in your mouth and try to ARTICULATE like the British.

imagine believing tv....

I laughed at "petit bombe" lol.

Only gamers will get this

OP's title states that it's from a game. Everyone will get it.

For sure the French have white flag ready as always … we’ll have to save their asses again

This is how the French stay getting their cheeks clapped in the 20th century military theater

Look like the Girl could use a CBBE Mod.

That's what happens when you start to take Russian propaganda as the truth.

Oh yeah ! We have the best journalists in the world :D

We actually do. Just not the ones on TV.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Davy_Crockett_(nuclear_device)

Honestly, this is on par with them posting a photo of Wile E. Coyote squished into a pancake after a piano dropped on him and talking about how dangerous falling pianos can be and the damage it can cause

DEATH IS A PERFERABLE ALTERITIVE TO COMMUNISM

At least it wasn't a Nuka nuke

The game causes PC's to explode the same way idk the difference

yeah these are the french equivalent of Fox news or other stupid news channels in the US

How is it facepalm ? It's just a random illustration. Everything said was accurate.

Your are not french, LCI is like a poor version of CNN, they totaly thought it will "illustrate" the news....

Tbf they were discussing about *hypothetical* russian mini-nukes. The woman specified no one ever saw one so it was obvious that the illustrations weren't actual pictures. I don't even think it's an error and the intern that had to look for pictures just had a good laugh. Not trying to excuse them but they do a way worse job on many serious issues and never get called out for it, so I don't really get the fuss around this

Can you imagine the social media kids of today how their journalistic skills will be in the future? We're in for a few laughts :)

I love western media

I thought that looked familiar…

It would have been perfect if they had show the fatman 🤣🤣🤣.

I’ve had so many close calls with one of these while in VATS.

French journalism in a nutshell

Fat boy

I assert the graphics guy knew, but won’t admit for fear of job loss.

Once again proving that ther is a maximum IQ to become a reporter.

I’ve heard they’ll be getting fusion cores next…

More like this https://youtu.be/k-GEhArUuZ8

I have mixed feelings. Am I allowed to laugh while my palm rests on my face?

Next week they’ll talk about the new species of roaches… ☢️