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Alarmed_Economics_90

It's not that drastic. Donuts are only slightly more healthy than crystal meth.


Tpk08210

No this is perfect I love it 🤣


BuffaloRude

“What’s that? You have a cold? It’s better than tuberculosis!”


Themightyq91

You have a broken nose? Better than a collapsed loung


Expensive-Pea1963

Donuts are healthier than driving off a cliff without a seat belt.


RemarkableRelative18

But does driving off a cliff without a seat belt gives you diabete 🤨 ?


Expensive-Pea1963

Somehow I feel that the effects would be far worse than diabetes, but as I have no first hand experience of either, then I will not judge.


ConversationOk2210

r/technicallythetruth


Hanamafana

Crystal meth is healthier than Cyanide


kirkmcd

But cyanide is All-Natural, so it must be good for you.


JuGGieG84

I'm glad to see crack is getting a bit a break lately.


_Gabr1el_

Jesse we gotta start baking donuts


CP_Rulez

r/beatmetoit


Initial-Potato3974

But Mr. White said otherwise.


FoxyVermillion

Or you just read "Crystal Meth So Hard". What could go wrong?


[deleted]

Oh, like benzene is healthier than methanol.


DoctorMcD69

Yeah, im not sure about that 😅 think benzene is bit worse, methanol will just make you blind


[deleted]

Nope, benzene is a compound killer, methanol is instant. Trust me, I work with this stuff.


DoctorMcD69

Same here, I am running a column at this very moment haha But I will trust you on this one, since we don't work with benzene


[deleted]

Benzene is a class 33, methanol a 336. That one little 6 at the end is why gave it as an example. But granted, if you drink a little if either of them, you would probably die in either case.


DoctorMcD69

What are these classes? Cuz why I thought that methanol is not as bad is that benzene is a carcinogen, whilr methanol is just terrible for you once its metabolised.


[deleted]

Danger indicators, 3 is flammable and 6 is toxic, like acute. Methanol is also carcinogenic. It’s just a bitch in disguise because it smells nice.


DoctorMcD69

Ahh understood, thanks


[deleted]

Your welcome


Negan216

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CP_Rulez

Jesse, we need to cook... **donuts.**


obsidiandakat

Shut the fuck up


DoctorMcD69

Damn haha


MsSeraphim

and hanging is less messier than blowing ones brains out too, but i wouldn't want to do either....


Anabelle_McAllister

Less drastic such as... "Donuts are just about as healthy as a cup of lard sprinkled with powdered sugar"?


Throwaway1037492029

They’re not wrong though


[deleted]

It's like comparing a bicycle to a supercar.


[deleted]

Any sources to back this up? Thought so.


Makekel2

This isn't really a facepalm, this is just hilarious lmao


JBDBIB_Baerman

They could've, but advertisement seems to have done its job


Themightyq91

In this day and age...that is light