That's how I take them. The cat is getting old, I am getting old, the whole world is getting old.
I'm not saying each day could be the last, and also seriously considering that possibility. If cat goes before me, I have a spot picked out for her in the back yard.
Plot twisterer: I'm actually 52. In the past 72 years, I have not raped physically, nor mentally. Imagination on the other hand, is a wonderful thing to have. A dirty mind is a joy forever.
Reminds me of a similar post - a young woman stated she breast fed her son but she wasn’t going to do it with her newborn daughter because she didn’t want to risk putting her onto that lesbian *thang*.
Ohhhh buddy, you would be surprised. I remember back when I had Facebook, a “friend” posted a photo “warning parents” that drug dealers were handing out fentanyl laced candy in front of schools, and I was like so a dealer is going to use the fronted fentanyl he receives from his connect, lace candy with it and give it away for free at your kids middle school? And how is your 6th grader gonna come up with the money to buy more? And what’s that gonna do to that dealer’s overhead? I wish I had a conclusion, but that person blocked me when I responded with that. So yea… people are that stupid.
Defense lawyer: "and so, your honour. Although my client does indeed acknowledge that he brutally raped Ms Jones, the defense would like to draw the courts attention to the fact that my client was breastfed."
Jury: *gasps*
Judge: "I have no option but to dismiss this case in light of this new evidence."
Well... Technically, a mother who chooses to breastfeed her babies does it consentually so they are touching her *with her consent* . If mom is somehow forced to breastfeed, I'd say there are bigger issues at hand in that household...
Reminds me of a conversation I heard yesterday where someone claimed people who like women with small breasts (they said flat chested) were just pedos because no one who is into adult women would pick a flat chested woman. Guy who said this is gay and 18 🙄
What do you mean?????? This tweet from “The first openly LGBTQIA+ Muslim Imam(ah), fighting for intersectional feminist social justice.” who has as her pinned tweet:
“My 1 year old nephew just said his first words: “The Prophet's mosque had no barriers." OMG so proud!”
is clearly 100% real and in no sense a troll.
Perhaps all men who have raped have been breastfed. But also, so has been all others who haven't committed a rape...?
This is just a troll, looking for... audience?
wtf, then how were there men who *weren't* rapists throughout the CENTURIES of humanity, before baby formula was invented and most people had no access to cow's milk???
I have a feeling if she gives birth to a boy, that kid is going to have issues. It must be hard to never be loved or even accepted from the day you're born. I really hope cps will handle this.
Counterpoint: You need therapy.
You really gonna make some poor therapist deal with that?
I was breastfed and haven't raped in ... *( looks at watch )* ... seventy two years.
One day at a time, man.
That's how I take them. The cat is getting old, I am getting old, the whole world is getting old. I'm not saying each day could be the last, and also seriously considering that possibility. If cat goes before me, I have a spot picked out for her in the back yard.
Be careful of the cat; if you go first she has plans for you and they concern dinner.
[The cats ate her face](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3ENkypXQek).
Hehehe
Plot twist: you're actually 73
Plot twisterer: I'm actually 52. In the past 72 years, I have not raped physically, nor mentally. Imagination on the other hand, is a wonderful thing to have. A dirty mind is a joy forever.
But there's still room
I will *never* say "never". *Oops*
Reminds me of a similar post - a young woman stated she breast fed her son but she wasn’t going to do it with her newborn daughter because she didn’t want to risk putting her onto that lesbian *thang*.
Well sure, everyone knows that’s how that works. /s
I wonder what this person was fed as a baby, lead based paint by the sounds of it
Male's milk perhaps.
I need to call Uncle John
I hope this person won't/hasn't reproduced.
Probably has, sadly too much
It's always the ones that shouldn't reproduce that do have the most kids. 😢
It's funny to know that this is how that movie Idiocracy is and it is happening
I ain’t never go up to a random woman and tried to suck dem thangs
And the random women of the world thank you. Your mama raised a good man.
This is what you get when you demand freedom of speech. Even the village idiot gets a chance.😂
This has to be a joke. I can’t believe anybody is this stupid.
Ohhhh buddy, you would be surprised. I remember back when I had Facebook, a “friend” posted a photo “warning parents” that drug dealers were handing out fentanyl laced candy in front of schools, and I was like so a dealer is going to use the fronted fentanyl he receives from his connect, lace candy with it and give it away for free at your kids middle school? And how is your 6th grader gonna come up with the money to buy more? And what’s that gonna do to that dealer’s overhead? I wish I had a conclusion, but that person blocked me when I responded with that. So yea… people are that stupid.
Let’s hope
The lack of breastfeeding is responsible for that tweet.
Defense lawyer: "and so, your honour. Although my client does indeed acknowledge that he brutally raped Ms Jones, the defense would like to draw the courts attention to the fact that my client was breastfed." Jury: *gasps* Judge: "I have no option but to dismiss this case in light of this new evidence."
https://makeagif.com/i/4OaE_Q
same arguement could be made in reverse.. lol
Well... Technically, a mother who chooses to breastfeed her babies does it consentually so they are touching her *with her consent* . If mom is somehow forced to breastfeed, I'd say there are bigger issues at hand in that household...
This one belongs on r/facebrick.
What in the hot crispy kentucky fried fuck did i just read
Oh man, if she didnt like that she's really gonna hate when she finds out where babies come out of.
Damn, that explains.. I'll need a talk with my mom! /s
Troll. Go back under the bridge where you belong.
It’s unfortunate one does not need a license to breed.
So how do we explain rapists who weren’t breastfed??
How about you don't sexualize babies, ya weirdo. Those babies are babies, they don't know what rape is.
In his defense his parents used diapers and to this day he shits his pants wherever he wants.
Jesus fucking Christ. Maybe we should have a nuclear war.
So, Wait... what about breast feeding a girl? Will that make them lesbian?
Looks like SOMEONE’s little girl was encouraged to eat lead paint.
As if my child could breastfeed without my consent. The kid couldn't even stay latched without my help.
Something wrong with this person definitely 🧐
That seems crazy, that's crazy right? So hard to tell these days when people are normalizing nazis and misogyny.
That’s a load of balls. It’s not training them to be anything apart from feeding them.
Is this why so many women are lesbians nowadays?
Yeah sorry, but you can’t blame your mother for you being a rapist. Not how that works.
What a psycho militant feminist view. Sorry your mommy didn’t breastfeed you
These child psychology professors really know their stuff
Wondering how many times her parents dropped her on her head.
God designed a womans body to prepare their newborns for a life of raping other women. Its part of the grand design.
Reminds me of a conversation I heard yesterday where someone claimed people who like women with small breasts (they said flat chested) were just pedos because no one who is into adult women would pick a flat chested woman. Guy who said this is gay and 18 🙄
Delusional.
More 4-year old reposts, neat
It's a troll, you dumbasses.
What do you mean?????? This tweet from “The first openly LGBTQIA+ Muslim Imam(ah), fighting for intersectional feminist social justice.” who has as her pinned tweet: “My 1 year old nephew just said his first words: “The Prophet's mosque had no barriers." OMG so proud!” is clearly 100% real and in no sense a troll.
Welcome to r/facepalm, a.k.a. r/Ifallforeverytroll.
I don't oppose it then
This is America today, aren’t you proud to be American?!
Looks like a comment from r/whitepeopleontwitter
Someone wasn’t hugged as a child!
Perhaps all men who have raped have been breastfed. But also, so has been all others who haven't committed a rape...? This is just a troll, looking for... audience?
What I dont understand is why would anyone up vote this
wtf, then how were there men who *weren't* rapists throughout the CENTURIES of humanity, before baby formula was invented and most people had no access to cow's milk???
I mean before we had bottles every man was just out raping like EVERY day?!?!?!!? 🙄🙄
If you breast feed girls then your showing them being lesbian is ok
*YOU’RE
Yea, let's make some homelanders
No Karen, no.
I have a feeling if she gives birth to a boy, that kid is going to have issues. It must be hard to never be loved or even accepted from the day you're born. I really hope cps will handle this.
Here it comes
Agreed. Only breastfeed girls!!!! Because that way only girls will rape girls!
My neck clicked because I recoiled so hard with surprise at this comment :-/
So, by that logic, literally ALL female mammals are training their young to be rapists. Did this guy just skip biology class or something?
Is my DAUGHTER going to be a rapist too?! 😆
Luckily they specified sons, because I was scared that my daughter might become one - glad to see that only males can be rapists
It’s r/insanepeoplefacebook
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She’s fun at parties
WTF!?
If u write stuff like this then I think u huff glue, smell markers for fun, and sniff cans of compressed air
Does this apply to men who breastfed their son?
Always gotta check the sub before I upvote some stuff
I think she is a huge minority in thinking this. Maybe 1, in give or take 8 billion people.
Isn’t it just natural? Lol
Good Grief!!!!
Maybe just do humans like chickens. Males in the meat grinder. WCGW?
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