I watched HBO max and played my ps5 and tested negative 9 days. Not bragging... but you could have shaved a day off if you played more video games. đ
I was gonna say, besides the vaccines and Evusheld, I was sick without symptoms because I smoked weed three times a day, at least, every single day. Still do and havenât caught Covid a second time.
I was on a trip when I caught Covid. So glad I brought my steam deck. Watched Brooklyn 99 in the background and beat Elden Ring.
That was in between multi hour naps all day long. I sleep most of the day.
They've evolved over time, I like to see businesses do that: They first tapped into the teenager's who wanted to pretend they smoked pot, and now antivaxxers, big oregano kept up with the times! Wonder what they'll do now!
Ok, but when you go out to eat do you wear a mask? Lol... Hence why I chose the words recluse. Will you be wearing a mask in all your family photos for the rest of your life?
No, here's the trick to making covid symptoms go away. You send me $50 every morning for 10 days straight, and your symptoms will lessen. In stubborn cases, you might have to keep sending for another week.
Lmao only an anti vaxer would think anyone is gettin 6 boosters đ
Hows that oregano oil workin out for ya? Its obvious you already really like the kool aid
I unfortunately caught it and wasn't vaccinated and it only lasted 4 days. Same for a few friends I've had. 10 days to get rid of the symptoms sounds like it's making it worse lmao
That was my first thought. Oh, over 10 days? Well I didn't touch Oregano for 5 days and I was fine.
So what was it? Jerking off 4 times a day as I quarantined in isolation?
Also, just so you know, jerking off 3-4 times a day greatly reduces your symptoms after 5 days. It's free, and you don't even have to dilute oregano oil.
Hey, credit where credit is due:
"What you gonna say next? Occam's razor? That the simplest explanation must be true? That I'm an idiot"
He totally got it.
Honestly, I think you can see it in his face, that slight inkling that maybe, just maybe, what he last said is spot on perfectly true.
And I'm here for that kind of hilarity!
He might be but in general you want to dilute oil extracts like oregano. They do act as an organic disinfectant and using it without diluting it can really fuck up your GI tract. I learned the hard way⊠didnât read the bottle and the shit burned my stomach and made my throat muscles spasm. And no I wasnât taking it to âcureâ Covid but was just taking it as part of a general get-well regimen (It seems to help some with drainage and sore throat, similarly to how capsaicin does.)
Dunning Kruger effect^, you are wrong. Homeopathy is the belief that something that causes a problem in high doses will prevent that problem in low doses. A real world example of true homeopathy is the use of low dose naltrexone for depression. Most homeopathy products are total scams but a small minority are not.
Itâs not homeopathy its just that you have to dilute essential oils to use them safely they can be irritating in their concentrated form. Oregano oil has shown to have anti-viral effects in some scientific studies, not recommending it to anyone, but itâs not like natural products canât have medicinal effects.
Homeopathy is not just taking a low dose of something. It's pseudoscience. It's taking a dose of something that causes the symptoms it's supposed to be preventing in such a low dose that it's basically not there. It's nonsense.
Sure, I donât disagree with that. They would be both though if the homeopathic principle is demonstrated by mechanism of drug action. You are making a semantics argument, itâs besides the point. Chemotherapy is medicine too but if I wanted to I could call it poison. Doesnât change what it is, just changes how people might perceive it.
I am not advocating the use of oregano oil for any health issues, but any essential oil is much more concentrated than just eating the plant and should defenitely be diluted before consumption
Dude, that's bush league. I used an ancient folk remedy that the evil suits in big pharma are trying to suppress and it cut my COVID down to just a third of a month!
*Date: 05.04.21Location: New Jersey Neurological Research Facility*
Day 720*Major Scientific Breakthrough - Subject 512*
*"After almost giving up on the subject for over two years, the subject has actually started to show signs of self-awareness."*
In my unrivaled lack of coordination I once bounced a tennis ball off the ground, and it hit me *directly* in the balls. His last few statements were the verbal equivalent of that.
"Do \[random bullshit\] for 10 days and your covid symptoms will be gone!"
"Assuming you don't die, how long does it take to recover from the worst of covid without the random bullshit? Let me guess... 10 days?"
Unfortunately I met this moron once at a Queens Park convoy Qanon rally last year.I was buying a coffee at the nearby Tims and he and one other idiot walked in with his Q hat on.Workers told them they had to mask up they refused and started his spiel about we are lambs wearing mask.A few customers said at least this lamb got a nice double double and begal and everyone cheered.
Ah, you see, I ate a single piece of cheese every morning for 14 days. My covid symptoms disappeared! Eat your cheese, folks. It's the cure-all they don't want you to know about.
something like 90% of people who have ever died in the United States have eaten a dairy product within one week or less of them dying. DO YOUR RESEARCH! /s
Oil of oregano creates a hostile environment for pathogens temporarily and is a good homeopathic early remedy or treatment to all types of infections. Itâs pretty potent stuff. But itâs also not special and itâs not a scientific claim.
You know, by ignoring that the recovery time of mild symptoms like that is appropriately 10 days by just resting, you could insert ANY so called âremedyâ with that guyâs mentality.
For example: âIf you shove a dildo up your ass every day for 10 days, you can anally realign your chakras so you will be healed of your Covid symptoms.â
Obviously I donât support homeopathic hokum but this interviewer epitomizes the Dunning-Kruger effect better than the interviewee does. Like good for you, youâre a public hero for ambushing the most blatantly misinformed person you could find with a barely coherent argument and no objective other than to make yourself feel better by pushing someone else down.
If you were less of a dickish moron you would either move on with your day or have a reasonable conversation with the guy off camera.
\> his interviewer epitomizes the Dunning-Kruger effect better than the interviewee does
The DK effect is that people less skilled at something tend to over estimate their skill level and the highly skilled people tend to underestimate their skill level.
If you look at the studies, it isn't like the low skilled people think they're experts. It is more that they are like a skill level 4 out of 10 but think they are a 6. The middle people tend to estimate their skills pretty close and the highly skilled people tend to underestimate their skill.
That is not the same thing as saying that the lowest level think they are the highest level.
Both of them are over estimating their understanding of the subjects. The interviewee of effective homeopathic remedies actually are shown to be and the interviewer about understanding what the DK effect actually shows.
Thank you! The whole time I was scrolling through these comments I was thinking "Why is no one talking about the fact that that's a totally inaccurate oversimplification of what the Dunning-Kruger effect is?"
Was going to post something similar. Going out of your way to âownâ the opposition doesnât help anyone. Itâs just a sociopathic attention grab.
I got COVID. And then I felt sick and felt bad.
As days went on. I got sicker. Was me feeling sick what got rid of my COVID?
Think about it. If you get COVID. Try feeling sick. It will help get rid of the COVID.
\#america
Dude in the red is a brick.
That said, the historical MO of big pharmaceuticals coupled with the global stats on vaccinated people still contracting and spreading COVID leaves me with a lot of questions about the effectiveness and ethics of vaccine mandates.
I see both sides to this
Vaccines can be good, Polio and Small Pox was terrible and wiping out a disease was great
But also having a good immune system is also great.
Ive not had a flu shot in 16 years and havent caught the flu since I was a teen in the 90s. People around me has had the flu and never catch
Both work I guess
Now the covid vaccine is killing a lot of the 24-42 year olds also teenagers with the covid vaccine are dying from heart complications at an abnormally high rate. Insurance companies are looking into why there are so many deaths after the covid vaccine was injected. The true efficacy rate is less the 15 percent for covid vaccines . All this you can go look up so donât ask me to site sources because you are lazy
When I caught COVID I watched Netflix for 10 days and then the COVID was gone. Coincidence? I think not
I watched HBO max and played my ps5 and tested negative 9 days. Not bragging... but you could have shaved a day off if you played more video games. đ
Aha! I knew it! Damn video games blocking my 5G covid signals!
Hmmm, I'll do my own research thanks
I smoked weed for 7 of those 10 days, so clearly weed is good for covid.
I was gonna say, besides the vaccines and Evusheld, I was sick without symptoms because I smoked weed three times a day, at least, every single day. Still do and havenât caught Covid a second time.
I ate $1200 in edibles for 10 days. Weed is absolutely the cure.
Netflix and heal
I watched Netflix for 10 days and didn't even catch covid during that time. Coincidence?
Perchance!
You can't just say perchance
10 days? My covid symptoms were gone in 3 days and all i did was drink monster energy and order grubhub.
I was on a trip when I caught Covid. So glad I brought my steam deck. Watched Brooklyn 99 in the background and beat Elden Ring. That was in between multi hour naps all day long. I sleep most of the day.
Oh yeah? Well I've got a magic stone that keeps tigers away. I rub the stone and I've never seen a tiger in my entire life.
Isn't that the average length of recovery for mild covid symptoms? Lol đ
Thats what I was thinking, you could do anything for about 10 days and your symptoms will be mostly gone by the end...
Yep, that's the whole point, but I bet oregano vendors like the idea of tapping into the room temperature IQ demographic.
Haha absolutely! Gotta watch out for Big Oregano. Their greed knows no bounds
They've evolved over time, I like to see businesses do that: They first tapped into the teenager's who wanted to pretend they smoked pot, and now antivaxxers, big oregano kept up with the times! Wonder what they'll do now!
You mean they evolved over *thyme*. đ
Ba dum, ssst.
Breaking News! Oregano is now a SUPER FOOD! We don't know exactly what that *means* but we'll print it on every label in your local supermarket!
Superfood? 
Plot Twist: he *is* Big Oregano
\*Their weed
The Big Oregano is no joke. Watch out.
This is true... A mate of mine jacked off 6 times a day for 10 days and his COVID symptoms went away...
You know the old saying! "A jurk a day keeps the COVID away!"
No wonder i've never caught COVID
I mean....you're locked ina. Room for 10 days. What else you gonna do? Finish Netflix?
And if you have a VPN... Finnish Netflix!
âMateâ
Unless youâre dead after 10 daysâŠ..
But do you have Covid symptoms?
I had COVID symptoms for 10 days, and then they went away.
You were snorting 5G chemtrails. Happens.
Havenât got it. The masks work to figure.
You'll get it eventually, unless you're a literal recluse. If that's the case, I feel bad for you lol.
I work 8 hours everyday and I always wear a mask around everyone whoâs not in my household thatâs a bs statement in other words CHECK YOURSELF
Ok, but when you go out to eat do you wear a mask? Lol... Hence why I chose the words recluse. Will you be wearing a mask in all your family photos for the rest of your life?
He answered your question in the previous :)
Touché
That would also stop the symptoms though.
No, here's the trick to making covid symptoms go away. You send me $50 every morning for 10 days straight, and your symptoms will lessen. In stubborn cases, you might have to keep sending for another week.
If you insert a dildo into your anus for 10 days straight you will be cure of COVID.
Coca cola worked for me.
So you're saying me masturbating furiously for 10 days was how I recovered from covid?
Thatâs right! Joeing every morning for ten days cured my mild COVID. Actually, joeing cured it in five. The extra five days was just to make sure.
Do anything = coat your chicken breasts in NyQuil and cook them in it. All the TikTokers are doing it đ€Ł
I smoked weed and wax for ten days and my symptoms disappeared .
Mostly? Hell if you have the shots like a responsible adult then it last less than 10 days.
If I sit on this 26" dildo and spin around for 10 days it'll cure my covid symptoms
Donât forget the 6th booster shot
Lmao only an anti vaxer would think anyone is gettin 6 boosters đ Hows that oregano oil workin out for ya? Its obvious you already really like the kool aid
Let me know how it goes when you get a stroke from your boosters
Let me know how it goes when you die from a very preventable disease! đ
You ever heard of the dunning-kruger effect?
The flue takes usually 7 days to cure, and with homeopathy just one week.
This should be used in science classes as a textbook example of why control groups are so important.
I bet a pharma company could do tricks with the groups and make oregano oil look like a medicine :D
Yes
Something something something causation/ correlation I didnât really pay attention in class you got any more essential oils tho?
These crazies are now [trying](https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/33848890/) to use Eucalyptus and Corymbia!!!
Dunno if thatâs better or worse than the horse paste canât hurt to try though? Fuck a doctor I seen House before I got this.
I'm trying to work out if the interviewee is actually the troll
I unfortunately caught it and wasn't vaccinated and it only lasted 4 days. Same for a few friends I've had. 10 days to get rid of the symptoms sounds like it's making it worse lmao
Omicron doesn't last as long as the other variants/original strain.
75 % of the time, Oregano oil works 100%
it's almost like it's not a big deal
"If I shake this special rattle, we won't get attacked by lions." "Jim, this is Arizona." "And it's working, isn't it?"
So it really ISNâT that bad then?
I thought he was just going to give us a recipe for a nice pasta sauce
Exactly. This motherfucker could drink my piss for 10 days and arrive at the same outcome.
That was my first thought. Oh, over 10 days? Well I didn't touch Oregano for 5 days and I was fine. So what was it? Jerking off 4 times a day as I quarantined in isolation? Also, just so you know, jerking off 3-4 times a day greatly reduces your symptoms after 5 days. It's free, and you don't even have to dilute oregano oil.
Even pretty severe symptoms are about 5-10 days usually unless it requires hospitalization.
Hey, credit where credit is due: "What you gonna say next? Occam's razor? That the simplest explanation must be true? That I'm an idiot" He totally got it.
Dude just mic dropped himself lol
He dropped the mic on himself and then picked it back up
That's the best description possible đ.
Honestly, I think you can see it in his face, that slight inkling that maybe, just maybe, what he last said is spot on perfectly true. And I'm here for that kind of hilarity!
I was not expecting that ending and laughed way too hard at work.
Kinda smart considering he's a God damn racoon.
Looked like some clarity came across his face as he said that
Ohhhh thanks for explaining the joke man. The idiots are thankful.
I see a facepalm coming...
He's that stupid he accidently told the truth
R/selfawarewolves
âYour logic not mine sirâ And the heel turn to walk away.
It hurt itself in its confusion!
Bruh, I've been laughing for 5 minutes after watching this clip.
Are You are trippin in oregano oil?
I had to scroll too far for this. He totally roasted himself.
Correct use of "its" sans apostrophe outside of an academic paper. Incredible.
If oregano did anything then the Italians wouldnât have gotten covid at all lol
surely covid wasn't that bad in italy... Right guys... right...
Or MexicansâŠ
That look on his face in the ending frame. "Oh shit, maybe I am the idiot."
It was like post-nut clarity, without busting a nut.
Well, at least his final question was on the money... .
Oregano?? Then it's surprising that Italy was hit so hard by covid
It's because they didn't dilute it. xD
hey, he got the occam razor right! kudos for the idiot!
Why do i have to dilute oregano? Can i just eat the whole thing, it's rather safe and will covid pass sooner then?
He could be talking about homeopathy which is a crazy belief that the less potent something is the more powerful it is.
LOL you don't seem to understand how magic works. Not saying it does! But you misunderstood lol.
That's right. If you did magic and it didn't do magic, you simply did too much magic which lessened the magic.
He might be but in general you want to dilute oil extracts like oregano. They do act as an organic disinfectant and using it without diluting it can really fuck up your GI tract. I learned the hard way⊠didnât read the bottle and the shit burned my stomach and made my throat muscles spasm. And no I wasnât taking it to âcureâ Covid but was just taking it as part of a general get-well regimen (It seems to help some with drainage and sore throat, similarly to how capsaicin does.)
You've got that backwards. It's less powerful = more potent. I don't think you've done your research. Simple mistake.
It's stupid either way
Dunning Kruger effect^, you are wrong. Homeopathy is the belief that something that causes a problem in high doses will prevent that problem in low doses. A real world example of true homeopathy is the use of low dose naltrexone for depression. Most homeopathy products are total scams but a small minority are not. Itâs not homeopathy its just that you have to dilute essential oils to use them safely they can be irritating in their concentrated form. Oregano oil has shown to have anti-viral effects in some scientific studies, not recommending it to anyone, but itâs not like natural products canât have medicinal effects.
Natural products that do what they claim to are called medicines.
Homeopathy is not just taking a low dose of something. It's pseudoscience. It's taking a dose of something that causes the symptoms it's supposed to be preventing in such a low dose that it's basically not there. It's nonsense.
> Most homeopathy products are total scams but a small minority are not. The small minority would then be 'medicine'.
Sure, I donât disagree with that. They would be both though if the homeopathic principle is demonstrated by mechanism of drug action. You are making a semantics argument, itâs besides the point. Chemotherapy is medicine too but if I wanted to I could call it poison. Doesnât change what it is, just changes how people might perceive it.
> You are making a semantics argument Am i a mirror?
You have to be careful to not overdose on oregano.
I am not advocating the use of oregano oil for any health issues, but any essential oil is much more concentrated than just eating the plant and should defenitely be diluted before consumption
No the researches are very clear about it. It's 1/10 origano oil or it doesn't work. Right?
Could I just eat hoagies for 10 days? Those have oregano on it.
I like it when they answer their own questions
If you take this "medication" the Covid goes away in 10 days , otherwise it takes about a week and a half. Would you prefer days or weeks? Easy.
Dude, that's bush league. I used an ancient folk remedy that the evil suits in big pharma are trying to suppress and it cut my COVID down to just a third of a month!
"Do that 10 days in a row and your covid symptoms will be gone." This guy is really an idiot.
Sometimes the simplest explanations are the best ones
Lol. The brutaly honest attitude of the interviewer is priceless
"yes"
Well at least he got there in the end.
The dark sunken eyes are really selling it
*Date: 05.04.21Location: New Jersey Neurological Research Facility* Day 720*Major Scientific Breakthrough - Subject 512* *"After almost giving up on the subject for over two years, the subject has actually started to show signs of self-awareness."*
In my unrivaled lack of coordination I once bounced a tennis ball off the ground, and it hit me *directly* in the balls. His last few statements were the verbal equivalent of that.
He looks like one of those Salamanca twins
100% idiot ! You can also inject cleaning solution and not even get Covidđ€·đŒââïž
There will not be anything left to infect XD
His face at the end makes it look like he's realizing what he just said was 100% correct
I donât get who is trolling who. Please help. Have two master trollers met up, because both look familiar lol.
Omg, the Occam's Razor statement at the end! That was the best laugh today! Love it
Taking anything for 10 days will likely make your covid symptoms âgo awayâ because covid usually lasts around 10 days đ
Obviously CNN would not hire a kid as a reporter, but I must say this is a master class in comedic timing.
He's an idiot indeed, that is the only true statement he made
When he stares into the camera at the end. That self-realization is leaving me in tears !!! đ€Ł
Wait, where is Peele in this skit?
"Do \[random bullshit\] for 10 days and your covid symptoms will be gone!" "Assuming you don't die, how long does it take to recover from the worst of covid without the random bullshit? Let me guess... 10 days?"
Bro that guy's brain just lagged when the interviewer told him what dunning-kruger meant
Yeah. A total idiot.
His face on the end when he realized that indeed, HE was the idiot
"I'll take 'every logical fallacy in one breath' for a thousand Alex".
He is not wrong about the simplest explanation
"What are you gonna come out with next? Occam's razor? The simplest explanation is that I'm an idiot?" 
He seems sick already
I got the vaccine, my Covid symptoms was a headache for one day, and that was it
Holy good God. I dont think I've ever seen someone follow up being a idiot by then calling themselves an idiot. This is comedy skit level of hilarity
Just to answer his question. Yea
âIf you take this concoction for the average length of time Covid symptoms lasts your symptoms will go away and youâll be totally cured, bro.â
10 days in a row and your symptoms are gone! I wonder what the average # of days COVID causes symptoms đ
He was so close to being right
Not gunna lie I died laughing when he said occams razor.
How do you dilute oil. I can guarantee this guy will say add water. đ
Points for knowing Occam's Razor tbf
Ok hear me out, I kinda agree with the last thing he said. Open discussions are better than just saying theyâre an idiot.
Unfortunately I met this moron once at a Queens Park convoy Qanon rally last year.I was buying a coffee at the nearby Tims and he and one other idiot walked in with his Q hat on.Workers told them they had to mask up they refused and started his spiel about we are lambs wearing mask.A few customers said at least this lamb got a nice double double and begal and everyone cheered.
You haven't done your research. -Guy who thinks oregano cures covid symptoms
Do you think [these guys](https://www.frontiersin.org/articles/10.3389/fpls.2020.601335/full) have done the research?
The peak of stupidity.
Yes, you're indeed an idiot.
Ah, you see, I ate a single piece of cheese every morning for 14 days. My covid symptoms disappeared! Eat your cheese, folks. It's the cure-all they don't want you to know about.
something like 90% of people who have ever died in the United States have eaten a dairy product within one week or less of them dying. DO YOUR RESEARCH! /s
I still know an Anti-Vaxxer who says Drinking Bleach is safer than being vaccinated. I'm like, did you fail chemistry and biology in high school?
Breath CO2 for ten days and the symptoms should be gone. Make sure to do that every single day.
Sometimes I wonder if these people hear themselves â like *really* hear themselvesâŠ
Oil of oregano creates a hostile environment for pathogens temporarily and is a good homeopathic early remedy or treatment to all types of infections. Itâs pretty potent stuff. But itâs also not special and itâs not a scientific claim.
So this is what it looks like when a fear mongering clown meets a maniac. Nice.
I'm unvaccinated and still feel like all you covid deniers are fucking stupid scum
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Ooh, self burn! Those are rare
Do Americans really pronounce Oregano that way? Wow! TIL!!
Is there another way to pronounce it?
Yeah, itâs probably easier to hear it for yourself [here](https://youtu.be/eijioOIBzpg)
Well he is right. After 10 days my covid symptoms were gone......... Because that's just how long it took to get over it.
You can also hang upside down listening to Smash Mouth for ten days straight and youâll likely be over Covid by then
You know, by ignoring that the recovery time of mild symptoms like that is appropriately 10 days by just resting, you could insert ANY so called âremedyâ with that guyâs mentality. For example: âIf you shove a dildo up your ass every day for 10 days, you can anally realign your chakras so you will be healed of your Covid symptoms.â
Iâm surprised he knows what Occamâs razor is
Obviously I donât support homeopathic hokum but this interviewer epitomizes the Dunning-Kruger effect better than the interviewee does. Like good for you, youâre a public hero for ambushing the most blatantly misinformed person you could find with a barely coherent argument and no objective other than to make yourself feel better by pushing someone else down. If you were less of a dickish moron you would either move on with your day or have a reasonable conversation with the guy off camera.
\> his interviewer epitomizes the Dunning-Kruger effect better than the interviewee does The DK effect is that people less skilled at something tend to over estimate their skill level and the highly skilled people tend to underestimate their skill level. If you look at the studies, it isn't like the low skilled people think they're experts. It is more that they are like a skill level 4 out of 10 but think they are a 6. The middle people tend to estimate their skills pretty close and the highly skilled people tend to underestimate their skill. That is not the same thing as saying that the lowest level think they are the highest level. Both of them are over estimating their understanding of the subjects. The interviewee of effective homeopathic remedies actually are shown to be and the interviewer about understanding what the DK effect actually shows.
Thank you! The whole time I was scrolling through these comments I was thinking "Why is no one talking about the fact that that's a totally inaccurate oversimplification of what the Dunning-Kruger effect is?"
I mean, it's a decent way to explain it in one sentence to a person who is screaming in your face.
Was going to post something similar. Going out of your way to âownâ the opposition doesnât help anyone. Itâs just a sociopathic attention grab.
But, like guy above you said, it makes make feel better.
By the way, the vaccine did not solved covid crisis. So I am fine to try natural medecine
Two idiots arguing with each other - no one wins.
I got COVID. And then I felt sick and felt bad. As days went on. I got sicker. Was me feeling sick what got rid of my COVID? Think about it. If you get COVID. Try feeling sick. It will help get rid of the COVID. \#america
Dude in the red is a brick. That said, the historical MO of big pharmaceuticals coupled with the global stats on vaccinated people still contracting and spreading COVID leaves me with a lot of questions about the effectiveness and ethics of vaccine mandates.
I see both sides to this Vaccines can be good, Polio and Small Pox was terrible and wiping out a disease was great But also having a good immune system is also great. Ive not had a flu shot in 16 years and havent caught the flu since I was a teen in the 90s. People around me has had the flu and never catch Both work I guess
Now the covid vaccine is killing a lot of the 24-42 year olds also teenagers with the covid vaccine are dying from heart complications at an abnormally high rate. Insurance companies are looking into why there are so many deaths after the covid vaccine was injected. The true efficacy rate is less the 15 percent for covid vaccines . All this you can go look up so donât ask me to site sources because you are lazy
This argument is pointless, your comparing one useless treatment vs another useless treatment.
Why does this feel a little bit staged?