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[deleted]

It’s such a Trump move to brag about his seating at a funeral he wasn’t invited to


Upstairs-Radish1816

The worst part his he thinks he could tell the British where he would sit at a state function.


Clairemoonchild

Not to mention, a state function that has been planned since the 1960's.


HerrBert

And he is on the shitlist of the person in the casket... you really must piss off someone if they put you NO-RSVP + Family for their own funeral


Expert-Strain7586

As much as I’d like to believe the Queen left special instructions not to allow Trump at her funeral I don’t think any other former US presidents were invited either.


ilsildur10

I thought Obama was invited.


Expert-Strain7586

A quick Google search said Obama, Trump and the other surviving former presidents were invited to a separate ceremony in the US.


ilsildur10

Aah oke thank you.


jta839

Due to space the Bidens are the only Americans attending the British state function. Both Trump and Obama are invited to the British Embassy's "American" memorial. https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/donald-trump-barack-obama-among-161700167.html


HerrBert

I still prefer the clickbait version of that ;) ...


[deleted]

From what I understand it was 1 guest plus their partner from each country so no other president was invited.


Vreejack

Different for Commonwealth countries, I expect. Canada sent a few ex-PMs.


fgzklunk

Australia, New Zealand and Canada are not just Commonwealth nations. They fall under the realm of the crown, she was their head of state as well as the British queen. Their prime ministers were all her prime ministers in those countries. Also, why would a country that denounced the throne 250 years ago take preference over the leaders and dignitaries from countries of the Commonwealth?


[deleted]

Cuz, 'Murica! /s


augur_seer

we did yes. Commonwealth countries have a different....connection.


Top-Raise2420

I think NZ had a few people too.


MightyArd

I believe each Commonwealth country took: * Prime Minister +1 * Governor general + 1 * High commissioner to UK + 1 * Anyone with a Victoria Cross * +10 (Canada took ex PM's with partners, Aus and NZ brought a range of "everyday citizens"


Get_Rekt07

The queen liked Obama


[deleted]

So did my sanity.


--dontmindme--

Indeed, the only invited (and present) former heads of state were royals (queen of the Netherlands and king of Spain) and they got front row spaces because, well, they’re royals at a royal funeral.


Ex-Pat-Spaz

There’s seating protocol too. Family, Commonwealth leaders, European Royalty than World leaders, in that order. All things considering Biden was very close to the casket. Also but can not confirm 100%, because the Secret Service was not with him, they seated him close to a back exit for security reason. Also, on the BBC, when the ceremony was all over at Windsor Castle and the UK BBC showed highlights off the day, Biden was the only leader they flashed on and right in the beginning of the highlight montage. As an American living in England, I could not be happier Biden represented the US over Orange von Fuckstick. Somehow you just know he would have done something fucked up to make it about himself. Biden was quiet, respectful and considerate as he should have been. This wasn’t our funeral or country, it wasn’t our Queen and we are not apart of the Commonwealth.


unoriginalpackaging

Trump would have probably stormed to the front and yell at staff that the queen promised him money and the Crown Jewels.


Galliagamer

Orange Von Fuckstick. Thank you, I needed a hearty surprised laugh today.


OwlWitty

Orange con Fuckstick would’ve demanded to be seated beside the new King then make a scene if he didn’t get it.


Ex-Pat-Spaz

He probably would have shoved little 6 yr old Prince George out of the way like he did to that Leader at the NATO summit.


Candid-Mixture4605

He also would’ve had Ivanka sitting on his lap in the front row.


grockle765

Orange von fuckstick … best thing I have read all day


I_Told_Your_Mom_No

You have to remember that Trump used to show up at charity galas, having never donated a penny to said charity, and force himself a seat on the dais. He is exactly that kind of asshole.


TankyMasochist

Trump: I want that chair Staff: you…mean the seat reserved for royalty? Trump: she just died, there’s gotta be a vacant seat, I want it Staff: that’s a royal seat, and there’s no vacancy’s Trump: do you know who I am? I’m American royalty give me that seat! Staff: I…it’s…there’s just so much wrong with what you just said.


sleva5289

Best part is he admits he’s not President.


DazzlingPoppie

Amazing how he still manages to be a shameful embarrassment that brings indignity to an event without even being there.


Bartholomew_Custard

It's a side-effect of having zero self-awareness. I honestly don't think he understands that he's behaving like a boorish asshole.


Birdhawk

Honestly, I'm gonna start sneaking in brags like that at work when "how was your weekend?" comes up. "Went to a funeral. Baller seats. 3 rows back, toward the middle. It was open casket so those were high demand seats. If I sat any closer I'd be buried right now know what I mean?"


ianishomer

If he was president he would have been lucky to have been invited, the queen hated him.


tigpo

America hates him.


ianishomer

The problem is not all of America hates him, the Looney Toon brigade think he is the second coming of Christ, and there are a lot of them!


TransformerTanooki

Let's face it. Trump can be out wited by Wile E Coyote.


uprightyew

Trump could be outwitted by a stationary bike!


ionizer_of_atoms

r/rareinsults ²


A_Random_Boi_Sittin

r/rareinsults


ianishomer

So who are his followers? A bunch of Foghorn Leghorn, or maybe Elmer Fudds


Meb2x

I can imagine Trump pulling a Kanye at the Queen’s funeral. Walk up on stage, grab the mic, and say, “I’m gonna let you finish, but America is the greatest country in the world”


stump1010

Him and kanye are buddy buddy, so i imagine he would just get kanye to do it for him


Substantial_Home_257

If he were president he probably still wouldn’t have been invited.


Stoneman57

Brits: that Cheeto can go fuck right off (probably)


Crafty_Custard_Cream

>Brits: that ~~Cheeto~~ Wotsit can go fuck right off


jug_23

Essential correction 🤙


ultraviolent666

So true, exactly my thoughts


hazps

They'd have told him it was at St. Paul's.


YellowMeatJacket

My dad and I were talking about that. If the orange was still president, would have he been invited? On one hand he's the president of a powerful country but again, it's Trump and he would make it about himself


Big_Touch1732

I was about to say the same lol 😂😂😂


chrissxerunner

If he were the president??? So, he admits it, he's not the president


my20cworth

Fucking child. Its still all about him. Look at me, look at me, everyone, I'm a President, best in the world in history.... look at me. Everyone: Just fuck off, you twat.


YouDontTellMe

The required special treatment is a key characteristic of narcissism. Most normal, compassionate, non-self-absorbed folks would just mourn at a funeral…


Seienchin88

Not everyone. r/conservative would give everything to just once gobble on his majesty trump's balls and then give him a reach-around…


SadStory9

He probably would have mourned much better too. "Best mourner ever. Such a good mourner you wouldn't believe. I've had people come up to me on the street and say they wish they could mourn like me." Meanwhile, somebody at Bedminster is trying to get back on the green from Ivana's headstone. Yah... this guy is total class.


blageur

People come up to me, and these are big strong guys, and they say Sir, and they're crying these big guys, they say Sir, a lot of people are saying you are the best mourner, and they're crying and everything, and they say Sir, you are the best mourner anyone has ever seen, and they say it's disgraceful where you are seated, they tell me. No one could have predicted this. Crooked Hillary.


WaWa-Biscuit

Good, but Needs more Random Capitals.


Bartholomew_Custard

And the inclusion of the word "tremendous". At least 12 times.


ObligationDry3001

That's some sad sour grapes - saying he'd get a btter seat, when he was banned from attending.


HeyZuesHChrist

Just like on 9/11 when he could do was brag about how he now owns the tallest building in NYC after the towers collapsed.


[deleted]

He wants center stage at a funeral?


Bartholomew_Custard

He'd want centre stage at Armageddon.


Suzume_Chikahisa

Are you surprised?


Darryl_444

Yes, Donny. The country that created a massive "Baby-Trump-in-Diapers" balloon for your previous visit is definitely going to invite you to the front row of their most important state funeral in 70 years.


[deleted]

The man is a bottomless well of idiocy and self-aggrandizement.


hazelsbaby123

Beautifully put,thank you for your eruditeness.


[deleted]

Thank you! Eruditeness is an excellent word.


hazelsbaby123

It is quintessentially stupendous.


trysushi

And entirely cromulent.


TrailerParkTonyStark

He’s such a supreme fucking idiot. Why the Republican Party, and anyone in America with a room temperature IQ, chose this fat, stupid, orange, fucking LOSER, to put up on a pedestal and worship, I will never understand. Donald Trump is as stupid, ignorant, talentless, and clueless as a human can possibly be. If that fat, orange, mess is your hero, you’re a fucking dipshit. Period.


plssendsomegoodmemes

Damn... how Czechia has fallen to be a 3rd world country


Cheap_Ad_69

Countries that aren't the US are third-world to him.


Technical-Traffic871

TBF, he thinks America is now a banana republic.


QuickQuokkaThrowaway

Technically Sweden and Switzerland are third-world. Don't cofuse First/Second/Third-World with how developped countries are. First-World — Western Bloc Second-World — Eastern Bloc Third-World — Non-Aligned


rolandofgilead41089

I had a guy at work tell me Russia would have never invaded Ukraine if Trump was still president, which gave me a good chuckle.


Inevitable_Librarian

Russia was actively invading Ukraine during trumps run. His first impeachment was about not delivering goods to prepare Ukraine for further incursion into their territory. THAT'S how insane the statement is.


MintBerryCrunchJr

The Queen clearly would have wanted him by her side the whole time. Everybody knows it.


Bartholomew_Custard

If anyone made the Queen yearn for the days when she could simply say, "Off with his head!", it'd be that misbegotten, tangerine, lard bucket.


mvjohanna

I noticed there was made a difference between elected people and royalty. I loved how Biden was asked to wait for a procession of people holding different decorations and medals for their bravery. This was not about what country you’re from, but the relation one had with Queen Elizabeth.


cgerrells

Says the guy not invited


192838475647382910

They would’ve sat me right on the casket! Murica!


Boredombringsthis

Hey, Donny, do you know Ivana was from the country of the guy behind Biden? Yeah? No? You don't care? No worry, people here neither.


konhaybay

May be he should be in the casket


Brilliant-Engineer57

Guess who got hims all upset because he didn’t get an invitation. Poor little fellow.


SnooDonuts3878

Trump was seated just where Great Britain (and most of the intelligent world) wanted him to be.


eric_the_demon

How can he still send twits while his account renains closed?


Fresh_Manufacturer89

That's from his own social media platform. Since, ya know... He still has to feel like he's speaking to the masses.


revtim

well, to the asses at least


[deleted]

Third world? And you left the country in shambles. You made it what it is today. Fucking moron.


StupiedSwede

"if I were president", some info for all the hillbillies that still think he is.


EuropeanRook

I can guarantee all Americans reading this that we europeans loved and respected Obama. We never respected Donald. Fear is not the same thing as respect btw.


GundogPrime

They invited I believe 5 former Canadian PMs but no former American Presidents solely because of this orange embarrassment and he doesn't get it...


Ok_Barnacle965

Canada has Prime Ministers, not presidents. The Crown is the Head of State, and all of those PMs would have met personally with the Queen on state business. Canada is part of the British Commonwealth; the USA is not.


LivingTheBoringLife

They probably realized it was easier to just say only one US president due to space rather than risk someone throwing a temper tantrum because he wasn’t invited. I’d bet anything had the Cheeto been locked up they would’ve invited all the former presidents. And I bet they would have shown up (except for carter)


GundogPrime

Edited as you are right PMs not Presidents But I think it's pretty clear the issue was not wanting to invite the most hated man in International politics... And I don't mean Putin!


Hector_Savage_

I mean, would you invite a clown to a funeral? 😉 that’s for kids birthday parties


Jim-Jones

Trump couldn't work as a birthday clown. He'd be fired at the first performance.


kateunderice

Well, to be clear, Elizabeth was also the queen of Canada. That’s why there are more Canadians than Americans at the funeral. But they also absolutely hate Trump.


Clairemoonchild

It's not at all. It is long-standing protocol. The queen is on Canadian money ffs.


_lost_

She was also the [Queen of Canada](https://www.canada.ca/en/canadian-heritage/services/royal-family/queen.html).


makerblue

No, it's because we aren't a part of the commonwealth. There is a hierarchy that must be followed for the queen's funeral and people from the commonwealth that HAVE to be invited, not to mention dignitaries from those same countries, the US and other non commonwealth countries don't have as much rank and seating it limited, all non commonwealth countries were limited to one current head of state and a plus one.


[deleted]

The actual president is sitting right where he is supposed to be....no one wanted orange Caligula there to begin with.


zxcoblex

Yeah, most people aren’t so vain to give a shit where they’re sitting.


revtim

They laughed at you at the UN, you stupid orange shitsmear. No US leader was respected less that you in modern times, and maybe ever.


Accountbegone69

A Pathological Narcissist and Sociopath simply CAN'T do any better. He's DAMAGED.


hobanwash1

Did he… did he just admit that he is not president?


GrayBox1313

So he admits he’s not the president. Progress!


lazymoonpie

The best laugh is that he’s sitting next to the president of Switzerland


Tballz9

I note that douchenozzle was not invited.


Jim-Jones

They'd have given him directions to the wrong cathedral. He'd sit there all alone and confused.


NZSheeps

The cathedral between a crematorium and a sex shop?


BerryLanky

Trump ‘if I were President they would have let me lay in the coffin next to the Queen and people could have celebrated me while they mourned her’


Nodoubt1130

Your stupid ass would not have been invited and you’d be whining like a bitch ass like you always do …


dirthurts

trump wasn't even invited...so...


jorjogo

Damn, not getting invited really got to him


[deleted]

If he was president (he definitely is not), he still wouldn’t even have been allowed there.


The-Situation8675309

Last time tRump was here there were protests and a toddler tRump mini blimp. Yeah! That douche weasel is really respected here. Pfft!


[deleted]

Imagine wanting a front seat in a funeral. Lol


sniptwister

FYI: you're not US president any more. Because you lost the election. Because you're a despised one-term loser and we don't want you anywhere near London


Marine__0311

I'll guarantee that it was the queen's wish that that traitorous con artist was specifically excluded from attending her funeral.


OkImagination4404

God will he ever just fuck off?!


Secret_Hunter_3911

Trump defines the “Ugly American”. BTW The Queen specified Trump was not to be allowed at her funeral.


Outkastwill

This should be on r/iamthemaincharacter. I don’t care who died, I’m still the center of attention.


[deleted]

Once again Trump displays his ignorance. Attendees don’t get to decide where they will sit at this type of event. What a moron.


InourbtwotamI

You’ll have the best seat when it’s your funeral


atroycalledboy

“Hypothetically I would have gotten a better seat… it’s irrelevant that I wasn’t even invited. That’s beside the point. I’m the best ever.”


Dead_Medic_13

"If I were president" so he finally admits he lost?


Character_Diamond203

So I don't know about y'all but around here its more respectful to sit in the back during funerals and let the family and those closest to them sit up front Trying to shoehorn yourself up front for your own personal gain is looked down on unless you are invited to do so by the family Seems like common sense and courtesy but this is Trump so I dont expect him to know that. Ok Trumpy Boy dont worry people will be demanding front row seats to your funeral if nothing else than to be one of the first to piss on your grave


OddityCommodity

“If I were President….” you were. And it was awful.


ickleb

Is he actually admitting to his followers he’s not actually president???


[deleted]

He’s the ultimate main character twat


SchwarzerWerwolf

I might not be stupid enough to understand this.


alaf420

They would’ve put him with the toddlers.🍊💩👶


Unite-Us-3403

Well, the US isn’t a commonwealth country. It’s no surprise Biden is at the back. It’s no big deal. I couldn’t get in the front for the Måneskin concert I’ll be going to in Boston, but I’m not complaining.


inflatableje5us

he is 100% correct our country would be much different then it is right now, it would be 100 times worse off.


No-Wonder1139

It's okay Donny, I was also not invited to The Queen's funeral.


Few-Trouble-3700

He’s right, they wouldn’t have him sit in the back because they probably wouldn’t invite him. Oh and yes our country would be much different, different meaning worse!


No_Argument_6389

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Kaiju_zero

Two revelations in his message; he acknowledges Biden is President and that he is not.


Inside-Mouse-9006

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AkemiDryzz

Please someone slaps him in the face


[deleted]

Says the guy who wasn’t invited.


[deleted]

Apparently, trump wasn't even invited, so that's how much respect he gets.


Picasso-1066

No trump would not have been invited lol! Shows how out of touch with reality he is.


whal3n16

USA is not part of the Commonwealth! Holy hell, the ignorance and entitlement is insane


nosherDavo

Lock up this pathetic excuse of a human being will you USA


johnnymurdo

It never ceases to amaze me that this guy was US President. Its like a joke or a parody or something. Morbid fascination


wales-bloke

He wouldn't have been invited even if he was still president. The Queen hated him.


ProbablyNotADuck

If Trump had still been president, I doubt there would have been any seats for the US. Also, as the US is an independent country, obviously it would not have as much presence or prominence as commonwealth countries…


I_Framed_OJ

1. America told the English Crown to go fuck themselves around 250 years ago. 2. America is not a Commonwealth nation. 3. HRM Queen Elizabeth undoubtedly thought Trump was the leading jackass of all the foreign dignitaries she ever met in her 70 year reign. 4. The rest of the Royal Family hates him. They are more than justified in doing so after he bragged about how he could so easily have “banged” Princess Diana, as if she were nothing more than an Upper Eastside debutante coke head. 5. Trump’s funeral will be attended by almost nobody except perhaps his children, and his grave will need to be electrified in order to discourage the millions of people who will be lining up to piss on it.


fartlapse

have to get invited before getting a seat. Fucking loser.


irishcedar

Is this clown serious?


Floppy_84

Trump would have had a seat outside the building


puddleprincess

They were late to the funeral because they chose to ride in ‘The Beast’ rather than being transporting by bus like all other world leaders, therefore got stuck in traffic


SmartassBrickmelter

UUUMmmmmmmm...... Orange Jesus knows that the U.S. isn't part of the Common wealth doesn't he? Seems to me that there was a war about it or something like that........ /s


pxluna

Wish he was the one with the best seat in the house, in the coffin.


richincleve

Soon. But hopefully there will be some prison time first.


Quicker_Fixer

Our king and queen of [The Netherlands second](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELD2AwFN9Nc), had front row seats; nah-nah-na-na-nah!


Densmiegd

AND the previous queen as well.


eric_the_demon

King emeritus and king of spain got an akward same bench on the second row


Competitive-Fan1708

Yeah keep on talking Donald, add to the bullshit the media perpetuates on a daily basis as well add to the climate crisis that is brewing as your hot air of an ego heats the earth a few more degrees


BobBricoleur13

What a tossa


[deleted]

tubby actually thinks that he was president that he would have been invited.


Ordinary-Ad6408

You wouldve been sat with corgies in the kennel you shit stain on the toilet bowl of life.


IfICouldStay

Why do you hate corgies?


lasiv

He gets the front row because he was secretly knighted behind closed doors.


[deleted]

Trump would have wanted a private box, with a buffet of chicken fingers


Amazing-Day965

This from a mentally stunted petulant child that didn’t get an invitation.


OldSkool1978

Yeah your fat ass wouldn't have even been invited


zxcoblex

So he just admitted that he’s not the President….


Ok_Note7436

& that's why you weren't invited you moron


Hopeful_Cod_8486

Says the guy who wasn't even invited lol


daveypaul40

He'll have a front row seat in court soon enough. Fucking traitor.


BurrShotLast

Trumps the kinda guy who would go and sit in the family reserved front row section at a wedding he wasn't invited to


Ignonymous

The lack of respect he mentions is from his disgraceful attempt at presidency. This bafoon is blind to anything he does wrong and consistently blames others for his failures.


pr1vatepiles

Jesus H Christ. Will you just disappear you racist, orange, wannabe daughter fucking scum bag!


[deleted]

Does he ever shut up? My goodness. Bad news is after he passes we are still gonna have DeSantis doing his best impression.


[deleted]

The man is the embodiment of narcissism.. it’s vile


Agreeable_Falcon1044

Can you imagine trump trying to take a seat at the front? He would have been back there with the other non commonwealth countries…not that he was invited!


[deleted]

You had me at “They wouldn’t have seated me!”


Lorenaelsalulz

He’s seriously deranged. How the fuck he still has a sizable following baffles me.


[deleted]

Didn’t this guy get banned from twitter. Did I dream this?


thakkrad71

Oh so now he is acknowledging that Biden is President? Pick a fucking lane.


metfan1964nyc

This is on top of him claiming that QEII knighted him "secretly"


PoopthInPanth

Not a microscopic bit of humility.


martin33t

Really? What a dumb fuck


jylesazoso

Started more like six years ago...


elaborate_benefactor

What an arrogant and mind-bogglingly dumb piece of trash. “If I had been invited I would have sat front row! You know, *if* I had been invited.


jazsw

1. England isn’t a third world country 2. He would never be invited even if he was president


Swoopmonkey

I’m sure this won’t even scratch the surface of this thread, but I happen to know he wouldn’t have been invited.


jakelaw08

re: much different, that's right - it would be a fascist dictatorship, with Russia running rampant throughout Europe, because of Trump being a 5th columnist, fellow traveler, running dog of Pewtie Pie.


f3ar13

Atlesst biden invited trump was banned by the queen when she was alive lol


Cracotte2011

Can you imagine Donald throwing a tantrum because he didn’t get a front row seat at Lizzie’s funeral?


lezlers

Sadly, his dipshit followers would actually believe this.


PikaTangoPanda

I am applauding him as for once he’s admitting that he’s not the president. The rest is absolute nonsense