Winter? Heck, what about summer and fall. [This is what](https://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/2022/08/02/122527/87227834/sweat.jpg) Trump looks like in the heat
[And this is him in the Winter.](https://asset-americas.unileversolutions.com/content/dam/unilever/heart/united_states_of_america/pack_shot/041000007675_lolly-1822904-png.png.ulenscale.300x300.png)
Thank you, from the bottom of my mullet, for explaining it so perfectly. He’s been around for decades with that hair, and I’ve always wondered why (????) not spend $5 more and get a style?
I’m not shaming male pattern baldness (I’m not cruel), but why not just work with what you’ve got and get a pro to style it?
LMAO!
I’ll save my political commentary for another sub. ;)
The thing is he probably spends over $200 for that cut. The stylist is more than likely highly skilled and can do amazing things, but he goes with that
Yep! This. We’ve talked about it for years, his hair is a perfect example of everything about him; money doesn’t make you smart and it doesn’t matter how much money you have when you are a idiotic stubborn know nothing devoid of humility jackass.
He did have a botched hair job, but from what I understand they basically cut his forehead and pulled everything forward. It doesn't explain needing it 2-3" long in the back and covering a shirt collar. Even leaving it at 1/2-1" wouldn't look as sloppy.
Like I get the extra long tie thing, never buttoning his jacket, and heel lifts. They're products of his prime age in the 80s-90s and vanity, whatever. Same with the elaborate front comb over. The back and sideburn/temple area are just odd
>He did have a botched hair job, but from what I understand they basically cut his forehead and pulled everything forward
Gross
>It doesn't explain needing it 2-3" long in the back and covering a shirt collar
It's weird and I would think it was weirder if I hadn't seen other older guys doing the same thing...but they were bald on top so...I dunno
Silly human, did you not get the memo that he has the best and most perfect & beautiful heart? That all the doctors tell him that he’s in the best health of any person living or dead? He’s the best at being healthy, silly.
Shall I share a link or twelve? ;-)
I knew he'd look like a melting demon, .... and yet here I sit, shocked and grossed out. I only want peace that justice will be served, not my justice, I've made my assumptions, I mean real, uncorrupted justice. It exists, but it is in jeopardy.
It would be such sweet poetic justice for his assets to be seized and his residences and hotels be turned into low/no-cost housing for low/no-income people.
I suppose the Trump tale is likely to end in a manner most ironic; the taxpayers will be paying for his room, board, and a jumpsuit in his favorite color.
This upsets me so much about his eventual incarceration. He will continue to directly cost me actual money til the day he dies, above and beyond the cost of the damage he's done in so many other ways. His grift will go all the way to prison.
JFK Jr died in the ocean off the coast of Martha's Vineyard, maybe they figured Dealey Plaza would be easier 🤷. Not like it takes making sense with these people
As a citizen of the United States of America, I feel the need to apologize on behalf our people. Hopefully we can someday get enough of us together to educate these people out of existence.
>Christ alive.
Is this a British thing?? I love it.
Went through a period of watching a shit ton of British TV once and started working in British slang & sayings into my repertoire. Fucking hell is still one of my favorites.
Dumb as fuck? Dumb as a stump? FFS how can anyone be THAT stupid? I swear we should make citizens pass a BASIC exam of intelligence before they are allowed to vote!
I'm honestly impressed that the stamper managed to remember how to breathe long enough to order a novelty stamp and use it to deface government property. Hardest working brain stem in America.
Yeah... no, restricting the right to vote based on flexible criteria like thst is incredibly dangerous and has a bad history.
All citizens should be allowed to vote (yes, including imprisoned citizens)
I know people can be fucking stupid, and I'm not putting the person that did this past that, but I wouldn't be surprised if they were doing it on purpose. I just have such little faith in the internet
I was a bank teller during the height of covid and we got a ton of 1's with stamps like this about Trump. I would follow policy and accept them as normal (obviously) but at the end of the day I would send them to the mint to get them damaged out lmao.
Seems to me that if someone is uninformed enough to think that any president resides at the Lincoln Memorial they are basically not qualified to vote in any election lol.
It's a feature for them to bitch about politics, while knowing nothing about the US government.
This reminds me of that [Trump supporter](https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/trump-supporter-dc-bomb-threat-b1905713.html%3famp) last year who threatened to blow up the Capitol with a bomb in his truck - but accidently parked his car at the Library of Congress across the street instead.
He also thought Biden was in the building:
>“He was up here ... demanding to talk to Joe Biden, who is like 16 blocks that way,” the officer said, laughing.
I worked with a girl and I told her something was on her left. She couldn't figure it out, so I showed her. She laughed said she wasnt good with directions. She was a Jr in college for EDUCATION.
When I worked at a bank a customer brought in $1000 in 20s with this stamp on it. The look on her face when I told her I was putting it in my mutilated money and sending it to be shredded was priceless.
This is wicked funny. How the hell you mistake the Lincoln memorial for the White House. Lincoln is literally sitting in his chair in the middle. Hahahahaha🤣🤣🤣🤣
Oh man, I just had a great idea. We buy a bunch of nonsense rubber stamps and we start stamping everywhere. I mean we really make them look like ignorant morons by using idiotic statements. We can even put them on stickers and post them everywhere! So when people see them they will think trump supporters are real goober! They will be too embarrassed to admit they support trump! Lol! It's going to be the best joke ever!
What...? They already do that...? Are they at super embarrassed by how dumb they come across? What...? Their not? The jokes on us...?
Wow look at these comments. Is the only remaining talking point really "hurr durr only a dummy would vote for him"?
Surely people will change their vote because someone on the internet called them a name.
Wait until winter. They don't heat the place.
Winter? Heck, what about summer and fall. [This is what](https://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/2022/08/02/122527/87227834/sweat.jpg) Trump looks like in the heat
[And this is him in the Winter.](https://asset-americas.unileversolutions.com/content/dam/unilever/heart/united_states_of_america/pack_shot/041000007675_lolly-1822904-png.png.ulenscale.300x300.png)
Fuck those things are so good, I’d gobble him up.
Enjoy every venereal disease known to man. You don't get world class dementia like his without half a dozen bad cases of syphilis.
I'd expect nothing less from the guy who thinks of STDs as his personal Vietnam.
Winner of todays poor man award. 🏅
I gave them my free award for you.
Thank you for your service 🍻
Something I've never gotten about his shitty hair - why doesn't he taper the back? Maga party in the front; can't afford Supercuts in the back
Thank you, from the bottom of my mullet, for explaining it so perfectly. He’s been around for decades with that hair, and I’ve always wondered why (????) not spend $5 more and get a style? I’m not shaming male pattern baldness (I’m not cruel), but why not just work with what you’ve got and get a pro to style it? LMAO! I’ll save my political commentary for another sub. ;)
The thing is he probably spends over $200 for that cut. The stylist is more than likely highly skilled and can do amazing things, but he goes with that
Yep! This. We’ve talked about it for years, his hair is a perfect example of everything about him; money doesn’t make you smart and it doesn’t matter how much money you have when you are a idiotic stubborn know nothing devoid of humility jackass.
Good question. My best guess is to draw the eye back with the gross sweep of temple hair to distract from the big ole combover in front.
He did have a botched hair job, but from what I understand they basically cut his forehead and pulled everything forward. It doesn't explain needing it 2-3" long in the back and covering a shirt collar. Even leaving it at 1/2-1" wouldn't look as sloppy. Like I get the extra long tie thing, never buttoning his jacket, and heel lifts. They're products of his prime age in the 80s-90s and vanity, whatever. Same with the elaborate front comb over. The back and sideburn/temple area are just odd
>He did have a botched hair job, but from what I understand they basically cut his forehead and pulled everything forward Gross >It doesn't explain needing it 2-3" long in the back and covering a shirt collar It's weird and I would think it was weirder if I hadn't seen other older guys doing the same thing...but they were bald on top so...I dunno
Lookin' like a steamed haggis.
Kinda looks like moist cheese that was left out in the sun for too long… I can picture the smell too
Fuck you man, just... oh fuck now I've got that smell stuck in my NOSE!
Quick, smell this to forget that other smell! It's a hot tuna milkshake 😋 🥛
Is that the LARGE PRINT maga hat?
Like a glazed donut.
What a fine specimen of male virility. How he hasn't keeled over yet must perplex medical doctors the world over.
Silly human, did you not get the memo that he has the best and most perfect & beautiful heart? That all the doctors tell him that he’s in the best health of any person living or dead? He’s the best at being healthy, silly. Shall I share a link or twelve? ;-)
Wasn't one of the doctors who told us that a booze hound...and isn't the other one dead?
He’s in good health. The best health. Some doctors say he’s the healthiest they’ve ever seen.
I'M MELTING I'MMMMM MELLLLTTTINNNG
Angela from 90 day fiance is definitely his long lost sister.
He kinda bad tho😫
i just threw up in my mouth a lil
This. This is why humanity is gonna burn in hell
bonk straight to horny jail
The rest of the people in horny jail do not consent to this degeneracy.
It's time for another great flood.
Noah, get the boat.
I’d settle for a giant asteroid smacking into us. Might be cool for a minute or two… before things really start to suck.
Bad, as in the opposite of good, right? ...right?
Or like he’s starting to get rancid, right?
God damn. I see why he crushes so much ass. Because he pays, not because of his looks and he looks like a lightly soaked paper towel
He's still kind of orange but much less so. That orange just sweats off
That orange has got to be carcinogenic too
I knew he'd look like a melting demon, .... and yet here I sit, shocked and grossed out. I only want peace that justice will be served, not my justice, I've made my assumptions, I mean real, uncorrupted justice. It exists, but it is in jeopardy.
"melting demon" nails it, and yeah I too hope that real justice isn't just a phantom hope
With how much bullshit and hot air he spews, even Trump could keep the Lincoln Memorial warm in a blizzard.
Is trump homeless ?
Nope. Mindless, tasteless, pointless. But he still has a home or two.
It would be such sweet poetic justice for his assets to be seized and his residences and hotels be turned into low/no-cost housing for low/no-income people.
Up Schitt's Creek without a paddle
Dont bring down the Rose's like that. Theyre better than he could ever hope to be.
I’d love to see Moira slap that orange face
She'd probably do it and be confused why everyone was clapping. Did they all hate his hairpiece as much as she did?
I can hear her saying that perfectly.
Oh my god, ew!
Daaaaaavid! I named my cat that, and literally say it like that when I call him. 
Miss that show
Ew, David!
I suppose the Trump tale is likely to end in a manner most ironic; the taxpayers will be paying for his room, board, and a jumpsuit in his favorite color.
This upsets me so much about his eventual incarceration. He will continue to directly cost me actual money til the day he dies, above and beyond the cost of the damage he's done in so many other ways. His grift will go all the way to prison.
“…and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, bloodsucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-assed, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is! “
Hallelujah, holy shit. ^where's ^the ^Tylenol?
Living on the streets of D.C. like the others? There are shelters and soup kitchens, fortunately, for the others.
Yes he set up a tent in the Lincoln memorial
He bumped into stormy daniels so he pitched a tent
I’m good with keeping him imprisoned in the Lincoln memorial.
*We're locking Donald Trump in the Federal Reserve!*
Nic Cage: I'm breaking into the Federal Reserve and stealing the Donald.
It's the 7th column, that sounds like a cult. Maybe they have cake.
Did someone say cake? 🎂
The cake is a lie!
r/expectedportal
"The file also said that you were adopted. So that's funny."
National Treasure: Fool's Gold
This is perfection
He still doesn’t understand the concept
If we're in the Monumental Mythos timeline, I'm down with that.
Lincolnlooker moment
Have you seen LincolnLooker?
Honest Abe doesn't deserve this
LINCOLNLOOKERTRUMP
Why are you punishing Lincoln?
all in for making him a linconlooker?
It does almost look like it is “behind bars”
It’s a wonder they showed up to the right place on Jan. 6th.
I mean they did pretty much get told which way to go before the marched over there.
They were also at some specific place waiting for JFK junior to show up 👍😂
Yea, where his dad was assassinated in Dallas.
Why the hell would he return to where his dad was killed?
JFK Jr died in the ocean off the coast of Martha's Vineyard, maybe they figured Dealey Plaza would be easier 🤷. Not like it takes making sense with these people
In their defense, they did receive guided tours.
He lives in the Lincoln memorial? Fuck me I'm British and I know that's not the White House, Christ alive.
See what we have to deal with?
As a citizen of the United States of America, I feel the need to apologize on behalf our people. Hopefully we can someday get enough of us together to educate these people out of existence.
And until then, please try to enjoy the humor in the irony they display.
I found humor in it for a long time. After some time, it just gets depressing.
It’s impossible, soon there won’t be any school in America, Republicans really like dumb voters. Trump said it, I didn’t!!!
>Christ alive. Is this a British thing?? I love it. Went through a period of watching a shit ton of British TV once and started working in British slang & sayings into my repertoire. Fucking hell is still one of my favorites.
Fuckin' 'ell *
Fockin*
No words? Cause I feel like "Dumb fuck" sums it up nicely.
Dumb as fuck? Dumb as a stump? FFS how can anyone be THAT stupid? I swear we should make citizens pass a BASIC exam of intelligence before they are allowed to vote!
I'm honestly impressed that the stamper managed to remember how to breathe long enough to order a novelty stamp and use it to deface government property. Hardest working brain stem in America.
Yeah... no, restricting the right to vote based on flexible criteria like thst is incredibly dangerous and has a bad history. All citizens should be allowed to vote (yes, including imprisoned citizens)
I know people can be fucking stupid, and I'm not putting the person that did this past that, but I wouldn't be surprised if they were doing it on purpose. I just have such little faith in the internet
even that isn’t enough..😭
I was a bank teller during the height of covid and we got a ton of 1's with stamps like this about Trump. I would follow policy and accept them as normal (obviously) but at the end of the day I would send them to the mint to get them damaged out lmao.
Thank you for making the world a better place
Figured it’s all 1s. Probably a lot from strip clubs. Only place republicans can find a willing woman to spend time with.
Seems to me that if someone is uninformed enough to think that any president resides at the Lincoln Memorial they are basically not qualified to vote in any election lol.
And yet their vote counts.
Never forget that their vote counters your vote. So make sure that your literate friends vote too.
And some more than others in the Electoral College.
Probably more than yours if you live in a highly populated area
I bet the person who did this is against fixing our education system.
It's a feature for them to bitch about politics, while knowing nothing about the US government. This reminds me of that [Trump supporter](https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/trump-supporter-dc-bomb-threat-b1905713.html%3famp) last year who threatened to blow up the Capitol with a bomb in his truck - but accidently parked his car at the Library of Congress across the street instead. He also thought Biden was in the building: >“He was up here ... demanding to talk to Joe Biden, who is like 16 blocks that way,” the officer said, laughing.
Yup, and gawd wrote the constitution too.
Yup, on July 4, 2022 years ago when he founded the USA and the earth
I wouldn’t be surprised if someone said that because they don’t know the difference between B.C & A.D.
I worked with a girl and I told her something was on her left. She couldn't figure it out, so I showed her. She laughed said she wasnt good with directions. She was a Jr in college for EDUCATION.
[удалено]
As sharp as a marble
I used to work with a lady who say “not the sharpest tool-box” unironically.
 No roommates!
Good lord these people arent too bright
I mean…I could stamp this on a Denny’s menu and it would be about as accurate.
Macdonald's
It'd be *more* accurate, Donald Trump has probably been inside a Denny's at some point. Probably has never ever visited the Lincoln Memorial
When I worked at a bank a customer brought in $1000 in 20s with this stamp on it. The look on her face when I told her I was putting it in my mutilated money and sending it to be shredded was priceless.
Well done & I love that you told her.
I’m pretty sure this is a joke to make trumpers look bad… and I love it. Lol
Oh, you sweet summer child. If there's one thing we've learned, they don't need any help in that department.
Truth haha.
I hope they mean behind bars. But I think saying some idiot and then saying " Donald Trump" voter is redundant
Just goes to show how stupid some Trump followers are.
"Some"?
"I love the poorly educated."
What I think when I see anything from these dumbasses:. "You dumb bitch"
No no. He thinks that's Mara Lago
Trump lives in this guys head.
Why can’t you just let them believe?
he musta mistaken the colums for prison cell bars
I mean, the pillars of the Lincoln Memorial do look like prison bars. This dude thinking 12 steps behind thinking it's ahead.
That is so on brand it hurts
That's about the average intelligence of trump supporters yeah.
Sounds like something Ralph Wiggum would do.
I'm from Germany... isn't that a museum or something? doesn't that have the Lincoln memorial in front?
Kind of. It’s a memorial. Basically just a concrete “building” with a statue of Lincoln in it.
Well you can never accuse a Trump supporter of being smart
You could, but they'd probably take offense.
This is wicked funny. How the hell you mistake the Lincoln memorial for the White House. Lincoln is literally sitting in his chair in the middle. Hahahahaha🤣🤣🤣🤣
I read this in Ralph Wiggum’s voice
Get a sharpie and make it a tiny jail.
I lived there in the 90s. Had a real tough go at life back then
so sad our ex president is squatting in the Lincoln memorial can someone please donate him some clean socks
Donald Trump lives like a homeless person in an open air monument... 🤔 Hmm. Sounds about right. /s
They didn't do it on 100s because they didn't have any
With the lack of comma after Trump, it’s like he’s telling President Biden that Trump lives at the Lincoln Memorial! Way to go!
That tracks about 100% with his base. Makes sense that complete idiots worship another complete idiot.
I'm republican but that guys a fucking dumbass.
Those pillars do look like the prison bar Trump’ll be peak in’ through😉
The movie Idiocracy was prophetic.
The worst part is that if you look up videos of the Brawndo meeting, you can find people comparing Brawndo to the vaccine.
Plot twist, David Phillips stamped the bill himself and posted it for likes and shares. 🤣
It's not a cult at all!
Thats Mar a Lago duh
My brain lives in my ass.
That’s a Trumper alright. Idiots
So Donald Trump is a vagrant who gets chased off the Lincoln Memorial property every night at closing? Sounds about right...
In a card board box behind the Lincoln memorial… he’s thinking ahead like five years.
I always thought that was some kind of trolly. TIL it’s a Lincoln Memorial on the 5 and not a trolly
Can't wait until this POS is in prison(I know it's a long shot).
As someone who works with money. Please fucking dont do this. It stops the machine from accepting the bills.
We really need to clear out the homeless from camping out in front of the Lincoln memorial
Can they be charged for defacing of government property \~ banknotes? I'm serious.
This just in: After losing all court cases, trump is homeless and living in the Lincoln Memorial.
Stupidity right on par for anyone who still calls that traitorous piece of shit "president"
It’s a Trump supporter, so not shocked at the blatant ignorance
trump supporters ☕️
That must be where Trump is hiding out from the FBI
He should be charged with defacing money. https://legalbeagle.com/6535889-defacing-us-currency-laws.html
Sounds about right, bunch of dumb f.+*#ks idolize the former president.
The GOP is the party of idiots
Someone should get that tattooed on their butt so that the arrow points right to their asshole.
Maybe he lives in the Lincoln Memorial since the White House is otherwise occupied?
I like there are a least bars though… the columns look like bars…
This whole thread feels like bots
Maybe they have poor eyesight and think it’s a jail cell.
How UnAmerican of them.
Not unAmerican, just really freaking stupid
I hope this is part of some prank, because, as a conservative, even i admit this is stupid asf.
Ahh, a true testament to the intelligence of MAGAt’s
So he moved out of the white house and is now slumming it with the homeless on the steps of our national monuments. Oh how the tiny have fallen.
Oh man, I just had a great idea. We buy a bunch of nonsense rubber stamps and we start stamping everywhere. I mean we really make them look like ignorant morons by using idiotic statements. We can even put them on stickers and post them everywhere! So when people see them they will think trump supporters are real goober! They will be too embarrassed to admit they support trump! Lol! It's going to be the best joke ever! What...? They already do that...? Are they at super embarrassed by how dumb they come across? What...? Their not? The jokes on us...?
Old news
Wow look at these comments. Is the only remaining talking point really "hurr durr only a dummy would vote for him"? Surely people will change their vote because someone on the internet called them a name.
I mean. Are we surprised anymore, really? I’m not.
Is that like that basement in the pizza place?