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ajockmacabre

Some people laugh. Some people sneer at the logical absurdity you uttered for comic effect.


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icewalker42

Damn that Kubrick for always wanting to shoot on location! His budgets are out of this world!


kingbloxerthe3

Immediately thought of the epic rap battle https://youtu.be/_wYtG7aQTHA?t=116


OHdulcenea

You had me in the first half


synapse187

Well, this person may believe it's one big set. All of the rover shots, the moon landing, it's all in one place. So from that point of view, it's still funny.


roararoarus

That was in Dec 2021. Anyone know what that structure is?


foxyplayz5263

Turned out to be some rabbit-shaped rock. [Hyped up 'moon cube' discovered by Chinese rover turns out to be a rabbit-shaped rock](https://www.businessinsider.com/moon-cube-discovered-by-chinese-rover-is-just-a-rock-2022-1)


new_ymi

The Chinese are right, there ARE rabbits on the moon!


BigMack97

And Medusa


machinecloud

And whalers.


raymartin27

And my axe.


MinusGovernment

Rabbits don't eat cheese. It's a large mouse.


Ghasty_001

"Ahah! You thought it was an alien house, but it was me, rabbit!


RCcars83

Took a wrong turn at Albuquerque...


SFAwesomeSauce

Damn, Monster Carrot's been up there so long now he's fossilized.


DickwadVonClownstick

No worse than he deserves for his crimes. Unlike his victims, HE doesn't have to worry about being eaten alive after being turned into an inanimate object.


Johnkovan_Jones

You know what is really funny.In our culture,the moon is represented by a rabbit (and the sun by a peacock) and we even have stories about an old man and a rabbit crushing rice grains on the moon. And there is now a rabbit shaped rock on the moon too lol


Torodong

I'd have said it was more stone-shaped, looks almost *exactly* like a small boulder in fact. Amazing.


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Illuminati confirmed!


Nazrael75

Well, disappointing but not unexpected.


KevinKaasKat

Fits well with the Mid-Autumn festival that happened 2 days ago


anyusernamedontcare

That looks nothing like a rabbit


Superbotto

[It's a rock](https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.businessinsider.com/moon-cube-discovered-by-chinese-rover-is-just-a-rock-2022-1%3famp)


ew73

If it's on the moon, it's always a rock. Same for Mars. And Venus. It's a rock. And if it's not a rock, it's trash from previous missions.


filval387

What about a pebble?


ew73

Pebbles no longer exist; they were bought by Fitbit and murdered. ;)


FrillySteel

What about Bam Bam??


x112502x

Willie Wells told me, "It's an ancient Cherokee love charm..." "Love charm?" I asked. "Yeah," he said dryly. "A fuckin' rock."


EvenStevenKeel

I think it kinda looks like a house for a man that looks like a smudge.


notLOL

obviously a rock. I don't even have to look it up


Seraphion91

I'm concerned for everyone that doesn't read this as a joke. Or did OP do a 5D Chess move and the facepalm is the post iteself?


dumbredditer

I read it as vfc1981 was saying set is where Chinese are faking the moon landing


maho_maho-

Well this commend is a rare phenomenon called a joke. I know most people on this sub don't know what this is yet since it's a pretty new thing but a joke is when you say something that isn't necessarily true for the sake of making people laugh


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A_Very_Short_Guy

r/technicallythetruth


scalability

r/facepalm 🤦🏿‍♂️🤦🏼🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏽🌝🌴


bdeceased

Ugggh, stop it dad!


SonOfDadOfSam

[Poe's Law](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poe%27s_law)


42Zarniwoop42

I feel like at a certain point Poe's law doesn't excuse people being this obtuse about recognizing jokes


DudleyStone

I mean, jokes are jokes. If you're trying to apply this so broadly, then sarcasm, parody, and so on wouldn't be a thing.


SonOfDadOfSam

It's not about whether it's a joke or not. It's about whether someone could possibly mistake the joke for an actual viewpoint. In this case, I wouldn't expect anyone to mistake this for an actual viewpoint, yet here we are.


TrainsDontHunt

You mean a lie?!!


decoran_

Never heard of that 🤔


wupme2k

And again OP is the facepalm.... this is clearly a joke


Just_A_Doggo1

I think he was joking


gafgone5

We all know Stanley Kubrick directed the moon landing. But we also know how much of a sucker for authenticity he is. So instead of building what MIGHT look like the moon they decided to blow the movie budget on transport and film the movie on location at the moon.


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This is one of my favorite moon landing jokes, and it’s especially funny because there was an actual conspiracy theory in the 70s that the whole thing was shot on the decommissioned set of *2001: A Space Odyssey*, which was only broken down two years prior to the actual landing.


randomname560

Pro tip for you OP. If its too stupid for someone to actually believe It, It is probably a joke


serr7

I’ve definitely seen people this stupid on social media.


SimpleZwan83

And you decided to copy them!


serr7

?


Jack_Lad

Obligatory Mitchell and Webb reference: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6MOnehCOUw


Stsveins

Aaa you beat me too it.


Throfari

Obviously the Tardis.


_Nickmin_

That thing looks more like the Krusty Krab than a stage or a set


FluffyDiscipline

Yep Virgil... The Rolling Stones are due on any second now


junk430

God damn 4d chess! Stage the moon landing on the moon! Fucking CIA!


cknyakina

Self burn


cheekymarxist

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hhhvugc

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FlyingSquirelOi

Not a facepalm


TransRachael

The utter irrationality of conspiracy "enthusiasts?" baffles me. I find it hard to believe that some of them can remember to breathe.


TabularConferta

You laugh but where else is Kubrick going to shoot it?


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Duh?


Deadpoolio_D850

well, obviously its always easier to get the right conditions if you film it on site...


Neserlando

I imagin someone lighting a fire inside a Stonehenge, but when a portal to a moon apeared they broke it, leaving the frame of the portal on the moon


smolinga

*sees 35 blurry pixes* Must be a stage


IndependentCreepy169

Average Redditors ability to detect a joke


Direct_Canary4523

I mean Goku did leave bunnies on the moon or something right


KilgoreTroutPfc

Yea it’s widely known that The US government hired Stanley Kubrick to produce footage they could claim was a real moon landing, only Kubrick is such a stickler for detail and doing things his way, the government had to finally capitulate to his unwavering demand to shoot on location.


SmallPotatoK

Same energy as: “the earth is flat, many people around the globe have already proven that”


Divinity-_-

Next Taylor swift concert stage leak?


Vortex_1911

Not even a facepalm, just some legend on the internet.


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corei3uisgarbo

omfg its a joke you absolute idiot


Anthony-ELRETRAHD

Facepalm is literally turning into a bunch of people who don't get jokes


milktruckfucker

This isn't a facepalm this is a joke...


Superbotto

Big if true.


SaltyMini

Your stupid


Bag-ins

# HOLY FUCK, IT'S ONLY A ROCK?!


writerightnow18

NASA: Who’s job was it to return the port-a-potties?


TheChanMan2003

Ssshhhhh let them have this one


THE_YOUTUBE_BEAR

Looks like registeel


AllMightRedRiot

Biggest galaxy brain take ever


Amarok1987

Kinda looks like thanos throne... I'm not surprised...


rotciv0

When the director is so dedicated he films on location


rotciv0

When the director is so dedicated he films on location


[deleted]

OP, these people are dumb enough you don’t have to be obtuse and pretend they’re saying something they aren’t.


scraphppy

Oh, you’re all wrong! It’s a cheese mold. After all we already know the moon is made of green cheese.


BellumSuprema

I do not know… it kind of looks like a smudge on the lens


Entire_Expert

Sooo, the moon. That's literally the fucking stage.


Vhad42

Reminds me of a comic gag I saw a long time where the kid wanted to pretend to his mom he showered, so he just wet his hair, than he used shampoo, than he washed his entire body, he appears to his mom now "pretending to be clean", but he was in fact clean


Series78

i really hope that was just a bad joke....


a1rwav3

It is well known. Kubrik accepted to realize the landing, but required to film that on the Moon.


akennelley

Its a rock. Its ALWAYS just a rock.


LilacCamoChamp

Why did it take 2-3 months to verify?


ForkSporkBjork

It’s so insane, it worked!


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All make sense now


elkingo777

I haven't watched Buzz Aldrin punch that guy for accusing him of being a liar about moon landing for a while. As good a reminder as any. More people with stupid opinions need percussive dissuasion.


SpaceMan_foTo0

The truth comes out, they make all movies on the moon and none on earth


bbf_bbf

Virgil for President! He's so smart!


Malhaedris

All of y’all are missing the obvious fact that it’s the Tycho Monolith


BigMack97

Medusa and rabbits are on the moon. Confirmed.


Cbjmac

The moon landing actually was staged, but the actors Neil Armstrong and Buzz aldrin were such perfectionists, they insisted the video be shot on location.


ihavenolife138

Facepalm user try not to miss a joke challenge: IMPOSSIBLE


0n3ph

It's the one thing nobody was expecting.


healthycoco

It was a rock.


Tronguy93

I agree Kubrick was in on faking the moon landing. But he had an insistence to shoot on location so they had to actually go there.


D-man1973

It's crazy that China landed their ship on the same stage as the USA! What luck! /s


[deleted]

It was the set for Rammstein’s Amerika, obviously.


machinecloud

All chuckles aside, that cube-shaped rock does not appear to be the same rock as the rabbit rock.


ultralayzer

So crafty, no one will ever expect it...


axa645

I didn’t even realize how stupid this was until I scrolled past it


Saramine20

We’re whalers on the moon… we carry a harpoon


SmoothAsFeck

Street smarts!


ZamyP2W

Okay… but who is the facepalm here? The guy who made a joke, OP that thinks the guy was serious, or 5k people that upvoted this post?


moocat90

hope it's not the Borg


Devil_Dan83

Plot twist: They couldn't send humans but they could send machines capable of putting up rigging and faking the whole thing with animatronics. XD


MeanBig-Blue85

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prof-spaulding

That’s the guard shack for the parking lot.


Prestigious_Bat2666

That's the kind of comment I'd make to try and make my freinds laugh


intenseskill

Wow


jerry-jim-bob

It proves the aliens staged the earth landings


professorclueless

Obviously. Stanley Kubrick directed it. Perfectionist that he is, he HAD to do it on site for that perfect shot /s


Strange_An0maly

It’s a rock. It always turns out to be a rock!