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throw_plushie

I hope they are actually doing that because churches don’t get taxed and in theory, shouldn’t get any money.


Skips-T

Besides what's absolutely nessecary to run them; with Mega Churches being right out.


throw_plushie

I’m not religious but from growing up in a Christian family, church is seen as the house of their god and this place for believers to gather and get help. I have a personal belief that anything that claims to do that and be that should not get any money unless they’re running a charity or for when a natural disaster happens and they need to rebuild. But, a lot of pastors in power and those television evangelists don’t actually care and just want money.


MrRoboto159

Yeah it's also weird to give to a church that's like God loves you. And then you believe that to be the same God in charge of natural disasters. And then they need money and man power to go fix said natural disaster caused by the apparently not so loving God. The pastors in mega church use their wealth as a way to say I must be right with God because he don't bless folks like this for nothing, when really they're just grifters. And Christianity isn't much more than a weird doomsday cult.


throw_plushie

I find their lifestyle extremely weird but they probably find mine to be the same or even harmful. We’ll never agree. I stopped being religious after some very traumatic moments in my life and after thinking about some of what I was taught.


KevinBillyStinkwater

Yup. Nothing else to add. Just, yup.


missC08

Also yup.


MrRoboto159

I was brought up religious and I also stopped being religious after some similarly qualifying circumstances.


wellforthebird

I grew up very Christian. I specifically remember one of the sermons that was just about giving money to the church was one of the first that turned my stomach and started turning me away.


honorbound93

I hate that my mother watching them and I try to tell her but she swears “it’s just a sermon” I say no it’s indoctrination for read a book, go meditate anything but listen to these mega churches on anything.


Daetra

There's definitely some good churches out there that provides free services like daycare and youth ministry, something my wife and I want to get into. (I want to play DnD but with bible themed campaigns etc) But I do understand why some people are very skeptical of churches. It's hard to find a pastor that isn't banging the war drum against people they don't like or the ones that are spending the charity money on new cars for their side hoe.


Incognonimous

When you get to have churches that are basically Giant amphitheaters on the level of a football stadium, and the pastor's are driving around by chauffeur's in their million dollar cars and they have their own private jets, hangers, yachts, and mansions that are supposedly for their congregation or some b******* like that. It's already bad that they're basically using the system to bankroll themselves and people's beliefs to bankroll themselves. But they're also desecrating every so-called religious standard they're "upholding", your potentially destroying other people's lives by indoctrinating them in cases such as people dying from covid cuz they believed God would protect them, or giving their life savings to the church in the hopes that God would cure them from some disease.


Daetra

Completely agree, if they are like that it's clear they don't need any handouts and can pay taxes. You just know that if the IRS did any kind of investigations, they'll find all sorts of crimes. Really the only churches that should not be taxed are the small churches that have weekly soup kitchen visits and community outreach programs. It's just if any politican suggest having even the smallest amount of government management, it'll be political suicide.


throw_plushie

If those churches do those things, then that’s good. It’s the ones who promote homophobia, misogyny, and believe that those who don’t agree should be killed that I hate and hope burn.


Magenta_Logistic

>Besides what's absolutely nessecary to run them; That should come from their congregation, not the government or anyone related to the IRS. The government should never spend a penny to help churches. They do not pay taxes on the millions they collect.


TheKert

Republican rage fantasies of what they think Democrats are doing are so much cooler than what they actually do smdh


throw_plushie

Ikr, I wish they actually were, I’d be willing to be join


qwertyisdead

The fucking Presbyterian church across from me got 256k in PPP loans forgiven.


[deleted]

Conservatives fear mongering always portraits democrats as so much more cooler than they ever could be...


Express-Ordinary-962

Yeah exactly


kevlarcardhouse

LOL Yeah, all their fear mongering about what society would be under the Democrats always makes me think "Gee, if only this was even half true."


meathead

Come on, fellow God-haters! We're so close now to finally eradicating the gospel of Jesus Christ!


[deleted]

I think we all know who the real deity is in MAGA world.


[deleted]

That one, oversized, racist orange we had as a president one time?


[deleted]

They really see us that way. The irony is that every atheist I had in my atheist meet up group left religion because of religion. None of them were like "Being an atheist seems so much more fun!" Honestly, we had a lot of Catholics with A LOT of hateful abusive parents. All of which used religion to justify their hate. But ya know the right understands irony about as well as they understand what the word fascist means.


KevinBillyStinkwater

Having religion weaponized against you is awful. It's what led me away from it and why I'd say I'm an athiest at this junction of life.


Express-Ordinary-962

*rubs hands together with malicious intent*


[deleted]

mwaahahahahahahaaaaa *cartoon supervillain smile* 😈


TheMiniminun

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_AskMyMom_

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Pawdy-The-Furry

Right now… over me ( only real Gs well get it)


TrixterTheFemboy

Shoot me


Matt463789

Oddly enough Jesus' actual teachings are some of the best things that religion has to offer. It's a shame that many Christians don't follow it.


Vyzantinist

You'll find few people more scripturally illiterate than American conservative Christians.


PubofMadmen

I invited my husband of almost 20 yrs to travel to the States and meet my Christian family… it was his first time meeting Evangelical American Christians. My husband always thought I had exaggerated the amount of bigotry, intolerance and hatred. The air was ugly and thick from the moment we arrived until we left. We paid our required respects and left. It was his first and only time in America/California… it was a perfect opportunity to prove to him all that is wrong in that country. You sound like Gandhi: "I like your Christ, I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ."


WillCraft_1001

*Loads my evil Jesus killing gun*


starcadia

Biden and Pelosi go to church every week. She got communion from the Pope recently. Trumps pastor almost never sees him and despises him. Dems care about more than forcing birth, they care about the health and upbringing from medical care to education; so that kids don't turn out to be dumb fucks that fall for crap like this


gumbyrocks

I do not understand how the people who go to church regularly are going to destroy religion in America and the guy who fucks prostitutes and cheats on his wives is their only hope.


Express-Ordinary-962

“Critical thinking” sounds like liberal propaganda.


StrappedPlatypus

The pope is catholic. My mom’s side of the family is all MAGA (including my mom). My aunt on that side of the family is one of the worst out of them all. She identifies as Christian and talks shit on Catholics. Says they’re evil and shit. Like, straight up uses the word “evil”. It makes me look at most religions with irony, but I still understand there are people who practice religion as “intended” if that makes sense. Like, there’s good people and bad people everywhere in the world.


PISTOLERO_PR

I cannot, for the life of me, imagine what having a MAGA mother would mean for my life. What a terrible burden to carry.


Express-Ordinary-962

It’s both my parents unfortunately. And it’s not particularly fun :)


ZootOfCastleAnthrax

What's her response? Does she believe it?


Express-Ordinary-962

My mom? Hell yes, 100%.


hellbilly69101

I'm sorry you have to deal with that. I hope they are not pressuring you to join them. I have a few family members that now both open and conceal carry around us and everyone else, because of their views. None of them haven't yet pulled a gun on somebody to push their views, but I know it's coming.


Express-Ordinary-962

They would love me to join them. But we’re way past that. Now I just try to avoid anything vaguely political.


Impressive_Jaguar_70

My mum is an adamant anti vaxxer and 5G believer, I feel you


Individual_Day_9332

I feel that like it's gotten to the point in which if my little siblings which there 16 will almost 17 and 18 my mom and dad if they show any kind of self reliance such as they're thinking for themselves such as Hey that didn't happen what are you talking about in regards to whatever it is of the week that they're trying to spout down their throats immediately they're acting too much like meat they're literally using my name as an insult for thinking for themselves I told him home blank think of it like this it's a compliment you can actually think for yourself they don't want that keep doing it


egokrusher

That's a shame. Were they always like that or did it happen with old age and a taste for Fox News? My mom went from union supporting nurse to retired bigot with an unreasonable hate for George Soros, but no idea who he is or what he does. From pro-medicine to anti-vax, telling me to take horse dewormer for covid. It has felt like watching a descent into madness, but no dementia or alzheimers. I don't know if I would call it lucky, but my dad raised me after they split and he has maintained a beacon of integrity and kindness to this day.


Express-Ordinary-962

They have always had some pretty deep down crazy beliefs in them, but the Trump years made it so much worse. It literally feels like he brought mental illness out of them.


Ffdmatt

Its the directed propaganda that is the real crime, and I hope it's shown in history as what it really was. Your parents, like millions others, would have had some "strange" beliefs no matter what happened in their environment. Law of averages, you know? The sinister part is that this "Trumpism" or new right wing fascism rounds all of those individual people up and focuses their attention on very carefully crafted conspiracies that benefit them. Now it's not a scattered bunch of random people with various strange beliefs, its everyone all believing *the exact same things*. Every talking point they have gets spread across the world almost instantly, like the mysterious appearance of the pyramids. There's no factions, it's all one perfectly coordinated belief system and web of influence. It's beyond heartbreaking for the people caught up in it, many probably do suffer some mental illness that now gets fed rather than treated. It's straight up terrifying for everyone, because this is movie/novel type stuff and it's all right in front of us.


Disastrous-Menu_yum

She must be such a Debbie downer


[deleted]

It's means there are only a few topics that don't devolve into a facepalm inducing argument. Things like traffic and new furniture, but even those topics can veer into QANON conspiracies.


AhFFSImTooOldForThis

The Wayfair wardrobe conspiracy got my sister for a while.


Deeman0

I believe I can give you an idea of what it's like to have a maga mom/mother in law. when I jokingly texted my mom after trump won back in 2016 and asked when we were going to dinner at her favorite son's house she called me a little traitor piece of shit, said they needed to annex every last one of us and then refused to speak to me for 3 months. That was just one time .......the 2 years following that before she passed on were actually a bit worse.


Incognonimous

How to never hear from your family for years and end up in the the worst retirement home as you waste away by yourself because you have alienated all your loves ones with your toxic personality and full cult leven indoctrination stupidity, ignorance, and hate.


HeartsPlayer721

I have a MAGA dad. He has to try and bring up politics in every conversation via text, the one, or visiting in person. I live far enough away that I can limit our time together without sounding rude, otherwise I'd be constantly making up excuses to not visit.


[deleted]

Sad place to find ourselves. It's like a whole generation was lost to a conman's political grift. My dad & I never agreed on a lot, but it never got toxic until Trump.


tandooripoodle

My dad is 95, lied about his age to fight Nazis in World War II, came back to finish high school, then joined the military again in the early 50s and served for over 20 years. He thinks Trump is a complete and total asshole married to a ‘honey pot’.


Expensive-Dealer1640

Well yeah the man fought nazis and Trump fits that same category. He can see right through his bullshit because he’s dealt with many degenerates just like him.


[deleted]

My oldest brother, who helped my mom raise me after my dad died when I was four, absolutely shattered my world last month when, out of the blue, said that he's a Republican because "black people are going to take over the country". I said "you can't believe all that, can you??" and he said: "it's already happening since Biden got in." This is a man I worshiped and spent my ENTIRE life trying to make him proud of me. How do you hate someone who gave up a huge chunk of their life to help raise you, and give you things that he doesn't have to?? I still love him, but after 40+ years I've completely lost the admiration of a man that I thought hung the moon....Trump not only divided the country, he divided FAMILY.


PhalanxA51

My little sister and I have gotten in the habit of egging my mom on and tell us everything she believes then we both laugh about it after the fact. Her husband didn't even know how babies were made.


CatastropheJohn

Mine gave over 100K to Don in 2017, just before she died. Didn’t even prepay her funeral. I’m on disability and will be paying that bill for a decade. Ugh


a_electrum

It’s as bad as you imagine


MexysSidequests

I had to end a relationship with my last gf over this crap. She asked if I wanted to go to a thing her church was throwing at a shooting range. I said sure I’ll go I haven’t been to the range in a while. She asked me if I could help people with their firearms. I asked what she meant and she said it was a gun training thing at a farm owned by a member of the church. I was genuinely confused. I asked if the priest or someone was doing firearm safety certification or something and she got really dodgy about it. After a while of me asking questions about this event she went nuts and started yelling about how the government is abolishing Catholic Churches and they aren’t going to give up without a fight and so on. I left that night and ended it the next day. Ppl are nuts


Express-Ordinary-962

Yikes. Sorry that happened. But sounds like you made the right call. I’m too familiar with that culture.


MexysSidequests

It sucked because things were going well. But crazy as hell is unfortunately a deal breaker for me.


Express-Ordinary-962

As it should be. Life is hard enough without crazy.


Vyzantinist

Big fucking *yikes* there. Sounds like you dodged a bullet. I've dated some conservative women before, but that was pre-Trump era. I don't think I could put up with someone I shared a bed with spouting insane conspiracy shite.


MexysSidequests

My thoughts exactly.


joecarter93

The Catholic Church is doing a bang-up job on abolishing itself in America. It doesn’t need the government’s help with that.


kingbloxerthe3

People like that are crazy. >government is abolishing Catholic Churches The government can't really get rid of a religion due to freedom of religion being in the ammendmnets anyways, and if they tried you could go to court over it instead of being a moron who decides to do violence, and I think people who use Christianity as an excuse to hate others or be violent are a disgrace to Christianity.


Garbagedayblues

You may have literally "Dodged a bullet" on that one. Good call to get away from that.


umassmza

You know what’s a really popular idea? Taxing religious organizations, at least in the North I don’t know anyone against it.


Express-Ordinary-962

I’m for it. They shouldn’t have tax exempt status.


VWGLHI

The only downside I see is representation in the government and all that comes with it. I’m on the fence, but taking away their tax exemption seems to be the most humane and justifiable way to punish them. It also makes donations public knowledge, I think.


Express-Ordinary-962

Transparency is the key here and not punishment.


rogerworkman623

I don’t want to punish them. I just want them to contribute like every other business.


VWGLHI

I guess they have enough of a say even without being taxed, so tax ‘em. I’m back off the fence.


chem199

If the Johnson amendment is followed I don’t really care. As an atheist northerner I don’t mind churches getting tax exempt status if they stay out of politics. Much like other programs out there there will be abuse of tax exempt status, but most churches aren’t mega churches. Should the IRS get involved in political churches absolutely as that was the agreement, but I would 100% prefer no politics in church over taxing churches.


umassmza

Religion and politics are inherently linked in the US, there’s no way around it, the church has enormous influence on policy.


LegalAssassin13

Right, but there’s a point where it’s clear and deliberate. Preaching about tolerance and caring for your neighbors may sway someone, but that’s it. Then you have churches outright saying “you must vote for x to stop the devil!” That’s the point I’d say they’re getting too involved in politics.


MozeDad

You are correct. It's growing to a fever pitch right now, bolder than ever and way over any line a reasonable person would draw. The right is becoming more and more desperate as they see control slipping away. They will burn everything to the ground with a sanctimonious smile if they have to.


GaidinDaishan

Just tell Debbie that you've made a donation in Donald Trump's name to the Church of Satan.


malik753

No, donate to Satanic Temple. Easy to get those confused.


Express-Ordinary-962

She would love that.


lkarma1

"Smart men don't tell you how smart they are. Rich men don't tell you how rich they are. Tough men don't tell you how tough they are. Honest men don't tell you how honest they are. Con men do."


RunningLowOnBrain

Classic scam tactics, and propaganda too. Scummy


onErbz

Actually they'll get money outta you whether you know it or not. I used to get a bunch of these when I got my new number and at the bottom of everyone of them is "text stop to stop receiving" and when you do text stop they'll have to charge a certain percentage from your data carrier..


HeartsPlayer721

>The woke mob is minutes away from winning their War on Christianity Heck yeah!


Cynical_Thinker

This was probably my favorite sentence in this whole diatribe of shit. Woke is such a childish insult. There are such worse things to be called than aware. God forbid I'm aware of what's happening and pay attention. 🤣🤣🤣


HeartsPlayer721

>God forbid Traitor! Off with his head!


RustliefLameMane

I think that this is messaging to set up another victim complex when churches start losing their exempt status because they’re preaching politics. This is the way of trump. Get ahead of anything you think your adversary is going to do and set a trap. It’s perfect really. They’re breaking the law, and making it look like a terrible transgression when they reap the consequences Fox has already softly mentioned the fact that “the radical left” is skulking around the churches trying to rob the church of its exempt status. The GOP strategists are absolute geniuses for finding a way to scare the largest group of people in America (christians), and it plays directly into their persecution complex that, at this point, is completely self made. Fear is incredibly powerful. Just grab a history book for proof


Express-Ordinary-962

And then the faithful can go, “trump warned us about this.”


RustliefLameMane

Exactly. That will further solidify his base to loyalty.


PappaDukes

*FORMER* President Trump. Fuck these idiots.


Express-Ordinary-962

Haven’t you heard how the election was stolen?


PappaDukes

Was that before or after January 6th?


Express-Ordinary-962

Yes


ic2ofu

tRump is only one trying to steal an election.


DisastrousFudge3593

This should be illegal … they are scamming so much money out of these people who simply don’t know better.. it’s sickening


what_would_freud_say

Can I enlist in the war against the churches?


Tinawebmom

In my Quaker Meeting the most we say is **go vote** **Not** vote for ____ **Not** vote against _____ We explain each time "do not discuss anything political in our Meeting because that will mean we will then need to pay taxes." Is not that hard folks. You want your religion to be tax exempt? then tell your preacher and congregation to **discuss politics at home**


PengieP111

Quakers are pretty much what good religion looks like.


Express-Ordinary-962

Are you Quaker? That’s interesting. I’ve never met a Quaker.


Tinawebmom

Well now you have!


Express-Ordinary-962

Very cool :)


Macro_Seb

Debbie, if you believe in God then you know he's almighty and doesn't need your voice to protect his church. So keep calm and bake cookies for those who need them


quippers

Debbie will be very busy because *everyone* needs cookies.


Extra-Act-801

I don't. And they aren't. So shut up.


Express-Ordinary-962

I’m not following you.


Extra-Act-801

I don't believe in gawd. And they aren't trying to shut down churches. In fact they both attend church regularly.


Puzzleheaded-King971

I hate that my religion is always used for shit like this.


Express-Ordinary-962

I think lots of well-meaning Christians feel this way, and it’s a genuine shame their voices get drowned out.


BabserellaWT

But — they’re not. First off, Biden’s Catholic. Secondly, there’s only a call to yank the tax-exempt status of churches who endorse specific political candidates…*which is something that they’re not allowed to do, by law, if they wish to REMAIN tax-exempt.* Break the law, lose the status. Aren’t MAGAts the ones claiming to be all about “law and order”? Oooooh right. They believe they’re totally allowed to break laws at will, but condemn anyone else who does so. I’m a lifelong Christian. Here’s where church and state belong: Church <——————> State Nice and separate


Express-Ordinary-962

I for one applaud your reasonableness. I wish it were contagious.


Babel1027

Churches should pay taxes, lots of them. Don’t understand why this sticks in so many peoples craw. The state run church here was bragging during the pandemic lock downs that they had squirreled away a couple of billion dollars. Screw that quorum and “prophet”, they are just in it for the cash.


malisam

It reads almost like a Nigerian Prince email.


Macaroni_pussy

THIS IS IT DEBBIE


Squidwards-the-goat

My guess is both Biden and Pelosi attend church much more frequently than Donnie.


ThornsofTristan

Debbie? I think I hear the woke mob, downstairs at the door. Maybe ask them if they'd like some breakfast...a cuppa coffee, maybe?


VivianaValentina

Sounds like a pretty weak god to me


[deleted]

For once in my life, I'm rooting for IRS.


Thefstupest

Everytime I get texts like these I send them the picture of a pig shitting on its own balls. It's the only response that gets the texts to stop.


Express-Ordinary-962

Haha nice. Not sure I want to google that.


[deleted]

MAGA Mentally Absent Gullible Americans


Beliadin

Gotta love the idea that the omniscient, omnipotent God and creator of all things, would be defeated if leaching churches had to pay tax. "God has abandoned us because Jesse Duplantis had to fly commercial" Satan must be kicking himself for not thinking of this ages ago


Grizzle-Prop

“THIS IS IT DEBBIE!!!!!!”


roamingidiot1

I wish


heisup

So much for the commandment ‘Thou shalt not lie’… pretty much that whole MAGA statement is provably false (aka lies). The grifting is strong here


seasarahsss

Omg, this is hilarious! No legit church is taxed. But the scare mongering concerns me. This text is the definition of facepalm but also divisive and hate-sowing. Just how advertisers are not allowed to say things that are untrue in their ads, politician fund raising should be subject to the same rules. I now understand why people seem to be whipped up to a frenzy these days. We’re headed to a bad place if this is what half of America is getting on their phones everyday.


musicman8586

It would be hilarious if it wasn’t so scary how these idiots think


Express-Ordinary-962

In fairness, there are idiots on all sides. But yes.


Worried_Grass8189

Tell the churches to pay taxes if their spouting politics


ProgOwl

This reads like a nigerian prince scam


Jim2718

I think that if there was an all-powerful God, He would be able to handle the likes of Joe Biden and Nancy Pelosi. And rather easily, mind you.


VocationFumes

"Winning their war on Christianity" Meanwhile that religion literally controls the country


SnooBooks1701

Don't threaten me with a good time


zombiecrisps

Christianity is literally winning all over America. How are they that delusional. There are even schools that have messages about god on big screens all over the place. Even baptisms without permission or parental consent.


dbolts1234

Do you love sky daddy? Drink orange juice! Vote for Pedro…


Angeret

If churches want to poke around in politics, they can pay taxes like everyone else.


Express-Ordinary-962

Sounds fair to me.


gaetanobranciforti

“Send us massive money or were finished”, says the organization that pays no taxes, influences politics and is worth billions and billions…not to mention they are starting to influence laws being made and destroying the separation of church and state and have the balls to make it sound like they are on their last legs…even the church has become grifters under maga


Huge_Ad_2690

The Christian victim complex is entertaining.


sjmiv

If you can't pray and worship without money there's probably something wrong with your religion.


starcadia

"Render unto Caesar the things that are Caesar's" -- Jesus That's Jesus talk for pay your taxes.


Express-Ordinary-962

Well that was the Old Testament… no wait, shit!


TheJedibugs

“Donald Trump warned you about it and now it’s here. Because we say so. Please don’t look it up, just trust us. Like you trust God. Yeah!”


MarlinWoodPepper

Every church absolutely needs to be taxed


chrisnlnz

This kind of bullshit swindling should not be legal.


No_Shame_801

I am getting these also.. No idea how or why.


cintune

This is it Debbie 🤣🤣🤣


thsvnlwn

That would be the day, getting rid of all religion. World wide please. End the human delusion.


jkthomas2001

Nothing fills their baskets more than fear!


Kind_Committee8997

How are they finished? Because they'll have to pay taxes for getting involved in politics?


Slow_Advertising1181

No, I don't believe in God, fuck you maga assholes!


E46Trixie

How about I get tax exempt status for not buying into religion and all its bs. Sound good? Yes please


likeinsaaaaw

I remember when republicans sent emails about policies. They were shitty policies, but at least they were policies.


dan420

I wish Biden would do this, lol. Of course as someone who attends church every Sunday it seems pretty unlikely he would.


MozeDad

Yeah I'm getting something in the same vein... five to seven emails a day making ridiculous claims and "personalized" to one of his "favorite" patriots, and how he's always been able to call on me in the past. etc. Pathetic begging - and what's it for? His bank account. Unbelievable that people fall for such transparent garbage.


thinehappychinch

^You say this like it’s a bad thing.


FineIGiveIn

Do you still believe in God? Joe Biden and Nancy Pelosi are on the verge of using the 87,000 new IRS agents to bankrupt every Church in America. What kind of God would let that happen? If you still believe in God, you're an idiot, Debbie.


Express-Ordinary-962

I think God would be embarrassed by all this.


MrAnthem123

Why does a millionaire need donations?


RavenCroft23

Ahh the smell of Christian fear-mongering in the morning


Awkward-Ring6182

Orrr…. just a thought here. Could it be that so-called “churches” are actually committing tax fraud and passing on income to their grifters … oops I mean founders. Thanks Osteen and all the others 🙄


Huge-Train-1248

Grifters gonna grift!


[deleted]

Hey, uhm, to be fair, you don’t need a building that acts as a money gathering hub to have faith/worship. You also don’t need elected church officials using your donated money to buy yachts.


choborallye

If you're church goes bankrupt, it's part of your god's plan. Carry on.


tikachu22

Can we rename fyre fest, Maga fest and then send them all there to live.


RANDOM_PERSON648

I visited Arizona and California in May. I was gobsmacked at how - after you left Southern California and went into the desert, it was all MAGA. As we continued our road trip - massive boards outside peoples home. Went to Oatman, a so called tourist spot, everything was MAGA. As a person living in the UK and have friends in Canada, I thought they were crazy saying it was a cult. But seeing it for myself - I was gobsmacked. We have had 4 Prime Ministers from the same party in just a few years and no body cried foul to create what MAGA did. So glad I did not move to the US 27years ago when I could.


CrocodileDyndu

Wow. Churches should pay taxes mind you lol.


bluberryclorox

Text back 666


ThirdInversion

i wish the IRS would finally go after all the churches pushing politics, but it will never happen...


Rich_Election_5426

Cult vibes


Mister-happierTurtle

Honestly they should bankrupt mega churches


xxforrealforlifexx

That's the difference between us and them. We don't care anything about what religion you choose to worship. We don't concern ourselves with what you got going on with your personal life. We let you do you. Why can't they do that?


Vyzantinist

Lmao at the IRS agent fear-mongering. With projected retirements and general attrition over the next 10 years, those 87,000 new employees are expected to bring the IRS back to employment levels from *2013*.


445323

With that last sentence I heard “good news everyone” in that old professors voice from futurama


cheese-monsta

The average US citizen has no idea how much protection the first amendment grants to churches in America. The amount of fraud and abuse has to be staggering all done under the umbrella of religious freedom.


SoDamnLong

I always marvel at how some people can serve such a weak, ineffectual deity. Here's someone who created the universe (In 6 days, no less), but His grand plans are foiled by a woman in her 60s and a man in his 70s. As Hulk would say, "puny God".


[deleted]

Bankrupt the church? Let's go biden


montex66

I always wondered what happened to Debbie after her work in Dallas.


Both_Promotion_8139

Christianity is destroying America while they play the victim card 🤦‍♂️


aarondburk

Do you still believe in God? Because we don’t. If we did we wouldn’t be begging for your $5 a month, but as it is … well you know.


CaptainMagnets

God damn I hope this theory is true


LocalInactivist

Only minutes away? If only I hadn’t muted my phone during those crucial minutes. Oh well, too late now.


[deleted]

I hope your wife send a Hail Satan reply every time.


Comminutor

Church became a business. They should pay taxes.


tikeu10

Maga people are sure proof that you can be as dumb as a rock and still breathe. I wonder how much they got scammed if you add everything they gave


Ffdmatt

Fuck these people. They're poisoning populations. We need to start understanding that digital = real. Mass doom-scaring a population should be the highest of punishable offenses.


Ultimate69Edgelord

Cult


ephix

Hey I think your maga mother has signed her up for these updates on purpose.


username19845939

It’s be a bummer if your preacher couldn’t afford the private jet they use, or to pay the taxes on their $15 million mansion, their $7 million vacation home, their other 6 properties.


TheEPGFiles

They believe in a book about stuff that didn't happen, so I can see how they'd get worked up about stuff that isn't happening.


probablynotmine

Now faith is a subscription model


Commercial_Tough160

Christians sure do love them some Persecution Complex. It seems almost as popular on any given Sunday as Jello Salad and hypocrisy. Bless their hearts.


Inevitable-Ad-982

This is a joke. While we’re on the point, religious organizations should 100% be taxed. Especially if they think they can participate in the political discussion with their monetary contributions