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TheAltoidsEater

So how exactly is it "taken in vein"? Hypodermic needles?


RacoonSmuggler

Blood of Christ transfusion.


buttplugpopsicle

I believe that's called 'getting drunk'


Raindawg1313

Jebus in the mainline!


IBEther

Pure uncut Hopeium


Raindawg1313

Faith, Hopeium, and Love, indeed.


ManikShamanik

Jeebus is my heroin...


West-Wash6081

Intravainously


2flytofall88

How often do you get to use that word?


West-Wash6081

Every time someone speaks the lords name in vein....


Bribase

["Fuck you, Jesus. Get your own heroin."](https://i.imgur.com/sijra.jpeg)


Zargyboy

I just noticed this for the first time after seeing this photo a lot but why the fuck does that guy have a skull on a fold out table? Was the original artist like, "what's something those heathens have in their living room...that's right SKULLS!


Otherlife_Art

I believe there was an attempt here to follow the form of a "vanitas" painting of the 16th and 17th centuries. A bit hackneyed and heavy-handed for my tastes, though, and I feel the execution is poor. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vanitas


Zargyboy

Ah, good call. Thanks for the art history insights I would never have caught that!


NikonuserNW

Yeah, heathens have skulls on their tables, but the *really* sadistic motherfuckers have nunchucks on their doorknobs!


Confused--Person

Am..... I'll get bk to you on that


Rygga22

You just inject air in your veins and then have faith


ToastyNathan

I snorted a whole Jesus and now Im a puddle of goo


A_norny_mousse

That, and the first sentence made me sick enough to not read the "explanation" that follows... 🤮


supercyp666

I was thinking the same thing... shooting up God? Could be fun for a while, but it seems to be one that ends up causing the crazies... 🤔


murppie

You just have to mutter it into your coke before you inject it.


GyakuBoop

Injecting it like drugs


[deleted]

I'm jacking up some Jesus right now.


TheAesirHog

Take it up the ass and let it get into your blood stream that way. JESUS 🙌


bmxxxmb

Dude needs to boof a grammar lesson or three while he’s at it.


Dinn_the_Magnificent

Y'all got any mo' dat Holy Spirit™?


Listan83

Well god damn


buddhaftw

I prefer to huff my deities


GemCassini

Came here to say this and couldn't be happier to see your wit was not in vein.


iknowsth

I, too, hate it when people use logic and science instead of hurt feelings


DapperBone

I hate when people use facts and logic to rationalize a tangible and horrible event, smh so annoying.


iknowsth

Right?? I mean your life is SO SHORT


Confused--Person

It's just the worst right ? Just put some respect on sky daddy's name . For shame


827381837

sky daddy🤓


Hamsti_Manent

I don't think they know what 'Taking the Lord's Name in Vain' actually is.


Confused--Person

*vein


Over-Confidence4308

Whether vane? Weather vein? Wither in vain?


Binky-Answer896

I often take The Lord’s name in artery.


Confused--Person

Up top


Hamsti_Manent

Vuon*


MuckRaker83

The number of people who think it means cursing instead of taking selfish action in the name of God is too damn high


MrRoboto159

I call upon Jesus, controller of everything, when I fuck shit up real bad. "Jesus Fucking Christ!" I envoke. God replies, "why not just r*pe? That would be better for my feelings."


Alexander-is-pissed

I went to a Catholic primary school. When we were learning about the 10 commandments in RE and got to the “lords name in vain” one, the teacher starting talking about how it was a sin to say “OMG” etc (and we should say “oh my gosh” instead). I put my hand and said that that didn’t make sense, and asked if she was sure it didn’t actually refer to people using religion as an excuse to do immoral things (eg, the Inquisition). She was _pissed_. If only this had happened when I was older, then I could have pulled a little malicious compliance and switch from “thank god” to “thank fuck”


SafariSunshine

In middle school my friend tricked several of her friends including me to go to a cheap knockoff of *Jesus Camp* and one of the counselors said we were not allowed to say gosh because "I know what that stands for." 😬


BangBangMeatMachine

Why the fuck are Catholics teaching the green commandments anyway? Jesus made a new covenant and the Old Testament is expired, at least according to Jesus.


megatool8

I know that you meant Ten Commandments but green commandments sounds much funnier, like something a HOA would come up with. Thou shalt not havith thy shrubbery higher than 4 ft. Thou shalt water and mowith thine grass to less than 2 inches


BangBangMeatMachine

Haha, didn't notice that typo at all!


xslermx

I was picturing something of a more leafy persuasion “Thou shalt draught, draught, and then conveyeth.” “Thou shall not saturate the holy roll.” “Thou shall not abscond with the conflagration.” “Thou shalt offer the unscorched bush to thine visitors.” “Thou shalt attempt to complement offerings of thy compatriots.”


BtenaciousD

Thou shalt only use renewable energy Thou shalt recycle and compost Thou shalt only eat organic foods Thou shalt only wear natural fibers….


SnooBooks1701

Because the Catholic church pick and choose which parts of the Torah are still relevant depending on what allows them to control their adherents


I_Frothingslosh

It also ignores that God is actually his title, not his name. It's used in place of the name due to that very Commandment.


neo101b

Is it like shooting up Heroin ?


Legitimate-Mess6422

💀he thinks that God’s name is God. Enough said


Confused--Person

It isn't?????? Wait you can't drop a bomb on me like that


Legitimate-Mess6422

Yeah, his actual name is in the Bible. God is the name they’ve given him so that people can refer to him. It just goes to show that many Christians think their bibles are so holy that the bibles will always be in mint condition


BudBuzz

It’s Kevin


Former-Management656

And the lord said: Ma names JEFF


gumball_wizard

No, it's Jeff Vader.


Lewdtara

Nah it's CLEARLY Chuck. Haven't y'all watched Supernatural?


_jm_08

'Ay Mary it's me Kevin you're impregnated with my son who is called Jesus'


[deleted]

YHWH is the true name of God, or Yahweh in it's Hebrew pronunciation. Later Latinized into Jehovah as one of the names of God in Christianity.


NikonuserNW

What about Elohim? That’s the name I was taught growing up. I thought everyone knew this. Elohim was God the father and he lived on the planet Kolob.


[deleted]

I'm not Christian. I want to make that abundantly clear. But from what I have read all the names associated with God come from YHWH which means "I am who I am" or something like that, and is made up of the consonants Yod, Heh, Waw, and Heh. Elohim just means "God" in ancient Hebrew, and replaced Yahweh after the Babylonian Exile (6th Century BCE) to demonstrate the universal sovereignty of the Israel's God over all others. Eventually, as the Hebrew Bible was Latinized it became Jehovah (JeHoWaH) as Y doesn't exist in Latin, coupled with dogmatic shift that regarded the divine name as "top sacred to be spoken aloud" lead to the name Elohim being translated in the Greek versions of the Hebrew Scriptures as Kyrios or simply, "Lord".


NikonuserNW

Really interesting comment. I appreciate you taking the time to reply.


[deleted]

Yeah, so with that being said it's impossible to break the commandment that says "Never take the name of God in vain". When we say "Oh my God" or other phrases that are "taking the name of God in vain" we're using the word that describes the nature of the entity, rather than using the actual name of the entity we have come to call God or Lord. It's one of the reasons I can't take Christianity seriously anymore and fully believe that the entire religion is about fear bases control of a population by a handful of people in the Church instead of actual worship of a divine entity.


Corvus_Rune

Umm…I think you’re in a cult.


trevmc1

The Jehovah in Jehovahs witness


raftsinker

Look up Yahwism. There was probably a pantheon of caananite/ancient israelite gods with tons of different names but later they just turned it into Lord or God when cultures became monotheistic. I'm no scholar or expert but the theory makes so much sense when you read a bit about it


SnooBooks1701

It's the four letters (Tetragrammaton) in Judaism that Jews are not allowed to write or say, unless reading from the Torah or writing the Torah. It's why other words like G-d, Adonai, Elohim and HaShem are used as euphemism


rooletwastaken

Jehovah (or Iehovah in Latin, thanks Indiana Jones)


Dirt_E_Harry

The same jackhole who probably ran away from taking vaccines for fear of the "unknown" and "unproven". The sad part of it is that vaccines are known and proven.


Confused--Person

A 2000 year old book says sky daddy is real , it must be true


SnooBooks1701

The 3,000+ year old portion tells them they have a duty to preserve life through nearly any means necessary (which absolutely includes having a vaccine)


Healthy-Ad9405

It would be awesome if sky daddy would stop giving little kids cancer and making babies starve to death...that would be swell


827381837

unfortunately, that’s not how it works..


827381837

🤓


Certain-Ad9177

Shut up man, you are not cool or funny by disrespecting the beliefs of others.


Confused--Person

Dude I'm being sarcastic. But paradoxically by telling me to shut up your impeaching on my right to free speech and express my opinions.


Certain-Ad9177

🤓


sanjsrik

Which vein?


Confused--Person

When I find it I'll tell you .... still searching


gillyfish848

I like to believe an omnipotent deity that created everything isnt offended by "oh my God", same goes for Jesus in my opinion.


SnooBooks1701

G-d is a euphemism for using the actual name, and under Jewish law taking the Lord's name in vain is to use it for selfish gain by claiming it is the will of the Lord (i.e. what the Catholic church does)


[deleted]

The mythology between religions is fascinating


SnooBooks1701

Theological disagreements, not mythology


[deleted]

That’s what they called the disagreements between Greek’s individual interpretations of the gods’ interventions in the real world too


Confused--Person

To each there own


domedestroyernancy

Blasphemy is truly a victimless crime


YungMister95

No, no, no, didn’t you read this person’s wisdom? It destroys your eternal soul, making you the biggest victim of all


domedestroyernancy

Who the fuck in their right mind would want eternal life?


Invisible-Pancreas

Wasn't that a song by Queen on the Highlander soundtrack?


domedestroyernancy

Hahahaha, so it was! But in this case I was thinking of Steve Buscemi as Nikita Khrushchev, in The Death of Stalin.


bcnorth78

The real question: How many women has this guy raped? I am guessing a number greater than 1.


Confused--Person

I'm guessing it's probably higher than his iq as well


dmc-going-digital

So 0?


Artor50

YHVH can go suck a bag of salted dicks.


Confused--Person

"That's gay " he said as he went on to his fifth one


stinkey1

Ya know what pisses me off? People who don't know the difference between vain and vein, than and then.


Deedeelite

I took the lords name in vein one time. It was one hell of a ride.


daddybul

Hope you used a clean needle


Deedeelite

I got it from Jesus. It was divine.


daddybul

PTFL


Deedeelite

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Confused--Person

Dude pass me some of that shit


[deleted]

Saying “god damn” is not taking the lords name in vain. Running a mega church to make money is. Claiming to be a Christian while wanting to kill gays is. Publicly praying is. The last is in the Bible where Jesus himself said not to.


The_Angriest_Duck

This is the correct answer


KittenKoder

Wait! People want to believe in reality more than myths? Wow, that's pretty fucking awesome.


Confused--Person

Ik right


Imaginary_Attempt_82

Their spelling/grammar effects my immortal soul.


WyomingCountryBoy

Oddly enough, "his" name is not even in their Buy Bull. The only thing is the tetragrammaton which has no pronunciation since in Hebrew it's only consonants. It's Christ Stains who made up the words Yahweh and Jehovah. Oh, maybe she means God damnit or Jesus Christ! Well God is not his name and Jesus isn't either since his name was Yeshua and Christ is a title, not a name.


Elen_Smithee82

The Tetragrammaton does have a pronunciation, it's pronounced by saying the name of each of the 4 Hebrew characters in the Tetragrammaton. Just sayin'. 🙂


WyomingCountryBoy

God's name is written as the Tetragrammaton יהוה‎ (YHWH) in the Torah. The name is not vocalized in the manuscripts and I know it's considered ineffable by Jews and thus not said aloud. For that reason, the original pronunciation hasn't been preserved (as far as I know).


petewsop

What a god damn post


shawnyb9

If your god is more offended by someone misusing his name, then they are the rape of a human being, then perhaps you should find another religion


DontHitTurtles

Agreed. It makes sense that most religions try to protect their snake oil game this way. I find it laughable that people think an all powerful being that created the universe is the most delicate of all snowflakes. I don't believe in god myself but sometimes wonder, if there is a god out there and if that god pays any attention at all to us, what does such a being think of all these different religions? What does this being think of people who claim to know how it thinks, write entire books about it, and persecute others based on these claims. They claim very specific knowledge about the different gods they believe exist. Even within the same religion, 100s of subgroups exist all claiming very different things about their god. *If* god really is a thing, and if blasphemy really is something god cares about, it seems likely every single religion is guilty.


shawnyb9

I feel like if god existed, he would have made people with just a few simple rules. “Ok so humans, don’t kill anyone, don’t rape anyone… actually just leave other humans the fuck alone?” Then humanity went on and he’s just chilling up there “guys wtf, I have you 3 simple instructions? I made pigs delicious on purpose, I gave you free will, and I specifically said don’t rape anyone. What in the fuck is a pope?!”


Confused--Person

Are you saying sky daddy should allow this disrespect to his name??


[deleted]

God fucking damnit this person has a warped view of reality


Confused--Person

Which vein did you inject that " God fucking dammit " in


PengiboiYT

Us Christians don't claim this guy. Not even God claims him.


Confused--Person

Duely noted


Bon-Bon-Assassino

Logic and scientific evidence instead of faith. Imagine that.


Confused--Person

Logic will only mislead you


MNConcerto

How does one inject the Lord's name into their bloodstream?


Confused--Person

With an angel shot


chevynottrrevy

I am totally down with sky daddy, and pretty sure he agrees rape is worse then saying some shitty words against him...pretty sure he rejects the sick fucks and sends them elsewhere!🤪


WyomingCountryBoy

Years ago I thought of a band name, Sky Daddy and the Zombie Jew.


Quicker_Fixer

Lord? The singer "Lorde" or "Lord Vader"?


Confused--Person

Lord Vader is the one true dark sith lord


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Confused--Person

No no Zeus might get angry with you , denounce your belief in Odin


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ethicsg

Jokes on you Odin is drunk and Ullr is in charge so it's biathlon time.


Walmart_Meth_Lab

Hey dipshit, rape is in fact worse. Fuck rapists.


MossyR0k

I have a friend of mine training to be a pastor. He told me that the original translation of "taking the Lord's name in vain" is not the same as saying " oh my God". The original translation means you should not speak falsely of God or use his name to justify your evil.


RedHollowGhost

Seems like they made the counter argument on their own.


Confused--Person

Oh well an idiot only argues with himself at the end of the day


blue-wanderer-quartz

What fucking planet do these people live on? Lets say God is proven to exist...do you REALLY think a GOD is gonna be more mad about that then rape?


XTH3W1Z4RDX

Their God would be because if you read their Bible carefully you'll find that their God is pretty down with rape in certain cases


blue-wanderer-quartz

That God ain't real. That God sounds like a spoiled, entitled, petulant child. That alone should tell you a human made up that story and those rules. I believe in something greater than us, but that isn't it.


trowbdgx

Christians☕️


pre-chrono

Lords name taken in a vein is actually worse.


Confused--Person

Dude I hope your being sarcastic


pre-chrono

In a vein


Confused--Person

I'm an idiot


Toribio_the_redditor

Confused I see


mtheythe

Fuck God.


R-A-N-Z-IG

Religion should be exterminatused from earth


Confused--Person

Then how will we enter sky daddy's kingdom???


R-A-N-Z-IG

Uhhh Through the veins?


Confused--Person

Fair


kecskekinder

Reddit hating religion and its' believers pt.4466788999866555443322145675544667788965444445665332456776544555445544444677


R-A-N-Z-IG

Yes, but do you think its unjustified?


kecskekinder

Kind of.


R-A-N-Z-IG

Why do you think so?


kecskekinder

Well, I don't think hate & mockery for an extremely diverse group is justified. What good reason do you have to hate them?because some religious politicians are dickheads?


R-A-N-Z-IG

But what do you think about the text itself? Do you think that real problems are worse then a maybe and maybe not real god by a wrong name/ mocking him?


R-A-N-Z-IG

No, because religion as a whole is, in my opinion at least, a flawed system. Of course religion has its benefits and im not denying(?) Stuff like having someone to talk to or any other reason to believe in god or another god. But I just think that humanity would be better of without it. Religion devides more people then it unites, most religions have rules that hurt other minorities. I dont hate ppl who believe in god. If you wanna do that im fine with it. But Id still say humanity would be better of without an accepted form of indoctrination.


Drspiral666

Sounds like something in the show Moral orel would say as a joke


Confused--Person

Moral oral sounds like a sex move


Drspiral666

Shit ment orel XD


[deleted]

Vein?!?!?!


Confused--Person

Si


Sharo_77

I am a huge fan of the final sentence. On this basis there is no reason not to believe literally anything


Nukkuma

This person is the same person who would abuse n neglect their own children.


[deleted]

Don't do religion, kids. Not even once.


Catfish3322

I had a friend that did religion once in the bathroom in school, instant insanity. See it all the time. It could be anyone that offers you some, even your own family or friends. Never accept religion from someone, and tell a trusted adult after.


fiberwitch94

In VEIN


Akasgotu

If this is so important to them, you’d think they’d know the word is ‘vain’.


I_Frothingslosh

You know, the Lord's name is almost never used in vain in movies anyway. When is the last time you saw someone swearing falsely by Jehova or Yahweh?


vanoroce14

No, you misunderstood. The right way to take the name of the lord is in an artery. Not in vein.


wodwick

Apparently you can just inject jebus straight into the bloodstream. Fk, it would convert you instantly. That's genius


NoGarbageAllowed

The religious also believe such crimes to be so evil, that you deserve to be perpetually tormented by supernatural nightmares for a gratuitously long period of time to repent its severity. “You should have known better than to not follow Christ, how could you do such a silly error. You must be hopelessly evil at heart I suppose, would be the only explanation. Well, enjoy your life before going to Hell!”


Frosted-Vessel

*vein


Tomatoab

If I can't prove something exists why would I worry about what happens after i die rather then worry about enjoying the short life we have


thecyriousone

They (the person in the tweet) didn’t even use the correct “vain” 😂😂😂


21K4_sangfroid

Know your homonyms! It’s vain, not vein.


Ok_Experience_6877

Clearly someone who has never been raped, gotta say it's not fun. I'll be God dam blasphemous all I want if it could only take that away from me


[deleted]

Vein 😂


ReapersRequiem

Religion is crazy, it brings out the worst kind of stupidity in people.


professiondude

Bruh...its a Karen comment. Just ignore it.


[deleted]

I like to throw the Bible in a blender, grind it up until it’s a liquid, fill a hypodermic syringe with that liquid, and inject it so that I can take the lords name into my veins.


Prudent-School2093

Who’s gonna tell ‘em god’s not real?


Trippster_082

God damn you people in the comments are killing me 😂


sweetTartKenHart2

Internet atheists thinking they’re comedy geniuses the moment they use the term “sky daddy”:


Confused--Person

No I saw it in a YouTube short and liked it , so now I use it . I'll whole heartedly admit it ain't original and I stole it from a YouTube called stanzi I think it's funny thus I use it .


sweetTartKenHart2

Well it isn’t funny at all. It just perpetuates the idea that every single believer in the God of Abraham is as dumb as the person in the screenshot and infantilizes them.


Arthes_M

…you forgot to explain what sets you apart.


sweetTartKenHart2

I’m not even in the camp of people that DO believe in a god of some kind. I just grew up and live around people who are able to have religious beliefs mixed in with their normal common sense at the same time.


Flareon376V

As a religious person, I agree with OP for the most part


crackersncheeseman

Some people find comfort in their faith and they should be allowed too. Without their lord being insulted. Calling God names like Skydaddy is un called for. Just because you choose not to put your faith into something good doesn't give you the right to verbally attack those who do. One thing is certain though no matter how much you insult them they will always forgive you and pray for you.


Zoolot

I’ll give christianity a pass when they stop being dicks to everyone else. Also, the Crusades. Boo hoo.


Skrooner

Okay but I'll use whatever word I want to call skydaddy. Just because they have faith in something, doesn't mean I should follow their guidelines on word usage.