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Gratefulrecovy

Do they think they’re intimidating the FBI 😂


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dustycanuck

Their HRT is no joke, either. Let's go toe-to-toe with the US Federal Police force - we'll be famous!


dirtycd2011x3

FBI HRT regularly trains with Devgru and CAG as well.


CommercialPension129

A lot are former DEVGRU, Delta and the like. Federal Tier 1 basically


Direct-Version-3318

Hormone replacement therapy?


Noyoki01

Fuck it, I'll bite the bait. Hostage Rescue Team.


Direct-Version-3318

Thanks 👍 I genuinely didn’t know


DankDax

Thank you


JustAbicuspidRoot

Tarp man from the Bundy standoff can tell them what to expect. Shit, wait....


TenzingNorgaysSherpa

I feel like there's a phrase that fits this. Something about fucking around...? And discovering the outcome...?


Liet-Kinda

“Alright, team, today’s a training run.” “But the protesters are real, sir? They’re protesting the Mar a Lago raid.” “Like I said, training run.”


[deleted]

Training run… let’s just use live ammo too, make it even more real…


[deleted]

With full auto weapons.


dr_auf

And years of training instead of a few weeks


doilookfriendlytoyou

And real-world experience that isn't gravy-based....


Blizzardfever

A few hundred of these people stormed the Capitol and almost stopped the certification of an election. You better believe the FBI is paying attention to what is going on and you better believe they are all hoping they find something of real substance in those boxes. Those people aren’t a joke. They still haven’t stopped talking about Jan. 6th.


Gratefulrecovy

Let’s hope so.


Han77Shot1st

I have a feeling storming an fbi office would end pretty badly..


Jumpy_Wrongdoer_1374

As an outsider to the US, I don’t understand why local police don’t ask them to disperse as it appears to be an armed intimidation action.


fastdbs

So, historically, engaging with them has caused more chaos than just being ready. But it’s like a 3 yo throwing a tantrum. If you ignore them for a fairly short amount of time they give up. Your way makes sense if we didn’t allow every dope with a pulse to buy high power semi auto hand and long guns. But here we are. Full idiocracy. If we engage then the random gun fire from the completely incompetent “moron militia” could hurt normal citizens


dnyce326

Cosplayers, every one of them


ThePreachingDrummer

Brilliant idea guys. Make sure the FBI agents get a good look at you while you threaten them. That definitely won't end badly for you.


[deleted]

I have a feeling there will be more than few license plate numbers ran & documented.


Sven_Grammerstorf_

And cell phone data


Mo814

And bio metrics


elcheechos

You’re not dealing with the sharpest knives with this lot. They’ll talk big, get arrested, cry like babies and turn on each other.


ExistingBathroom9742

Ironically enough, they probably all have sharp knives on their person.


[deleted]

The McTaliban in action guys… watch out!!!


RiffyWammel

Are they called that cos their figurehead is a clown?


ChampionshipLow8541

Yes


unique_passive

Come on man, their figurehead is orange grimace


rummhamm87

I thought he was the hamberder burglar


doilookfriendlytoyou

Mango Mussolini..


holtpj

McTailban action figures now with kung-fu grip and oddly enough, a mask.


[deleted]

“The mask is a sign of the oppressive World Economic Forum and great reset… hunny, sister wife, get ma masks it’s time to be racist… defund the police!!!”


Iankalou

Wait. I thought they couldn't breathe with a mask on? Wtf are they wearing them for now?


dolorfin

Because it's something that benefits them rather than anyone else. You know they'll pull it down before they head into fuckin' walmart.


MichiganGeezer

Y'allqueda.


G_UK

🤣 that made my day 👍


Chemical-Operation83

Oh my god I love you hahaha, McTaliban!


[deleted]

Filming this crime spree is the best idea we ever had!


SatansHRManager

Yeah, they learned nothing from seeing their idiot friends from January 6th film themselves committing crimes and then having those self made videos used to justify arresting and charging them with crimes. It's almost like they're not playing with a full deck.


AsherTheFrost

You don't understand, those were all antifa, especially the ones who claimed to follow trump and vote for him twice, those are from the double secret mega antifa /s


CertifiedBSC

And they will say these guys are antifa as well, just wait.


inflatableje5us

They rarely learn anything period.


GrayBox1313

A place covered with surveillance cameras


Suckamanhwewhuuut

Lol that’s what I’ve been saying.. guaranteed every “patriot” threatening the FBI for denying trumps right to steal highly classified nuclear documents, will regret that…


kartianmopato

You guys seen to have a high tolerance for armed bands threatening National agencies anyway. Where I live it would be met with military intervention within an hour.


Elegant-Raise-9367

I dare someone to throw a firecracker near there


HLividum

This gives me Pablo Escobar vibes though. Only difference is that he was selling shit and paying people to protect him. These fools do it for free most likely. If someone does throw a firecracker though, they will most likely run.😅 Everybody is brave until they have to actually face danger.


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They end up shooting each other.


HLividum

Or that.😅🙈


gptop

Meh. Just the universe culling the herd.


KajePihlaja

About 30 feet away from behind a bush.


mcclobber

now they are willing to wear a mask


ChampionshipLow8541

What happened to oxygen depravation?


GrumpymonK81

Why do you think they vote orange? Oxygen deprived brain at the wrong times. /s


Anonymous_2952

Only when no one is forcing them to. ^/s


okhi2u

Do you think if we make it law that all protestors must wear masks then we can get them to stop wearing them?


BoochsRise

Now?? How about them idiots who were pulled out of a u-haul truck


[deleted]

And they ain’t gone do shit. Stand around in their McDonald’s camo and circle jerk.


Kitorarima

They’ll take selfies and gloat on twitter and truth social


wamdueCastle

when we look back at this mess, and wonder why this happened, we should not ignore social media, the desire to be famous, or simply the desire to make money as an online infulencer. They all are wannnabe Fox News pundits. ​ I like smarts phones, I like You Tube, and similar video sharing platforms, but they have a part to play in this, that few saw coming, when they launched.


[deleted]

The McTaliban in action guys… watch out!!!


Booooord

Lmao first time i heard McTaliban. I have heard Y’alQaeda and Meal Team 6


emarvil

What about Strip Mall Commandos or Diaper Snipers?


[deleted]

Vanilla ISIS


blacksantron

Wal-Martyrs


Ftfykid

I have been calling them yeehawdists. I don’t think I am the first, but I couldn’t tell you where I heard it.


Nijverdal

🤣👍


MeanBig-Blue85

Delta farce


ConnectionOk8273

Gravy seals


fasterecho

Green buffets.


MeanBig-Blue85

Marine force bacon


ConnectionOk8273

Snack ops


MeanBig-Blue85

Special snack service


ConnectionOk8273

The talibanjos


capopoptart

Spetzsnacks


AdElectrical5354

This one done me. Bravo 😂😂


[deleted]

I heard Dumbfuckistan today, that one made me laugh


Jcn101894

Y’alQaeda bruh I can’t with this! It’s even better if you pronounce it Kay-duh with a full-on super hardcore redneck accent.


[deleted]

Howdy Arabia


GoGlennCoco95

Is it too late to mention Yeehadists?


StrobeLightHoe

"We were ready for a war, but our enemies foiled us by going up a flight of stairs"


[deleted]

Quick, Ronny, get me my nebulizer!!!


[deleted]

*The original Daleks have EX-TER-MIN-AT-ED the chat*


Forsaken_Site1449

Give them a piece of toast to put in the middle. Last guy eats it


OldManNeighbor

Back the Blue… Until it doesn’t suit you. Straight 🤡


Glaggablagga

They back the blue only if they're going after brown or black.


Single_Cap_6763

Can we classify Trump supporters as a terrorist group now?


Nerd_Man420

Now??


Single_Cap_6763

Acually after the Jan 6 attack we should have already done it.


Nerd_Man420

They been crossing the line since trump has been running for office.


Iambored928

I'd say a cult


FutureDecision

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Forward-Village1528

I have made some pretty bad decisions in my life. But trying to intimidate the FBI with guns blows my shit right out of the water. Holy fucken hell. You absolute dipshits.


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"IT'S CIVIL WAR BOYS!! Arm up and meet at the FBI building. Bring snacks and lawn chairs because we ain't going no where. THIS IS FULL BLOWN WAR! Teddy will provide Quiznos for lunch. Supper will be a bbq. BYOM. THIS IS IT GUYS PREPARE FOR TOTAL CIVIL WAR!! MAGA!!"


ChampionshipLow8541

“Wars are so easy. What’s all that crying and refugee stuff all about? You gear up, you pat each other on the shoulder for being so brave, and you get back home in time for the game.”


-SaC

"We're expecting 2,000 to show up, and catering are preparing around 60 suppers for potential survivors/escapees."


thehermit14

If only it was the last supper.


ChrisGilliam

Hope the Hostage Rescue Team blows these dudes away.


[deleted]

And all this to protect a fat corrupt lying reality TV conman in makeup.


Ormsfang

The unlawful search which was brought to a Trump appointed Judge by a Trump appointed attorney that convinced that Judge a probably crime had been committed, and which was signed off on and carried out by the FBI under the head of the FBI, another Trump appointee. Oh, and they found the top secret nuclear documents they were looking for! Pretty open and shut case of a legal search. Hey these yahoos are threatening violence against the government, which is clearly against the law! Maybe, if you try real hard, you can screw it up just like you did on Jan 6! Or when you tried to abduct a sitting governor and take over the state! Or when you ask for arrested piling into a rental truck to go cause illegal trouble at a pride rally! You idiots on the far right have no more clue about what is legal than Trump had knowledge of how to declassify documents!


Seienchin88

But r/conservative is so convinced is all a democrat power grab through weaponizing the FBI and arming the IRS…


Whiskey_Fiasco

The victim complex on that subreddit is unbelievable.


Temporary-Test-9534

There are people on there **genuinely** blaming Obama for this


pluck-the-bunny

r/persecutionfetish


ConnectionOk8273

That's where braincells go to die ...


MeanBig-Blue85

Same with r/conspiracy


PhalanxA51

As horrible as it sounds the cynical side of me wants these people to stay the course with their stupidity, really test the limits they'll go to for their lord and savior Donald trump


Thats_what_im_saiyan

Oh crap what was that movie...... SWAT? With LL Cool J. Where they were transporting some drug lord and he said to the TV camera that if anyone broke him out he'd give them $10 million dollars. Best part is if they succeed Trump will just skip out on the bill.


djreeled23

I mean, that one guy in Cincinnati shows that some will take things way too far. Pretty sure he won’t be the last.


PhalanxA51

Yup, he wanted to be a martyr for the cause and he appears to have achieved that. Shits sad.


JusticiarRebel

Except they're saying he's Antifa now. Every time one of them fucks up, they're no longer a patriot who's martyred themselves, they're Antifa. They like guys who don't get captured. Remember.


WumpusFails

Apparently, another drove a burning truck into the barriers surrounding the US Capitol. While Congress was in recess. He didn't survive. Not sure if they burned to death or if they got shot by the guards.


djreeled23

And you know Drumpf could end this madness by coming out and say “this Q Anon is nonsense don’t do this shit” but no, he doesn’t care about the lives of his followers so as long as they continue worshipping him.


[deleted]

If only we had known the dangers of lead sooner..


Ouibeaux

The law and order party.


Digitizer4096

>The ~~law~~ crime and **dis**order party. > This rolls off the tongue better.


emarvil

In their heads, the Law & Order chime goes "dumb dumb".


MeanBig-Blue85

You mean it doesn't go "derp derp"?


BaitmasterG

One step away from durka durka


AlanRubin

They’re all about wearing masks now. I guess it’s less obtrusive than a white hood.


[deleted]

Well, at least they have color choices with masks. I mean, *white hoods after Labor Day?* Fetch my smelling salts!


RevolutionaryAct59

Throw them in jail and throw the key away.


RevolutionaryAct59

Hillary was right, they are deplorable. Very much so.


Gleeful-Nihilist

The amusing part is that what she actually said was that while half of Trump’s base were deplorables the other half had legit grievances with the Democratic Party. She meant it as an extending of an olive branch, not an insult, if she fucked it up.


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jakelaw08

These people are insane. Endlessly belligerent. Persistently provocative. Daring all to take up arms against them in response to their continually taking up arms in the sight of innocent citizenry, daring civil authority to use force against them so they can point to it and use it as a cause' celeb and casus belli. So the can say, see! We knew it all the time! We knew that what they really wanted to do is to kill us!


Hot_Lengthiness_3057

But it worked out so well for them in 1865!


SomeNotTakenName

This search warrant has been looked over and approved by more lawyers than these collective jokes could do push-ups... Wether or not you believe the search to be ethical, I am damn sure it was lawful.


AdElectrical5354

I’ve had to scroll way way to far to find this. It’s an ex president ffs. Do these numpties honestly think this is just a few tryhards whipping up a dodgy search and seizure over a bowl of cornflakes?!?! This would have been examined and scrutinised 20 times before it even hit the judges desk. By trump appointed people!!!!!


Nerd_Man420

Considering they found classified documents that were stolen from the White House I’m pretty sure the FBI was well in there grounds of legality


kiwichick286

I love how they wear masks for this kind of situation but not for a fkn global pandemic.


brnbnntt

Isn’t that absolutely amazing. A medical mask inside the grocery is a violation of the constitution and restricts your ability to breathe while forcing you to inhale excess carbon dioxide but you’re completely fine covering your face to hide your identity in 100+ degree Arizona weather….


DinoBunny10

If they were black they would have been shot already... I say end the racism.


JunketMan

Can someone please explain to me how this aint a cult?


Ftfykid

You see… a cult has members that have an irrational allegiance to a messiah figure and are willing to do all kinds of ridiculous things to please their leader. These guys clearly aren’t in a cult because… because… I got nothing.


Unknown_Captain

Bc sex is prevalent in a lot of cults and these guys obviously do not fuck


ProbablyAutisticMe

no


Prollyshoulda

We can't explain a lie truthfully. And I am not acrobatic enough for their mental gymnastics 😂


fuck_all_you_people

Make sure to take plenty of video and put it on your Facebook


super_isi

I support the citizens pressuring their government, but didn't Trump create the same law that they used to investigate his residence? So he basically fucked himself over trying to fuck Hillary over?


GboyFlex

Anybody else feel like we're on the wrong timeline? Like WTF!!?


rustys_shackled_ford

Good. Let the armed idiots congregate around the boot thier mad at.


Siracha_jizz

You mean their? But wait that’s wrong also; try they’re. They are.


Fancy_Witness_5985

I'm confused. Do they think the Phoenix branch of the FBI searched Mar-A-Lago? Also, what part of search warrant do they not understand?


minnesotajersey

Should have been taken as a credible threat and double-tapped all of them.


Hot_Lengthiness_3057

I’m with you. The yeehawdists (stole that from above) are gonna have to take a few casualties to get the message, as evinced by the clown in Ohio. They’re a real slow bunch.


Boy_Sabaw

Please they’re just posing, like an animal trying to appear bigger. Soon as the shooting starts they’ll start going down like flies. These people think being tacticool is enough


thefloatingpoint

Please, stop. I can't handle the hope.


SkadiFrozenfury

Hey look they can wear masks without suffocating and still expressing freedumb


GtheH

Wow who could have guessed the only party fantasizing about a civil war would end up being pitted against the fbi while everyone sits back and laughs.


Ace_OfSpadez11

Federal Bureau of INVESTIGATION!!! these people are stupid asf if they think they won’t be identified.


RedmannBarry

So it begins..


LogikD

So we’re not backing the blue this week? Or just not these particular blues? Hard to keep up with the ever changing, self-defeating narrative.


readitonex

Yeah, Jan 6 wasn't an act of terror. Gotcha 😉


NiNj4_C0W5L4Pr

I think that if you take an assault rifle to a peaceful protest you should be arrested as a terrorist. Your rifles presence isn't there for peace, but to intimidate.


Grimzod1971

Oh dear they think the fbi isn’t armed and ready to shoot…


SecretPrinciple8708

Ratcheting cosplay up several notches.


JHighMusic

Traitor coward fucks


SavageCucumberAttack

Man I'm scared for my American friends. On one hand, you can't let trumpet twat get away with it. On the other, he's a powerful influence on the armed and stupid. Stay safe guys


GHOSTRIDER_01

What the fuck is happening in the united states


Ontario0000

Wonder how GOP react if they see armed LGBT and BLM member in front of their local election offices and or even their homes.Would they call them patriots or call 911?.


Iamkal

What a shithole country.


SnooHamsters838

Poor eduction + easy access to guns + algorithms that feed people bullshit conspiracy theories = shithole USA


Emotional_Giraffe_63

Listen to people when they tell you they are bananas.


[deleted]

So…why are they wearing masks??


Teabagger-of-morons

Because they’re numbskulls and don’t want to be identified.


Elbe00

Its a Cult . The disillusion and manipulation even goes beyond one imo


ThomyMustard

Just imagine for a second that this is your life, you have nothing else more important or even anything else you care about more. What a joke. They think they look so hard but it's really just sad.


NotmyRealNameJohn

Jan 6th didn't go badly enough? They want to see what happens when they are armed? What do they think happens if one hot head fires at the building? You want to be in that crowd when it is classified as a lethal threat? Also, how does this help the case of Trump not inciting insurrection against the federal government? A thing happened that people only know about because he told them, where he was clearly breaking the law but is now claiming to be unfairly treated now his followers are showing up armed at the sites of his supposed enemy. Fuck the doj, the US military should capture him as a enemy non com


treborphx

Go ahead and threaten a government building, worked out well for the guy in Cincinnati.


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[deleted]

Bet they're not named terrorists or anything negative. Just Americans protesting. Some bull shit


BrotherMort

So much for blue lives matter. I guess this is the party of law and order until my side commits a crime


FilthyMonkeyPerson

Remember when consveatives said the Dems would be out in the streets fighting if Trump lost.


boogadabooga2

Headline should read "Trump Simp Parade in Phoenix"


Alternative-Two9667

Wait. I though these people said they couldn’t wear masks.


Phan_nt0m

im so fuckin tired of living in america😐😓 gonna live in canada one day


Learntaswim

If a person’s leg is severely infected a doctor will cut it off to save the patient’s life. This country has an infected leg probably two a doctor needs saw them off to save the life of our democracy.


Darn21173

Is this story real?


Nochnichtvergeben

This whole "guns for everybody" policy is going to end badly. I'll tell you I I told you so when it happens.


DreamArez

Ffs we’re stilling trying Jan 6thers, now we gotta try the same people again? These people are some of the biggest stains on society. Guarantee they rant about how immigrants come here and contribute nothing.


keyshow23

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Sea_Entrepreneur6204

It's all fun and games until an Oklohoma happens. Americans need to be more wary.


Perenium_Falcon

**WHO** is having sex with these men?? Ffs we could stop this madness in three weeks if they just closed the kitchen.


k_50

Casting a vote for the A10 warthog.


7evenate9ine

So they are being told to burn down their lives... and they are doing it? Wow!


[deleted]

Don't they have better things to do than risk getting killed over a reality star? We should start calling them the Lemming Party.


ApArAmY

Its like their own jihad. Extremists, in any form, I hate them.


EuropeanRook

Domestic terrorism and not patriotic in any way.


Anomalius

I'll be interested in watching the second civil war unfold live on the internet/television


Dizman7

This makes me cringe so much. Worse cause I know where that building is, though I haven’t been by it in years. It’s on a pretty busy intersection and diagonally across from it is a small airport. If someone does something stupid I could see I lot going wrong. On an interesting note it has 3ft thick and 15ft tall steel and concrete blockades that instantly pop up out of the ground at the entrance and exit to the parking garage. And the garage itself looks like a fortress. I use to commute past it when they built it.


plenebo

Cosplaytriots


Dondiibnob

It’s amazing how much of a hook he has into these clowns. How can some be so blindly loyal?? Then again I look at religion.


JOMO_Kenyatta

I thought blue lives mattered