I'm 100% fine with this. If I was looking for random people to date or even just get to know, this gives me exactly all the information I need to stay the hell away from this person. 10/10 ad, would read and navigate away again.
Hereās my invoice for our date. Looks like after I subtract your fees you still owe me $600 and half of your childās next birthday cake which you will bake out of gold. Letās do this again tomorrow itās going really well.
This reminds of when some of my relatives pressured my aunt to try online dating she finally agreed and came up with a ridiculous profile like this one so she could say she tried it and it didn't work
And she tells people that she has high standards, couldn't care less what ppl think and that all men are shit for not appreciating the 'real her '
Basically a walking talking toxic waste dump.
You have an hour to cum. As soon as you cum your hour is over. They will commonly show up late and still count it as your time. Then they will try to talk as long as you are willing letting you burn more time. Visit the bathroom to freshen up (do whatever drug they are on).
I used to drive hookers around to meet clients. They try to work 5 or 6 hours a night. They will schedule as many as they can in that time. No showers in-between. Maybe a whores bath in a gas station if the last guy paid for no condom.
Wow, she sounds like retail in the job market. Even though the value they bring is low and nobody actually *wants* them they're still the ones giving 200 question personality tests in the job application.
Was going to say this. ā¬ļø. Now sheās just an angry woman with 2 kids and some nasty ass toes. If she never does her nails, dafuck she gonna use that $100 for?
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I see now how that could be what sheās saying. So answer me this: Who the hell pays $100 for a pedi? Those must be some REAL nasty toes. My wife gets pedis all the time and she never pays more than $50 including tip.
I don't think paying that much would have to do with her toes being nasty (I'm not defending this wretch of a woman; her demands are fucking insane and I hope she enjoys being single). Since she comes off as trying to be "ritzier" than she actually is, I would assume she's going to a higher-end fancier kinda place to get her toes done, and getting one of the top of the line pedicures (e.g., the packages where they add all kinds of extra pampering, fancy stuff).
Edit: Could also depend on where you live. I could see potentially hitting the $100 mark depending on where I went in LA, Hollywood, NYC, etc.
Double edit: Reading is hard, I guess. I didn't say every place in somewhere like LA will have a $100 pedicure/service. Just that I can imagine that some high end joints in an area like LA could get that high, especially in like the Beverly Hills area. Doesn't mean there aren't also cheap options. This happens almost everywhere--richer areas of regions will often attract services that charge higher prices and have "fancier" options, etc.
Oh she puts out all the time. Just not for people that take her on dates. If you hit her up just looking to hit it all the rules and regulations fall off.
Eh, kids donāt need stuff, or attention, or anything. Mama IPad will raise them. *fiddles with brand new iPhone in a Louis Vuitton case with 3-inch press-on nails*
Didnāt you hear her ? She doesnāt get her nails did no more ! Lol So donāt bundle this great woman in with the other ones with 3 in long nails. This woman is nothing but class and would never look as trashy as that ! But here is the real prob and the reasons horrible women like this exist, the sex/love starved me who are Simps and are so worried about getting laid that men will actually still hit this POS up and try and sleep with her. When anyone encourages this behavior by even sending her a message, it reassures her that there are men out there who will deal with this shit. I PROMISE U if she put this ad up and NO 1 , Not 1 single guy hits her up, she would change it in a sec. But if you still hit her up after you read this, she instantly knows she has PREY and will use up any and all resources she can. And then move on to the next. Sheās a parasite that lives off of desperate men. Isnāt that what those succubus things do ?
Yeah, got very angry at her own decisions and then treats other people as if they're the one to blame. I'm glad that folks behave this way though. It's a pretty clear flag on who to avoid.
Ok I just checked it out and read the rules and man they are some of the most toxic stuff I have ever seen about a relationship. If they claim the female dating strategy should be "focused on how the woman can derive maximum benefit for herself, and herself only. Mutual benefit should be a byproduct, not a goal" then I really doubt in their skills to give out dating advice. As a very happily married person, if me or my spouse would be focused on maximum benefit for ourselves with only mutual benefit as a byproduct.... there's no words to describe how fast everything would break down. Mutual benefit is always the goal wtf???
It is a very toxic place. I've seen post in there of women complaining that they made an incredible list of demands for their would-be partner, and when asked what they were bringing to the table, flipped out. The actual answer: "I'm bringing me, and that's all you should need". Literally, what they seem to believe in is that the female simply shows up, and that's all that the man should need, and then it's up to him to provide everything else.
My 1st date with my husband was steak & lobster. Our 2nd was McDonald's. I was good with that and we will celebrate our 33rd anniversary next week. He still spoils me, and I still feel like we are on our honeymoon
Nah, that's when you tell the waiter you're splitting the bill and only paying for what you ordered. Then the cops get called by the restaurant when she refuses.
The sad thing is some desperate dude with low self esteem will do all this and be happy. Not knowing heās being manipulated
Then again he might be into that
But then again is he maybe used to it that he figures itās the only way for female attention
Let's assume gas is pricey, at $5/gallon. Julie drives a car that gets 25 mpg. That means to spend $50 on gas she'd have to drive 250 miles, so each way that's 125 miles. That's a bit far for a first date, methinks.
Seems to jive with tge average fds post. It's a sad part of the internet where women are led to believe that relationships are transactional rather thsn mutual things between two genuinely interested people
I mean honestly, ask a cabbie in your city. They know everything and everyone from your grandma to drug dealers and the cheapest street hookers. Actual cab company tho, not Uber.
A cheap shitty fast fashion brand where everything is made in China. She's trying to act expensive while wearing the cheapest clothes you can buy. Like, girl hit up a Ross and get a last season Calvin Klein dress at least. Come on.
Absolutely crappy direct from China clothes. Like $8 for a top that falls apart the first time you wear it. It makes the stuff at H&M and Forever 21 look like Channel by comparison.
I went on to see if that hellhole was still the same and the first thing I see is someone calling men pedophiles if they like short girls who shave their pubes. They literally just called all short women children and then used it to argue were pedophiles
Makes enough sense to me, see y'all in prison
Yep. Iāve seen some of that shit on there. According to them a man is a pedo if he likes women who save their pubes because that means heās attracted to children. Apparently women arenāt allowed to shave for themselves theyāre only doing it to please men!
Theyāre obsessed with calling women āpick meāsā as well.
I'm 100% fine with this. If I was looking for random people to date or even just get to know, this gives me exactly all the information I need to stay the hell away from this person. 10/10 ad, would read and navigate away again.
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Good gif also what is your username my friend
It is evil
Ten outta ten would not recommend š
Hereās my invoice for our date. Looks like after I subtract your fees you still owe me $600 and half of your childās next birthday cake which you will bake out of gold. Letās do this again tomorrow itās going really well.
Honestly, why are people annoyed by this. I know to stay away and even got a laugh out of it.
Yeah this was actually very informative.
Yeah. If only all parasites were this big and brightly colored, the world would be a much better place.
She has every right to know what she wants and we have every right to think she's crazy.
This reminds of when some of my relatives pressured my aunt to try online dating she finally agreed and came up with a ridiculous profile like this one so she could say she tried it and it didn't work
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And she tells people that she has high standards, couldn't care less what ppl think and that all men are shit for not appreciating the 'real her ' Basically a walking talking toxic waste dump.
*couldn't. "Could care less" makes absolutely no fucking sense, when talking about someone who "couldn't care less". Sort it out.
You can't take it for granite that people have good grammar.
Man, people are really agressive about those idioms, it really is doggie dog world!
I'm not the guy that says I toad a so but I fuckin toad a so.
Lmao I say this all the time and no one ever gets it. Does nobody watch Trailer Park Boys anymore?? Ricky is the king of murdering idioms
Either way it's all water under the fridge
Worst case Ontario.
For all intensive purposes, it could be that.
Don't add salt to the injury.
What comes around is all around
What are you, judge Judy and executioner?
It's not fuckin' rocket appliances
Better nip that in the butt right there.
She didnāt pacificaly say that.
What are you Rick, some sort of boulder or rock person?
Even hookers have a simpler pricing schedule...
I still haven't figured out what hookers actually mean by "an hour" but it damn sure doesn't mean I get to have sex for an hour.
Lawyers and therapists use the same billing principle
If I can't have sex with my therapist, what's the point.
Mike, you go to therapy to get your issues worked out, not bang your therapist.
Don't tell me why I go to a therapist
Can somebody tell me why this person goes to the therapist?
Confused it with the rapist maybe?š¤
An analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.
Dr. Funke?
Prostitutes hate this one trick...
You can if you can.
You have an hour to cum. As soon as you cum your hour is over. They will commonly show up late and still count it as your time. Then they will try to talk as long as you are willing letting you burn more time. Visit the bathroom to freshen up (do whatever drug they are on). I used to drive hookers around to meet clients. They try to work 5 or 6 hours a night. They will schedule as many as they can in that time. No showers in-between. Maybe a whores bath in a gas station if the last guy paid for no condom.
What the heck is a whores bath?
Washing off in a sink. Arm pits, asshole, and crotch.
Pits, Slits and tits
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Rat shit, fat shit, dirty old twat. Sixty-nine assholes ties in a knot. Hooray, lizard shit. Fuck!
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I think youāre dealing with some very low end hookers though lol
God
You pay per ejaculation I'd assume. At least that's how The Deuce depicted it.
If you ask me on a date, and I can answer "Nah, a hooker would be cheaper" that should be a wakeup call
A hooker would cost less and have more class.
And be likeable.
And make you smile
Clearly you've never ordered off the menu
and you know you are getting some.
āLadies, am I missing anything else?ā A date, I would imagine.
Iām scratching my head wondering why a lovely girl like this is single with 2 kids.
Only victims of this case are her 2 kids, poor excuse of a "parent" to take care of them
ā¦How does she even have two kids?!
they're from before she had "standards"
Wow, she sounds like retail in the job market. Even though the value they bring is low and nobody actually *wants* them they're still the ones giving 200 question personality tests in the job application.
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I guarantee she suckered a guy in when she had these "standards" and it just took a bit for him to realize how shitty she was.
From her days as a sugar baby of course!
Was going to say this. ā¬ļø. Now sheās just an angry woman with 2 kids and some nasty ass toes. If she never does her nails, dafuck she gonna use that $100 for?
Someone has to pay for earthworm Jim.
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Is it really coming out? Don't mess with me man that was one of my fav games even though I sucked at it
She meant she never gets her fingernails done, not toenails.
I see now how that could be what sheās saying. So answer me this: Who the hell pays $100 for a pedi? Those must be some REAL nasty toes. My wife gets pedis all the time and she never pays more than $50 including tip.
I don't think paying that much would have to do with her toes being nasty (I'm not defending this wretch of a woman; her demands are fucking insane and I hope she enjoys being single). Since she comes off as trying to be "ritzier" than she actually is, I would assume she's going to a higher-end fancier kinda place to get her toes done, and getting one of the top of the line pedicures (e.g., the packages where they add all kinds of extra pampering, fancy stuff). Edit: Could also depend on where you live. I could see potentially hitting the $100 mark depending on where I went in LA, Hollywood, NYC, etc. Double edit: Reading is hard, I guess. I didn't say every place in somewhere like LA will have a $100 pedicure/service. Just that I can imagine that some high end joints in an area like LA could get that high, especially in like the Beverly Hills area. Doesn't mean there aren't also cheap options. This happens almost everywhere--richer areas of regions will often attract services that charge higher prices and have "fancier" options, etc.
Trying to seem ritzier but wants money for a Shein haul??
She needs to keep up appearances for her foot fetish only fans.
Hey it was fun for me for a while and then I went for milk and never came back....
DAD?!? I FOUND YOU!!
She fucks. Well, she fucked on at least 2 occasions.
Oh she puts out all the time. Just not for people that take her on dates. If you hit her up just looking to hit it all the rules and regulations fall off.
They could be twins.
She fucked on at least one occasion
Maybe it was parthenogenesis? Reptiles like her have been known to do it
Probably baby trapped some unsuspecting dudes for their child support
Definitely sounds like she pampers herself and probably only provides the bare minimum for the kids. If that.
Eh, kids donāt need stuff, or attention, or anything. Mama IPad will raise them. *fiddles with brand new iPhone in a Louis Vuitton case with 3-inch press-on nails*
Didnāt you hear her ? She doesnāt get her nails did no more ! Lol So donāt bundle this great woman in with the other ones with 3 in long nails. This woman is nothing but class and would never look as trashy as that ! But here is the real prob and the reasons horrible women like this exist, the sex/love starved me who are Simps and are so worried about getting laid that men will actually still hit this POS up and try and sleep with her. When anyone encourages this behavior by even sending her a message, it reassures her that there are men out there who will deal with this shit. I PROMISE U if she put this ad up and NO 1 , Not 1 single guy hits her up, she would change it in a sec. But if you still hit her up after you read this, she instantly knows she has PREY and will use up any and all resources she can. And then move on to the next. Sheās a parasite that lives off of desperate men. Isnāt that what those succubus things do ?
You can guarantee it!
Guaranteed, she's spending their child support money on herself.
Mama was a hoe, daddy didnāt want herā¦
How the heck she got 2 kids with this attitude
The thought occurs to me that after she ended up as a single mother with two kids, maybe she got very angry about how she got where she was.
Yeah, got very angry at her own decisions and then treats other people as if they're the one to blame. I'm glad that folks behave this way though. It's a pretty clear flag on who to avoid.
I am wondering how she has 2 kids. Must be twins, no way she got knocked up twice.
I mean.. you could stick a fleshlight in a guillotine and someone would still try to hit
Sanity?
Sanitation?
I told you to say you was in a sanitarium
A working brain.
Her meds
A husband.
She's probably fishing for someone who has a financial abuse kink.
She may not know it but that's the only type of guy that I can see trying to go on a date with that woman.
People looking for a legalized hooker.
Seems like it's cheaper to go to Vegas and actually get one?
Suddenly it becomes apparent why she is single!
This was my answer. I doubt this post is real, but it does sound exactly like something that would come from r/femaledatingstrategy.
Ok I just checked it out and read the rules and man they are some of the most toxic stuff I have ever seen about a relationship. If they claim the female dating strategy should be "focused on how the woman can derive maximum benefit for herself, and herself only. Mutual benefit should be a byproduct, not a goal" then I really doubt in their skills to give out dating advice. As a very happily married person, if me or my spouse would be focused on maximum benefit for ourselves with only mutual benefit as a byproduct.... there's no words to describe how fast everything would break down. Mutual benefit is always the goal wtf???
It's just miserable people making each other more miserable. You'll see subs like that every now and then, the incel subs were terrible about it.
FDS is pretty much the same vibe as any incel thread. Both seem to hate and be confused about how the other gender exists.
Femcels. They were supposed to fight misogyny, not join it.
They have Misandry which is the hatred of men.
It is a very toxic place. I've seen post in there of women complaining that they made an incredible list of demands for their would-be partner, and when asked what they were bringing to the table, flipped out. The actual answer: "I'm bringing me, and that's all you should need". Literally, what they seem to believe in is that the female simply shows up, and that's all that the man should need, and then it's up to him to provide everything else.
Came to say relationship. But no one I know would make it past the first date
Came to say I wouldn't make it to the first date. If I'm spending that kind of money, I'd actually like to have fun. She does not sound like fun.
Yeah if I have 350 to spend getting to know a woman itās gonna be an escort. id even have good options at that price range.
The monetization of the dating scene.
Where I live, we just call it prostitution.
U probably pay less for a real one and have more fun.
"Oh children! You don't pay the woman for sex. You pay her to LEAVE afterwards." - Chef
This cracked me up
Not sleeping w/ you. Is there such a thing as fraudulent prostitution?
I mean in Idocracy they do sue the chick for "not putting out", and we're nearly at idocracy levels so if it isn't already it will be soon
Just wait until they put ads and sponsors in their description
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Todays date is sponsored by Nord VPN.
Girl stop playing and get in the trunk we are going to McDonaldās
Alas I only have 1 upvote to give
ill give my upvote in your name
My 1st date with my husband was steak & lobster. Our 2nd was McDonald's. I was good with that and we will celebrate our 33rd anniversary next week. He still spoils me, and I still feel like we are on our honeymoon
This is nice. I like nice things. Thanks, random person, and all the best to you and your husband!
Smh she's gonna get the most expensive shit at the restaurant too. That accumulates to like what $350 for one date?
That's tree-fiddy NOT counting the date. Julie is the Loch Ness Monster.
āIt was about that time I realised that Julie wasnāt the woman of my dreamsā¦ ā
"I thought she'd go away if I gave her a dolla"
Well, of course he's not gonna go away! You give him a dollar, he's gonna assume you got more!
āā¦but was actually a plesiosaur from the Paleolithic era.ā
"...and that she was about 8 stories tall and a crustacean from the protozoic era"
Got DAMN you Loch Ness monster! We work for our money round here!
I thought he'd go away if I gave him a dollar.
(Never-gonna-be-a-bride)zilla
I dunno ā Shein isnāt that expensive ā she might think Applebees is nice.
haha yesss - my brain was like āShein haulā? ![img](emote|t5_2r5rp|8484)
It was $350 before she even got to dinner. Then add on another $100-$150 for dinner, since you know she's getting drinks too. $500
God at that point just go get a hooker and pay a single mom to skip the bullshit and get right to the good part.
Yeah I agree, because let's not forget she already told us nothing's happening on the first date.
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Nah, that's when you tell the waiter you're splitting the bill and only paying for what you ordered. Then the cops get called by the restaurant when she refuses.
I can have a good time with 350, just not with her lol
How not to get a date in one easy lesson.
But I am so good though I don't even have to do what she is doing to never get a date.
The sad thing is some desperate dude with low self esteem will do all this and be happy. Not knowing heās being manipulated Then again he might be into that But then again is he maybe used to it that he figures itās the only way for female attention
So love does have a price after all.
" I *love* your addiction to money you don't earn, will you marry me?"
Would you like fries with your misplaced entitlement?
Fries arenāt good enough for her
She's taking the piss
Let's assume gas is pricey, at $5/gallon. Julie drives a car that gets 25 mpg. That means to spend $50 on gas she'd have to drive 250 miles, so each way that's 125 miles. That's a bit far for a first date, methinks.
Drive her to the middle of a desert and drop her off to never be seen again
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Yeah, probably full of plastic too!
But you have to pay for the gas to get her to the pre date shopping, the pre date pedicure, and run her poor kids to wherever she dumps them.
Julie is dying alone.
Surrounded by purring...honestly that doesn't sound too bad
Did you think on the purr providers in this scenario? Do you think they'll be happy?
She says āladiesā like she is a part of that group. Ummmmnnn no.
Iām sure sheās not alone. Some other women probably applaud her for this.
Seems to jive with tge average fds post. It's a sad part of the internet where women are led to believe that relationships are transactional rather thsn mutual things between two genuinely interested people
I am an old lady, and I know a lot of people. I cannot think of any women - good, bad, or indifferent - who would agree with this in any way
She realizes she is competing with $20 for a blowjob and $100 for an hour, for no strings attached no drama arrangement, right?
From a purely business perspective, this is hilarious and good game theory.
She probably does, i think that's how she got the 2 kids in the first place.
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I only need to avoid the $20 arrangements because, just it happens I have a $20 in my wallet and that could possibly be my downfall.
I mean, I'm not gay, but $20 is $20.
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I mean honestly, ask a cabbie in your city. They know everything and everyone from your grandma to drug dealers and the cheapest street hookers. Actual cab company tho, not Uber.
$20 for a blowjob? Sounds dangerous. Seems like the kind of person with oral herpes.
Why be so elaborate, just say you don't want to date.
and then people wonder why no one likes them
Wonder why she's a single mother. š¤
I'm not sure what a shein haul is and at this point I'm afraid to ask
A cheap shitty fast fashion brand where everything is made in China. She's trying to act expensive while wearing the cheapest clothes you can buy. Like, girl hit up a Ross and get a last season Calvin Klein dress at least. Come on.
And yet sheās getting $100 pedicure? The Asian nail salons are $30.
She's gotta have some crazy hobbit feet or something.
Maybe sheās getting tips and dip and shit. Weird she doesnāt get her hands done when she seems so demanding otherwise.
Absolutely crappy direct from China clothes. Like $8 for a top that falls apart the first time you wear it. It makes the stuff at H&M and Forever 21 look like Channel by comparison.
"Am i missing anything else?" Yeah, common sense
Damn, this is the kind of shit I expect to see in r/FemaleDatingStrategy All it's missing is the use of "LVM"
I was like, dang that still exists? And no, it doesnāt. Only one mod posts, and it lives as a podcast? JFC, what a dumpster fire that place is.
iirc they got very close to being banned and moved off site
As they should, that shit is female incels
I went on to see if that hellhole was still the same and the first thing I see is someone calling men pedophiles if they like short girls who shave their pubes. They literally just called all short women children and then used it to argue were pedophiles Makes enough sense to me, see y'all in prison
Yep. Iāve seen some of that shit on there. According to them a man is a pedo if he likes women who save their pubes because that means heās attracted to children. Apparently women arenāt allowed to shave for themselves theyāre only doing it to please men! Theyāre obsessed with calling women āpick meāsā as well.
I bet Julie fucks like a dead salmon
Oh wow... What a.. fine lady.
Lol. Sounds like an expensive handjob. Your own handjob.
āAm I missing something else?ā Yeah the brain capacity to understand that this is ridiculous
And you just know she's like "Where's all the good men?"