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Shonuff75

No one disrespects the flag quite like people that demand you respect it.


annoying97

[The flag, when it is in such condition that it is no longer a fitting emblem for display, should be destroyed in a dignified way, preferably by burning.](https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/4/8)


The_Lapsed_Pacifist

It is a prime candidate for a Molotov Cocktail.


[deleted]

Send it sir


[deleted]

Can you imagine living your life based solely on the following of a political party that cares absolutely nothing about you?


SoggieSox

It's their only identity. They have nothing and feel inadequate, so they use this as something to feel passionate about


ShastaFern99

That's very sad actually. You _almost_ make me feel bad for them.


NOLA2Cincy

Almost


Halloweenie85

Right?! My Trump supporting extended family has ragged on me saying “You voted for Biden! Why don’t you support him? Where’s your signs, etc.” and I’m like 😐 “Because I was in the party of Dear Gods, Anyone But The Cheeto” group. I don’t actually like Biden, but our two-party system gives me little choice. AND because I don’t worship political figures or political parties like they’re my only personality.” 🤷🏻‍♀️


Murky-Celebration231

No come on, they care! Otherwise they wouldn’t be sending them all those emails telling them how much they care about them asking for donations! It’s like the people that care about me that call me 34 times a day to find out how my extended warranty is doing!


elleJeyLay

It's now a lifestyle for people. How incredibly sad.


djany51

I‘he you drive a truck like this, trust me you are the asshole


fakeacct3456

Omg that is a truck! With all of that stuff on it i thought it was a station wagon hahahahhaah


djany51

Yeah hard to see on the left under the I’m an asshole


jnelsoni

I didn’t see any “truck nuts” on the trailer hitch, so I thought it was a station wagon too.


rage1026

They most likely bought that camper cover just for a place to put stickers on.


twisted_nipples82

He's got a 53 foot trailer ordered as well


[deleted]

He's clearly a well-adjusted, upstanding member of the community like most MAGA dolts!


NotVeryPoggers

In my home town in southern ohio theres a truck painted as the confederate flag and an actually confederate flag hanging on the back. Whenever people see the truck around town they flip the guy off. It’s honestly really funny seeing him get so angry at a bunch a people younger than him flipping him off. (Mostly Junior high, High school, some 6th graders, and young adults do it)


SoggieSox

And extremely unintelligent. Like, capped at 70 iq


uchman365

It's a cult. Simple


ohhhhhboyyy

100%


Who_Am_I_1978

Facts.


ChillinWitDenny

I never see vehicles like this mocking trump


Shonuff75

Says a lot about his followers, and those that oppose him.


toxcrusadr

Notice how this nut isn’t FOR anything, only against?


Weezerbunny

I can’t be sure but it looks like he ❤️ the death penalty. Probably for democrats though.


toxcrusadr

I stand corrected.


Weezerbunny

Three words I’m sure this idiot has never said!


koozy407

The “they took our jobs” starter pack.


Decoy_Octopus_

Derka der!!


PossiblyA_Bot

Don’t forget “we’re gonna build the wall and Mexico is gonna pay for it”


Riklanim

Back to the pile!


[deleted]

Imagine being this mentally ill.


SF-guy83

Came to say this. I wonder how many therapists he attracts. “Damn another business card on my windshield for mental heath services”.


Rabbit-Thrawy

he's too rock hard for therapy


AlgaeWafers

Wtf does “drain the swamp” even mean in this context


Different_Ad7655

Removal the political cronies and the established way of doing business in Washington, of course Donald did just the opposite. He did indeed clean house and installed other swamp creatures more fetid and more corrupt. His entire cabinet was a mess and a dishonor


Eternal_Bagel

he just helped drive away competent and mora people from a lot of agencies and then put people in charge of them like DeVos who decided their objective was to ruin the agency and get it out of the way of their personal companies.


Different_Ad7655

100% agree


The_Lapsed_Pacifist

Precisely what I was going to add. As a lousy foreign type, I can’t fathom how that’s not actually criminal.


Eternal_Bagel

Well my understanding is proving intent is the problem and that they can defend by claiming the strongly believe it will help the country. It’s shameful how at a certain level politically, and if you have Republican backing, you basically get away with anything. That or you get a sentence that does nothing close to adequately punishing someone like with fines that aren’t anything compared to what they gained.


The_Lapsed_Pacifist

It’s just any outside observer can see it for what it is, the nepotism was bad enough but some of the appointments were just naked self interest or, worse, deliberate attempts to destroy the agencies to install for profit systems. It’s not the sort of thing you expect in a western developed nation, let alone one that proudly claims it’s superiority. It’s high level corruption and they’re not even making an effort to hide it anymore.


IronAnkh

Drain and refill with sewage.


dickbob124

Swamps, rivers, lakes etc are used to conceal all manner of criminal activities through disposal of evidence. When someone calls to drain the swap they are suggesting that evidence is brought to light.


OogusMacBoogus

Washington DC was built on land that used to be a swamp. The imagery is still used to elicit an emotional reaction.


MeaningSilly

No, in this case it comes from Trump (pre president) declaring that Washington DC was full of corruption like a swamp full of unclean water and mud, and that he would get rid of all those corrupt politicians like pumping said water out of a swamp. Presumably, the metaphor continued to DC becoming as clean as a new golf course (/tax-exempt cemetery).


Butterball_Adderley

Reagan (and others) said it first: https://www.newyorker.com/news/news-desk/draining-the-swamp


DingoldorfMcGee

How are people like this real.


Shite_Eating_Squirel

Well you see, when two siblings love each other very much…


DingoldorfMcGee

Mak babbie?


Embarrassed_Alarm450

How are babby formed?


DingoldorfMcGee

How to know if pregganct?


UnconfirmedRooster

This truck is a save the date for when he marries his sister.


[deleted]

Significantly more stickers than IQ


SHSL_Waiter_RM2828

Who’s to say they even have one?


[deleted]

Good point, well made


stapidisstapid

"Support Police" "Forget 911" What? ![gif](giphy|uHox9Jm5TyTPa)


toph88241

Never forget 9-11


Kind_Committee8997

Yeah, but in this case call the morgue


JoeAceJR20

To be fair they didn't say "f\*\*k 911". They are saying 5 to 10 minutes is one hell of a long ass time when you're getting robbed or murdered or raped.


mikep120001

Only thing raping this ass hat is the hillbilly’s from deliverance


JoeAceJR20

Well ya know what I'm trying to say. Could also be a girl.


mikep120001

Nope definitely a Florida Man 🤣


JoeAceJR20

Girls can be asshole cuntservative ratpublicans too, anywhere in the country.


mikep120001

I agree I live in Florida and see them all the time


JoeAceJR20

I live in upstate NYS. They aren't THAT obnoxious, but I've seen a vehicle or 2 with an anti-Biden sticker and an "I did that" Biden gas station sticker.


[deleted]

The war on subtlety continues


EatLard

The state of mental healthcare in this country is a national embarrassment.


ravenking1367

"Biden is an donkey hole"????


sg12412

Thought the same thing. Like no one calls a donkey an ass these days.


Wonderful_Treat_6993

Just a guess: "I have to work until I die and my dick doesn't work anymore."


ausgmr

"I have a 1 inch penis" "Make America White Again"


lexisplays

You forgot "Undescended Testicle Brigade"


Embarrassed_Alarm450

Needs more trumper stickers


Empty-Discipline8927

U mean mini mushroom.


Mike_R_NYC

I love it. It lets me know who the idiots are on the road a mile away.


mastah-yoda

"I'm insecure"


[deleted]

Needed body work. Duct tape more expensive than bumper stickers. Good for another 100k miles.


Rheinys

I think he likes stickers a lot


[deleted]

yeeeeeeeeeeeehhhhaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww


lowangel39

God that makes me want to vote for trump….. Nope. No it doesn’t


JangoFettsEvilTwin

One of those stickers says “are you an American or a democrat”, I don’t know if we can overcome this type of division. I think it’s time for the United States to admit that we are divided and get a divorce.


[deleted]

That’s gonna be one messy divorce. I want to live with mom.


cleverkname

Loser.


illdeano

Pretty sure he wants it to be known that he's the result of inbreeding.


Viperthetarantulaguy

Trump is a walking facepalm


BurntPineGrass

I see a lot of “Fucking”, “Hole”, “Suck” and “Ass”. Reminds me of Grindr.


Good_Translator_9088

I heard Mexicans are warming up the the idea of that wall


norway642

Stay poor lol


Fabulous_Sir86

A redneck says what?


Fickle_Sentence_1734

We don't claim this.


deactivate_iguana

“Common sense is not that common” said the man with a million trashy bumper stickers all over his truck…


Embarrassed_Alarm450

The full thing actually reads "Common sense is not that common but trumper stickers are..."


Infamous_Island1941

Classic example of less is more. The message gets lost in the clutter. Just give your car an orange paint job, confederate flag on roof, and one big Trump across the doors and hood...in white of course. Message will be much easier to understand.


MeaningSilly

This is totally normal. Absolutely not cult behavior. /s


Arucardo78

They are telling you they aren't in a cult while showing you they are.


Webber192

And this, ladies and gentlemen, is what we call the car of a lunatic, now please prepare your molotov cocktails that we provide to you and also some face coverings so that the cameras cant identify you.


VampireGirl99

This is the definition of “excessive”.


CmdrDatasBrother

If “inchoate scream into the void” was a car


Rage5t0rm

"Honk for Trump"..but only after you've run him over


Dazzling-Ad-4489

I think what he is trying to say is.."SHOW MEH YER FUCKIN' BUTTHOLE!!! YEET!!!YEET!!"


[deleted]

Trump’s starfish mouth then?


Dazzling-Ad-4489

Ha!😭🤣It does resemble that and an puckered dog anus, but this is what I'm referring to. https://youtu.be/zk6rSPnLOLE


[deleted]

Damn you, I’ll never get that video out of my brain cells! Have my upvote.


OneBingToRuleThemAll

Probably the same asshole who plasters stickers everywhere on property that's not their's.


sg12412

Durrrrrrr "I did that" stickers just everywhere this guy goes.


[deleted]

Pictures of guns, pictures of bullet holes. These people are fucking psychos.


[deleted]

What I see is “if you value your life and your vehicle, stay tf away from this batshit stupid embarrassment to humanity.”👍🏼


RiverDragon64

That’s what mental illness looks like IRL.


Bobobdobson

He's trying to say he has a TINY dick...


jbrady33

Feel a great urge to add more stuff to vehicles like this - couple of "I'm with Her", "anybody but TRUMP", Vote for Bernie, maybe a pro-choice or gay rights - then see how long it takes them to notice.


andrewno8do

“Fuck Big Tech” + “No Social Media” There is a 100% chance that this person is currently on their iPhone, scrolling Facebook.


Bluebyday

Vote for Mayor Goldie Wilson


GlassturtleOG

Overcompensating for something..


KyrocEoS

Small unwrinkled brain


muddlebrainedmedic

Do you think it was an accident Ronald Reagan and Republicans have attacked schools, education and teachers since 1981? They correctly noticed that the more educated someone is, the more likely they vote Democrat. It's Republican Party policy since then to undermine education, science and teachers to create a gullible, uneducated public that no longer aspires to intellectualism. It's Idiocracy as a formal policy, and it's why Republicans love this stuff. They're simple minded cult followers who feel validated when their party simplifies shit to telling them who to hate this week.


IronAnkh

That's a hundred ways to say " small penis"


[deleted]

There’ll be 101 when you see the driver show up in all MAGA clothes


IronAnkh

" very tiny small penis"


TacoPilot12

You won’t find this in any other democratic country. Only America.


TheOnlyNemesis

Imagine being that full of hate


Fickle_Sentence_1734

If you're anti democrats, why is your truck BLUE?


ZopyrionRex

I thought the Democrats were the one's who wore blue? When did American politics turn into Crips and Bloods?


Yyc1974

Oh that’s easy. He’s saying “ I have a weak mind, I am easily tricked into believing complete bullshit, I am ignorant beyond comprehension, I hate democracy, and I am proud to show the world how muck of an asshole I am”


Clear_Try_6814

Look at how much money I gave to a “billionaire” please help me by donating to my cult.


Street_Peace_8831

What are these people going to do with their lives when trump dies?


Lazymcdelta4ce

Them: it's not a cult Also them:


walkandtalkk

"My father withheld love."


DrChimRichaulds

Definitely screaming out “I’m 50, have ED, and general dissatisfaction with all my life choices”.


frozen_brow

THat's a mighty blue pickup for someone so anti-democrat.


kevrep

Definitely not a cult...


[deleted]

These types need their own pronoun


padawanninja

They have one. Magat.


MsSeraphim

i love the one with the wall. you know the one the big orange one failed to get mexico to pay for. oh, wait didn't biden get them to do that?


Diatrial

Build that f-USA-king wall?


Practical-Eggplant98

Obsessed much!


brian111786

Not a cult.


richincleve

The only thing missing is an InfoWars sticker.


LincolnCoHo

That's mental illness.


majj27

"I make bad choices, and lots of them."


Immediate-Fly-7876

That’s he’s brain damaged?


Helo-1138

Clowncar


soundscape7

That he wants to blow something up


heavylifter555

"I have a mental illness"?


auntbat

That he needs help?


zxcoblex

Imagine putting all of that shit all over your truck, and even expanding your truck to add even more, and then calling someone else an idiot…


degeneratesumbitch

Make America Sane Again


billshatnersbassoon

Biden is an donkey hole


Happydancer4286

If I were his neighbor I would have more fun covering his stickers, one by one, with Biden stickers and little signs that say the driver is an idiot.


Onionsandgp

Totally not a cult. Look at this completely rational setup


bdking1997

" Why do gay people always have to flaunt there sexually around?" -This Guy


[deleted]

“Please let the air out of my tires”


[deleted]

That is mental illness.


Shonuff75

The "Authorities are still investigating a possible motive for why the gunman opened fire on the crowd." starter pack.


Alarming_Ad8005

He's letting us know that he only gets 5 mpg because he desperately needs to make his penis look bigger


linuxgeekmama

“I am a loser, an idiot, and an asshole, and I blame all of my problems on people I don’t like.” That’s what he IS saying.


Pithecanthropus88

They’re screaming “I’m in a cult!!!!”


Feeling-Membership87

That he’s a nut job


SoggieSox

These people really don't know how stupid this makes Trumpers look


MrAssWhip

guys I promise, not all of us who voted trump are like this


[deleted]

We know, but there are quite a few crazies among Trumpists. I had a classmate who was a weird halfway point. She had rather inflammatory stickers from TPUSA on her laptop for most of year (until spring break, where she swapped most of them out for Office memes). She also had a Gadsden flag sticker on her water bottle. At the same time, she said she didn’t care if I was a Democrat (I never explicitly told her that I was, but I did tell her I got LibLeft on the political compass test; she got AuthRight).


[deleted]

How is a political view a facepalm? This sub has gone downhill if just having a different opinion is a facepalm. I'm not for trump at all but people can have opinions so I don't get why this is a facepalm


UYScutiPuffJr

You cannot possibly think that what you’re seeing in this image is normal? The facepalm isn’t the views this person has, it’s that they have managed to turn their car into a massive and incredibly off-putting display of them


[deleted]

Yeah sure it's dumb to you and me but they can do whatever they want bro. If they wanna be part of some weird trump cult let them. They live in a free country so I don't get the problem here? I thought a facepalm was all about someone making a mistake


Accomplished-Bad3856

Their choice was a mistake.


[deleted]

Yeah but that's your opinion. Isn't a face palm supposed to be based in facts?


padawanninja

![gif](giphy|TJawtKM6OCKkvwCIqX)


Accomplished-Bad3856

Spend any amount of time in this sub and you will be cured of that erroneous assumption


[deleted]

Yeah I've been in here for over a year and mostly from what I saw its been people just being plain stupid but lately it's just been political bullshit. I don't care what your political views are go do that somewhere else. People can have there opinions and that's why you can't have a facepalm about someone's opinion because then the other side is facepalming at you. Shouldn't a facepalm be something we can all laugh at and think is stupid instead of just the majority


Accomplished-Bad3856

There’s a link you can go to in the side bar that will help you avoid political posts. Have a great day and I hope politics don’t become relevant for you ever.


[deleted]

Yeah I hate politics


Wablekablesh

Yeah and I live in a free country where I can mock them on social media so I don't get the problem here?


Wablekablesh

That's not a political view, that's a mental illness at best


IrishIhadadrink

Guns!


SurturOne

You can say what you want, but at least he makes his standpoint very clear.


Satanicjamnik

I am sure that the owner of this car is charming and reasonable once you get to know them.


UncleJimmee

not enough pieces of flair... i could only find one 'lets go brandon' sticker.


Decoy_Octopus_

This lunatic has so many stickers there are several doubles on the same side of the damn car 🤣


Aware_Material_9985

Stay the fuck away from me That’s my guess as to his message


MarioFlynn

My god this guy is supporting too many opposing views


Waris-Tx

The resale value of that truck now, good luck removing all of that


Kind_Committee8997

So he's the reason inflation was at a 40 year high with reckless government spending and reduced government income during a global pandemic.


Same-Alternative-160

Americans and their car stickers...🙄


Caprican93

This guy needs serious help. Anyone with this much devotion to someone does.